/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Anyone know how I was supposed to get either Reimu ones? That doesn't even make any fucking sense.

This is the very definition of autism.

Never mind. Most of these answers are just complete bullshit. How is Ran nosebleeding a meme, and yet CHEEEEEEEEN isn't?

>>8950098
The HAX SIGN one is a Walfas meme.

Goddamn this shit is so secondary.

>>8950148
That's kinda the point.

And what the fuck, how did that even originate? Walfas can sometimes be good, but having to wade through the shital wave to reach is something I'd rather not do.

Fuck OP, you are hardcore (or... softcore?). I could only guess 8. I'm too primary for this thread, I'm leaving.

Got everything besides Nitori's, Koishi's, Ran's, Sakuya's and the Walfas one. I knew it was Walfas, but I didn't actually remember what the spellcard was named, but knew it had to do with fire.

I simply don't understand Sakuya's. Not the pads one.

>>8950172
Secondary is strong on this one come on tell us we are not gonna laugh.

>>8950163
I got Eiring (because it's kinda hard not to have heard HELP ME EIRIN by this point), Marisa (because IOSYS), PAD *KNIFED* XD, Flanders McDonalds (because of the 2hu chart, and she was my introductory 2hu), phallic shaped Koishi bullets (to be honest, someone told me the answer when they sent ithe quiz to me), and some other shit.

>>8950172
Nitori's was kinda obvious since it isn't exclusive to Touhou, Sakuya's was Night of Nights, which isn't actually a meme, Ran's is like every fucking artist's depiction of the Yakumo household, and the Walfas ones are indeed bullshit.

>>8950176
That's like laughing at an atheist for knowing what's actually in the bible. I knew a lot of this shit because of /jp/ myself.

>>8950176
Not really, if you've been here long enough you end up seeing them spammed here. Like Yuugi's sake not even drop thing when SA was more recent.

Also a lot of these don't even really qualify as memes. Some of these are just inane IOSYS videos.

I only got 2. Cirno's Perfect Math Class and Marisa Stole the Precious Thing.

And I casually play touhou, how the fuck do you even get more than 10 if you arent into touhou fandom.

>>8950196
Browsing /jp/
Browsing youtube (for shit like Eirin and Get Down)
By having friends tell you some of the bullshit answers (shape, shrine conspiracy, and walfas shit).

How do you not at least get Flander McDolan and PADS *KNIFED* XD? What, are you thirdary or something?

>>8950203
I've been on /v/ for 5 years now and I casually browse /jp/ and I can safely say ive never heard of any of that shit.

>>8950203
It's "tertiary," if you care.

>Reimu's ___________
Oh well gee, that's just so obvious, isn't it.

I only got 9.
Guess I am not a secondary.
Seriously how would people get the tsurupettan, chested isnt even a word.

>>8950208
Thirdary sounds more degrading than Tertiary. Besides, tertiary doesn't make much sense when you think about it. You have producers, then primary consumers, then secondary consumers, and then tertiary consumers, and tertiary consumers are the apex predators. Do those people seem like apex predators to you?

>>8950209
I've been around for nearly as long, and I've heard most of this shit without being a secondary (again, Flanders McDolan was my introductory 2hu).

12/21
I blame Danbooru.

>>8950213
I tried typing tsurupettan like 30 different ways for the last 8 minutes of the quiz. Most of this stuff is bullshit, so I don't blame you. If it weren't for my friends telling me some of the more bullshit ones, I would've only gotten around 13.

I also have another theory why I got so many: I visit /f/ regularly, and happen to have partook in a 2hu2sday once.

>>8950211
I didn't even fucking understand what it was asking me.

But seriously guys, if you didn't get Flanders McDolan, you might not be a secondary, but you are a casual

>GET DOWN!
>most recognized character: Nitori Kawashiro

what

>>8950226
Accually is gooby

What?

>>8950261
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3quTc2-GyM

what the fuck, how is everyone not getting at least 15 correct. you mean you guys don't surf youtube for touhou videos all day?

>>8950261
yeah that's just completely wrong

>>8950269
that's bullshit

>>8950265
Dolan fed Bogs a hot dog that was actually made from Gooby (Goofy). Thanks to this comic, I always say 'Dolan' in place of 'Donald'.

>>8950276
I don't. I mostly just listen to some obscure 2hu songs (Futatsuiwa from Sado, Last Remote, Centennial Festival, and etc.), but when I was in my Lunatic Princess phase, I found Help Me Eirin, and when I was trying to find some more Oriental Dark Flight remixes, I ended up finding Marisa's Precious thing.


But fucking seriously guys, Oriental Dark Flight is fucking amazing, and there is no reason it shouldn't have more remixes. Fuck, it's 20 GORILLION times better than shit like Faith is for the Transient People, but look how many remixes of it there are.

>>8950321
It's funny, I knew "Help Me Eirin" and I haven't watched one of those accursed music videos.
In related news, -booru comments are retarded.

>>8950329
You haven't seen retarded until you've been in a youtube comments thread on /v/. -booru comments seem like a symposium (heh) between Sagan, Kaku, Bill Nye, Einstein, Nietzche, Voltaire, Freud, and Marx in comparison. I will concede, though, that looking at comments on either site is like begging for brain cancer.

Besides, visiting /f/ also helped with some of them. That's where I found tsurupettan and FOE. Also, the only 2hu soccer video I have watched happened to be the one with Rinnosuke, so, if it weren't for that, I would've never got MANnosuke. Fucking coincidences. It's like when I learn a new word, and then that word shows up like 20 times within the next couple of days out of sheer coincidences.


... Actually, I think I might be becoming a 2hu myself. Coincidences is like a lamer version of fate, right?

>>8950321
>Centennial Festival

One of my favorites. I love how it picks up right when you are getting blasted.

>Reimu's ________
>Not armpit

Nope. Shit questionnaire. Not answering

I knew all of them except the *blank*.
I'm youtube now.

>>8950352
It's plural. Reimu has two of them.

>>8950357
Still shit. Cause all good Reimu's armpit fanarts is all single armpit

>>8950366
You need to experience multiple armpit fapping.

Got 8. Most of them being just vague stings of words I've heard imprinted in my memory even if I haven't seen the source material.

>>8950374
strings not stings but whatever.

>>8950346
Hell yeah. I love UN Owen as well (as it's the only 2hu song that I've listened to like a madman and have never gotten bored with it), but Centennial is honestly the better of the two themes, especially in game. It's almost as brilliant as Hina's stage them from MoF, what with the perfect timing and all.

>>8950351
Oh shit nigger, I finally found someone who did better than me. We're youtube now.

Got 12 and all I know about Touhou is from lurking /jp/. Some of these have absolutely nothing to do with Touhou.

I got 19, this shit is retarded.

I got 11 and I blame Danbooru

also

>HER SAKE! Not even a _______

for fuck's sake it's "her sake not even drop" way to completely fuck up the entire meaning of it you retard

>>8950429
<3

>>8950421
<3 <3 <3

>>8950418
Welcome to the club

Guys, what if we use this as an initiation test to /jp/? Like, what if you get a 'secondary' brandish on you, and your secondary % is determined by how many questions you got correct?

>>8950437
I don't know what the fuck a "secondary brandish" is

but the only way this serves as /jp/ initiation is that you can tell you're /jp/ if this test fucking irritates you with its inaccuracy

>>8950215
No, it sounds more retarded than tertiary. And that's not the only time the word is used outside of Touhou.
You need an education.

I'm kind of disgusted to have scored 18. That actually tests your secondary knowledge (walfas and IOSYS, Manzai, etc).

What a load of bullshit

8/21

Why is the secondary fanbase so horrible?

I only got these because I troll in the comment section on multiple touhou-related youtube videos.

I got the majority of these from, guess what, lurking /jp/.

13/21. A bunch of this is off Danbooru.

20/21

>>8950211
>Reimu's ___________
An undead zombie!

I failed the CHEEEEEN question cause the answer wasn't suppa tenko.

6/21. For the "GET" one I kept trying to put in different combinations of numbers...

I only got like four or five of those. I don't feel bad either, because it's secondary bullshit.

>>8950445

He didn't say "secondary brandish" he said "'secondary' brandish", as in the brand of a secondary.

Have no clue what's going on in there.
Only recognised the Yuugi one, and only because it's written completely wrong.

It's like the maker got the idea that meme trivia is some kind of status symbol and got a bit too confident.

I was thinking of making one for us /jp/ers, but maybe you guys would get angry at me.

>>8952134
But then we wouldn't be able to harass people for not knowing all the best /jp/ memes. It would be an unmitigated disaster.

Yeah, go for it.

>>8952134
>maybe you guys would get angry at me.
/jp/? "Maybe"? You think?

20/21. missed Tewi's, I have never felt so secondary.

>>8952275
Oh lord. How did you manage to get Armpits, Shrine Conspiracy, and Shape without getting tei?

Could only get 12 before giving up. Some of them are really obscure until you actually see the answers, like Reimu's armpits, Suika's flat-chested (or tsurupettan), Tewi's and Koishi's. Oh well, that was pretty fun.