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There is none.

Canonically, they're all little girls. Little girls do not have large tits.

Stop using "canon" as though it somehow adds weight to your argument. It's getting to be the new "literally" or "objectively".

this thread is about touhous with fanon large tits.

>>8946676

Sure.

Large tits

>>8946676

It's true. It's practically part of the 4chan canon.

>>8946702

There are also IaMP and SWR profiles.

>>8946706
Way to astroturf your strawman, hipster plebeian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkMRBeMHOtQ

>>8946702
>>8946713

CANON ORDER:
1. Story/dialogue/descriptions of the official games.
2. Story/dialogue/descriptions of the official manga/artbooks/etc.
3. ZUN art.
4. What ZUN tells us.

Non-ZUN art isn't canon, even if it forms part of an official work. For example ZUN has told fans that Marisa is shorter than Reimu. In some official manga panels, this doesn't appear to be the case. However, "Marisa is shorter than Reimu" is the canon.

>>8946726
>ZUN art.

So every Touhou is a post-nuclear mutant who suffered 3rd degree burns and had to go through facial reconstruction operations?

Usually I don't like big tits on touhous. But Komach is an exception.

>>8946676
>Canonically, they're all little girls.
This is one of the most retarded things I have heard on /jp/, and for /jp/, that's quite an accomplishment. Congrats.

PMiSS is more canon than fighting game art, komachi has modest breasts, if you can even call them that.

yukari yuugi and byakuren all unarguably have large breasts, though.

Sounds like its time for a MILF thread.

Mature and well endowed Touhou women are the best!

>>8946777
As far as fan consensus goes, Komachi has one of the largest pairs of breasts in the land. Perhaps even the largest.

And I wouldn't have it any other way!

>>8946777

I see large tits in there.

None of these are canon to me nor will they ever be.

>>8946789
I see a large dick in ur mum

>>8946771

The oldest ones are ("physically") 10代前半, which means "early 10s" (generally around 10-14).

I consider 14-year-olds little girls, but then again I'm in my thirties and haven't seen a real 14-year-old in years.

If they were all little girls it would be boring anyway.

Variety is good.

Yuyuko seems like a playful pervert who loves to drink and have good fun type.

Big tits are a must for such a character.

>>8946808
>Yuyuko seems like a playful pervert who loves to drink and have good fun type.
Based on what? Give me a line from the games or manga that suggests this.

>Big tits are a must for such a character.
You're applying fanon to fanon though. That's like me saying, "Well Sonic the Hedgehog is dating xXxInuYasha97xXx, so he must be a down-to-earth and sensible fellow."

>>8946825
Are you talking shit about xXxInuYasha97xXx, spunkguzzler?

Breasts you say?

>>8946804
14 year-olds are in high school.

>>8946804

Which was considered adult and fit to have children at the times most of touhous were born.

Btw, back then there was no such thing as underwear.

>>8946726
How is what zun specofocally tells us last on the list?

Aren't you forgetting someone?

hey can you hold these for a minute?

>>8946804
>The oldest ones are ("physically") 10代前半,
Do you happen to have a source on that?

>>8946894
sharing is caring!

>>8946896
There isn't one.

ZUN has described the most "mature" 2hus as being physically 14-15 when he was discussing their heights.

1) Little kids (look about 10 years old, or less)
Rumia, Daiyousei, Cirno, Remilia, Flandre, Lily, Suika, Tewi, Medicine, Suwako*, Kisume

2) Early teens (look like 12-13 years old, noticeably younger than Reimu)
Chen, Youmu, Lyrica, Wriggle, Mystia, Yamame, Nazrin, Kyouko,

3) Mid teens (look like 14-16 years old, or about as old as Reimu)
Patchouli, Alice, Merlin, Lunasa, Yuyuko*, Kaguya, Mokou, Shizuha, Minoriko, Hina, Nitori, Momiji, Sanae, Satori, Rin, Utsuho, Koishi, Kogasa, Ichirin, Murasa, Nue, Yoshika, Tojiko, Futo, Miko

4) Late teens (look like 17-19 years old, older looking than Reimu)
Sakuya, Ran, Yukari, Keine, Reisen, Aya, Tenshi, Parsee, Shou, Hatate,

5) Grown-ups (look like adults, 25+)
Meiling, Letty, Eirin, Komachi, Shikieiki*, Rinnosuke, Kanako*, Iku, Yuugi, Unzan, Byakuren, Seiga, Mamizou

They don't have big tits, they are just fat. Stop being lewd.

You all trying to have a party without me?!

>>8946923
Remilia doesn't look younger than Chen.

>>8946933
You're lucky its nearly summer...

>>8946945
I was in doubt of where to put Chen, but yeah, I think she's younger looking than Youmu, so to the kids' bin with her.

>>8946923
I'd put Momiji in the same category as Aya and Hatate. And probably Koishi in the early teens.

>>8946923
1) Little kids (look about 10 years old, or less)
Rumia, Daiyousei, Cirno, Remilia, Flandre, Lily, Suika, Tewi, Medicine, Suwako*, Kisume, Chen, Youmu, Lyrica, Wriggle, Mystia, Yamame, Nazrin, Kyouko

2) Early teens (look like 12-13 years old, or as old as Reimu)
Patchouli, Alice, Merlin, Lunasa, Yuyuko*, Kaguya, Mokou, Shizuha, Minoriko, Hina, Nitori, Momiji, Sanae, Satori, Rin, Utsuho, Koishi, Kogasa, Ichirin, Murasa, Nue, Yoshika, Tojiko, Futo, Miko

3) Mid teens (look like 14-16 years old, older looking than Reimu)
Sakuya, Ran, Yukari, Keine, Reisen, Aya, Tenshi, Parsee, Shou, Hatate,

Fixed for canon.

>>8947006
I don't think so, Jim.

>>8946996
This would put Momiji dangerously close to Bromiji territory. Also, something about her "petty patrol" title makes me think she's not as old as the crows.

About Koishi, art and text seems to put her at the same apparent size than Satori. If anything, Satori looks kind of smaller than her kid sister.

>>8947057
The fact the she is a wolf in my head means she is larger than the crows. Also, you are implying that Bromiji is a bad thing.
Petty doesn't really have anything with age, though.
Either way, I can't see Momiji being younger than the other two tengus.

And Koishi is the younger sister, but if anything, yeah, Satori kind of looks smaller.

Where is this elusive primary source of Touhou appearance?

>>8946923
Girls in Japanese media stop visually aging once they hit their late teens, so your second last two categories are indistinguishable.

>>8947079

Tits are fine and all, but there is no reason sparrows should be unrecognised.

>>8947111

Tiny asian girls with big tits make my penis really happy.

>>8947084
While I agree with you, there's also something about the bearing and posture of a woman that changes. from late teen to adult. It's not even dignity, because Meiling is an adult that nobody respects. I don't know.

Of course, most of that just reflects my headcanon.

>>8947125
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>>8946726
>In some official manga panels, this doesn't appear to be the case.

You've just witnessed the powerful force of perspective.

>>8947125
I prefer large on figures that could reasonably take them. Stacked loli is weird.

>>8946713
That's not large though.
The biggest breasts in canon are normal sized at best

>>8946825
>No, no... It's a midnight snack across the world!

Imperishable night.

>>8947057
>I don't think so, Jim.
You don't have to think anything, it's canon.

Letty gets forgotten about as usual, huh... ;_;

>>8947173

What?

Those are very large tits.

>>8947200

Because she is fat.

>>8947228
You think so?
I barely notice them.
Komachis breast in that picture is smaller than the breasts of the average normalworld women I'd say

>>8947199
Put up or shut up, Jim. Remember that the average height of japanese is increasing, so height arguments means almost nothing.

>>8947250

Probably because you are looking at her belt.

Look at her neck and collarbones and then at where her nipples should be.

Those are some humongous tits.

>>8947199
It's explicitly not.

People used to be shorter in the past.

Centuries or millennia old Touhous are short even if they stopped aging past 30.

>>8947125
Tall busty amazons who fight by your side as you take on the world are best.

Tried to nail it to SoPM.

For pedophiles
Rumia, Daiyousei, Cirno, Remi, Flan, Chen, Lily, Watermelon, Wriggle (shota tier), Mystia, Tewi, Medicine, Kisume, Koishi, Nazrin, Star, Ohayou-tan,

Ephebophiles
Youmu, Shizuha, Kappa, Kero~chan, （　・∀・） Tenshi, Yamame, Parse*, Satori, Orin, Okuu, Nue, Sunny, Luna, Futo, Akyu

For people into schoolgirls
Patche, Reimu, Marisa, Alice, Prismrivers, Udongein, Reisen, Kaguya & Moko™, Minoriko, Hina, Shameimaru, Momiji, Sanae, Kogasa, Ichirin, Murasa, Shou, Hatate, Yoshika, Tojiko, Miko, Ibarakasen™

I want a woman to bear my children
Hong, Koa, All the maids less loli Alice, Letty, Yuyuko, Kamishirasawa Keine, Kazami Yuka, Komachi, Eiki, Iku,Yugi, Byakuren, Seiga, Tanukitits, Maribel, Renko, Moonbitches princesses Rinnosuke?

Oedipus complex
MamaRan, Yukarin, Eirin, Kanako, Unzan

>>8947380
I want a woman to bear my Oedipus Complex

>>8947380
>Unzan
Someone up for some hot gay old men sex with him, greek pederast style?

>>8947336
True dat.

>>8947380

Zun at one point acutally said reimu was fairly tall, meiling and sakuya were very tall, and marisa was short. So that pic's a bit off.

>>8948705
What he said, IIRC, was that Reimu was above the average height for a teenage girl and Marisa was below this average. Sakuya, Meiling and Yukari are taller than Reimu. Sadly, I think this list was made by th7.5 time and never updated.

>>8947380
I want Unzan to bake me cookies with love ;_;

Unzan will never be your father...how does this make you feel?

>>8949520
But I want him to be my mom.

>>8948723

Keep in mind we are talking about japanese height standards here, which means Marisa must be really tiny. Her hat makes her seem taller and bigger though.

I wonder how tall is Yuyuko. People were really short 1000 years ago.

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>>8949699
i criey evry tiem

OK, which one of you downvoted my post ?

>>8949744
I did because Imma dick

>>8949746
imma find you and downvote you to HELL and back

>>8949750
try me nerd

say that to my face not online and see what happens

>>8949766

i could beat any one of you fartcommanders in real life 1 on 1

I really want to hug Yuyuko. She looks so soft.

I like Yuyuko

>>8946778

The hottest hag. No one can resist the allure of her long braid. It's even more tempting than fluffy tails.

>>8952946
I can. Eirin makes me feel nothing.
Yuyuko, on the other hand...

>>8952982

dat lower back

it's like... a target

>>8952946
The chains help.

>>8953229

It's you again! Hi!

>>8952982
>>8952946
Brothers! You have exquisite taste and appreciation for the finer things in life. Though they indeed come very close, none can match the beauty, intelligence, playfulness, power, sexuality, and elegance of Yukari.

>>8953387
Should I be worried that I'm apparently so easily recognizable?

You know, with the whole official art coming out of Symposium and a lot of Gensokyo denizens getting tits, it's okay to say that yes, some of them have tits.

...but maybe I'm not very good at perspective or something, but I wouldn't call >>8946709 or >>8946702 large by the literal meaning of the word. They're normal sized, something you wouldn't see on a little girl but not on a silicon beast either.

>>8953447

You should create a trip for yourself or something.

Have you read Doumu's Teasing Master Lots? It's about Reisen living out your fantasy with Eirin-sama.

>>8953651
Of course.

Oh hey, canon tits thread.

>>8953679
I don't think I like this development.

>>8953679

She looks so pretty in that one.

>>8953668

Then recommend some more Eirin reverse-domination to me!

>>8953687

She can be whatever you desire in the Gensokyo in your heart.

>>8953687

Nonsense, these are fantastic developments!

>>8953688

Satori is always pretty. She is one of criminally underappreciated beauty, along with the likes of Iku, Minoriko, and Ichirin.

>>8953688
There's not much. There's one by CHIRIAKUTA and another by Tiramisu Tart, and the last part of Extend Party has a previously dominant Eirin being dominated...but they're all about mind break and therefor terrible.
Does Eirin have canon boobs?

>>8953701
Well...as long as she doesn't have huge, titty-monster style breasts. That would not suit her at all.

>>8953701
>Iku, Minoriko, and Ichirin.

Oh yeah, nigga

>>8953679
Watch at your own risk.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15407286
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm14861980

>>8953718

I beg to differ.

>>8953720

I get this error when I try to view it:

動画プレーヤーを表示できませんでした

Please respond.

>>8953718

I've been picking specific images to avoid that. I have no problem appreciating that kind of Satori on my own.

>>8953679
>>8953687
>>8953701
I want to hold Satori to the floor with one hand on her throat and the other groping her left breast.

>>8953729
Keep refreshing.

>>8953728
What about her legs?

>>8953712

Have you the names of those doujin? I've never even heard of those authors.

>>8953738
They would be fun to watch as they flail around.

>>8953739
Eirin ~Touhou Shoujo Saiin, Dakyou Eirin, and Extend Party 3, respectively. They're all on exhentai.
You probably won't like them.

>>8953747
It's all fun and games until she kicks you in the balls or head or neck or something vital.

>>8953757

>>8953767
No.

>>8953712

She had them in SSiB and IoMaE.

>>8953720

I enjoy this Satori very much as well. The one problem I have is that it looks less like Satori and more like some generic MMD model girl with a Komeiji 3rd eye.

>>8953722

Hell yes.

>>8953754
The futa Reisen with Eirin Doumu doujin are amazing. He has to like those atleast.

>>8953754

The first one's art is hideous. The second one, well, I was preparing my body when I saw this pic, but then I realized it was futa and closed the tab. The third is kind of ridiculous, and I hate group sex, so...

But how did you know I wouldn't like them? Are you a wizard?

>>8953783
You don't like futa? Huh.
Because if you did like them, you'd be a terrible person.

>>8953776
I apologize for my rude behavior.

>>8953784

My Satori couldn't possibly be that slutty

>>8953783
O I see so you're one of those faceless men lovers. I cant stand that shit.

>>8953802
Look at her face. She's not slutty.
I've been trying to find titty Satori pictures in my folder, but I'm not finding any, and what I am finding is just turning me back towards flat Satori anyway. Hrm.

>>8953820

There is, unfortunately, a lot of crappy Satopai art. She *can* look decent with humongotits, but well-drawn such things are few and far between. And it's hard for her to have a noticeable chest at all if it's anything less than giant because of her outfit.

Don't blame the chest, blame the artists.

>>8953842
>She *can* look decent with humongotits
If you say so...I've been around for awhile, but I've never seen anything to support that,

>>8953877

It's very possible you simply don't prefer chests of that size. And that's fine if so.

>>8953877
You can tell you're just biased to flat chests. Big tits just aren't your thing.

>>8953911
>>8953895
>>8953842
That is just awful and wrong.

>>8953925

I assume you say that as someone that has not spend more than maybe thirty seconds looking through Pixiv for large-breasted Satori.

Trust me. When it comes to Satoris, the images you pointed at do not begin to describe awful and wrong.

>>8953940
Neither of those guys that you've been talking to, but Satori just doesn't look right with big tits. And this is coming from a guy that likes all sizes of tits.

>>8953947

Different people have different body shape preferences for different characters. I can certainly see the appeal of all kinds of Satori, and fully understand not only preferring small/flat-chested Satori but actively finding even just middlish-chest Satori unnatural. It's not a huge deal.

I just happen to like seeing her bigger. I'm not sure I'd say I want her to have a pair of beach balls all the time - >>8953730 is probably my optimal Satopai, or maybe a tiny bit bigger - but I can enjoy her when she does.

>>8953963

>Satopai