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Masturbate

Read a bunch of Remilia rape doujins, that should do the trick.

>>8935022

The Remilia doujins just make me want her more.

>Is going to Gensokyo an option?
Yes.

>you want to hug her

you are only one dimension away from her, run to her op.

>>8935032
Is there any way of doing this without suicide?

Come on, anon. Have some dignity.

At least fantasize about being Flandre's slave like a real person.

>>8935057
Well, this is up to you.

>>8935057
drugs, try lsd. Im serious

>>8935063

>>8935007
*runs up and pushes Anonymous*

Get a real girlfriend!

>>8935086
Nope.avi
There are better ways, like schizophrenia.

>>8935063
>Flandre's slave like a real person.

Yeah, no. I reserve myself for Remilia. Flan a shit

Give up, OP. Remilia is too much woman for you. You'll be crushed and served up as cake and tea.

Learn real magick, go to the astral, create beings giving them any personality and appearance you want, hope they don`t end up killing you for giving them centience, profit

Sentience***

>>8935094

They're a package deal. You can't have one without the other. If you can't satisfy the imouto, ojou-sama will want nothing to do with you. And if you displease ojou-sama, the imouto will annihilate you. Falling in love with either Scarlet sister is unhealthy, dear anon.

>>8935104

This.

Even if OP was in Gensokyo, he would have no chance. Unless being eaten counts

>>8935119

Modern human blood is too polluted for high class vampires, so even being their afternoon snack is almost certainly a hopeless dream for us. But wouldn't it be wonderful, wouldn't it be paradise to consumed and become part of them for eternity?

>>8935123
Remi's also the type to just fucking lock you in Flan's basement while you are sleeping and watch what happens

>>8935104
Sounds enticing, actually.

I wish to be the little bed. ;_;

Remilia is the worst Touhou, bro. You'll be way better not liking her.

Delete all media about her from any storage device you own immediately.

>>8935160
Yeah, no, you're just a cunt.

do it anon! declare your love!

She's sexy and you know it

>>8935669

Remilia is a lewd erotic creature.

>>8935713
> lewd erotic creature.
The proper word for it is a "slut"

>>8935160
oh hey, if you hate her this much, it means you don't care about her anymore. so, she's free of your autism.

>>8935725

Nope, you're the one on your knees for her.

>>8935792
You are very stupid.

>>8935849
lol, you so mad you took your trip down to use petty insults?

and the way you/he insults her, it's obvious. if she were to see his post, she'd feel disgust and want nothing to do with a rude, disgusting sack of shit like that.

>>8935713
Not her fault that her archetype is literally a walking innuendo.

OP same thing happened to me with reimos armpit, it wore off after a few months.

>>8935890
Are you telling me you DON'T find Reimu's armpits attractive anymore?

>>8935224
First time on /jp/? Quite evident.

worst 2hus

I love it when she looks flustered or sad

>>8935137
Yukari is gapping people who died by suicide from the outside world for the vampires to feed on, canonically.

ITT: faggot losers with low self esteem ready to give themselves to some shitty filthy vampires

>>8937551

I prefer her angry look, even though the pleasure of seeing it in person would only register in my brain in the picosecond before I'm reduced to cake ingredients.

>>8935063
this

>>8937598

I'd completely forgotten about that factoid.

No but, this is a solution.

List of people that currently have/are working on their tulpa.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AlmHucQaUeJPdEpUQWhwVzV5U1lmeDNGcENJUHU5YXc#gid=0

>>8935063
As a true gentleman, I'm open to be any touhou's slave.

>>8937726
Wouldn't that make YOU the slut?

>>8937726
That sounds a bit slutty rather than cultured, but I suppose you don't get a choice in the matter, in most circumstances.

>>8937691
The creepypasta scared me off of this idea. Also, creating a mental illness seems like a bad move.

>>8937743
You should read this.

>>8937751
Once something gets that ingrained in your personality, how do you get rid of it? And yes, I'm considering it.

>>8937741
Well, if one of them were to claim me, I would probably settle down instead of running around looking for another. Probably.

>>8937798
Mind over matter. You just ignore it until it goes away.

>>8937798
You ignore it, as in you do not interactive with it.

>>8937805
>ive

Fuck, im tired.

>>8937798
>self-induced schizophrenia is an oxymoron
>insanity manifests itself in not knowing you're insane

This is such incredible bullshit. This person doesn't even remotely know what they're talking about.

>>8937803
>>8937805
Thanks.
>>8937691
On another note, this says to avoid known characters. Does this mean that you shouldn't make a touhou tulpa?

>>8937828
Take what they say only like a guide, not a step-by-step set of directions. Some of these people actually believe this is magic after all.

>>8937828
>>8937831
If the magic(k) view is true, the meditation will create a being in the astral plane.

Known characters (ie: the Touhous) should have their astral forms too. I don't know the proper name for this because I was asleep during my occultism classes. It should not an egregore because it totally lacks the "organized for a purpose" aspect. Every fan has their own "inner Remilia", which should contribute some energy towards the, uh, public astral entity. Is there some actual magician in the house who can help with the definitions here?

Anyway, I think I want in this tulpa business. It won't be a Touhou, but a character I created more than a decade ago. I think on (and occasionally fap to) her once a month or something. I can pretty much imagine her personality/voice/appearance already, but until now she's being pretty clearly just a character. The ideal of bringing her to the next level is pretty much enticing.

Then again, I believe there's an actual term for astral beings that you fap to...

>>8938843
What wizard school did you attend that had occult classes? I want to take occult classes. I'm reading through 3 books of occult philosophy and teaching myself but damn I'm jelly.

> Reading occult books for Remilia-sama's sake !
I'm not doing this. If I ever stumble upon some true magical powers, I fear that I'd then try to take over the world since it'd be the most logical thing to do.
What about Gensokyo then? Well, you can have it, i'll give it to you including all the entities living in it, since /jp/ would be the one behind my research of magical powers after all.

>>8937691
So, basically, a TULPA is an imaginary friend.

You guys crossed the line of sickness.

>>8938892
It's worth it, I'd rather spend a wonderful day conversing with my waifu than sitting alone in the dark down my basement, not having any kind of social interaction.

Not to mention, I get to experience love.

>love, pfffffffthahahahha

>>8938913
Fine, good luck (not) dealing with your own problems, but /jp/ has no place for your personal mental dissorders.

That's not japanese related, anyways.

>>8938927
>Japanese
Wrong board, mother fucker.

>>8938892
>believing in imaginary things
>crossed the line
>/jp/
emiya_shirou.jpg


>>8938880
>implying those already in power aren't using magic already.
Nah. Won't happen. The world isn't controlled by a cabal of wizards, but by rich industrialists / sheiks / nobility who have wizards in their paychecks. What you said makes as much sense as: "I found about marketing techniques! Now I'll control the world!"

>>8938927
Thread is about the love for a Touhou, and about ways to bring this love closer to reality.

Picture related, it's totally /jp/

>>8935868
I don't take my trip off even to take a shit.


So, just passing to remember you Bloodbags that you will never have Remilia straddle your lap while slowly draining your veins completely dry of blood causing you to slip out of consciousness and forever into the void.

Life is hard.

>>8939241
you dare speak about remilia like this, after insulting her so gravely? you worthless infidel, you're not fit to even lick the dirt off her shoes.

>>8935160
>Remilia is the worst Touhou, bro. You'll be way better not liking her.

>>8939432
>you're not fit to even lick the dirt off her shoes.
Can I show her my shoe-licking skills first?

And, you missed the point...

AND HOW YOU DARE TO ADDRESS HER WITHOUT USING A CAPITAL LETTER FOR HER NAME, WHO IS THE INFIDEL NOW.

>>8939498
what point? no matter how jelly you feel about others liking what you like, insulting her is not the way to go.

you're supposed to show off your devotion to her, not publicly humiliate her by calling her the "worst."

>>8939504
You are right, self-punishment is the proper course of action now.