/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>>/hm/ ?

>the longer you wait the uglier your girlfriend will be.
This isn't true. I've seen plenty of 35-40 years old salarymen find a 20-25 years old cutie. If you have no job/money, then it's another problem.

What exactly would force me to get a girlfriend?

>One of these days you'll have to suck it up

Sounds like we already do. Hur hur hurrrr

You're that femanon that's been here a bit longer than the rest. Frustrated at no /jp/ meal ticket?
I thought so. fuck off, no one here wants your festering hole of bacteria.

>>8930351
Where the fuck does this retarded myth come from?

I've had several attractive girlfriends and my salary was never an issue. It's only once you reach the typical marriage age that women start looking at your salary more seriously, and for good reason. Women in the 20-25 range don't care about money.

>>8930351

But they only fuck for the money, and are cheating on them with 20 something year old badboys while they're at work.

I kind of want to egg jp on for the bf instead of gf, but then that would increase the demand on here and would lower my chances... tsk

>>8930361
Why would I be frustrated that none of you greasy losers have fucked me?

I'd probably catch something from your "musky" dicks, anyways.

>>8930389
>3DPD whore catch something from pure little girls
No.

Been married for 6 years. My wife is great, and we both work part time. We live meagerly, but have time to enjoy our hobbies and eachother;s company

>>8930385
We had a couple nice dick threads yesterday.

>>8930389
That's not musk son...

>suck it up and get a girlfriend
You make it sound like it's as easy as downloading her from nyaa
I want to get a girlfriend but it seems like an impossible task for me. My standards are pretty low. I would settle for anyone that weights less than me (180lb) and is under 30.
But I can't do it. I am extremely frustrated ;_;
I am also afraid of getting a bitch that would hurt my pure heart.

>>8930389
Tsundere isn't cute when a pig does it. Not even funny if you were doing it ironically.

Funny how you say you don't care about the sex. Typical of a dirty slut to care more about that. If you had said something like "why would I care if any of you greasy losers wont be together with me forever in a loving relationship" I might have taken some pity.

Just get out, and take your glutton slut potato chip master gifs with you.

I can't get a girlfriend until I move to Japan, because I don't want a whito piggu.

The more I think about it, the more I'd rather be gay.

Sure, you'd be fucking a dude, but everything else about the relationship would be 10 times better.

>>8930428
>you'd be fucking a dude

that's the best part though, anon

>>8930428
1. Dislike of women
2. Realization
3. Sadness of not being naturally gay
4. Months of forcing it
5. Successfully converted to gay

Five easy steps to happiness.

>>8930430
Honestly, it's even not. The best part would be being with a person who is on the same frequency with you.

Why is 4chan so gay?

>>8930428
I'm not gay, but I think you're right. I'm NOT gay okay?

>>8930428
You do realise that not all gay guys are bros and a good 30% of them are giant loud queens (which are WAY worse than a typical slut)

>>8930447
So 30% of them are some percent worse than 100% of normal women?

Meaning there's a 70% chance of finding a nice guy, infinitely greater than that of finding a nice woman.

>>8930389
I'm not a loser. I make 6 figures, go to a nightclub every weekend to drink and party, drive a different expensive race car to work every day, own a million dollar house where I take the bitches from the club to bang them and have been diagnosed with several STDs by my personal doctor. Am I attractive to you yet?

>>8930411
Tsundere doesn't exist in real life, dipshit.

Also, I said I don't care about the sex because that's what the post I was referring to was implying.

Besides, I'm well aware that no guy can stand me because I'm a massive cunt and I honestly don't care. The masochists who would actually put up with me stepping on their dick are all too scared to ask me out, anyways.

>>8930447
They only gays I need are in /jp/

>>8930441
Mostly monogender communities tend to be gay. See also: army

>>8930428
Personally, I can't be gay, but I hate grown women.

>>8930460
So... what was the point of this thread?

If anything, you just turned even more of /jp/ gay.

>>8930460
>>8930460
Hey everyone, this anon with the same pictures of just potato chips and Angry Asuka is the same one who made a thread about wanting a random guy in Florida to fuck her.
I'm not sure if any of you remember, but the same image just re-sized was used. Meaning this femanon is tainted garbage who literally whored herself out a few months ago.

>>8930460
You're a really disgusting person. I scowl disapprovingly in your general direction.

>>8930460
Being a controlling bitch is only hot during sex.

>>8930477
It's worse because OP admitted to being a mean person. If I wanted "I'm a jerk and I don't care appreciate me for doing nothing other than bitching and making the household depressed" I'd date my mom.

>>8930476
Thanks for the detective work, anon.

>>8930476
That would be true if the faggot actually showed up.

>>8930477
I didn't even make the thread.

>>8930491
That's been made glaringly apparent to me already. I thought I made that clear.

>>8930498
The point of you conceding to such a disgraceful thing is near the level of actually committing it. Now that you've willingly admitted it yourself, I will forever string together those two images you love with gross person who whores herself out to strangers.

>>8930497
I just have good memory.

>>8930517
/jp/sies are too pure.

>>8930498
Why would you admit to, not only being a girl, but a girl who can't even get a /jp/sie to stick his dick in you? That's pretty worrisome.

>>8930460
P-please be my girlfriend ;_;

>the longer you wait the uglier your girlfriend will be.

You know, I never thought of it this way.

Fuck.

>>8930511
So some anonymous loser on the internet *thinks* that I, another anonymous person on the internet, is a whore. And the only way to recognize me is through a single image I might use once every six months.

Tell me why I would care.

>>8930476
It's weird because that vector looks just like a girl I used to live near by, but she was fat, and she would probably have grown up to be a bitter baby like this.

>>8930530
Well, you did admit to it. Kind of late to fall back on maybies.

Stop responding. It's just a dirty attention whore, and if you ignore it long enough it will go away.

I'll just buy myself a wife in Thailand.

>>8930517
Why wouldn't I?

I'm already admitting I'm a massive loser just by being here. It's not like any of you are superior to me, otherwise you wouldn't be on this shitty board, much less posting in this shitty thread.

>>8930460
>The masochists who would actually put up with me stepping on their dick are all too scared to ask me out, anyways.
That's why you're supposed to talk to me. I'll gladly let you step on my dick.

>>8930539
What else am I supposed to do at work?

>>8930530
Because I'll never be your boyfriend, and that's driving you nuts.
You will never have one to snuggle with and do whatever you want with, because that type of love and cuddling is reserved for the homosexual section of /jp/.
Maybe if you were a good girl, you might have had a chance. But instead you're a loudmouthed, angry, mean jerk bully girl who wont take the time to stop and consider what to really do.

I feel sorry for whatever poor sap you manage to trick into talking with you, who would then have to suffer through the eventual cheating and abuse.

>>8930537
Is this thing about buying wifes a big joke/scam or is it real? I'd buy one.

>>8930530
It's fine as long as you understand you're a whore. I believe that's the point.

>>8930539
Just because you have no sense of self-worth and general value or importance - not that you deserve any, as clearly evidenced by this thread - means that nobody else can either. Could it be an actual woman's logic at work?

>>8930528
No, you use emoticons. Faggot.

>>8930540
Sure, if you live in Tallahassee I'll step on your dick.

>>8930539
>It's not like any of you are superior to me
I am.

>>8930539
>It's not like any of you are superior to me
I have a dick

>>8930546
I'm a virgin whore? Makes perfect sense.

>>8930545
My dad married a filipino bimbo not even two years older than me. They're in "love". Her and her massive family are probably going to drain him dry if he moves over there.

>>8930539

>It's not like any of you are superior to me

I have a penis and you have a hole that bleeds every month.