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8923855 No.8923855 [Reply] [Original]

You guys.....

You guys don't actually..... uh... s-suck dicks...., right?

I mean, it's just a stupid joke.

Right.....?

>> No.8923860

only yukimura's ^__^

>> No.8923865

Oh you are so fucking reported.

>> No.8923871

Actually some do.
/jp/ is large enough that SOME women and homosexuals MUST be here
so some of the posts are not joking.

>> No.8923870
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>> No.8923872
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8923872

Dont worry Sena, the only dick i have ever slurped is my own.
Being born with a decently sized penis and flexibility is pretty awsome.

>> No.8923873

Only in my imagination and daydreams.
What a cruel world, to never give me a harem of futanari to bathe me in their warm cockmilk and caress me with their soft bodies and supple breasts.

>> No.8923874

nah, i get my dick sucked by women

>> No.8923879

>>8923871
There are no homosexual in /jp/.

>> No.8923889

>>8923874
3d pigs? You make me sick.

>> No.8923899

>>8923879
Only shitposters.

>> No.8923895

No you fucking imbecile.
Who the hell would ever let someone from /jp/ near their cock?

>> No.8923907

>>8923879
I seriously hope this is truth.

>> No.8923934
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>>8923907
I guarantee it.

>> No.8923947

I've sucked a bunch of dicks before.
I'm not even gay.

>> No.8923956

>>8923872
I can do this as well, but it's nothing particularly amazing. It's a real pain in the neck, and since your mouth is flipped upside down, much less pleasurable than normal.

To anyone feeling envious: you're really not missing much.

>> No.8923957
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8923957

I'm bisexual and i've been frequenting /jp/ for some years already. Does that count as homo? I'm not trying to troll or anything, if i wanted to i can just say i'm gay, but no, i like women too.

>> No.8923974

>>8923957
Are you cute? I'd let you fuck my ass while hugging me tightly.

>> No.8923976

Well i did suck my friends dick once, it seemed like a really good idea at the time.
We were both 15-16ish.

It was allright, his penis and semen was okay.
Dont think i would ever want to suck another one though, not really my thing.

>> No.8923987

>>8923974
I don't consider myself ugly, but with men i prefer being dominated rather than dominate.

>> No.8923994
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>>8923957
How do you decide in cases like Ranma or MariaHolic?

>> No.8923995
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8923995

I'm straight and suck dicks.

Guess what that makes me.

>> No.8923998

>>8923995
Gay?

>> No.8924004

>>8923987
We can do that too. Can you cum without touching your penis?

>> No.8924000

>>8923995
A hypocrite or a porn star.

>> No.8924009

>>8923987
>>8923974
I'd a /jp/.

>> No.8924012

I want to shove my face into someones tight, bulging underwear, and sniff their musky dick scent through the fabric.

>> No.8924024

>>8923994
I'd like to suck Shido's dick, not sure about Ramma, guess the same, don't really like her female side.
>>8924004
I did it once with a prostate massage, feels awesome, but it's hard to achieve.

>> No.8924026

>>8924012
Stop trying to make me all hot and bother anon.
I wish i could sniff a dick right now..

>> No.8924039
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>>8924026
We could take turns sniffing each other.

>> No.8924042
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The thought of getting my dick sucked by a really effeminate and shy guy from /jp/, pic related

>> No.8924056

>>8924042
Mine too.
But they're probably really ugly and not effeminate enough...

What wouldn't i give to have a cute /jp/ boifurendo snuggling up to me while we browse /jp/

>> No.8924053

>>8924042
I always think of the guy who smelled his roommate crotch when i see that image.

>> No.8924070

I'd love to snuggle up to a /jp/, and stroke his cock under a blanket while he plays Idolm@ster. Occasionally I would push myself against him and kiss his neck.

>> No.8924071
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>>8924056
I have some girl clothes and as i said i don't consider myself ugly, only problem with me is that i'm quite tall, like 1.80, had giving me problem getting female clothes.

>> No.8924078
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>>8924042
>>8924056
Please stop. I'm getting depressed thinking about something that will never come true.

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>>8924070
Mfw i'm IM@S fag and i have the games.

>> No.8924083

>>8924071
Another guy, but I'm 6'4".

That'd be great.

>> No.8924087

I could lend you my butt, /jp/...

>> No.8924105

>>8924083
That's reallt tall, it would be nice to be with someone taller than me.

>> No.8924109
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8924109

While we are on it, how many of you have tried prostate massage? If you can get the toy rude boy it will feel awesome.

>> No.8924115

>>8924109
I bought an aneros a while back. It feels okay, nothing too great. It doesn't seem to actually hit my prostate very well.

>> No.8924128

>>8924109
I've tried it many times with fingers, but doesn't work too well. Nothing I feel.

however, one time I did try it with a lightsaber, and just shoving it in while slathered in lotion made me leak precum a bit. It wasn't very well lubed so I stopped, but one of these days i want to try it again with that lightsaber to see how much I can spill out from just anal.

>> No.8924136

>>8924128
You can use my dick instead if you want to.

>> No.8924134
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8924134

I'm tired of these actual faggots fagging up /jp/.

Fucking demented homo scum.

>> No.8924139

>>8924136
That would be amazing.
You have to promise to do it bareback and ballsdeep shooting inside.
I want my body to savor you.

>> No.8924137

How does being gay work? I'd love you, Anon, but I don't want any dicks in my butt myself.

>> No.8924142

Guys let's meet up at a con and have sex

>> No.8924141

>>8924115
>>8924128
Well yes, lube is a must if you want to feel good. I did it with my fingers too, with and without lube, and the different is too much. I think the aneros is like the rudeboy, i can use the rude without lube but it's still better with. And i don't know about lightsaber, but the more lube the best.

>> No.8924146

>>8924139
I promise.

>> No.8924149
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8924149

I'm not gay, at least not in the usual sense. I just think it'd be fun.

>> No.8924154

>>8924146
Hands off, he's mine!

>> No.8924171

>>8924154
Maybe we can share him, he has two holes doesn't he?

>> No.8924193

>>8924171
If there are two, can't one person frott?
Or maybe start a train.

>> No.8924198

I want /jp/ to facefuck me.

>> No.8924199

>>8924149
> I'm not gay
Yeah ok faggot

>> No.8924220

>>8924198
There are so many things I would do to you.

>> No.8924221

>>8924199
edgy post, bro

>> No.8924225

i want homos to die

>> No.8924222

>>8924199
I said "not in the usual sense". I just like dicks, whether they're on a guy or a girl. And I'd love to have the chance to play with one. If that makes me a faggot, then I'm a faggot and there's not much I can do about it.

>> No.8924230

>>8924199
Hey, I'm not gay either. I just enjoy nice fat dicks and having them in my butt.

>> No.8924232

>>8924225
Cool, let's start with you, faggot

>> No.8924233

>>8924199
Please return to where you came from.

>>>/v/

I put a link so you could find it easier.

>> No.8924235

>>8924222
how can you like dicks and not be gay? fag_in_denial.gif

>> No.8924240
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8924240

I'm not gay...
I just hate women...
though I like some of them clothes...
and love ballet...
male ballet...
and Jonsi and Mike Hadreas singin'...

But I'm seriously NOT gay.
I mean: I know it for sure

>> No.8924250
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8924250

>Ironically make a shit thread about sucking dicks
>Buttgargling homolords start replying seriously

>> No.8924281

>>8924235
Please return to where you came from.

>>>/v/

I put a link so you could find it easier.

>> No.8924276

>>8924250
How does one even gargle butts

>> No.8924278

>>8924250
I'm only gay ironically though.

>> No.8924328
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>> No.8924330

>>8924240
I hated women so much I turned gay.

>> No.8924379

>>8924330
Same. My dad always told me to never get married and how women are all terrible as a kid, now I think I might be.

He'd probably flip out if he knew, but it's his own damn fault.

>> No.8924386

>>8924232
only if you suck my dick

>> No.8924454

>>8924386
But that'd be gay.

>> No.8924466

>>8924454
Whats wrong with that? Love has no boundaries. I just want to express it sexually with a /jp/ boy I can love.
Whenever i masturbate, I always think in my head "jaypee"'. I scream your name in my head when I masturbate /jp/.

>> No.8924470

>>8924466
haha look at this faggot he thinks words is sexy

>> No.8924480

>>8924470
Please return to where you came from.

>>>/v/

I put a link so you could find it easier.

>> No.8924476

>>8924470
Please return to where you came from.

>>>/v/

I put a link so you could find it easier.

>> No.8924478
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8924478

>>8924470
Don't bully.

>> No.8924486

>>8924478
haha what the fuck is u crying? its the internet get real faggot

>> No.8924494

>>8924486
Please return to where you came from.

>>>/v/

I put a link so you could find it easier.

>> No.8924699

>>8924486
Please return to where you came from.

>>>/v/

I put a link so you could find it easier.

>> No.8924741
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>>8924250
>Buttgargling homolords

Goddammit. Why does shit like this make me giggle uncontrollably like a schoolgirl?

>> No.8924751

>>8924330
Well hate isn't the right word for me.
I just pity them.
They're about as much real humans as dogs are.
Except dogs are more loyal.
How about that

>> No.8924764

>>8924751
Did you know female brains are 11% smaller than men's and most of it is wasted on "emotional intelligence" areas of the brain?

>> No.8924773

>>8924764
First part isn't true.

>> No.8924782
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>>8924773
You calling Mythbusters a liar?

>> No.8924792

>>8924782
Well shit
Doesn't mean much though, Einstein's brain was average sized.

>> No.8924802

>>8924782
>%11 larger
>only %4 more brain cells
>less cellular connections
Where the fuck is that last %7 going towards?

>> No.8924803

>>8924782
Intelligence depends more on the folds and connections in the brain than its size. If anything, that picture shows women should be smarter.

>> No.8924806

>>8924802
Because the cells themselves are larger as well.

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>>8924782
my fav post

>> No.8924810

>>8924803
Shut it, nerd.

>> No.8924826

>>8924814
I love you Moetron.

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This thread is now about misoginy as well

>> No.8924898
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This thread is now about misogyny as well.

>> No.8924982

I was looking at the Lewdness cg samples and they made me crave dicks and cum like nothing else...
I want to suck a big, juicy dick so much.

>> No.8925027

>>8924982
I want to satisfy /jp/'s desire for cocks.

>> No.8925129

I'm afraid my penis would be to small to satisfy a /jp/ anon. Can you imagine working up the courage to meet a fellow /jp/er only to have them make fun of you?

>> No.8925131

>>8923855
>You guys don't actually..... uh... s-suck dicks...., right?

No, because we're pure little girls and not disgusting pig-beast sluts.

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>>8925131

>and not disgusting pig-beast sluts

It hurts to read this. I just want to be the slutty mesubuta.

>> No.8925144

I'm bisexual and I really don't get all this idea that you have to either be straight or gay and it's a big fucking deal

you can like both, people, it is in fact called being bisexual and it is a real thing that exists, just because some stupid attention whores pretend to be it doesn't mean it is an urban legend

wait why are we talking about this in jp there's no dicks in touhou

>> No.8925150

>>8925131
This is my mindset. It's NOT shitposting if it's ironic

>> No.8925184

>>8925144
Is it true that the most negative reacions bisexuals get is from homosexuals, not heterosexuals?

>> No.8925185

>>8925184
That's because bisexuals are fucking posers who don't even want to suck cock, they just say they are to pick up women.

Suck cock you faggots.

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>> No.8925509
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>> No.8925570
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>>8925509
You silly anon, touhou is all about the cocks!

>> No.8925575

>>8925185

Women aren't attracted to feminine men, and ESPECIALLY not ones who act like they want to suck cocks, dipshit.

>> No.8925579

>>8925575
Women aren't even real, dipshit.

>> No.8925581

This was a good thread and I hope to talk about dicks again with you tomorrow when the normals have left again.

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>>8924053
mee too

>> No.8925587
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8925587

What the fuck is this shit? And why the fuck is this shit 110 posts long?

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>>8925587
thats what eye want to know too

>> No.8925595
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8925595

Am I the only one who gets really turned on when /jp/ talks about dicks

>> No.8925603
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>>8925595
Nope..but then again, I imagine everyone on /jp/ to be a very convincing trap, like a 10/10 or something with tits and very girlish features. I know I'm probably way off but I can dream.

>> No.8925613
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>>8925587
Janitor deleted individual posts in this and many other threads.
Its official, we can talk about cocks on /jp/

>> No.8925617

>>8925613
Bullshit.

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8923855/

I count two deleted posts in this thread. One by the user, one for some other reason, more likely for a post made elsewhere.

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>>8925617
>>8924001

/jp/ is for cock and boob lovers, dude

>> No.8925628

>>8925603

Well, so sorry for being flat...

>> No.8925632
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>>8925603
Me too. Even if there's no way it can be true, I prefer to keep the possibility alive.

>> No.8925646

>>8925628
I like my traps flat.
Gives me massive boners.

>> No.8925662

>>8925627
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8924971/#8924971
And every variation of cock sucking threads.

>> No.8925694

they are growing....
they are sensitive....

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8925735

its just a joke right? O_O;; i hope so!!!

>> No.8925749 [DELETED] 

>>8925735
come closer little girl
I will show you a big joke
*grabs joke*
*shoves it into little girl mouth*
*slurp slurp slurp*
*splurt splurt splurt*

>> No.8925752

>>8925749
Oh no you didnt!

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8925751

>>8925749
your not making any sense

>> No.8925755

>>8925752
you want some too?

>> No.8925756

I like the idea of being cummed inside, but I think after it happened when I was alone I would cry.

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8925758

>>8925755
stay away from my freidn
>>8925752
thanks :)

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8925763

Leave Fukune alone...!

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>>8924982

I want to suck a dick and take a dick in my ass so much, but it's never going to happen.
Why is reality so cruel to me?

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>>8925766
>>8925763
uhh.. yama .... what the heck....

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>>8925770
It's a fake trying to rustle our jimmies...!

>> No.8925775

What stop you people from going to a gay meet up and talk/do this shit out of /jp/? Not trying to be condescendent, just curious.

When Moot made soc I took a look and they have successful cock threads, you should head there and create a thread for you.

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>>8925773
oh lol okay :)

>> No.8925795

>>8925775
I don't want to meet other people just because I discussed penises with him on /jp/

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8925796

nsj why would you delete only my posts in this disgusting thread wtf is wrong with you
IM TRYING TO STOP THE LEWD THREADS ON THIS WORKSAFE BOARD YOU STUPID IDIOT

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>>8925796
maybe he's trying to save you from a threadban (:

>> No.8925803
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8925803

>>8925798
no he just hates me :( hes making my life miserable maybe i should leave jp forever how would he like that

>> No.8925808

>>8925803
Would be great.

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>>8925808
rude

>> No.8925817

>>8925808
you're just jealous because he's a cool and loved person and you aren't.

>> No.8925820

>>8925808
"Don't bully Fukune." - ZUN!bar

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