/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8905240
it's moe, a gaijin like can't understand.

I see nothing in girls who don't wear them.

I'd theorise that it's related to eyes being considered the mirror of the soul. Eyepatch like that tends to make you feel that the character is also has a messed up inside making them mysterious.

>>8905257
sasskays eye can change color o__o

>>8905257
So if you see at people's eyes, you see their souls?

What is a soul, anyways?

pirates

>>8905277
Not a clue. Your best hope is asking this guy.

>>8905277
What remains of us after we lose our carnal vessel.

>>8905385
Bones?

>>8905240

Otakupandering moeshit obviously

In real life eyepatches are real awkward, a girl who lost her eye lives near me and she wears one of those black "pirate" eyepatches.

No feelings of moe towards her, only sadness.

>>8905394
there are people who are interested in this sadness.
They want to indulge themselve into the past of said girl.
Too bad it only happens in 2d

>>8905394

It's only as moe as you make it. Make sure to have a moe reaction next time you see her.

When I was a child I was supposed to wear an eye patch to help correct my weaker eye, but then my optometrist died and it never happened.

Would it be worth trying now? Or is it too late?

No, I don't want to see a professional. I get all of my medical advice from 4chan.

>>8905421

Nah, eyepatch-moe is pure stupidity.

serves to hide your secret eye ability

They are very cute. I wish I had an accident and had to wear one. Last year I got a mild congestion in my right eye but I told everyone it was a infection and got to wear one of these for a full week. It was fantastic. I wish I could do it more often.

>>8905420
It's too late now, I'm afraid.

>>8905444
/jp/ - willing to undergo serious, life-changing accidents for the sake of moe

>>8905453
Pretty is pretty. It's no different from all the millions of people who pay thousands of dollars to have oil injected into their faces just to get rid of some wrinkles.

>>8905444
You can still wear one if your eye was fine, you know.

>>8905475
True. I never used to get the whole self-mutilation thing until someone compared it to all these pretty brutal surgeries people undergo.

If cutting yourself made you more attractive, the suicide rate would triple.

Eyepatch girls are amazing.

>>8905476
It's not the same. It's hard to keep one eye shut and the other open. Your body is used to moving them simultaneously.

>>8905488
Houki > Cecillia > Shit > Laura > Rin > Charlotte

>>8905523

Sword mio is great, but so is Laura.

>>8905277
A soul is a form of currency used for purchasing, repairing, and upgrading gear as well as strengthening one's self.

>>8905438
I have heterochromia and I usually use contacts to hide this fact but I lost them once and could not get another pair for a couple days so I used an eyepatch.

>>8905599

But heterochromia is moe... What is wrong with you chucklefucks? The moe factor is wasted on you.

>>8905896
People stare too much, like I'm some freak. I also got picked on because of it at school so I have a complex about it.

>>8905931
I have it too, for some inexplicable reason, chicks totally dig it.

Don't ask me why.

Stop wearing your contacts, enjoy your newfound popularity.

>>8905968
Hey that's cool, what colors?

I am too paranoid for that kind of thing, I did not use them once when I went grocery shopping and some fat whale asked me where I bought contacts as she also wanted to "fake" heterochromia and the cashier said it was nice but I think she was just being mean

>>8905931
I fucking love heterochromia please suck my cock, dude. No irony

>>8905931
I'd have hawt sex with you just because of that and I'm sure a lot of people who watched you thought the same.

>>8905504

Anon-san, come over here, i'll take care of that for you~

>>8905931
I have central heterochromia, and people have remarked I have really pretty eyes, some jock types made fun of me for it, but I turned the tables and showed their little comments to some random people, lulz were had

>>8906003

Pics please. I've always wished to see a real /jp/er's eyes.

>>8905987
>>8905992
I don't believe you.

>>8906029
I wouldn't mind being with a /jp/er...
Please be gentle.

>>8906020
It's blurry, but it gets the job done.

Occasionally it changes color, depending on what I'm wearing too, like with white, it shifts to be more blue.

>>8906082
Your eye is beautiful, Anonymous.

Because pic related

>>8906082
I want to lick that eye

everyone wants to be a pirate

>>8906082
looks normal to me

because it like focuses all your attention on the eye and stuff
like imagine if a girl was wearing like this spandex or rubber suit or whatever and it covered like everything except her vagay
your eyes would focus on the vag
and you might be turned on and stuff
so like yeah

>>8906096
>>8906112
d'aww~ thanks!
>>8906127
probably look better with better dpi/resolution but oh wells

>>8905981
One of my eyes has central heterochromia and looks uncannily like
>>8906082
And the other has sectoral heterochromia a brown/orange color that looks as if a part of my eye was rusted over.

I was liked it.

>>8905981
One of my eyes has central heterochromia and looks uncannily like
>>8906082
And the other has sectoral heterochromia a brown/orange color that looks as if a part of my eye was rusted over.

I always liked it.

>>8906082
Looks like my dads eye, who are you..

>>8906290
Some random asshole in Kansas

>>8905544
It's not like I agree with you or anything.

>>8906029
I mean it, I want to love you embrace you and smell you and feel your warm, tender lips wrapped around my cock. I'm sorry for replying so late. Please respond. (´･ω･`)

I can't see out of one eye and I've never worn an eyepatch

>>8905277
a way cavemen called their mind/consciousness/free will. they also thought it escaped during cold days when they breathed, that's why today it's considered to be a formless cloud.

>>8905438
and sometimes to stop your secret ability.

you wouldn't want to turn your useful servants into stone by accident.

Where can I buy this?

>>8906495
If you would not mind my weird eyes looking up at you..

>>8906580
I got mine from j-list. j-list blows but I couldn't find them anywhere else.

>explain
>fetish

Heterochromia in humans is like getting a shiny pidgey; we should really be trying to get these people to breed more for a more visually varied tomorrow. With enough selection pressure and living space, we might be able to create a moe master race.

>>8906593
I wouldn't mind it every day for the rest of my life.

>>8906683

But by that logic, wouldn't making heterochromia more common make them less sought after since they aren't rare anymore?

>>8906739
Supply and demand is not black and white, surpluses don't just pop out of nowhere.

>>8906683
Why would you purposely want people to have weird eyes, I don't get it.

>>8906683
This is exactly how I felt when I rescued a cat and it turned out it had heterochromia. But it never became a girl, so in the end I lost.

>>8906760

Please stop saying those things.

I'm worried about my relationship with my cat becoming weird.

>>8906774
When you sleep it goes into its human form to watch you and see if you are worthy of having sex with it.

>>8906774
If you have to worry about it, you're already down the rabbit hole.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakeneko
>Other stories tell about how a bakeneko may sometimes shape-shift into a beautiful girl, so that their owner would be able to marry them and have children.

>>8906757

Do you not find humanity boring?

There are no longer any cool founders' effect or population bottlenecks due to globalization, so all we have as a way of increasing our phenotypical diversity is in breeding mutant genes.

>>8906825
And yet other stories tell of those eating their owners and wearing their flayed skin to impersonate them. I've had a cat long enough to know never to trust cats.

>>8907030
That's pretty flattering. Feels like true love.

>>8907030
My cats are awesome, the only fault for your cat's bad behavior lies in your raising.

>>8906726
Why are you so lewd.

>>8906726
>>8906593
Anonko, I know you're probably just nervous and I can appreciate that but I think we have a special connection here. I'm going to go to bed, but shoot me an email and we can explore our new life together, supporting each other. (´･ω･`)

>>8907089
How do I know this isn't a trick.

>>8905488
congrats on the marriage

>>8907064
humans are lewd. living beings are lewd. you'll understand too when you grow up, boy.

until then though, you're too young to be on 4chan.

Eyepatches always seem too masculine, I think they look ugly on characters, especially if it's only there to look moe or some kinda pig disgusting gothrori accessory.

Also the heterochromia better be subtle otherwise it just looks gaudy as hell

Covering one side of one's face masks imperfect symmetry. Stand in front of the mirror and cover one of your eyes with your hand; you'll probably look handsomer. In an ideal world everybody would wear eyepatches.

>>8910109
Do you mean it looks gaudy in real life or on a character?