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Touhous don't have genitals.

They don't have breasts so either they don't procreate or their offspring care for themselves from birth

sauce??

No. Youkai are born from MAGIC or NATURE, like the fairies.

Plus they're all stuck in little girl form, and little girls don't have periods.

>>8896154

I don't understand.

Surely Patchy has read about sex in her books.
And probably even took part in said activity.
She isn't some gloomy girl, after all, she listens to hip hop and stuff. And that's what most of hip hop about.

>>8896154
Patchy is physic?

>>8896154
Hey neat, you flipped the question mark.

Also before anyone asks, Rinnosuke was made in a lab.

>>8896163
BARK!

Only Reimu, Marisa, Sakuya, and Sanae have periods. Reimu has it the hardest and ends up PMS'ing and having rough cramps for about two weeks every month. That's probably why she seems grumpy.

>>8896164
But hip hop only raps about sex.

>>8896164
But that wouldn't automatically make her some sex fiend. It's just another thing in the world to her, like chicken sexing or the Great Milk Floods of 1753.

>>8896164
Nothing wrong with scholarly research

Maybe the human ones.

>>8896366
Aww I like that doujin, it's kind of sweet for something revolving around her consuming period blood.

Ask that Slut Suwako and her slut apprentice Sanae

>>8896366
>>8896381
How about posting the rest then?

>>8896517
Actually, fuck that.
I just saw it on danbooru.

DISGUSTING GAY SHIT!

>>8896534
Why would you request yuri then rage when it turns out to be yuri?

>>8896534
Fucking idiot subhuman.

>>8896186
>>8896366
>>8896381

I need to find these, please give the source please, i beg ;_;

I found her and i'm never letting go. It may be difficult but it makes me better.

>>8896534
You just want more yuri, I know it

Marisa is a Touhou.
She's human.
She has a human father.
Of course, they can.

Sanae is a human.
Of course, she can.

Suwako fucked a man giving birth to the Sanae bloodline.
Of course, she can.

OF COURSE THEY CAN.

We can assume Lunarians do too. Wait, what kind of cycle would they even be on?

>>8899154
Tidal, OBVIOUSLY

>>8899142
Suwako is pure, her sister is the one who gave birth to sanae's grandgrandgrandgrandmother
IF SUWAKO HAD A DAUGHTER WHERE IS SHE WHERE

>>8899142
Suwako pulled off a virgin birth, because she's a goddess and she can do that if she wants.

Therefore, Suwako is pure.

>>8899162
BUT THEN WHO WAS FATHER?

>>8899166
Sanae will look exactly like suwako after a great deal of time because clone..?

Please stop corrupting the pure girls of Gensokyo. Take your lewdness elsewhere.

>>8899166
In that logic, wouldn't Sanae at least have a tiny bit of god lineage? So she isn't 100%. That doesn't really make sense.

>>8899171
Probably not, because Sanae is just the latest in a long line of descendants, which means that Suwako's descendants had plenty of time to breed with humans.

>>8899186
so.......suwako went off and returned with one, JUST. ONE. of her descendants.

>>8899191
Isn't that the implication here? Because as far as we know, Sanae is the only descendant Suwako brought with her, but it sounds like Sanae's ancestor was born a long time ago.

Besides, how do we know that all the others survived?

It might also be the case that Sanae just happened to be the one that ended up serving Kanako, and Suwako had nothing to do with it (Sanae didn't even know she was Suwako's descendant until after the trip to Gensokyo).

>>8899214
Because a god wouldn't know, naturally......

>>8899166
>>8899186
>Suwako
>virgin birth
IF Suwako pulled off a virgin birth, that means that all of her descendants should also pull off a virgin birth, thus ensuring that Sanae gets 100% divinity.

But that is not the case. Sanae is very much a human. The only way this can happen is if Suwako fucks a man and creates a bloodline that allows for Sanae to be her direct descendant.

>>8899249
Because all offspring of gods are equally powerful........

>>8899251
Divinity has nothing to do with power, you moron.

>>8899251
I don't think that's what he was saying at all...

>>8899249
Not necessarily; if divinity is finite and gets partitioned between the mother and child, then even if the whole lineage is parthenogenetic eventually you would end up with a mere demigod like Sanae.

>>8899267
>if divinity is finite
That would only happen if Suwako loses divinity with everyone she shares it with. Shit still doesn't work that way.

Seriously, why are people making stupid "theories" to preserve something as stupid as virginity for a being that's as old as China?

>>8899275
It's a waifu thing.

>>8899275
Because she's a little girl. Little girls have their virginity intact. Just because someone has been around a long time does not mean some unlikely event has probably occurred. If I lived to 1000, I probably wouldn't play golf at any point. And that's a lot more likely since I'm an adult male who meets the golfers' demographic.

Olbers' paradox etc.

ZUN said they have genatals so yes they can fuck and bare children.

>>8899184
Doesn't she?
Isn't she called a "living goddess" or something?