/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I ate some breakfast tacos

I don't eat, I feed only on my shame.

Not eating anything yet, but I might be soon. I'll keep you guys posted.

>>8894133

Really? What kind?

I'm currently making spaghetti.
It's be very tasty.

>>8894128
Is that your lunch? What is it?

Your cock, master.

>>8894128
>>8894130
>>8894132
>>8894133
>>8894135
>>8894136
Not board related. Consider yourself reported, faggots.

>>8894140

Yesterdays lunch. $15 clam chowder soup in midtown, NYC. Tasted like it was worth about $7.

>>8894128
Nice EXIF, anon-kun. How's the weather today in Manhattan?

>>8894136
Barbacoa

>>8894145
Global rules, motherfucker, read them.

>>8894145
ALL THINGS JAPANESE ALLOWED
THEY HAVE FOOD IN JAPAN
BESIDES /jp/ IS LIKE /b/ FOR WHAT WENT IN /a/ BUT NOT ANIME AND MANGA
GUESS WHAT THAT INCLUDES
THAT'S RIGHT WHAT ARE YOU EATING THREADS
OP IS ASKING THE /jp/ COMMUNITY NOT /ck/ OR /b/ OR WHEREVER

YOU POSTERIOR-PAINED, TURBONERD?

Cookie dough

>>8894150

Shitty.

Nothing yet. My family's still out there. I am pretty hungry but I don't want anyone to see me eat.

>>8894169

Just eat in your room.

>>8894156
>>8894157
How dare you defy me. My opinions are final. I deem these posts spam. They are not thread related.

>>8894157
all things otaku welcome*?

>>8894169

I really don't like eating around people either. People watching me eat sucks.

I had a bagel with cream cheese and an iced coffee.

>>8894169
Glad this isn't just me.

Right now I can't even get a snack because my brother's friends are over and they'll say, "Oh hi Anon," and I'll want to die.

>>8894169
can you go to a kitchen, grab something small, and slip back to the safe-lands undetected?

>>8894199
Family's gone. I'm toasting some bread. We usually have a ton of bread in the fridge for who knows what reason (they always go stale, then they get a new batch of bread) so nobody would really notice if I grabbed two or three slices.

>safelands

Pasta. I didn't bother asking about the details, so I don't know exactly what's in it. It's good though.

>>8894194
AH, I HATE IT when people greet me. Why can't they just IGNORE my EXISTENCE. It makes me want to FUCKING DIE.

A steak hamburger and sweet potato french fries. Also vanilla yogurt.

>>8894169
I live in a dorm right now and I hate this. I want to go get food but if I go into the commons area someone will see me and ask me why I never come out of my room again.

>>8895496

Solution: Order Chinese food.

I'm anxiously looking forward to the Brownie.

>>8895496
I used to be in the same situation. I remember moving my dinner time to after 12 just to avoid running into people. Weekends were worse though, since they usually came back really late after partying.

>>8895512

Is that breaded fish or chicken?

I just tried some of the new Fruity Cheerios, they're pretty good.

>>8895525

I don't like those. If I want fruity cereal I go for Fruit Loops.

>>8895516
Chicken patties

>>8895525
I tried them but they just tasted like Fruity Pebbles.

Today was a pizza day since I was lazy, but tomorrow I'm gonna fix up some tasty tortillas.

Two loaves of sour dough.
I'll have one more before the day is over.

>>8895530
>>8895542
Yeah, I think they have less sugar though and have more nutrition.

>>8895551
>cereal
>nutrition
Good one.

>>8895559

A lot of them have an unhealthy amount of sugar per serving but they are alright.

My mom's making barbecue chicken and potato salad. She's a cool lady.

My semen.

>>8895512

I hate these because corn always gets in the brownie somehow.

>>8895559
Total is pretty good for you, most aren't though.

>>8895587
Agh, you would be right most of the time. This time however I made absolutely sure that nothing touched the brownie before I put it in the oven.

Why are you guys so fat?

>>8895591
Total is just wheat + a variety of artificially added nutrients.

You may as well take a multivitamin and skip the wheat.

>>8895595
I wish. I'm actually dead skinny.

>>8895591

What cereal got you fat Sudo?

>>8895567

That sounds amazing. You just gave me an idea for lunch for later this week when it stops raining.

alcohol because suika is my waifu

Waiting to see if my rigged birdfeeder in the backyard will catch something today. Probably gonna make a PB&J if I don't get something in several hours.

pinto beans, seaweed, and cabbage on a wheat tortilla, a banana, and whey protein isolate.

>>8895608

This brings back a question I have had and have been wanting to ask for years. Do people on /jp/ hunt or catch their food?

I ate a big BBQ porkchop

>>8895638
That makes me think of something. One my hobbies is just finding free food. I might pick up some stuff off the sidewalk and even if it has a few ants on it I'll eat it. Or I'll drink half-empty bottles left around. Half-eaten apples are always refreshing. Sometimes I think I could live off this if I was homeless. I might get some nasty disease though.

I once found a box of sandwiches that someone must have made up for a party just sitting at a train station seat. They must have forgotten it. That's one of my best finds.

I ate a salad with a slice of grilled chicken and a margarita on the rocks. Thats probably all I'll eat until about an hour before bedtime I'll eat a yogurt and a snack size bag of chips.

>>8895611
When I was actually fat I never really ate cereal. When I was starting to lose weight I ate Total and Cheerios, which I still eat.

>>8895665
When I was fat I ate cereal all the time. It was one of my favorite things to do. I'd eat bowl after bowl after bowl. Of course cereal doesn't make you fat, no food makes you fat. Just eating too much.

>>8895638
I hunt a lot of my food, but that's only becuase I have family with property I can do it on without needing to worry.

I'm eating your mum's cunt faggot, to get her ready for my cock.
OWNED 4 LYFE
AND FUCK YOU AND YOUR BLOG METATHREAD HOW IS THIS OTAKI CULTURE
REPORTED

>>8895680

You would really shoot a deer? You horrible monster.

>>8895696
If I was him I'd hunt them with my bow. Though I think that may be illegal.

>>8895696
Cheaper than beef. I have to be conscientious about my budget!

But yeah, a lot of deer, the occasional boar if I'm lucky, lot of turkey, rabbit, and duck when it's in season.

>>8895696
Deers are evil creatures.

>>8895709

Pretty sure you can but it's probably a seasonal thing.

>>8895709
It is legal, but it depends on the area, what you're hunting, and when you're doing it.

I am making a dessert for friends now. Apple cider cookies served with green tea.

>>8895726
And delicious!

>>8895750

Not really. Someone brought in deer bacon strips or whatever and it tasted really bad. I don't see how anyone could eat one.

>>8895726
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off pedophiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)

>>8895774
Depends on the deer.
Also, deer bacon seems kind of stupid.

Venison is so so for stew, makes alright steaks, works well in sausage, and makes good jerky if you have the taste for it.

>>8895780

I have a friend who hunts rabbits and wild turkey. I never tried any of it because I would imagine it being really stringy or gamey.

Vitamin supplement.
Water
Rice and an egg

Thinking about what I am going to eat later on today is depressing.

>>8895798
You'd be right for rabbits. Turkeys can be kind of a mixed bag depending on what you're used to and how the birds in your area are.

Wild turkeys are definitely more gamey than what you'd find in a store, but it's not like it's a totally different taste either. Actually, they're a pretty good first thing to try, if you're ever curious about eating wild game.