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I've eaten Taco Bell for the last 3 days straight and I've had really bad flatulence all night. I've literally gassed myself out of my room. I am used to farting and generally find it funny enough to do whenever but tonight is a whole new level in absolute disgust.

I moved over one room but the stench is starting to creep this way, I don't know how much longer I'm going to make it here. How do I make my farts less stinky /jp/?

>> No.8893232

first-world problems

>> No.8893240

Suwako is cute

>> No.8893240,1 [INTERNAL] 

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>> No.8893257

Stop eating Taco Bell you idiot.

>> No.8893275

>You will never have Suwako fart in your mouth and feel little bits of fecal matter from her sphincter shoot down your throat ;_;

>> No.8893279

Have you tried eating something else?
I would try that.

>> No.8893285

In older times, folk would strike a match and let the sulfur mask the smell. You might try that. Or light a candle? Open your window? Run a fan?

Maybe stop eating Taco Bell?

>> No.8893299

You might also try eating some activated charcoal, although the evidence in this venue is inconclusive.

>> No.8893315
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8893315

If I had LR4 I could get all these temperatures the same.

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8893335

Keep eating it and eventually you will get used to the smell.

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>>8893335
That's the thing though, eating Taco Bell for multiple days in succession has never been a problem for me thusfar.

In fact, May is coming up, and for the first five days of May my friend and I always celebrate Cinco de Mayo with "Cinco de Tacos"; that is to say that we eat Taco Bell exclusively for 5 days straight. Neither of us is Mexican for what it's worth. Compared to that, this is nothing.

I mean the volume of gas I've had tonight is really nothing new, likely a result of my Taco Bell indulgence. The concentration of the mass of stink-air is just something else entirely though. Is it a full moon tonight by any chance?

>> No.8893353

Back before the /a/-/jp/ split we didnt even have farting. Consider yourself lucky, newfag scum.

>> No.8893353,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>8893240,1
Now we have English interface! :3

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