/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i know someone like that
thats like..r9k?

yup, and all the hate from /jp/ tryhard truNEET nerds hurts ;_;

>>8889555

>>8888888

>>8889557
>>8889555

i know someone like that
thats like..r9k?

Time to invest in helium.

>>8889567

Sounds like you belong on /r9k/

They're a slight step above /jp/.

>>8889570
im not being rude

/jp/ and /a/ always hurt my feelings when they talk about how much they hate "normalfags". There isn't anything wrong with fitting in with society. Besides, can anything be considered normal anyway? Nah guess not.

But we can still get along /jp/! We should play COD sometime together.

>>8889572

>>8889568

Isn't silver or gold a better investment?

>too strange to be normal
I dont believe you.

>>8889600
no, because they are in solid state, so they're vulnerable to friction, and silver is vulnerable to oxidation.

Helium is a much more safe investment, since it's a noble gas, it's innert to most things. unless you heat it over 3000K and turn it into plasma or get it caught in a nuclear reaction, you're safe.

>>8889571
Nah, I think /jp/ is a step above because we don't whine about not being able to get laid all the time.

>>8889618
I like to think that in the whole Alpha/Beta thing that /jp/ are Omega. They're the lowest but they really don't care too much and don't try to be what they're not.

>>8889620
So you like to apply a one variable linear scale to something with nummerous variables ?

You're not this retarded, are you ?

>>8889618
he meant in terms of normalcy. Whining and caring so much about sex means they are a level above us in normalcy. /jp/ is either lewd but disregarding of 3d, or pure.

who truNEET here

>>8889622
It's a possibility.

>>8889573

>We should play COD sometime together.

Hahaha, that would be hilarious

I actually have a copy of Black Ops if you wanna set up a lobby

>>8889620
/jp/ exists outside of the social spectrum altogether, because we play no part in it.

>>8889628
I got MW2 and MW3 and Black Ops , but I dont like the maps in Black Ops and MW3 so much, MW2 had the best maps

>>8889623
I think that anon was just being ironic. He meant to induce OP to get out of /jp/.

>>8889646
im the honest type. I prefer the direct method.

Daily reminder

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder

I TOLD YOU BROS
I TOLD YOU ABOUT IRONY

>>8889652
And I bet you complain about trolls nowadays having no subtlety.

>>8889654
Bitch, get on my level:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizotypal_personality_disorder

>>8889657
I think on a board like /jp/, you should assume the lowest common denominator of understanding. While the autism thing is largely a joke, there are autistic people here, and it only takes a single "i dont get it is this serious or ironic" to derail a thread.

>>8889657
I dont like trolls anyway!
>>8889662
I just dont like it when the norm is to speak with god knows how many layers of irony behind every statement. I REALLY dont. Thats what most normals(at least when I was in school) did, and it was obnoxious and offputting.

NEETs are normals who don't want to be normals. Fucking tryhards.

>>8889678

>>8889678
You're thinking of /r9k/. They're normalfags who complain about normalfags, then proceed to blog about getting "friendzoned" (can't put enough scare quotes around that so I won't even try) and doing bad in school or whatever.

We're so abnormal we only identify as such ironically.

>>8889678
neets are just people who are not in any education or work and are not searching for a job.

the quality of you posts has nothing to do if you are a neet or a average guy working every day 8 hours .

All that "normalfags" , true neet are just try hards who want to fit in.

>>8889688
>They're normalfags who complain about normalfags
They wouldn't be normalfags if they didn't.

>>8889705
thats not true.

>>8889695
>the quality of you posts has nothing to do if you are a neet or a average guy working every day 8 hours .
I'm going to disagree, though it works both ways. If you sit on /jp/ for 15 hours a day, weeks on end, you either become incredibly bitter and make angry, anti-fun replies, or you achieve satori and take it easy as the best poster there ever was.
Same with people who work. I have spoken to people who come home then troll 4chan because that's apparently still amusing even if you're of working age. Other people just come here to shoot the shit and are overall swell guys. Of course this depends on who you are, but your real life does affect your post quality.

>>8889718
Almost everyone loves to whine and talk shit.

>>8889716

>or you achieve satori and take it easy as the best poster there ever was

I am on this path

>>8889814

I take it so easy I barely even see the need to post. I just watch the trolls and the people falling for trolls, I enjoy the shitposts and the quality, the delivered content and the aborted failure threads. There's no need to get so riled up, just take it all in and enjoy it best as you can.

I wish /jp/ would play shitty video games with me, like BF3. ;_;

>>8890061
Want to add a buttranger to your Origin friend list? I'll play BF3 with you once my RMA'd graphics card arrives back in the mail.

I am not a NEET because I am going to university soon. I'm not a normal because I don't particularly enjoy socializing and I have trouble making friends, and because of my interests that most people have never heard of and would just denounce as weird if they saw it. That's probably why I only have like four friends, because most people who share my interests are people I wouldn't want to caught dead with.

I can't take it easy

>I can't take it easy anymore.
I don't know why but I grin'd at that one.

>>8889615
You can't store Helium very easily for a decent amount of time, so it's not a good long-term investment.

I guess you could try Options, but you'd have to predict the moment when the price rises accurately.

>>8890091
Chake ich eajy mishta

>>8889600
>>8889615
It was a joke.
Never heard of helium suicide?

>>8890119

What?

>>8890145

"Shake it easy, mister."

>>8890145
Is this faggot serious.

>>8890209

I can't shake it easy anymore, mister

>>8890228

fuk u nerd

>>8889716
>If you sit on /jp/ for 15 hours a day, weeks on end, you either become incredibly bitter and make angry, anti-fun replies
More or less. I only come to /jp/ to be angry at you fucks.

>>8890091

I'm basically the same. Not neet because I'm a wage slave working on a 9-5 office job, however I'm totally at home in /jp/.

I really feel bad when /jp/ despises me just because I'm not "truNEET". I would if I could, I really envy these guys, but not everybody has the opportunity to support themselves without interacting with the outside world. And I don't fit in at all with /r9k/, dear god no.

Besides, like others said, literally and technically speaking being a neet has nothing to do with most of /jp/ interests. /jp/ kinda subverted its meaning. Pic related, he's a neet.

All the neets I have seen in real life were just lazy normalfags.

I'm more of a freeter if anything since I have to work a job a year to build up my cash reserves but I'm much happier while in those neetmode months of beautiful isolation.

I can feel no sympathy for someone who won't make the commitment to be a NEET.

You're as normal as it gets, and no amount of deluding yourself otherwise will change that.

>>8890600

How can someone be this autistic

>>8890600
Okay?

What would make a non-NEET abnormal then? Or are all people with jobs normal?

>>8890600

THE COURAGE TO BE A NEET

OP, you forgot to mention that you are too dumb to write a single sentence without greentexting

I always thought somone who isn't "normal" is someone who is too odd to be able to fit in and interact with other people, and not someone who plays all day because they want to.

It's way to Gensokyo!

>>8889573

>>8890748

"normal" is a word used by those rejected by mainstream society among their own in-group subcultures in order to make themselves feel better at being degenerate rejects. It doesn't really refer to anything, except to an outside object of resentment.

Now a bunch of /a/ migrants will try too justify themselves, and their inability to adapt to the board culture.

>>8890802
Full of optimism as usual.

>>8890797
Yeah, that fits in with what I wrote.

i'm just trying to look out for the normalfags. what are you doing here? you don't belong here. it's not healthy. leave us neet rejects and go be normal.

>too strange to be a NEET
>too strange to be on /jp/

NEET = "not in education, employment, or training"

Stop misusing that word, what you mean is truNEET.

Pa would throw me out if I became a NEET.

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>>8890600
>>8890826

But when your definition of normalfag means basically anyone who isn't able to leech off their parents or abuse the welfare system, you're just being an autist of the worst kind.

Mainly so when there's lots of lazy normalfags who do exactly that.

I'm superior to everyone else so it's normal for me to not fit in, specially in a community of frustrated perverts like /jp/.

>>8890904
Sexually frustrated perverts.

>>8890898
Go on /a/, tell us about your job.
You really need more blog posts.

>>8890911

No, I'll stay here and blog here. U mad?

5/10 because I replied

>>8890918
More! More!

truNEET is someone who does as little as possible to connect or contribute to society, basically a hikki.

/jp/ meetup

>>8891107

>basically a hikki

Then what is truHIKKI?

>>8891133
truHIKKIs only exist in legends.

>>8891133
A japanese truNEET.

>>8891133
Imagine if Ken-sama decided to become a hikikomori.

That.

>>8891133
Something a lowly pleb like you could't even begin to comprehend.

a truhikki would probably be someone who literally will never go outside their room or talk to a single person for years, not even online through their keyboard.

I'm sure theres atleast a few lurkers on /jp/ that are at this level.

>>8891171
A truHIKKI couldn't bring themselves so close to conversation and socialization like this.

They'd have to avoid image and textboards completely.

>>8891178
You should know that there is no similarity between social interaction on an anonymous image board and social interaction in real life. Absolutely none. The most advanced, lexically fluent, eloquent linguist could be a blubbering stammering wreck in real life.

;_;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4c78PZRsHs
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