/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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konpu

Maybe my pillow. Always there to make me feel comfortable, never really given a second thought. Without her I would be miserable.

I would make her feel loved.

My dakimakura.

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The blanket I've slept with for the past 23 years.

Shower drain

cactus,, just because I want to know the results

My washboard.

If I turn my PS2 into a little girl, can I still play games on her?

>>8886515
Yes. It might be pretty lewd setting her up, though.

The day I've been waiting for...

>>8886550
I imagine she'd be moaning while the disc was spinning too. How troublesome.

>>8886599
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>>8886559

Too easy. Pick something like >>8886457, casual.

>>8886611
>>8886611
>>8886611

Toilet or onahole.

My couch. Its odd but I have a big, comfy, purple leather couch that splits into three pieces. So would she have purple hair and split into pieces and/or have multiple personalities?


If that is too odd, a spider that I have been watching for a few days. Its been a nice companion.

>pick Kurisu plush
>get a loli Kurisu

Though >>8886505 would be nice as well if I had a washboard.

My laptop.

Actually I agree with the OP's pic. If it wasn't for cockroaches, there'd be nothing stopping me from being able to leave food out all the time. I hate tidying up and I don't mind a dirty room, but I can't stand roaches, so I keep my room clean. But if all those roaches were little girls, that'd be awesome....

my copy of no more heroes: heroes paradise. she'd be really cool and make fun of me to my face and kick me in the dick

I fucking dare you to moeficate this.

The dead rat in my bathroom, becuase I think a zombie rodent loli would make for good conversation when I'm in there.

Maybe I should start talking to it anyway.

My SNES.
I can imagine all the lewd noises she would make when I put my cartridges in her and turned her on.

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>>8887203
She speaks deep things that are incomprehensible to the average human, and thus ends up looking stupid sometimes. She isn't very energetic, and always has a straight face.

my mattress. she'd be really big and firm and I could sleep with her whenever I wanted but i'd be sore afterwards

My Monitor.

I get to see her insides.

my bin of legos. when i got bored with her i could turn her into a racecar!

>>8887204
hu qu;;te???@

Vodka

Hopefully I will get a cute little fun-loving Oni.

>>8887211
I wonder about her physical characteristics...

My stethoscope.
It's always near me.

my guitah

My computer, what else?

>0-KNEE CHAN
>Yes?
>Avast! Virus database has been successfully updated.

I'd pick my fan.
During the summers she would try using her hands to keep me cool. It's a whole lot less efficient than a real fan but so much cuter.

My little girl doll

>>8887351

You're going to turn a computer with Windows into a little girl? Enjoy getting murdered when she gets a virus.

>>8887351
That's child abuse.

>>8887362
Little girls don't get viruses. At least not the kind that causes them to kill you.

Are pets items?

I want a chubby catgirl.

Toothbrush.

Just imagine it.

My rat

My Youmu fumo, maybe. She would truly be the softest. Either that or one of my coats.

>>8886426
My alarm clock. Every morning she'd jump on the bed and go "BWEE BWEE BWEE BWEE" to wake me up, and it'd be adorable. If I pat her on the head, she'll let me sleep for an extra 9 minutes.

One of my figures, obviously.

probably my pillow...
pic related...

this thread is now about loli pillows

One of the three spiders living in the corner of my room. They do such a good job keeping way flies and shit and I would like to hug them for a job well done.

It gets all H from here
source: Daki Makura Moko-chan by Lee
http://exhentai.org/g/333348/14fbdc55a2/
includes nekomimi modo, and random sexings

My Victorinox to see what it turns into.
A pillow or blanket would get better results probably.

My computer. Shes a little dated and is on the heavy side, but I don't mind.

If thats too easy then I pick the waterbottle that has been sitting in the corner of my room for the past 3 years.

I'd love to pick my favorite stuffed animal, she'd make a very cute little girl. She always stayed with me as a kid, so I'd love to treat her well and thank her for bearing with my abuse.

.....But I can't help but want to pick one of my transformers. Is this what getting older feels like?

You said it turns into a little girl, you didn't say anything about it keeping the features or functions of the item. I'd pick a spec of dust so I don't lose any of my precious items and gain a girl for something worthless.

Probably my easel.

It's a simple but good quality model, so she'd probably be a boyish, but still attractive girl.

She's used to being constantly ignored, so I imagine she would stay quietly in the corner, waiting patiently for me to pay any attention to her.

I wonder, since now that she turned into a girl I would inevitably spend more time with her, would it make her feel as she failed her original role? Or would she be glad that she's finally of any use to me?

I wonder if she would actively support my return to art now that she has a body and will of her own?

I will never know.

;_;

>>8887526
>It gets all H from here
Dammit Japan, I was hoping for something heartwarming or even tear-jerking. Who uses a pillow without a pillowcase anyway?

cat

>>8887585
Her role was to be used.

YOU failed to use her.

I have a broken netbook, held together with duct tape, wire, paper clips, and tin foil. It still works, but barely.

I would be very curious at what anatomical damage a little girl version of this computer would be.

My computer

my half empty bag of potato chips

>>8887642
Considering the things that you have saved on your HDD? Probably something like this.

My glasses.

>>8887664
Wrong answer.

My pocket knife.

My nugget.

my toaster

this thing

My bike is my only possession I feel attached to, but if it became a little girl I wouldn't be able to ride it anymore (legally).

That and I'd have yet another mouth to feed/provide beer.

My dick

[Spoiler]what if we made a vn where your dick became a little girl?[/spoiler]

>>8887792
Isn't 4chan fun?
After you've been here awhile you'll get the hang of it!

Reported

>If you could pick one item in your house to turn into a little girl.

Jesus Christ how horrifying, having to deal with a little 3d brat doesn't sounds like fun, more like she annoys me, I get mad, she screams, someone hears and I end in prison.

No thanks.

no

If I choose my computer does that mean I can no longer use it because it has transformed? Or am I able to change it back and forth whenever I want?

If so I'll just choose one of my handhelds, my GameBoys will become tomboys.

>>8887792
Someone had already an idea alike, watch Midori no Hibi.

My pillow(cuddling), computer(lewd), or toilet(extra lewd!)

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>>8887810
You make me sick.

>>8887804
And there have been several H-Manga on the subject.

>>8887804

Why has nobody done a penis version of this yet? I mean, think of the possibilities.

>>8887877
Only thing that springs to mind is tickling her to make her vomit semen and sticking things up your ass to satisfy her.
I'm not really sure how the anatomy works.

>>8887887

If there was a series like Midori no Hibi, it would pretty much be public-boner-jokes, the manga.

It sits in my garage most of the time so I pick this.

Can I choose my entire house? She'll be like Baba Yaga's hut except as a cute girl instead of some monstrosity with chicken legs. It's been my dream to live in a loli since Hare+Guu.

Probably a centipede. I know I shouldn't kill them but they are so ugly that I cannot help it.

My fan

>>8887902
Ho-lee fuck seriously? Does it run?

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OMG OMG OMG OMG A DELORIAN!!!!GRDGVFJF DSLKFAFDS

Laptop.
The laptop is black with brown aluminum lid and some other parts.
So I think it would be a loli that looks like Kurumiha.

>>8887951
Yup

>>8887902
Words cannot express how jealous I am.

>>8888012
Forgot my pic. Also wonder what an iphone would be like if turned into a little girl

Why are you guys getting worked up over a shitty car? They're not even that expensive if you're looking for one seriously.

I have some water stains on my ceiling from the last time my roof leaked.

>>8888025
~$30,000 for a novelty car is out of /jp/'s budget I'm sure.

drew my tsundere mac-tan. I wish my mac was a girl.

>>8888151
Very cute.

>>8888151
I like how sloppy she looks, well done.

>>8888006
its kuruminha not kurumiha. get it right man

>>8887353
fan tan, this time no color.

>>8888151
She looks like the daughter of Anzu-chang znd that girl from Albatross Koukairoku.

>>8886451
stinky blanket

>>8888281
I love you.

A query /jp/, if I were to moe-ify my pc, how would I go about upgrading her hardware? What would the process be like for her? Can she run Crysis? Would she complain when I overclock her?

>>8888318
Hope you have a scalpel handy!

My waffle iron, i love creating waffles with her so she would be the perfect little girl!

I have a couple of old cards lying around and an old laptop Celeron processor as well so this wouldn't be too bad. I'd buy them RAM for them to share if I could have both.

Oscilloscope.

Only because I think it's one of the few objects I've never seen turned into a little girl.

>>8888318
That'd be an interesting guro doujin.

>>8887774

>>8888318
Training arc.

>>8888381
Could you draw >>8887445?

>>8888381
I do not believe that is the type of nugget that fellow was referring to...

>>8888362
PC-Tan, I need to overclock, inject this adrenaline into your arm.

I have a Madagascar Palm. I got it when I was an elementary schooler and although I never cared about it much it's still alive despite it's still in the original pot but two meters long.

An image of my beautiful wife

I purchased many from yahoo auction japan.

>>8888418
Thats actually pretty cool, must have cared about it enough to atleast keep it alive this long. I have a plant myself that I've had for a couple years, so I'd probably choose that.

>>8888418
Aw man, I want a little tree too

>>8888418
Would hug her.

>>8888281
that is fucking amazing

Did you draw that? iqdb and google come up with nothing.

>>8886470
night y'all

>>8888469
Thank you for doing these, they're lovely.

>>8888469
Thank you for doing these, they're lovely.

>>8888201

Thank you very much for this cute drawing, Anon.

>headphones
>PSP
>DS (loli twins)
>box of MTG cards
>freezer
>2012 Honda Civic
>electric guitar (needs repair)
>jar of Nutella
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It's too hard to choose one.

>>8888201

Thank you very much for the cute picture, Anon.

>>8888476
you're welcome.

>>8888482
Two lolis for the price of one you can't goo wrong.

>>8888485
>>8888481

you're welcome.

>>8888482
Get a 3DS for two oppai loli!

>>8888888

love, /b/

My laptop.
I'm already (literally) in love with it.

My hand.

And no this is acceptable because my hand isn't really "me".

Well if you insist. I'd humanize my chair.

A cuddly toy penguin I've had since I was born. It's been with me pretty much everywhere, and holding it helps me sleep.

So, is there a name for this? I want to look up some doujins.

>>8888355
I'v got one that I built out of two amps and a mini CRT tv. I don't use it any more because I pretty sure it give off a unsafe amount of x-ray radiation, do not want x-ray little girl or to lose my Mk 1 Golf GTI so I'd probably chose something generic like a figure or yuri doujinshi.

>>8886426
Could someone please make a bloody picture with a punch crushing to dead this coackroach-loli? Thanks.

That pile of toenail clippings on my desk.

>>8895381
I can only imagine this producing something straight out of a Troma film, gross.

My mp3 player.

That X-Box 360 I haven't used in like a year and a half.

I've been too lax to replace my broken TV, in all this time.

>>8895586
Thanks to you my love for my Xbox raised a little bit. Good job.

>>8887445
>9 minutes

What kind of strange snooze-setting is that?

>>8896606
Every alarm clock I've ever used has had a 9 minute snooze cycle
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1361/why-does-the-alarm-clock-snooze-button-give-you-nine-e
xtra-minutes-not-ten

>>8895586
She's a post-Jasper set unit that won't RRoD on your ass like no tomorrow right? Otherwise PS3 is a better choice as a longer-term companion.

I wonder what a hedge trimmer turned little girl would be like.

>>8896682
Trimmed.

My mirror image.

PSP

>>8887774
I guess it'd make it a bit more fun to clean, since that's all you do with one...

My Windows 7 install disc.

> If you could pick one item in your house to turn into a little girl, which one would you pick?

The bottle of ultra strength Tums on my desk. I have bad stomach acid problems and it has kept my stomach calm. One day I ran out of Tums, it really hit me how much I depended on it.

If she were a little girl, she'd be cute and I'd take care of her.

>>8897311
pink tablets?

>>8888355
Why the fuck do you have one of those?

A packet of nestea

>>8887784
is that, a turbo button ?
fuck, why did we throw our old computer away ? I want to slap me 15 years ago in the face

>>8897311

I finaly decided, it has to be my painkillers afterall.
Or is it possible to combine all of my medication into one loli ?
she'd make any pain go away, cure any inflamation, help with my asthma and supply me vitamins, among other things, by giving me a kiss on the cheek.
If I have to chose it's definitely the painkiller though, others are too situational.

A tie, pen or a watch would have been too weird, since I'm renting "bath" isn't an option, I can't choose between my books and I don't own any fancy glass.

I'll have to buy some really neat glass or mug to enjoy most of my beverages for the next thread.

>>8898379
I think it'd be more like you having to lick your loli to get the meds.

>>8897311

My Rod Stewart vinyl record

Pencil. She'd note down everything I wanted, draw everything I imagined, and take my garbage outside for me.

Maybe my laptop. I use it every single day but never really think much about it because I have three faster and more powerful desktops. They seem to have more problems than my laptop though. The only problem I can think of is my laptop occasionally disconnecting and reconnecting to a wired connection when it turns on even though it's always been wireless. It's easy to fix by just manually disconnecting. Seems like it would become some kind of cute trait if my laptop were a little girl.

I can see in my mind the face of the somewhat clumsy cute little girl who has always been supporting me and helping me when I need it, but never asking for a single thing in return. She seems like she's about to burst out crying, but she has a smile on her face. There's still a sparkle in her eyes. She's definitely hoping that eventually someone will acknowledge her constant support, patting her on the head and telling her she's a good girl.

All of the sudden I really want to give my laptop a new name and use it much more. Thinking about all of this really got me feeling down.

My backscratcher. She would would have nice nails for giving me backscratches.

My guitar of course. It was the thing i depended my whole life on once. I bought it with all my money. Then it turned out she was made in mexico. But she sounds nice. So i call her senorita.