/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i've been playing bot matches in unreal tournament.

I'll never be alone ;__;

I try playing league of legends but everyone is really mean and angry all the time.
They call my Vayne shitty and tell me they're going to report me for feeding when I die...

>>8873514
extreamly

>>8873514
Any specific decks?

>>8873529
People who play DOTA and DOTA clones are always so angry. They take the game way too serious. I remember wnting to try it out for the first time on Warcraft 3, instantly got yelled at for being a noob and told to disconnect ;-;

>>8873522
That reminds me of when I used to play UT when I was younger and was a complete idiot. (But a lonely, awkward idiot) I joined a server one day and it was bustling, action everywhere. I had a very good time and I always did so well. There was this girl there named Sweat_Pea. We always seemed to meet each other wherever we wen't and exchange kills, we got into some wacky situations. I kept going to that server every day until I became a regular like everyone else. Sweat_Pea was always there... because she was a bot. The day I found out was when an actual real person joined and said something in /say, he said I was really good and asked if I usually practiced with bots..It felt like something inside of me died when I realized the "regulars" that I had been playing with for weeks were actually bots.

>>8873529
>>8873554
They're just little kids from /v/ who aren't good enough to play ranked so they stick to regular matches, and act like it matters.

Tell them that if they care so much, to make a premade of their own. WoW used to be like this in batlegrounds, people would get angry as hell over nothing. Over time the populace just stopped giving a fuck and now everyone has fun win or lose, and there is zero whining.

>>8873561

Holy fuck. Did you not chat with them, though? Or were they chatbots as well?

>>8873568
They didn't chat but usually when they are bots on the server they have 0 ping but I remember when I originally joined the server they all had different pings so I assumed they were real..

I'd play with you, but I don't have the money to afford the cards, so I never got into it. Watched my friends play a lot though back in the day.

I used to own boxes and boxes of old magic cards years ago from some dead guy, really rare cards too. But I Didn't know what they were until I got older so I just used them for card castles,Man am I stupid.

>>8873514
Nice thread OP

>>8873561
>>8873561
>>8873561

I feel you.

Magic is a boring as fuck stupid card game. No one in their right mind would okay shitty card games in the 21 century

>>8873554
This is because DotA and the clones don't function in an independent or persistent environment, like MMOs or Shooters. Once you invest yourself in the game and some newbie wastes that investment, it's expected to be angry, since your work is gone for good, unlike in other games in which you could just quit and find another server, or just come back later with your goods still in place.

Imagine if Tuhu was a multiplayer game, in which you also lost if the other player got hit by bullets. And then imagine getting to Yuyu or Okuu or whoever and having the game ruined by someone who thought the danmaku were collectible power ups.

>>8873786
>Imagine if Tuhu was a multiplayer game, in which you also lost if the other player got hit by bullets
Flash back to many old beat/shoot em ups

>thought the danmaku were collectible power ups.
Flash back to Hellsinker

>>8873786
Imagine that if you cared, you could play ranked or games with people you know instead of random strangers.
I guess thse games don't give you that option, huh?

>>8873802
>Imagine that if you cared, you could play ranked or games with people you know
Sometimes pretty hard, since these games require dedication and time, so it's not always easy to get 4 friends to play with you.
There are teams around, sure, but most people are sentenced to playing with mostly randoms. Which makes the game even more frustrating, usually, since it's impossible to fix teamplay problems in the long run.

>>8873529
I've always wondered how many /jp/ers played LoL. I only have 2 other friends to play with, and they aren't online very often. There's no way I'm playing with /v/, they don't know how to take it easy.

You should teach me how to play then OP, I've always wanted to learn since the game had pretty pictures and I would feel stupid collecting cards from a game that I don't even know how to play.

>>8873514
>How lonely are you /jp/?
Very, everyone I get to know ends up hating me and thinks I'm a faggot.
Last time I met someone, it only took 10 minutes.

I quit MtG because it was embarrassing hanging out with the kinds of people who play it (same with Warhammer, D&D, etc.), so I just stopped.

I figured it was better to be alone. Still do.

I'm not lonely.

If any of you want a playing partner for LoL, Dota2, Duel of the Planeswalkers, or anything actually, just e-mail me.

I have friends who annoy the shit out of me, It's rare that I get one day of peace and quiet, it's because I can't stand that anyone dislikes me, I pretty much answer everything with a yes, and I hate myself for it ;_;

Counter strike is the only multiplayer game i really play. I don't have friends who play counter strike because the community is one of the worst online communities and most of the players are foreign

Extremely lonely.

Probably the saddest, most socially awkward person on this board.

>>8873561

Oh Jesus, what a retard.

>>8873921
Pff, I'm way too awkward to email someone.

>>8873895

Are talking about RL or on the interwebs?

I just spent about ten straight hours deckbuilding or playtest Magic the Gathering decks online, all of them bad. I can't remember the last time I won a game.

>>8873561
this cant be real lol
:D

Thatto feelo when you Google your old usernames and cringe at your 12-year-old self then realise at least he was confident enough to post pseudonymous one-to-many messages on the internet.

>>8873985

I was way less confident, but at least not a faggot 6-10 years ago. Today, you have kids spewing LOL U MAD XD everywhere like they don't know anything else.

>>8873995
Oh please, don't attack kids that way.
People in their late teens and twenties do it too.

>>8874007

You're right, i'm sorry.

Yes, i know they do it, too. Some people don't "grow up" before they hit 30. Stupid Amerrikunts!

>>8873514
I'd play MtG with you over skype, but I'm really really too socially awkward to do so.

I don't get lonely, just bored as hell.

>>8874019
This. But even watching cartoons or wanking feel like a chore.

>>8874019

Same, i barely had human contact for years(preferred to have none at all), never get ronery or wish to have (personal)contact with people. I am content by myself!

I get lonely, but then I meet people and wish I was alone again.

Why do you long for friends, /jp/? Aren't you happier when you're alone?

ITT: Lies, damn lies, and /jp/

>>8874023
I don't know what to do anymore.
Even eating is a pain.

I've been the odd guy out almost all my life so I've grown accustomed to being alone. Hell, I even prefer it now.

Nothing like observing people from a distance to let you see that you're not missing out on anything I think.

Anyways, you should repost on /r9k/, you'll probably get 200+ replies there since people seem to be more miserable there.

I like being alone

Why does this thread get replies? /jp/ is not supposed to be /r9k/ for lonely people.

>>8874095
>/r9k/ for lonely people. is a pleonasm.

>>8874095
It's /r9k/ for weeaboos.
4chan isn't Wapanese any more, so some boards need the Japanese/Western equivalent. /co/ and /a/, /mlp/ and /vp/, /fa/ and /cgl/, /r9k/ and /jp/.

I always play warhammer against myself. It's a good way to play against an opponent about as good as you. But I always lose.

>>8873514
I just play with my fumos

>>8874289
That Liliana of the Veil...

>>8874300
I haven't played real people since innistrad was first released, but I hear she's become very unpopular.

How could you be lonely when you have /jp/?

>>8874312
I'm not lonely, but it would be nice to finally have someone to play MtG or Dnd with.

ill be your friend and play mtg with anyone from /jp/~ msn in email field

>>8874458
>anonwithbadheart@gmail.com

>>8874095
Hey newfag. One of the reasons /jp/ was founded was so that /a/'s ronrey threads went here.
Not like anyone cares anymore.

Any /jp/-ers playing PSO2 that are gonna roll in ship 2? M-maybe we could play together....?

Playing any game with /jp/ is the worst thing you could ever do.

There's online magic.

And MMOs for you lonely folk.

>>8874505
Sure, why ship2 though?

>>8874506
I've always pictured /jp/ being very sore losers who hold grudges for a long time

>>8874529
I picture /jp/ as the guy who gives up too easily and then feels bad about losing, and doesn't want to play again.
>I'll just lose again

>>8874529
It's not my fault I'm right about everything.

>>8874513
Personally I dont know on which ship to choose, just randomly throwing the number out cause I just like it. Could do with any ship though.

>>8874533
If I can't be very good at something then I won't do it at all.

It's better to put no effort in and not feel failure than to try hard at something and never be good enough

When it comes to vidya, I have an alpha attitude about everything cause I win all the time.

>>8873514
Not that lonely.
Play Magic online bro.

http://virtualplaytable.com/

If you guys want to play online get this.

I'm alone but not lonely.

I have no ptoblems playing QIIIA or UT99 online. Nobody talks there.

>>8873924
>I have friends who annoy the shit out of me, It's rare that I get one day of peace and quiet, it's because I can't stand that anyone dislikes me, I pretty much answer everything with a yes, and I hate myself for it ;_;

I'm in the exact same position. I have 2 friends from middle school that still keep in contact with me and they won't just leave me alone. They're not bad people by any margin, but I just want to be left alone with my games and visual novels. They drag me around town drinking, watching movies and doing other normalfag stuff. They too are interested in Japanese culture but they almost exclusively watch Naruto, Bleach etc. and don't give a shit about visual novels or any other games for that matter. I just try not to hurt their feelings and so I go out with them, even though I don't really feel like it. ;_;

>>8875233
Well shit, same thing here too.

I have a big Warhammer Fantasy Empire army and a lot of 40K Imperial Guard. I've never played a single game. The childhood friends I got into it with moved away shortly after, and my current friend that plays is also far away. The only game stores are at least an hour away, and the neckbeard types scare me, anyway.

>>8874533

Well, check the soku threads then.

The impression I get is most people are either that guy who is fairly good, is fairly often online, but rarely says a word. Or that guy that only logs in to check his cute loli avatar.

I'm not lonely because I don't want or need friends.

Fucking normalfags. Stop bitching and go make some friends. It's not hard. I don't care if you have anxiety. Just go grab some pills from your doctor, get all doped up and sedated, and then go out and do it.

You people have no excuse. There is nothing more sad and pitiful than a person who lives their life doing things that they don't want to do. You're going to spend years of your life just being this pathetic piece of shit that whines about a completely fixable problem and then you're going to die after having never lived at all. You're only lonely because you're allowing yourself to be lonely.

You don't even have to man up. Just get some fucking pills. There's no excuse.

I'm not sure if I'm lonely or if I just think that I should be lonely because everyone (family members, etc) look at how I live and tell me that I'm lonely.

I don't really like being around people. I'm happiest when completely alone. I actually notice that my energy and happiness levels will immediately plummet as soon as anyone comes home, it's this instantaneous transition that occurs as soon as someone else is near me. It's like being around another person sucks the life out of me. I tried to make friends once and I felt the same thing. Talking to people just feels so irritating and mentally exhausting.

I wish I knew what was wrong with me.

>>8874095

I have a bunch of single player games I want to play but my anxiety is preventing me from starting any of them. I've been just sitting in front of my computer doing nothing for the last week.

>>8876945
What the HELL are you anxious about?

>>8876949

Playing videogames is hard anon

>>8875233

Same here. I'm terribly shy and I feel extremely guilty if I hurt the feelings of people who try to be kind to me so I have a lot of problems to say no. Fortunately, I have a few friends who like touhou and are not retards.

>>8876980
not as hard as this
*whips out dick*

I never learned to play Dota because people are fags, and I can never learn.

When I bought SC2, it was even worse than WC3, because you can't even open up custom rooms anymore (like noobs only) and you get thrown in with anyone and everyone.

>>8876932
>moot from 4 years ago
Fuck off. /jp/'s changed.

I've tried the friend thing in real life, coworkers always asking me about my plans for the weekend, how I should totally do stupid shit with them since I reply that I am chilling in my apartment. No, motherfuckers, I am avoiding human contact for those blissful 48 hours on the weekend because I've had to deal with you people for most of the past 120.

Online friends wasn't much better, always fucking messaging me for the most asinine of conversations. It may be selfish, but I'd really just like to find someone to talk to on the odd occasion I feel like doing so, and leaving me the fuck alone all other times.

The point I was trying to make, now in a more concise form, is friends are overrated, why are you obsessing so much over them?

>>8877128
How the fuck do you tell them no without making them think you're some fucking NEET or something?

What, can't I blend in with normals?

>>8877120
/jp/
/jp/ never changes
thumbs up if you get the reference :D

>>8877173
/jp/ has changed...

>>8879939
It's because Tuhu is quite dead.

>>8880021
No, it's you who are dead inside.

>>8879939
ofc it changes , every year you have new people who come and old people who go.I am not expecting to post that often from this summer too.

How much I hate to admit it , but its just a matter of time that /jp/ turns into something like /v/

>>8880077
what the fuck do you know? get the fuck out of here you piece of shit.

>>8873514
I never really feel alone, it's not like it's hard to interact with people over the Internet. You're doing it right now.

Want something more?
Make a tulpa. Be never ever alone.

>>8873529
Evil lurks around every corner.

>>8880086
I know much :)
and honestly stop with the behave , you aren't on /v/
First thing you should do is to learn to respect people who are older and above you

>>8880100
I'm doing a bit better now. Playing dominion mostly because classic is filled with assholes. Dominion is fast enough that no one cares if I mess up, and I can get items fast enough that by the 7-10 minute mark I'm already ripping people to shreds in a few seconds.
I've only been playing for a week total, and Vayne for around three days.

This thread reminded me that i`m real lucky to have a bro to play mtg, DnD and warhammer 40k with. I should call him more often.

>>8880098
>Want something more?
>Make a tulpa. Be never ever alone.
I'm skeptical of this tulpa, it looks like something made up on /x/ to troll and waste time, of those who attempt to project it. Guides are also inconsistent with how you should start.

>>8880086
Whats your problem? Cant take it easy? Well /jp/ is NOT for angsty teens. This board is for taking it easy or at least it used to be.

I play Magic, OP. I'll play with you.

Have you ever heard of Cockatrice?

This morning I woke up to a phone call. I never get phone calls. So I thought today might be the day when things finally start changing.

It was an automated message telling me the pharmacy has my pills ready. ;_;

>>8880168
Did you read louderthanthunder.net/tulpa/ ?

It seems like a genuine psychological phenomenon and there's at least a dozen people with either completed or incomplete, but talking tulpae which you can talk with if you don't trust me. Nothing about tulpae seems impossible psychologically: trance/dream states for advanced hallucinations (not to be confused with schizophrenia which is involuntary, while this can be consciously controlled/turned off if you want to), dissociative disorders for parallel personalities/conscious threads, depersonalization/derealization disorder for how being a tulpa would feel from the inside. The guides merely tell you how you can induce these voluntarily and in a safe way.

If it's really a fake, which is very doubtful now that there's so many people working on them and some having succeeded, you'll merely get improved visualization skills and more vivid dreams.

I'll be off to work on mine for the next 2 hours, I've put some 30 hours into mine so far.

>>8880207
That image...

>>8880209
Is that like three cocks?

/jp/ is my friend. My best friend.

>>8880218
Didn't really read anything from there, will do.

>>8880391
Some of those guides a bit outdated. Check >>>/mlp/1376882 for latest stuff and IRC (I wouldn't link to /mlp/, but it's unfortunately the only board which has these threads, /x/ doesn't want them because potentially real stuff doesn't belong there and it takes too much effort to make one).

>>8880391
The “tulpa” timesink is a huge trolling project.

>>8880426
If it is, I'm surprised how more and more people that started months ago keep coming forth every few days with their successes. As for it being a timesink? Do you mind having better visualization skills? I sure don't.

If it is a troll, it's way too weak a troll. Also before this, tulpae were just called "imaginary friends", the only difference here is that "imaginary friends" typically have you think for them, while with tulpae, the new thing is how to develop a parallel conscious thread of thought that does it independently of yourself, sort of like causing a dissociative disorder/alternate personality through which your "imaginary friend" interacts with.

>>8880448
>the new thing is how to develop a parallel conscious thread of thought that does it independently of yourself
Not quite- it's in tricking yourself into believing this. In reality you would be in complete control of them, but since you don't believe that you are, they seem to be independent.

>>8873522
Everyone is playing Tribes Ascend, which is free to play. You should come and join.

>>8880490

I'm not using windows.

>>8880499
It has a "garbage" rating in Wine, so that should be the level of software you're used to :)

>>8874014
I've wanted to do this for so long. I used to play MtG with my university friends before both of them graduated leaving me by myself pretty much. I don't have my cards with me but shit if I did I'd MtG skype with any nigga here.
I miss my baneslayer control deck, probably really shitty compared to high level decks but I loved it.
I loved my affinity and merfolk decks too... RIP in piece.

>>8880460
This is very questionable and you obviously haven't read the reports from those that have tulpae to say so.

If I don't remember any of the tulpa's thoughts for myself and if a tulpa experiences things from a different perspective and in parallel to your own experiences, then I can very well call it conscious and a different personality from my own self. Also, a tulpa has far better access to your own memories than you do, and can do math faster than you can, at least as far as reports go. You could for example, work on 2 different math problems at the same time and you wouldn't solve your problem slower than if you hadn't had a tulpa.

Either way, I'll be doing my own SCIENCE when I have my own tulpa, but given the reports so far, a tulpa is nothing like an imaginary friend for whom you put answers in its own mouth. The cognitive load for that type of imaginary friend is much higher than with having a tulpa.

You should get Cockatrice and play MtG online.

You can often find someone to play with on /tg/

>>8880490
It's a pay2win if I've ever seen one.

>>8873561
Impossible. You couldn't have gotten good playing with bots.

I remember playing UT with bots, I even got to a high difficulty setting, and I actually thought I was good.
Then I joined a server with real people, where I got owned like any noob would.

I don't know about Q3A, but I tried playing QuakeLive and everyone is annoying as fuck.

Lots of "polite" bullshit like "gg" and some even more ridiculous shit. I hate the fucking hypocritical nature of it. Not to mention that for a large amount of people, that's the extent of the English abilities.

No, it wasn't a fucking good game, I lost 30-0, I didn't have fun at all, you faggot.

>>8875233
Same here. I still go out with my weeaboo friend who won't read F/SN because VNs are boring for him and because "nobody talks about it".
And my parents say I should be more social. My dad already said he'll cut my funds when I'm at my fifth semester though. I guess that means I'll be free of the family if I get a job.
Yay.