/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Patchouli is always welcome here.

cool, maybe she can recommend me some hip hop beats

Patchouli smells nice

All day, every day.

r pic of patchouli a cat

>>8859225
This, I want to listen to sick beats today.

Also Patchy smells

Where is she going to sleep?

>>8859247
Not canon. Patchouli is taciturn and a little introverted, but she is an elegant lady who bathes regularly.

Project your fetishes onto a different character, ``please''!

Tell her to be more careful in the kitchen.

>>8859247

>>8859268
mukyuu~

>>8859254

>Patchouli is taciturn

do you write shitty fanfiction and use words like "poignant?"

>>8859253
In the armchair, obviously.

>>8859272
> 性格：口数も少なめで暗い。

I'd say "taciturn" is a good translation.

Just stay out of my bathroom and we won't have any run-ins. My door is closed 24 hours a day anyway.

>>8859272
Do you always react this way when you see words you don't come across on a regular basis?

>>8859280
he's probably a subhuman from /a/ that is upset that he had to look up a word's meaning.

Of course, of course. Welcome aboard, Patchouli.

>>8859284
Not that fellow, but there are people on /jp/ that aren't native english speakers.

>>8859254
"Please" don't project fetishes onto any character.

Also, welcome Patchouli, and enjoy your stay. I'm sure we won't have any problems.

>>8859308
A person who speaks english as a second/third/etc language would probably be a bit more tolerant about words they don't yet know.

>>8859308
>>8859314
too much hostility, not enough Patchy. We need to welcome her warmly!

>>8859318

>>8859272

Yeah man, 3 syllables is definitely pretentious.

My bed should be big enough for her

>>8859333

Not with your fat ass in it.

>>8859344
why are you quoting?

>>8859321
>NO!
>Hey do you know what sex is?!

Is it rude to bear hug her heartily until she goes mukyu?

I want her to teach me the devil's grimoire .

>>8859344
Ha ha it's because moonspeak is in backwards

you funny guy

>>8859340

>>8859352
Very rude.
Please restrain yourself.

>>8859352

I certainly wouldn't mind, my only worry is that I have a terribly small selection of books, not sure how patchouli would feel about any modern technologies

I certainly wouldn't mind, my only worry is that I have a terribly small selection of books, not sure how patchouli would feel about any modern technologies

I hope she knows how to cook, otherwise she will have to suffer through my shitty food.

I want a rude Patchouli.

I have a feeling she would be great at cooking.

With her being a top tier alchemist and all.

>>8859409

>I hope she knows how to cook

Maybe she's a cook. Ask the pretentious fanfic writer. He'll probably call her a "culinarian" or some shit.

>>8859453
why are you so hostile?

>>8859358

>>8859446
>alchemist

Someone else said that she was an elemental mage. What exactly is Patchouli's expertise?

>>8859491
The implication is probably from her pholosopher's stone spellcard

>>8859500
>Hair does not shine because she never goes out

What? Does UV rays affect hair sheen or something? I thought it damages the hair more by being exposed to the outside rather than the opposite.

Why is she so perfect

>>8859510

>>8859491

Everything magical.

Elementalism may be her main offensive magic, but she use philosopher's stone and demonology too.

>>8859506
Vitamin D deficiency. Too much light can damage the hair (from tanning etc.) but not enough is just as bad.

>>8859506

It's the vitamins and minerals your hair absorbs from the sun, not really the UV rays (those are generally bad bad bad).

>>8859536
>implying the sun emits minerals

>>8859506
>>8859500
I'm willing to believe this is hair does not shine is fanon since Patchouli has the shiniest of hair in her eosd picture.

>>8859539

I never said emits. In fact, the sun doesn't give off Vitamins directly either.

The sun merely helps the natural production of said vitamins and minerals.

Do you think patchy would repay you for letting her stay at your place?

I hope she can tell us some cool stories

>>8859545
That's because EoSD is the 1st time she can go outside w/ Remi.

>>8859559
She repays us with her presence.
Or you could always ask for some books.

>>8859559
I bet she could teach you some low level magic

Bitchouli

>>8859613
Beautchouli.

>>8859565
Unlikely you'd be able to read them. Regardles, it'd be a good thing to remember by.

Being around a cute girl like Patchy is reward enough.

Patchy has the most luscious hair in all of Gensokyo.

>>8859690
lawl eggplants.

I hope she won't fall asleep

Girl of Knowledge & Shadow

Hey Patchy. Do you ever do anything? Like, besides reading books?

>>8859746
She built a rocket.

>>8859746
She was responsible for saving Gensokyo during the hot springs incident.

>>8859757
SSiB was fucking dumb and stupid even by Touhou standards.

>>8859536
>vitamins and mineral your hair absorb from the sun
wat
You don't absorb minerals and vitamins through the sunlight you know? it just helps on the synthesis and treatment of these, by providing the energy needed for breaking some intermolecular links.

>>8859764
Your post is dumb even by /jp/ standards.

>>8859764
Too bad you don't get to decide canon, secondary-kun.

>>8859764
So? TD is complete shit but it's still canon/

>>8859757
Just how many rockets has Patchouli built

Fuck off moonhag

My dad's got tons and tons of old books. I don't know if Patchy would like them, though.

Patchy has one of the most dirty anuses because she doesn't bathe. This is why I like her.

>>8862858
I like poop on girl's butts because if I like poop on girl's butts it means I'm abnormal and not like those normalfags from /b/ who try to be edgy with their teenage tryhard paraphilias and fetishes I'LL SURE SCARE THOSE NORMALFAGS AWAY!

>>8862879
Took a while until I realized you were being 〜sarcastic〜

>>8862879

You can stay on /b/.

>>8859206
Patchouli smile is so beautiful in this image.

>>8859446
Jamming a massive Pocky stick up her butt dosen't seem like a good cooking habit

Here.

I want to take care of her

>>8866096
I imagine that amount of beer would be enough to knock patchy

>>8865988

That artist is a cool motherfucker.

Patchouli is my waifu~

You're still here?

>>8866108
Being the size that she is, probably so.

>>8865981
madonoeo ? does that even means something in greek ?

I want to see Patchy do sit-ups until she can sit up no further.

I want to see patchy eat a meal that i made for her

i want to watch patchy read, without her knowing im watching her

>>8866126
Patchy IS pretty small.

>>8866251
She fits nicely in your hands.

>>8866148
It might be:
μαδουοηο which is madouou
or
μαδουσηο which is madousio

You know, I might be stretching it too far, but the artist might me using the first one mentioned madou as in heresy. Correct me if I'm wrong since my japanese sucks.

>>8866272
Does Patchy's small stature bother her?

>>8866251

She's a fucking dirigible.

>>8866289
Patchy's not fat!

>>8866278
A quick google of the literall madouou got me a game called Madou Ou Granzort / Magic King Granzort, so I think we can conclude that patchy is indeedd holding a book about magic.

>>8866319
>Indeedd
Dam it all.

>>8866309
Requesting that one Patchy-getting-dressed comic.

>>8866309

Dirigible: light as a blimp.

I thought you /jp/ers were into pretentious words?

>>8866309

She has hips!

>>8866331
This sounds interesting.

>>8866272
The librarian isn't a toy, you know.

>>8866389
She is cute as one though.

Let's just have a casual survey then.

Which Patchy interpretation do you like better, the scrawny one or the chubby one?

>>8866489
Chubby, but nothing exagerated.
I'm fine with either, anyway

>>8866389
The fact she fits into your hands so perfectly would mean she's a toy to some. I see her more like a doll-like figure though. So adorable... yet also fragile and can break with ease if not treated with utter care.

>>8866489
She's a youkai witch, so she doesn't need food. And she's a frail girl, so you know that she has a weak constitution.

Besides that, Patchouli is the sort of girl who would forget to eat because she's reading a really engaging book.

>>8866489
Soft patchy is the best patchy.

Patchy is soft and round because she doesn't do much physical exercise, but she is not overweight. She doesn't eat much, and when she does its just for the sensual pleasure of it. Like Alice, she has crossed over from the human being she was born as to a immortal magical creature.
Unfortunately she still has not discovered a cure for the asthma she had as a human. Also as Marissa pointed out in Oriental Sacred Place, becoming immortal didn't eliminate all the effects of the mercury, arsenic, and lead she absorbed during her early studies. Alice has some of the same problems.

>>8866489
Scrawny anorexic Patchy with lush lively hair for contrast.

>>8866489
Chubby love handles patchy is nice, but so is skinny ribs showing flat chested patchy.

Please don't make me choose...

Hey, Patchouli, someone came searching for you.

>>8859453
Oh fuck I lol'd.

>>8862858
Magical girls don't poop.

>>8866489
Healthy Patchy is best Patchy.

Who left those out? Now she's disgusted.

>>8870417
Closest thing I have to a perverted book is Garden of Rama, I miss the first book

>>8870417
It wasn't me, I swear, I don't have any books like that

>>8870334
Karaagetarou a excellent

>>8866489
Scrawny. I also want to add that scrawny doesn't imply poor health. If you have a naturally slim build, devating from it will generally be more unhealthy than not to. Likewise with the other 2 body builds, of which all have fancy latin names that escapes my mind.

BEHOLD

How can I get Patchy to like me?
And no, I don't mean love. I just want to be someone she'd like being around.

>>8871673
Don't interrupt or disturb her. Just be attentive and on call to serve her whenever she wishes.

>>8871687
In other words be a useful tool.

>>8871621

>>8871687
That sounds more like a servant than a friend.

>>8871694
This is the last time anon will be lewdifying the SDM.

>>8871687

I enjoy being inside, but I'd annoy the hell out of Patchy due to manic alt-tabbing thought processes. I could get along with the Mei-Ling, but then I'd have to be outside, ruining my porcelain skin.

>>8871740
I'm sure you could work as a maid. They're always willing to take in new maids.

Welcome to my home, Lady Knowledge. Just a few things I should cover... um. I need to pick up a few new fire extinguishers, so if you use the kitchen there's an extra one at the top of the basement stairs. Feel free to use it, but the only thing I've put in that dishwasher is spent brass in a mesh bag so you might wanna run it through a cycle empty before you use it for any dishes, or anything.

We call these 'milk crates.' It's one of the great inventions of the Western World, modular interior furnishing technology. Go ahead and use them for anything, except that really big stack over there, that one's holding up the corner of the roof.

Anything else, um... yes, there's a combat knife taped to the ceiling of the shower. Don't ask. Yes, I've got a goat in the basement. No, you don't want to see him. Unless you speak ancient Sumerian, in which case I could really use your help with this one thing. Just a little thing. Teensy little thing.

And, right, there's my bookshelf. There's the good books, there's the dime-store shit-tier atrocities I keep to remind myself that you don't need talent to make shitloads of money, and... over there? Just shop manuals. What? Oh, that's a chemical hood. For chemists, when they work on crazy shit that might catch fire, they can slam that lid down and turn on fans and smother it or whatever.... Well, uh, let's just say the Feds really frown on certain shop manuals being in the same house as milling machines and sheet-steel stampers. So. You know.

Oh, that? It's a Roomba. Eh? Just hit the switch on the side and you'll find out. Just get the hell out after you do, that one's a factory second I got from a guy I know, it's torque governor is a bit, um.

>>8871673
How about talking and teaching her about the outside world? For her the outside world's science is magic as well, thus you can have a starting point to get her interest. You shall have to work you way quite hard but at the end it's more likely you might be her friend and co-researcher than just her employee/servant.

Looking through this thread is interesting, because all of the photos of her are my favorites. I even have the OP pic printed out and framed. It's just gorgeous.

I have science, she has magic... TOGETHER WE CAN TAKE OVER THIS PUNY WORLD! NO ONE SHALL STAND IN OUT WAY!

>>8872208
>I have science
She sits around reading books all day and managed to build a rocket with a few scraps of information from a shop.

She is a better scientist than you.

I could think of many worse places to be. Much welcomed, your company is appreciated. I hope you will find my book selection sufficient.

>>8871732
>This is the last time anon will be lewdifying the SDM.
Oh, no it won't.

/jp/ remember Patchy has hips!

Delicious canon bags under Patchy's eyes.

>>8873594
Woah!

I'd gently lick under her eyes!

>>8873594
If hirasaka style is canon, I would be rather content actually.

>>8872224
I once blew up a whole island nation using a chicken brain and some tin foil. You were saying?

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Youmu_Konpaku
> Species Half-human half-yuurei

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Talk:Yuurei
> No, yuurei does not have to go. It is an established enough English word that it can be used without being a barrier to most people.--としあき 18:04, 18 April 2012 (UTC)

...

Best Touhou named after a plant

>>8874980
what's the issue?

Patchy has hips!

>>8875093

S-she does! Patchy has hips!

>>8875073
Autism.
Severe Autism.
Severe "pure nippon words are superior to dirty gaijin words" Autism.

But I'm sad for polluting Patche's thread with this.

Witches..

>>8875463
Witches get put on trial.

>>8875345
You also complain about that they use the word "youkai" and not demon? I think it's ok to note down the difference when there are different types of ghosts in Gensokyo (E.g Yuyuko is bourei and Mima is onryou). Seems like you're just looking for reasons to call this guy out. (Sorry, Patche thread)

Hips.

>>8875093
>>8875188
>>8875662

Where the heck is that gif of >>8866309 shaking those cursed hips? I swear I fucking saved it...

What did you think of Patchy's chapter? I thought she looked very cute and not as fat as the other girls.

>>8875929

I don't know, but I'd like this too.

>>8875929

Here. It's not the gif, but it's basically the same thing, only sped up.

>>8876018

Got to love those canon eyebags.

>>8876228

That must be some retarded mid-frame shot. Look at her eyes.

>>8876291
Its eyeshadow you fucking dumbass, god its like you've never even seen a woman before.

>>8877115

She has access to make-up?

>>8877080
It's half of the image mirrored, look at the text.

>>8876018
It was cute. I was hoping the fairies would dig her out of that book pile, and Voile's canon design is still pretty lame, but it was still good.

I can't even look at her in the eye after what happened a few days ago.

The first thing I thought of when I saw the opening post:

"Patchouli Knowledge arrives at the Scarlet Devil Mansion...several decades ago."

>>8877932
Hmm? Is there something she should know?

>>8877889
I agree, from the parts we saw it looks like some kind of octagon shaped room. However, I'd like to think that the parts we didn't see were filled with rows of shelves. At the very least it was sort of unique looking. I wonder where Flan's room is down there.

>>8876228

Hah, yeah, that sums how it was very well.

>>8877080

The "gif" was just >>8866309 reversing itself. It made Patchy have that retarded look the entire time, and that's why it was funny.

Patchy has hips!

The other day I have seen soap with "Patchouli" imprinted on it on a market

>>8884680

They must be fans of Patchy-sama and named it after her ^^

>>8884700
Silly anon, of course I know that's not the case.
But still, imagine washing yourself with a soap with her name on it..

It'd be great if GET numbers were skipped, so they could never be gotten.

>>8884740

>>8884680

>>8886812
congrats on the marriage

>>8871621
I'M BEHOLDING

>>8872050
Brave man.

>>8876018
>Oriental Sacred Place 15
>15
Jesus... I left it at 13, brb downloading.