/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Stay mad bitch nigga

>yfw I've rejected women

get out of jp

If anything magically appeared on my bed, I would scream and try to kill it.

Nope. I haven't in my entire life desired sex. I am a robot.

3DPD is a meme and also visitors from /a/ trying too hard to fit in.

>>8865656
Pretty much this.

Well there aren't any magically appearing naked women around, so your argument is rather pointless and boils down to "STOP BEING DIFFERENT"

HHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Are you serious? You're fucking serious aren't you? Oh my sides.

>>8865644
what is your point, nerd?
i would really like to understand why you think that fact makes a difference

What if she wasn't my type?

That's right, the main reason people don't want sex is because they don't want to deal with women.
I sex magically appeared in the bed most people would take it, if it's a woman she would be kicked out, /jp/ being mysoginist is an old new.

>Human beings primary function in life is to mate and reproduce.
Wrong. It's to survive to live x amount of years and die.

I wouldn't steal 1 million dollars, but if 1 million stolen dollars were handed to me and I could spend it all without consequence, I'd do it.

this is like saying that if i like spaghetti that i would not eat lobster if i was offered

Does this kind of sorcery exist where things magically appear in your bedroom?

Never heard this argument before!

Believe it or not, some people aren't so dense. Even if I wanted a sexual relationship with a 3D woman, I'd at least want to date her and such first. Men have, believe it or not, came across nude women before, or rejected sex when it was offered to them.

As it stands I really no longer find 3D attractive. 2D is a superior idealization and the internet has spoiled me. I can no longer settle for less.

IHBT.

>delete nocturnes threads
>leave this shit

>>8865686
http://archive.org/details/lesserkeysolomo00laurgoog

Get reading.

Yeah right, faggot, you can cover you ears and chant LALALA I CANT HEAR YOU but that is not going to change anything.

How could you even consider intimacy with someone who just appeared out of nowhere that moment?

I'd at least want to know what's going on and understand what they're doing naked.

I have no issues with 3D women as far as their appearance, but I despise them for emotional reasons and that makes it impossible for me to want to do anything sexual with them.

Human behavior is disgusting. I hate how deceitful everyone is, especially when it comes to dating and relationships. The whole "cat and mouse" act of dating is just detestable. Playing hard to get, not being open about your feelings or saying what is on your mind, flirting, it's all so dishonest. Even socialization in general is like this, just the masks that people put up to hide their real personalities when they talk to each other. Politeness for example is widely accepted as a good thing, but politeness is just lying. Hide your real feelings, say something polite instead. Everyone does it.

Tell me how I can avoid this and then I'll gladly date someone. The problem is that you can't avoid it because every human on the planet does it and anonymous discussions are the closest thing you can get to genuine, honest socialization.

>>8865754
Not everyone hides their feelings because they are trying to fuck you up and deceive you, you know.

moe is the only thing that gives me dopamine anymore, and I can't get it up for 3Dpigs.

>>8865754
Find someone with autism.

I can't get erect for anything other than 2D and I hate the way women smell.

>>8865768

>because they are trying to fuck you up and deceive you

It doesn't matter though. I can't stand any kind of dishonesty. Even if they are lying to avoid hurting my feelings. Lies are lies, the intent doesn't matter.

People seem to think that lying is only bad when it hurts someone, but that's not true. Honesty is the only thing we have. Language is already such a clumsy and limited way to exchange our thoughts and ideas, but if you can't even be honest about the words you're saying then it becomes even more difficult than it already is.

Just always be honest. It's so simple but no one can seem to do it.

I don't want to have Sex with a woman that doesn't love me

>>8865644

Nope. I've turned down 3D sex before when it was pushed onto me, by a 16yr old slut. I've never felt the need to have someone 3D when 2D and toys feels better in every single respect, except human emotional contact. But your average woman is as emotionally committed to you as a bag of Onions.

first sane thing you should do is call the police

this thread
my face

OP forcing retarded opinions on others
Anons acting all try hard and retarded

Someone burn this thread down for me

>>8865809
But you lie to yourself all the time, kid.

>>8865827

>But you lie to yourself all the time
>lie to yourself

How is that even possible?

The fact that /jp/ is even bumping this is a sign that /v/ and /a/ has taken over the userbase.

>>8865826
Why do you always insist your opinions are absolute and you are a shinning light for us unwashed lessers? People have different experiences in life and have come to different conclusions. There is no absolute one way to look at this issue.

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^ Trolled line. Everyone replying to OP is dumb as shit and should get the fuck out of /jp/ for not recognizing the post.

>>8865829
In his limited perception he can't understand that there are people that don't care to fuck like bunnies. Don't bother with him

>>8865754
>>8865809

Plenty of people like this. They have autism/asperger's. Find the one that blurts out rude things in the middle of conversations and date them.

>>8865836
I'm replying to you so I'm safe

I don't leave my house if I did and gave a shit I probably could get laid.

>>8865644

Sup King of /jp/.

>>8865840
Because OP is aiming to troll of a few nerds

and he is managing quite well with this thread

So many try hard with 3DPD

No 1 on /jp/ should give a fuck if someone likes 2D or 3D and thats it , this threads are all pointless and have nothing to do with /jp/

all dose hambhoigas

For the most part this is correct.

However right now my digestive system is waging a war on shit and I'm building up the will to take a massive poop. So this is one of the times I'd turn down sex no matter who it was.

>>8865860
Can you just kill yourself already? I'm afraid you'll reproduce and spread your genes.

>>8865874

He's right. Are you embarrassed that you're new enough to bump an old stale troll thread?

>>8865874
Oh look a internet tough guy
grow up kid , you aren't cool for acting like a fucking idiot subhuman go back to /a/ or /v/

I am not supporting this retarded threads about 2D vs 3D

where is the fucking janitor
stop laughing and delete this shit already

>mfw you guys are rejecting sex

Don't avoid the system, dominate it.

I love to get into bitches pants and use them as my personal sex toys, then toss them out when I get bored. Funny thing is, the never find out I'm cheating on them with 4 other girls, or that I basically use them for sex.

Sometimes for shits and giggles though I allow myself to get caught just to see the bitch get upset that I stuck my dick in somewhere else. Just cause you hate woman doesn't mean you have to avoid them at all costs. Just treat them like toys.

>>8865884
>you aren't cool for acting like a fucking idiot

The irony hurts, stop pretending to be some shining example of a good poster.

>>8865865
HAMBOIGAS? ON /JP/?

>>8865894

He doesn't shitpost like every other triptard.

>>8865898
You must be very new then

>>8865644

yah, you're right OP. I'd fuck that girl in your post if she came at me and offered sex with no strings attached.
sure, why not? it would feel good.

but there's no point in discussing such a fictitious scenario. the chances of something like that happening are about the same as the chances of me getting warped into gensokyo tomorrow and sexing up yuuka.
it's something so ridiculous that it's a moot point.
your entire argument is retarded.

>>8865896
I rape kittens while murdering babies.

>>8865892
hamboighas everywere

>>8865898
"king" pls go

>>8865896
get on my level, I adopt abandoned little girls to rape them and torture them in my basement.

>>8865894

If you'd been here longer than the release date of Katawa Shoujo, you'd know that KoJ is by far one of the better trips we have on this board. Back to /a/ with you.

sex with 3D is disgusting and anyone who likes it is probably disgusting as well.

ITT: autism reaches critical levels, threatens to overwhelm earth

>>8865920
King of /jp/ was permabanned, d00d.

>>8865920
Its painful and amusing to listen to you dig yourself deeper in to that hole of yours.

OP's image just makes me feel sad.

Did you know that the real Aya didn't actually have a boyfriend? That just about says all you need to know about the real world, doesn't it?

>>8865644
OP.

If the girl you posted on your thread magically appeared naked on my bed right now, she wouldn't be a virgin anymore. That's one of the most prettiest faces I have ever seen in an oriental girl!

I have no idea about basketball, but I would score a basket in her's, if you know what I mean.

>>8865930

That was my first post in this thread. Nice try though, tiger.

>>8865894
Irony?

You are enjoying this retarded threads?
2D vs 3D ?

Please go back to /v/ or /a/ cause honestly no 1 from /jp/ gives a shit about this 2D vs 3D whats better.

Successful troll thread is successful. Have a bump for a job well done, OP.

>>8865938
Ya huh

>>8865929

explain further please.

>>8865941
I was everyone ITT but OP and I posted ironically.

Joke's on you nerd, YHBT.

>>8865938
Actually I'm not really with OP, he's giving a ridiculous scenario and isn't proving anything, and you're only making even more of a parody of yourself.

>>8865936
i would put my ball in her basket if u know what a mean

>>8865937
and evidently first post on the board as well, it would seem

>>8865936
she wouldn't be a virgin in the first place nooblord. And cool bump

>>8865896
That's nice for you, but if I'd do that I'd hate myself too much.
And I'm not really interested in sex, but in a loving relationship.

Sex is overrated and I don't see the benefit of it if you don't love the other person.
Seriously, why not just masturbate?

King of /jp/ you seem like a pretty down to earth guy. Where do you live again? We should get a beer together if I'm traveling through the area.

>>8865896
which VN was this in

>>8865962

Because a woman's vagina feels good and if you say why not just masturbate it's obvious you haven't been in one.

When you masturbate you say this is the greatest thing ever.

Then when you have sex with a condom you say this totally beats masturbating.

Then when you have sex without a condom you are unable to be satisfied with fapping or sex with a condom again.

And if your looking for a loving relationship in 3D girls, then you are doing it wrong.

>>8865962
Because it feels more kimochi if you're with someone else. Just like how you can't tickle yourself there's things that only the hands and bodies and genitals of another person can do.

>>8865952
The drama series, 1 Litre of Tears, is based on the true story of Aya Kito, a girl who died young of spinocerebellar ataxia.

Her mother requested that the writers give her character a boyfriend in the series, despite this not being the case in real life, because she had always been upset about the fact that her daughter had died alone, with all of her friends having moved on with their lives while she stayed in hospital getting gradually worse. Reading her diaries and then watching the drama again is really emotionally taxing because you can pretty much see exactly where reality begins and ends and it has disillusioned me even more than I already was. The real world is a terrible place where sick girls die alone and I would much rather pretend to live in one where they don't.

>>8865990
What? I can tickle myself just fine.

>>8865991

>Then when you have sex with a condom you say this totally beats masturbating

You've never had sex.

>>8865991
>When you masturbate you say this is the greatest thing ever
Not really.
I never really thought that after masturbating, just a mix of guild and self disgust.
The only time I feel good after masturbating is when masturbating to pictures of my boyfriend

>>8866009

>boyfriend

I hope for your sake you are gay

Sex is so gross and lame. If you're above 18 (that is, gotten past the "want to fuck everyone and everything alive" phase) and have a functional brain, I see no reason for anyone to engage in it with anyone they don't genuinely like/love.

>>8866012

My second sentence didn't make much sense, but I hope you got the gist of what I meant.

If, magically, my ideal 3D girl appeared in my bed, or in my chair, or anywhere, naked or not, and magically, she wanted only me (that'd require some high level magic indeed), why the fuck would I waste time having sex with her? Sex would go to the backlog, below Valkyrie Profile and Sharnoth.
We'd chat about our lives and desires, eat ice cream, buy pretty clothes, make horrible puns, compare our myopias, learn classy dance steps, and more. I wouldn't even think about sex until we were bored.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k&ob=av2e

>delete my cavity thread
>leave this shit

Schizoid Personality Disorder:
>>Many schizoids have a healthy sex drive but some prefer to masturbate rather than deal with the social aspects of finding a sexual partner. Therefore, their need for sex may appear to be less than those who do not have SPD, as individuals with SPD prefer to remain alone and detached.
>>When having sex, individuals with SPD often feel that their personal space is being violated, and they commonly feel that masturbation or sexual abstinence is preferable to the emotional closeness they must tolerate when having sex.

>>8866086
what you gonna do nerd

Schizoid Personality Disorder doesn't really exist.

>>8866086

That's not how you quote. Kinky return to /a/.

>>8866086
I was surprised by that too,
cavities is just as much /jp/ related as depression and neet threads (they aren't really but whatever).

Much more than this piece of shit thread at least

>>8866142
Janitor is fucking with us