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>>8864495
A few weeks ago*

Hope you guys like Kobato!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods

Supporting interesting thread!

Don't do it Anon! I still love you. ;_;

>>8864539
Thanks, but that wasn't it (and I certainly would have been able to find that again) I remember it was oriented towards medicine-based methods of suicide.

>>8864558
I love you too, anon! Let's do it together!

>>8864596

O-okay!

you mean this one?

http://fringe.davesource.com/Fringe/Information/Suicide_FAQ.html

see you on the other side

>>8864681
Thanks, but that isn't it either.

I remember seeing a "Peaceful Pill Handbook" hosted on Mediafire and posted at /jp/ numerous times, but I don't happen to have the link on me. Is that what you mean?

>>8864793
http://www.mediafire.com/?c4ryqc5g92tpqlz

I almost posted this straight away, but then I noticed OP specifically said "wiki" (and then I posted >>8864539 like a baka).

Taking advice from living people about suicide methods seems somehow pointless.

Why are you killing yourself?

I like talking to you and all my others /jp/ friends

>>8864808
So far this seems like a bunch of poop.

>>8864793
It's very lame book. It doesn't help at all and it's just for old people.

shit i really would like to mail order cpap mask and tubing but it seems there are few vendors who mail order that for a reasonable price in canada.

here is my current plan to carry out in the coming months:
acquire cpap equipment (there seems to be a local vendor in a city near me)
rent an apartment/hotel room/something like that
buy a helium tank from a retail store

problem is i only have around $ 200 cash, and if i use large debit/credit purchases it might alert my parents

I vouch for the helium method.

>>8864845
Well best we can do is methods from observation. What we can observe is methods that work against methods that don't work.
Hanging is probably the easiest overall. So long as the rope is strong, the knot tight, and the thing you tie it to strong enough to support your weight, you can't really fuck it up.


Asphyxiation is noted for its extreme lethality in industrial settings- atmospheres without oxygen are common in the chemical industry, and deaths happen in twos.
Someone goes into the room, not knowing the atmosphere, and collapses and dies. Just like that.
then someone else comes in to see what's wrong and he dies as well.
You know what's surprising about asphyxiation? You'd expect that you'd last as long as you can hold your breathe, but that's not what happens. You pass out immediately.

>>8864875
Pre-paid cards. Paypal.
There are ways.

If you really got the balls to suicide then just stop breathing. You don't need guns, knives or drugs to do it. Otherwise you're just an attention whoring piece of shit. Get over yourself and fix your own problems.

I don't understand why suicide is such a hassle.
The governments of the world are all trying to enslave us by having anti suicide laws.
Had it not been for these laws then there would be a variety of firms providing easy and pleasant ways to exit this world.
What we instead have is shaming, blaming and condemnation of that which should be within anyone's ability to do at their discretion.
Again, this is all done to keep the lower classes (both monetary and outlook wise) in slavery to corporations and the successful.

>>8864899
But i want to kill myself because i am a weak, worthless person who feels strongly about nothing.
Changing that just to kill myself seems counter intuitive.

Is it possible to suicide by food poisoning, like eating something unhealthy or preparing food with strange method?

>>8864899
This doesn't actually work. Even if you somehow managed to hold your breath until you went unconscious (which I really have my doubts as to whether anyone could do that, regardless of how much you want to die), you would start breathing again at some point, purely on instinct. You would just wake up later, and realize you're still alive. And if you try again, the same thing would probably happen.

But if you really are badass and want to commit suicide on your own, then bite your tongue off. That's the old-fashioned way. Better yet, drink bleach or set yourself on fire.

>>8864925

If you can't feel strongly about something then I'll give you something.

Grow saffrons.
http://www.vegetablegardener.com/item/2405/how-to-grow-saffron/page/all
Learn how to grow them, acquire the means of growing them, and grow them. Make this your life.

To learn how to grow, to get the materials to grow, you need money. So get a part time job to get money. Grow some fucking saffrons. If in the face of a goal given to you, you who don't feel strongly about anything, and you don't want to do it -- then put a plastic bag over your face and die.

>>8864681
This seems quite good, looking at the sources and such.
>>8864909
Im with you on this. I think legal suicide might actual help with the over population and whatnot I guess. Though goverments need their slaves like you said. What a shame.

>>8864925

I'll be your girlfriend if you want.

>>8864952
but how does one grow homosexual flowers without going outside?
surely the twilight of my room would kill any normal living thing.

>>8864909

Well it costs a lot of money to raise you and educate you for you to throw it all down the drain because you got a little sad you fucking sheep.

>>8864962
>then put a plastic bag over your face and die.

>>8864877
Personally I'd go for the charcoal-burning method, mostly because the materials are more accessible and inconspicuous, but I'm concerned about how the built-up carbon monoxide could kill the family member who discovered my body.

>>8864970
That wouldn't work either unless he restrains his hands or ODs to stay unconscious.

>>8864961
But i never asked to be raised or educated or spent money on.
Besides, my family is fairly poor, spiteful, dysfunctional and secluded, hardly the great contributors to society.

Can i not be allowed make a choice of weather i want to continue existing or not now that i have reached an age where i have a fairly good sample of society/life?

And again, you are implying that we are all just human capital, an investment by others that the government is required to safekeep.

>>8864982
>but I'm concerned about how the built-up carbon monoxide could kill the family member who discovered my body.

Why would you care? You don't care about anything, you're dead already. Anything that happens after you die might as well not exist.
You only still care about that because you're still alive. Might want to fix that.

>>8864961
Then why the fuck did they waste their time doing so? I never wanted to be alive. It's their fault for not letting me die earlier.

>>8864989
I read this manual called Final Exit and it recommended a combination of sleeping pills, rubber bands and plastic bag.

>>8864988

Then die. If you really don't want to 'exist' anymore, die. Smash your head through this monitor and cut/stab your neck with anything sharp nearby. If you feel so strongly then die. Otherwise get over yourself.

>>8864997
>>8864988

There's something you guys don't seem to understand. People don't look down on people who suicide because they want to die. They look down on you guys because more often than not you have stupid reasons to want to and are basically a bunch of whiners.
Not long ago there was a woman who had a tumor the size of a basketball in the middle of her face and was going to die soon and was in terrible pain. That woman had a valid reason to choose suicide.
Why do YOU want to die? Because your mommy and daddy didn't hug you enough?

This makes me wonder why there are not more lobbyists for suicide in the US.
Surely there is great money to be made from mass producing suicide, i mean the nazis managed to do it on an industrial scale.
And there is surely is also ample demand for it, just look at /jp/, other neets and old people

>>8865007
who the fuck cares, if they want to die it's none of your fucking business the reason they have to

the one who is going to die is not you, get over it.

>>8865007
Don't assume that's why they want to die. You know absolutely nothing about them. Stop generalizing.

Stop replying to Taiga.

>>8865012

It's not a moral issue, it's just a stupid thing to do. You'd basically be legalizing murder since anyone could walk into a room, make up a few papers and then kill you.

shut up nerds

>>8865018

Are you stupid? If they want to die then they can do it. I'm not stopping them. I wouldn't even be able to stop them if I wanted to.
But I AM going to judge them, and so will society. Or are you trying to stop me from having opinions?

>>8865000
Final Exit actually invented the exit bag. A few people have made improvements though, and you can find video tutorials on YouTube (or Vimeo--last I checked YouTube were removing these sorts of videos).

>>8865027
y-you too

>>8865023
> You'd basically be legalizing murder since anyone could walk into a room, make up a few papers and then kill you.

Do you even read the shite you type?

>>8865007
what is a valid reason for suicide?
that woman could have had a happy life before; many friends, loving relatives, happy memories.
many of us have never experienced basic things which drive people to continue living, why are other people allowed to determine how we live/leave our lives?

>>8865023
so why are people allowed to drive? i mean legalized driving is practically asking for people to come crashing at you at mach speeds

>>8865031
Yes I am
Come at me, fag

>>8865017

I didn't assume anything. You just have poor skills at reading my thoughts from my written speech, or maybe I suck at communicating. Though if I had to bet I'd say the problem is you, and I tend to be right so I'd bet hard on it.

>>8865031
Don't abuse the image field by including an avatar with your posts. You are already using a name and tripcode. Your posts are no more important than anyone else's.

>>8865038

Can I come at you from behind?...

>>8865031
the problem i have is that this view on suicide forces many people to live lives that they would much rather not as they have no easy alternative.
just because you had a privileged life don't assume everyone else did as well.

>>8865044
If you have to ask, then no.
You are the who will get from behind.

>>8865043

So if there's a function which is not illegal to use I should refrain from using it just because it hurts your cultural sensitivities?
I'm sorry, but I disagree. You're free to judge me for my actions. You're free to point at me and say "look at that baka avatarfagging on the internets", but you can't tell me what to do. I do take suggestions though.
Also if I wanted to live in a police state I'd move to America.