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yuuka pls go away you dont fool me

I thought that Yuuka was a dryad or something. Dryads are not elvenfolk.

No thanks, Yuuka canonically eats humans.

>>8863757
faeries?
I believe they burn quite well.

Seems legit, guys.

Sure, what could possibly go wrong?

I wouldn't do it, we already killed nature once on this side, don't let it spread to over there.

>>8863769
All youkai do. Don't believe the fan wank that they don't, or that it's all grimdark. Monsters eat humans, that's how fantasy works.

Only if you promise to eat me while I'm still alive

>>8863789
Let's not go there, for fucks sake.

>>8863789

She won't manage to eat me, if I eat her first!

I don't think being eaten is as bad as everyone acts like

It's actually very romantic, she wants you inside of her

>>8863794
Go where? There's nothing disagreeable with what I'm saying. Youkai (including Yuuka) eat humans. It explicitly says so in the intro text files for the Windows games.

how the HELL is she shooting spiderwebs from her forehead?
I understand the hand thing is like spiderman, but...

>>8863805
I think she's meant to be pressed against/breaking through glass.

...

>>8863807

>>8863764
Dryads are a subset of nymphs, which are pretty much equivalent to Gensokyo's fairies.

>>8863802
Except that's wrong, you dummy.

The person you replied to expressed his concern about this thread turning into yet another pointless discussion with GRIMDARKfags like you. It's understandable some people are tired of it, it happens way too often.

>>8863789
Not all youkai eat humans though, hell not all youkai are inherently evil to begin with.

>>8863806
I'm somewhat disappointed that her breasts aren't also causing cracks, but maybe that'd make the picture look too messy.

>>8863757


Oh my, hello Yuuka. It's always wonderful to have your magnificent presence.

>>8863789
Fantasy works when I can imagine whatever the hell I want. And that is lewd.

>>8863789
>All youkai do.
Hina.
Your move nerd.

>>8863921
Not the guy you are responding to but Hina is a goddess.

>>8863927
Nitori. Yamame. Keine. Alice.

>>8863927
>妖怪は私の敵
>あんたは妖怪
quoting reimu

Not all youkai eat humans. And some feed from humans in different ways. Like from eating human fear.

But most kill and eat humans. ZUN agreed.

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It is all your fantasy and imagination. Something you play because you are autistic, or listen to because you're socially retarded, or jerk off to because you are horny.

These ladies are not real. You will never meet them, have sex with them, eat their scat, sniff their farts or be eaten by them.

Please go back to /a/ if you cannot contain your shitposting.

Thank you for reading.

>>8863943
Kappas eat humans, so would do giant spiders, keine is half youkai, she is still human, think of her like licantropy os probably she does attack anyone during night, alice is a human that accended to youkai due to high level magic, she keeps her human mind and therefore doesn't eat humans.

>>8863946
Yeah, but she is still a goddness.

>>8863946
That's a pretty convenient definition.

>>8863956
No, actually, he repeatedly and markedly disagreed.

>>8863961
This is why you have no friends.

>>8863967
>No, actually, he repeatedly and markedly disagreed.
Cool story bro.

>>8863980
are you going to make points or spout memes

>>8863967
> No, actually, he repeatedly and markedly disagreed.
Sources, please.

He explicitly says youkai eat humans in the Perfect Cherry Blossom prologue.txt.

>>8863963
nu-uh, I'll rather believe reimu who fights the things all the time than some dude on /jp/

>>8863990
You know, people who would agree with you will also state that those prologues are also inaccurate.

>>8863967

>Nonetheless, the main diet of youkai is, of course, humans.
>Natural products are especially popular. Food-gathering teams would go out at regular intervals to hunt humans.
>Of course, the youkai couldn't let the humans know that they were on to them. Under the guise of various accidents and incidents of people running away from home, the youkai hunted humans.
>A simple missing person would barely even make the news; meanwhile, the humans living in the human world only multiplied.

I thought youkai came up with therule that they can't eat humans or something

Either way Yuuka never leaves her garden so she can't eat humans

>>8864006
>Of course, the youkai couldn't let the humans know that they were on to them.

But that doesn't make sense, the humans in Gensokyo know youkai eat humans.

>>8863998
Well the manga, then. I recall one of them mentioned a pact between humans and youkai forbidding youkai from eating Human Village inhabitants.

Other humans are fair game, which is why Gensokyo is scary to humans who can't make it to the Hakurei Shrine or Human Village.

>>8864006
Emphasis: outside the barrier.

MONSTERS EAT HUMANS
ALL THOSE FAIRY TALES YOU READ AS A KID ARE NOW GRIMDARK AS FUCK
IMAGINE SOME FUCKING WOLFMAN DEVOURING A HUMAN ALIVE, TEARING AWAY AT HIS FLESH AND SWALLOWING HIM WHOLE WHILE HE SCREAMS IN AGONY
THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE STORYTOLD AS A FOUR YEAR OLD

>>8864009
>>8864012

Read the whole thing.

It's talking about gensokyo youkai hunting people in the outside world.

>>8864024
>wolfman
Do you mean werewolf? are you hispanic in case?

If you were Youkai, would you eat humans?

>>8864045
If they tasted good, why not?

>>8864024
I NEVER MATURED BEYOND 16
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT A WORLD OF FANTASY IS A PARADISE

>>8864048
If you were Youkai, would you fuck humans?
I bet the Youkai in Gensokyo make threads about which human they would eat and/or fuck.

>>8864035
I was thinking of Little Red Riding Hood, since that's the most obvious monster-eats-human story. The wolf was anthropomorphic, but I don't think he was a werewolf.

>>8864055
I bet they all want to brutally rape and eat Reimu and Marisa. Agree?

>>8864045
If other food was available and tasted good enough, I wouldn't. However I'd gladly attack human strangers and have my way with them.

>>8864054
Didn’t the girl survive in Little Red Riding Hood?
I think a hunter cut the wolf open and rescued the girl and her grandmother.

>>8864062
The original version had a woodsman save the girl and her grandmother by pretty much gutting the wolf and filling him with rocks

>>8864069
Yes that’s the version I always heard and had on a cassette.

Pigs are smarter than dogs. Do humans give a shit about that?

Youkai are just above humans on the food chain.

>>8863776
>They do not eat only humans, but animals, birds, fish, vegetables, fruits, alcohol and other things humans normally eat.
>Still, they consider humans a delicacy above all else.

Just imagine that youkai treat humans like, I dunno, truffles or some other uncommon delicacy and it might make it more acceptable.

>>8864006
>The Gensokyo Record is fairly suspect. It's not like they let anyone hear it, and no one has any idea when or
where someone's looking. That's a transcript among the people living in Gensokyo. It was not necessarily read
at the same time as the story took place. In a sense, the content is common knowledge of Gensokyo recognized by the humans. However, there is a continuation of the Gensokyo Record that was abridged out of the manual, and a variety of events are recorded in it. It's not just stories about Reimu and company written
there, though. It describes a variety of events that have occurred in Gensokyo.
>The problem is, no one knows whether the original of this transcript exists, or even if it does, no one knows
where. All sorts of people have copied it and even added new anecdotes without permission. (You can see from
how the additional material is written that it was added on by someone quite recently.) In short, the copiers'
intentions have interfered. Naturally, since the transcript is in regard to the entire contents, not just for
the guide portion, additions and deletions stemming from typos, omissions, or arbitrary interpretations have
rapidly changed the content. There is simply no way one can say such a book is capable of conveying the truth.
>In short, being able to look at this and imagine (or expect, in this case) that it was embellished by the
shrine maiden's hand is the same as thinking, "There is no way I can trust the contents of this record."

>>8864061
As a human I think Reimu and Marisa are heroes.

>>8864078
They would have to, really. Humans are rare.

>>8864006
>The Gensokyo Record is fairly suspect. It's not like they let anyone hear it, and no one has any idea when or where someone's looking. That's a transcript among the people living in Gensokyo. It was not necessarily read at the same time as the story took place. In a sense, the content is common knowledge of Gensokyo recognized by the humans. However, there is a continuation of the Gensokyo Record that was abridged out of the manual, and a variety of events are recorded in it. It's not just stories about Reimu and company written there, though. It describes a variety of events that have occurred in Gensokyo.
>The problem is, no one knows whether the original of this transcript exists, or even if it does, no one knows where. All sorts of people have copied it and even added new anecdotes without permission. (You can see from how the additional material is written that it was added on by someone quite recently.) In short, the copiers' intentions have interfered. Naturally, since the transcript is in regard to the entire contents, not just for the guide portion, additions and deletions stemming from typos, omissions, or arbitrary interpretations have rapidly changed the content. There is simply no way one can say such a book is capable of conveying the truth.
>In short, being able to look at this and imagine (or expect, in this case) that it was embellished by the shrine maiden's hand is the same as thinking, "There is no way I can trust the contents of this record."

>>8864091
Are you going to apply that to every piece of canon you dislike?

>>8864094
Grimdarkfags do the exact same thing, you know. In fact they're usually the ones to bring it up first.

>>8864094
It would be pretty silly to apply something that refers solely and explicitely to Gensokyo Record to something that isn't a Gensokyo Record, wouldn't it?

Fairy must be Gensokyan for sentient ona hole, since that's all they're good for. Pump and dump.

Hello~

>>8864119
That’s really rude.

>>8864119
I don't think ZUN will ever clarify anything sexual on touhou, the sexualization is bad enough as it is.

>>8864145
In my Gensokyo, they all have dicks.

>>8864145
His final act before ending the series will be to reveal that all touhous have multiple boyfriends.

>>8863796
I'd like to eat her too, if you know what I mean.

>>8864145

It's a troll, anon.
Don't talk to it.

Would you trade your life for some youkai sex?

>>8864176
That would make me no more than a normal dying fulfilled after conveying its genetic data.

>>8864139
They're little fairies with tight, tiny, juicy snatches. Ever see one wondering around, trick it to come near you with some sweet treats, fuck it, and wipe your dick on it's face and a kiss. They're everywhere, so You'll never run out of cute fairies to fill up with cum.

>>8864197
You'd be less, you'd pretty much be a human equivalent to a salmon.

Me, I wouldn't give up a live of uncertainty for a moment of pleasure

I bet modern humans taste disgusting anyway.
Our bodies are full of poisons, chemicals, processed foods, and bad mineral deposits. There isn't a single creature in the animal kingdom that actually likes human flesh. Even sharks spit out human flesh unless they are completely starved. People in shark or wolf attacks usually die from injuries and blood loss.

Human village humans might be ok, but definitely not modern humans.

I'd let her in though. Magic can't do shit in the outside world. If she ever tries anything funny, I'd shoot her.
I'd show her my bleeding heart flowers. I love bleeding hearts.

>>8864259
I like flowers, but god bleeding hearts look weird.

>>8864259
Shhh, you can't let them know about our secret plans of becoming inedible to them, you'll ruin the entire invasion.

>>8864259

Anon, she still has her powers. Also, nature doesn't bleed blood. Don't be full of yourself.

>>8864259
when was it said that youkai lose their spiritual power when they go outside gensokyo?

>>8864259

The way it's described, it looks like they just like human flesh because YES. As if it tastes unbelievably good just because they're youkai.

Like the "a celestial's meat is deadly poison to youkai" thing.

I bet human sperm is considered a delicacy. Just like fish milt.

So if I keep providing the youkai with LOTS of food (enough to keep it in the youkai's best interest to keep me alive) I would be able to survive. Right?

>>8864259
Fast food can taste good despite being shit.

>>8864315
Us eating fast food is why we taste like shit.
Fast food as it is presented is designed to taste good.
Humans are not and are full of the horrible parts of fast food, the parts that stay behind and don't taste good.

>>8864271
Bleeding Hearts are my favorite flower.
I think they look beautiful.
I used to go around my property as a kid and collect the heart pieces from the flowers and scatter them across our land. Only a few though, I didn't want to hurt the flowers.

>>8864357

Get a trip already Yuuka, you can't fool anyone.

I really want a butterfly Touhou.

Just imagine her relationship with Yuuka.

>>8864409
I love bleeding hearts.
Won't you show me yours?

>>8864444
Here you ho.

>>8864482
Don't call Star such offensive names!

>>8864482

She's a fairy though.

That's quite a difference.

>>8864470
Sure thing Yuuka.