/jp/ - Otaku Culture

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RRg1LMPAqC

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w7h1JFmDVr

>>8843096
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

>>8843073
I think this calls for audio of cock sucking dude.

>>8843096

>>8843096
I fell in the Shoah?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVBUGIgwIj

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wz6atU2RzR

Who are you quoting?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A2QBuBpRGm

what the fuck, OP.

>>8843096
>>8843139
>weeaboo
Confirmed for landwhale.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVBUGIgwIj

>>8843143
Me again
Get out of /jp/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02czczAqbjh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B8JDUPNEL1

>>8843153
Probably a male with voice training.

Sparky's girl voice is actually pretty good.

>>8843150

I need more akarin in my life

>>8843069
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LCo2hPTkYu

Most exciting time etc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sLcw6CBcKi

give me stuff to voice i love these threads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dqEi3eIY9L

>>8843185
Do the WHATA FUCK MAN xD kopipe.

>>8843185
You have a good voice.

I own a recording studio and all these puffs of air and pops are annoying the fuck out of me.

>>8843183
You have a pretty cute voice. ;_;

>>8843190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nCTfISLpbh

I'm thinking of getting into youtube voice acting but the whole scene of it and all the drama surrounding it turns me away, but it's still fun.

>>8843200
Stop posting other people's voices you piece of shit.

>>8843195
This. I like slightly obnoxious-sounding American males. I could listen to people like egoraptor or slowbeef for hours.

Landwhales roleplaying as lolis, pls go.

>>8843200
Do Parappa the Rappa again, or give Skype

>>8843200
To be honest, you sound like you can only do one voice. Though that's the case with Nyanners and whoever else.

Pisses me off when I-can-do-a-cute-voice-in-three-different-pitches becomes internet famous but people like the girl who voiced Memories of Phantasm don't.

>>8843200
Do the whole thing, man, you know the one: "I fall of my chair, this is a grat one" et cetera.

>>8843204
Slowbeef says adorable things sometimes. Makes up for Diabetus always being way funnier than him.

>>8843204
You got problems man

>>8843204
He sounds so happy, it's so cute. ;_;

>>8843216
Smooth and sultry voices are the best! I love slowbeef

>>8843216
Tell him to stop playing stupid old games?

>>8843204
Unfortunately my Solid Snake imitation isn't nearly as good as egoraptor's
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zUgxwpmU0I

>>8843223
c-can I kiss you? ;_;

>>8843221
The last games he actually LP'd were like the Metroid Prime trilogy and the Dead to Rights for 360 though?

And Policenauts, but he earned that by helping with the fan translation.

>>8843216
I like slowbeef and all but when it comes to adorableness he's no match for Chipcheezum

>>8843200
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T1iN0EKzTg

I might make a seperate skype account for this if you want me to

>>8843183
Here's my second attempt at flanfly

>>8843211

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qJVccK9KhG

>>8843240
Your normal voice and overly cute squeak doesn't count as "a lot of voices".

>>8843143
>>8843183
>>8843223
This guy makes me cringe.

Please go away

>>8843183
Here's my second attempt at flanfly. I tried it a little faster and with more excitement
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jZzbGfc26b

>>8843216
Diabetus isn't actually too funny on his own. I didn't like his Battletoads LPs because he resorted to gimmicks (I hate LPers who do this). He's good with a partner though. I like that one Link to the Past ROM hack he guested on. The actual LPer sounded slightly autistic and misunderstood jokes and such, but Diabetus made it funny.

>>8843240
...were you about to switch into a British accent at the end there?

Did you give up on that one because it was outside of your regular voice or high-pitched loli voice spectrum?

>>8843252
His Battletoads LP is pretty dated though. Later in that LttP LP when he took over and was doing videos on his own, he was still really funny. But yeah, I agree he's funnier with a partner.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MsM1Cf51JX

This doesn't sound like voice acting. This sounds like someone "putting on" a voice, which every non-mute human being in the world can do. Usually at parties to mock something.

The guy who did the Flanfly thing is better at voice "acting" than you are.

>>8843247
No need to be an ass.

>>8843240
oh god, pour your voice over me please

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xfma6Pxf4L

/jp/ - Let's Play!

>>8843264
I never said I was a voice actor. It's just something I did for fun. I could never get good enough with any of my voices to act with them.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s063Izhyu46C

>>8843264
>What is every anime VA ever.

>>8843275
Where do you live? I want to rape you, and make your tripcode public.

>>8843279
I would pay to see the latter happen.

>>8843275
Can you say I love you Adam~

Ha ha, immature bullshit makes it all worthwhile.

>>8843275
come on bro you could easy do what nyanners has done, and that netted her tons of e-fame

http://youtu.be/lFfs2i0rzPE

I love this guy. He used to do Rorschach tests on /x/, then make videos were he and people on Skype would go over our interpretations/drawings.

His voice is like chocolate.

>>8843287
>>8843290
>Adam
>Bro
Wtf man, she's girl.

>>8843287
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hBZKZPTXxy ok ;_ ;

If anyone wants to add me on skype it's fuwafuwaimouto and maybe I'll get on the account later

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WRIg65PMF3

Well, /jp/?

Someone do "WHAT IS A MAN?"

>>8843299
Yuugi. I hope it would turn her on, and she'd take it as foreplay.

http://vocaroo.com/

>>8843298
i want to lick your feet bro

>>8843319
cool site, thx for sharing :)

>>8843298
By the way, only the completely inexperienced or the utterly braindead can't pick up the signs in your voice.

>>8843298

>>8843299
Any of them. They can fly so it's not a big deal

>>8843303
Anon delivers
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fpPeyQnCoK

>>8843298
a/s/l?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09Mg8JqNw55

>>8843330
Pretty good.

>>8843330
YOU SSSTEAL MENSSS SOULSSSS AND MAKE THEM YOUR SSSLAVESSSSSS

>>8843096
>ashoobimashoukhaa
Lisp, or just bad Japanese? I don't know...

That said, don't do that voice with English. With Japanese it's bearable, with English it's just... agh... am I the only person who can't stand it?

>>8843334
Not fat-sounding enough, 2/10.

>>8843333
it's like i'm really on any social cite

>>8843343
any tips on making myself sound fatter?

>>8843349
You need a cock in your mouth.
Use mine *grabs dick*

>>8843329
Wait, what?
What did she say

>>8843352
she wants to fuck

>>8843334
Needs more emotion and smugness.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YTgbyZCBb7
My attempt.

>>8843335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QqOh8BvcGh

>>8843358
you sound skinnier than me, nerd.

>>8843345
I don't like talking in English either and Japanese is much smoother sounding. ;u;
and you guys act like srs about this like wow stop being bullies this is just fun

>>8843352
she said that she is a man

>>8843352
Anyone who has ever done it, or had it done to them knows the score.

You shouldn't fall for these things so easily anon, I'm worried for you.

>>8843366
WHAT IS A MAN?

>>8843373
a miserable pile of XY chromosomes

>>8843349
I just clenched up my stomach really hard and made my voice go deep as possible.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UzOfEtXU8i

>>8843183
what fuck man xD

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EeMPafsqa1

>>8843378
much better

I just want to be friends with you, /jp/ ;_;

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dIoLL5U1mj

>>8843382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ClkgUJ3KBE

>>8843366
I heard "W" "I" "N"
or " do me adam"

>>8843400
oh god where can i get some french lolis

>>8843382
wow you're really cute!

>>8843400
Yours isn't so bad. With some work you could start really fleecing the big spenders.

>>8843400
A/S/L?

>>8843416
26/m/cali

>>8843400
So cute.

People asking ASL,
>>8843159

>>8843400
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s7tRh7FQU9

>>8843400
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gxGgzVgJa5

>>8843400
i fapped so hard mine dong flew out da window i here its in china now

>>8843450
Is your mouth by chance full of cum?

>>8843451
>>8843450
>>8843436
>>8843423
>>8843413

y'all niggas be trolled easy

>>8843457
Nah, it's still rather obviously a man, but he was much more convincing than the other guy everyone was fawning over.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08plmYhKFE4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sqDBX00HiM
stop it

>>8843459
How many people are there?

>>8843400
oh une autre française sur /jp/, bonjour!

>>8843476

Thats me.

>>8843298
Thanks, but it almost sounded like a japanese girl trying to speak English.

>>8843400
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SC12a9rrJ9

>>8843459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZPW21YrhEl

>>8843464
>Nah, it's still rather obviously a man
That's very feminine sounding man then.

>>8843493
Welcome to practice and possibly hormone treatment.

>>8843493
Indeed, he's rather lucky. With effort and a bit of training it would be damned hard to tell at all.

>>8843498
why should I care if it's a man or a woman? I just want to hear cute voices.

>>8843502
I didn't say you should! Someone else started it, I just made that one post.

>>8843498
If its a decent trap it's better than most women already

>>8843436
Dude, are you from Quebec or something?

>>8843459
Hilarious.

>>8843471
Whoa, je pensais pas que le quota de français sur /jp/ dépassait 1...

Ok, trying something else in English, but my accent is terrible.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N0IEfzP6hJ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DFM8P21Xza
please stop shitting up /jp/

>>8843506
Precisely.

>>8843502
It's all the more reason to care. A good trap is actually worth something.

>>8843506
The same could be said of all transsexuals!

>>8843498
>>8843500
>>8843510
Fuck off, she isn't a trap.

>>8843509
Ya blew it.

>>8843509
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

>>8843518
No need to get so defensive. If it turned out that this person was indeed a trap, would you stop liking him? Would you feel disgusted? You should have a think about your views.

>>8843509
man this nigga just sounds gay now...

>>8843509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x40ccKhvcI
Mon micro est juste a chier ;_;

>>8843509

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bsAGKh0ZMK
Mitä vittua mies.

Hey french trap anon, if you've got a nice face and are willing to shave, be my meido, okay?

I'll shower you in the best bon bons money can buy, and make sure you always have something cute to wear.

Just avoid speaking English whenever possible

Oh God I sound so bad... I'm blushing so hard. Please go easy on me

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05wpOfm2gVg

>>8843362
Can you do something egoraptor related?

>>8843509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aauzkf3nMt

>>8843552
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DicEJ9yHiJ :3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0deQPmP2NLQ

>>8843563
french people are whores for bon bons

>>8843550
Cooooooooooooool.
Now do death scream please.

>>8843563
Will you shave?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01amdG90eAg
ohayouuu /jp/
s-sorry...

>>8843567
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RRg1LMPAqC

>>8843552
>Hey french trap anon
FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS RESPECT GIRLS EMOTIONS ;-;

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LjMKSBJteA

>>8843554
You reminded me of my /f/ browsing days.

>>8843534

Haha ouais non d'un coup on sent l'accent du sud. J'ai un peu du mal avec les accents sudistes non-marseillais.

>>8843552

Sorry, I've got a disgusting face. But I used to be a voice actor in my younger years so I can be some sort of vocal meido in French, English, German or Japanese.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lEz7q6EiHq

>>8843577
I was going to say, there has been a huge lack of ohayos compared to past vocaroo threads.

>>8843591
>voice actor
...

>>8843589
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c4iWJDIoMo

>>8843578
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KdJ3PQOavx

>>8843591
If you're actually fluent in German I'm still willing to stick to the original bargain.

Man, check my cute voice:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NktNvtLX5C

>>8843598
and another
http://vocaroo.com/i/s010loWBlsTe

>>8843591
>Sorry, I've got a disgusting face.

I don't think /jp/ cares as long as you have one

>>8843593
I love yandere :3c

>>8843589
Pedro!?

>>8843606
sparky is yandere as HELL

>>8843593
oh please bro, got any contact information?
i would love to hear more crazy

>>8843534
lol, on dirait du françois pérusse.
Vu comme c'est rare de trouver des français sur /jp/ ça vous tente de rester en contact ? skype dans l'email field

>>8843593

>>8843589
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wBqlLZl2Qq

>>8843636
downloaded as flac

>>8843620

On m'a totalement ignoré ;_;

je suis >>8843556

>>8843602

Actually German is my worst language, I don't know how I manage to live in Berlin and make myself understood...

My favorite german word : Datenschutzbestimmungen

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02KfCBJo5Y0

>>8843636
QUALITY right here

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uPEJYgqQIP

god damn why are women such whores
it doesn't matter, normalfags, shutins, of any conceivable background, women will whore onwards
2D is truly the only sacred thing

mais non mais non, tu n'es pas ignoré.
tu as prononcé gp

>>8843652
Oh well, I won't dish out for nice clothes at that skill level, but you can still have the bon bons until you get better.

>>8843657
I-I'm probably in love.

>>8843657

Dude. Give me more.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0khnEfuGGxf

>>8843651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YlhdijnPAZ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uTh6KEIMG8

>>8843657
this is wonderful

>>8843687
My accent is likely godawful, excuse me for not using english.

>>8843657
What is this?

>>8843695
>>8843687
as well I fucked up the post linking ghaaa.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ruE09g4CN5
i think it's cute, for what it was worth

>>8843687
nous sommes donc condamnés à rester amis d'un soir

>>8843671
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g74ro2RDp2

>Vocaroo
>1183 posts and 21 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

So this is it. This is finally the death-knell of the last good board.

4/12/2012, the end.

>>8843749
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RPcA7u3rDh

>>8843752
We've had these threads before. I never actually listened to any of them because so I don't know if they're as shitty as I suspect they are, though.

>>8843752
It's only over when you stop taking it easy.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kv4ix9jv9v

Les français de /jp/, si vous avez un TS, passez nous voir :

voice.tanksinc.co.cc (pas de pass)

Is there any vocaroo'd version of "WHATA FUCK MAN xD"?

>>8843697
Beatboxing I think.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z6Qtle6Jpv
can someone do better?

>>8843782
Here's one:
>>8843382

>>8843752
So you're complaining about people having some fun, but the months of shitposting and spam before it were just dandy.
No, you're right, 5 pages of nekoarc and >NSJ are far better than this.

>>8843780

I dont want to go on your shitty team speak

>>8843795
take it to /soc/ homes.

>>8843795
There's a whole lot of difference between one person making a lot of shitty threads, which just means that somebody somewhere has too much time, and a lot of people participating in one shitty thread, which means that standards have gone down.

If this thread is indeed shitty, I never listen to any of this shit.

OP here, I just wanted to try a variety of thread ideas. Looks like most of you were enjoying it and some just don't like fun.

>>8843798
Nice pig squealing, from which band are you?

>>8843809
It's actually not that bad. I'm amazed there's a /jp/er with beatboxing chops.

I see your point, but I believe we're only going to die slowly in stagnation if we keep rejecting every single thing. I'm okay with this as long as it doesn't turn into a circlejerk or forced shit.

>>8843798
Yes.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bRWcmTS7oq

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06v6pMej1Es

>>8843832
A very obscure one. You probably never heard of it.

>>8843869
Not better, it's not even pig squealing.

>>8843752
It's ok as there's just a few posts of some fags saying "get out of /jp/" and voicing pastas, but you know it's really shitty when attentionwhores and wannabe "Voice actors" start posting their crap.

The beatboxing one was really good though.

>>8843901
since when are you high king of jaypee bro?

>>8843794
The voice is pretty good, but the quality is terrible. Can anyone rerecord it?

Also, don't pronounce "grat" as "great"

>>8843880
Where you from, mate? That's a sick accent you have.

It's some kind of attempt at not sounding too scandinavian. I can't overcome it completely though.

>>8843948
Thanks for sharing, fag.

>>8843961
Y-you too!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sjTKWlAXHA

>>8843990
this is brilliant

>>8843990

>>8843975
Oh wait, was >>8843948 directed at >>8843923?

I thought you forgot to paste the vocaroo link into your post. S-sorry.

>>8843990
Fucking Donald.

>>8844023
Yes, I forgot to link to it. The fault is mine completely.

>>8843990
oh god that was great

>>8843990
whatafuck man

>>8843990
you owe me one monitor

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q2pHPvbyRo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UeuSp8uk5f

will one of you guys please teach me how to loli voice ;_; please?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e6EMu8O8kT
just boring shit
it rhymed though

>>8844515
morphvox

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GVpFzec2Yj

>>8843400
mon visage quand

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jo2TcQrbbG

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02LKIKXRYp7

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zjazRRg3QY

>Matryoshka not posting in this thread

>>8844604
Oh shut up.

>>8844674
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nMtAXJAuG3

>>8844692
Do that stam 4 strength 4 leather belt thing

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zrHN8GbBP4

That feel when I cannot click one of these. I've spent a large portion of my life here. To be exposed to such a shocking revelation would surely drive me insane. It would be too much to bare to hear the voices behind the (mostly) anonymous world I've dwelt upon for so long.

>>8844706
This

the rest of you are retarded fucks

>>8844699
I tried, I'll save you my embarassment.

>>8844706

you're right! what was I thinking making this thread....a lot of you sound so young.

>>8844654
(. _ .)

>>8844726
These threads are always the same thing on every board. The only one I can imagine being different would be /cgl/. I don't understand what is surprising to you about everyone sounding so young though, I thought that part would be fairly obvious.

Someone should record themselves farting or pooping so I can masturbate to the sounds

>>8844744
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g93uhggfPL

Why is this shit even here? Take it to /soc/.

>>8844654

It's okay I'll fill in for her.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b25Q7BcF8A

>>8844756
i dont even..

>>8844762
I think it's saying "niiii pahhhhh" but it was way to close to the mic or soemthign so it sounds a bit muffled.

>>8844748
>Error
>Sorry, the requested media could not be found. It may have expired or been deleted.

Got cold feet and deleted your fart? It's ok I am sure one would be a bit nervous in letting someone masturbate to their bowels sounds

>>8844768

it's 20 to 4 and I'm trying not be be loud :(

>>8844768
:[

>>8844654
>>8844654
did she ever 'fuck Ulboarax with her dick' yet
i expected her to appear~

>>8844773

What's the story behind this gif? I know it's haruka from idolm@ster, but, I mean, what the fuck?

>>8843400
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MXWOBB2vo3

>>8844827
Dont make fun of Goku u little faggotfucker

>>8844827
Wot did u say about me?

Some background on me, I was born in the remote village of habibi in the outskirts of djibouti to an albanian prostitute where i was raised by an ascetic monk in the azerbaijan mountains before moving to croatia at the age of 5. at the age of 15 I was conscripted into the croatian military where I served as a janitorial technician in iran. After moving to florida at 19, I followed my mothers footsteps and roamed the streets as a prostitute, selling blowjobs for 5 bucks.After a brief stint in rehab, i turned my life around and became a personal trainer. In the past several years I've hunted with the indigenous tribes of sri lanka, found 3 previously unknown star clusters with nothing more than my grandmothers magnifying glass, some ducktape and tinfoil and and have had a statue erected in honor of me in Uzbekistan for peace negotiatians with the native titthibhalad tribe. How about you?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qdsMNBDfJA

>>8844908

>>8844908
one time i masturbated four times in one day

have you ever noticed /jp/ gets REAL shitty when europe wakes up?

>>8844946
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my post.

and I'm being one hundred percent serious.

Sorry we dont post lewd sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that makes good posts, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

>>8844961

>>8844961
im sorry

>>8844912
that was really sweet, anon-san.

>>8844968
Sometimes when I poop, I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set.

I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes.

There's nothing strange about that at all.

I'm an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to.

The founding fathers would have wanted it that way.

Bumping too!

>>8844974
Here, take my care!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dfYGll8NPO

>>8844974

>>8843069
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iEEm0seL9F

mein crazy voice....

>>8844978
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are.

I mean rock-hard stupid.

Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.

You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.

You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid.

>>8844996
You startled the SHIT out of me
fuck you

>>8844996

>>8845005
eye am a prankster wwww

thats my CRAZY yell

>>8844973
Thank you, it means a lot.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZS8EKAXEMp
allday everyday

>>8845019
;_; You're welcome!
Can I hug you!?

>still no matryoshka~
>based queen of /jp/

>>8845021

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BooPUu981Q

>>8845012
Please talk in your real voice

>>8845036
no

>>8845058
Please William?

>I want to hear your cute voices /jp/
>almost all of the posts are made by /a/ and /v/ posters
I don't get it.

>>8845067
http://vocaroo.com/

>>8845067
>>8845067

K for your information, I have seen a otaku. And not one of your crap ass queen of the board homoerotic pussy-cat posters. A real neet otaku, with spaghetti and stains and stink and shit. Don't pull your fucking wierd ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about.

>>8845058
Why not?

Whoa shit I thought I clicked on /a/.

>>8845067

You're one of them with that greentexting.

>>8845025

I seriously don't know where you think you are in that it's appropriate to use /v/ memes.

>>8845093
But how else would they understand me?

http://soundcloud.com/ziirog/hide-your-waifu-hide-your

Not me. Taken from that anon that did these voices long ago.

>>8845067
>>8845067
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L17QRnA7Oe


my answer

>>8845105
>>8845105
I would perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on the rotten taint of a flattened racoon then smoke a blunt rolled with Ronald McDonald's pubic hair if it meant I could stop you from posting these.

>>8845101

By writing English.

I wanted to hear your cute voices /jp/, but almost all of the posts are made by /a/ and /v/ posters.

>>8845096
He's in the /a/b/v/ thread on /jp/ where else?

We normal now.

>>8845109
I laughed, thank you.

>>8845105
You genuinely scare me.
I need more

>>8845122
Np bro, just trying to bring some smiles to this suicidal board.

And bumps.

>>8845096
>>8845096
>Arguing against her sovereignty.

So lewd.

>>8845112
I don't think a big portion of the people posting in this thread can understand a single word of what you just said.

All you people complaining about /a/ and /v/ posters apparently haven't been paying much attention to the state of /jp/ for the past year or so.

>>8845125
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c3CXkSaJDf

^^

>>8845141
No. There is a clear difference between /jp/ shitting all over itself and the quality of posts that you find in this thread.

>>8845112

These threads are usually pretty gay due to all the falsetto voice acting.

>>8845140
delicious

>>8845147
>>8845147

You are a bunch of retard neanderthals who have no concept of anything that's actually meaningful in life besides your own self absorbed materialistic delusions.

Bunch of saging dumbasses who don;t have an ounce of knowledge of how science, economy, or politics work.

Yet you continue to make one idiotic complaint after another. It's sad that you idiots will die without ever contributing a lick to society. You are all wannabe 4channers but you don't realize that people who post there dwarf you in terms of intellect. You are just a bunch of retards, bottom dwellers of society.

Lick my taint insects. If thats not too lewd for you ~

>>8845162

>>8845162
welcome to 4chan

>>8845141
You're right, I won't get concerned when I see a Facebook/skype friend meetup thread on /jp/.

>Sage scum
Sure is new in here.

>>8845185
I'd take a dump in a deep fat fryer, and serve it up with a nest of pickled anal slop, and let David Rockefeller play nail bat baseball with my ballsack if I could just get you to shut the fuck up with your cynical antisocial whining.

oh god this is still going on??
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04nhwzUVlbH

>>8845199
not /jp/ related

>>8845208
I'd take a dump in a deep fat [TOUHOU], and serve it up with a nest of pickled anal [TOUHOU], and let [THE TOUHOUS] play nail bat baseball with my ballsack if I could just get you to shut the fuck up with your cynical antisocial whining.

>>8845205
Why does everyone like you sound like Nyanners

>>8845209

>>8845205
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CGI06p6CqH

>>8845216
it's just a fun voice to make ;_ ; i've been making it before I even knew she existed

>>8845208
I'd take a dump in a deep fat [TOUHOU]~~~!, and serve it up with a nest of pickled anal [TOUHOU]~~~!, and let [THE TOUHOUS]~~!!! play nail bat baseball with my ballsack if I could just get you to shut the fuck up with your cynical antisocial whining, y.. you.. s..sphh.. sphppttspaghetti bastard.

>>8845221
Sup William, why don't you post your normal voice now.

>>8845232

I can almost feel his body heat and your soft hands touching my body. Our lips then touch. We kiss. Passionate, gentle, everlasting.

Pretend~

Am I /jp/ yet?

>>8845221

>>8845221
what was that noise at the end oh god that was cute

Too much FRENCH SCUM in here for my tastes.

>>8845232
>>8845253
>>8845254
CRAZY

>>8845270
>>>/b/
Why are you in /jp/

>>8845259
cuter than your voise??

that is me going
bown and <look at the image>

Does anyone have anything they want me to voice? I'd really love to!

>>8845024
I could use a hug.
Now I've gone and made myself sad again.

>>8845287
Voice this

*grabs dick*

>>8845282
This is too much for my brain.

>>8845282
L-Let's be friends!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01FPSZjLfss

>>8845287

Do this one, please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ2f6l0k-hM&t=0m22s

>>8845308
irc://irc.sparky4.net/yotsubanome

^^

yes

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wju5VOSxTF

Forgive the shittiness.

>>8845333

Pretty charming.

Are you that dude who does the chatroulette videos?

>>8845339
No. I'm nobody.

>>8845308
http://www.sparky4.net/cgi-bin/cgiirc/irc.cgi

>>8845316
Are you german? Your voice fits a german ship captain! Pic related it's you in my mind

>>8845333
That was... incredible. The text, the voice, everything.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s001yhqXxsT8

>>8845359

Yeah.

Seems like this thread is on autosage, by the way.

>autosage
Sure is new in here

>>8844654
why do you insist on giving attentionwhores attention?

are you her boyfriend or something?

>>8845333
Here is more from this artist
http://tindeck.com/listen/zkum
http://soundcloud.com/ziirog/hide-your-waifu-hide-your

>>8845025
>>8845131
who the FUCK are you talking about? I've been on this board from 1979, and I don't recall seeing his name once. Who the fuck is he?

>>8845686
No.
These are recordings taken out of context and made terrifying. These do not exist. I do not exist. This isn't me.