/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No, there seems to be a fair mix of people who know little to nothing and people who know a decent amount.

>>8833763
okay thanks what do you people do? how to become japanese fan?

I know a little japanese

He's right over there

>>8833765
to become japeneze fish, you must swim around china

I wish I could be japanese. Can I be mexican japanese?

I will never be japanese...

whats up with japan lately anyway? How is the reconstruction of the giant tidal wave? Poor people.

>>8833779
Sure. With the right fashion sense they won't even notice you're mexican, they'll identify you as one of their own.

>>8833765
First, you must buy a body pillow.

>>8833800
thanks for the honest tips.

>>8833798
The reconstruction of the tidal wave is going at a steady pace, we expect it to be fully operational and ready to flood Fukushima again before the end of the year.

>>8833808
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>>8833808
good to hear.

Enough to read eroge? Yes.

Enough to carry on an intelligent conversation? No.

Why would I learn an inferior language when I already speak the language of prosperity?

I'll never understand weeaboos who turn their back in their glorious heritage for imaginary cute girls who feed their low self-esteem and samurais like Ken-sama. My father who survived the horrors of D-Day would chew up and spit out any of your disgusting nip soldiers.

>>8833832
> horrors of D-Day

Get a load of this guy.

>>8833832
Stop posting.

>>8833832
Stallman wouldn't say anything mean like that, he's a pure maiden.

>>8833838
Make me, motherfucker.

I'll have you know I'm a black belt in aikido.

>>8833850
I bet your father beats you every day.

>>8833850
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>8833860
No shit, unlike your father who molested you every night my father taught me discipline and respect - the American way.

>>8833870
>the American way.
I hope you used that ironically.

My grandpa was in the air force in WWII and made bomb runs on japan.

Ask me anything.

>>8833899
wud u fuq a 2hu?

>>8833899
Why is a faggot like you a descendant of a man like him?

I'm learning it.

>>8833899
Did he help you get those dubs?

With furigana I'm a pro.

>>8833867
I hope you're trolling, I screencapped anyways

>>8833919
Yeah, I can't believe that piece of shit had the balls to post some moth-eaten /b/ copypasta on here.

>>8833902
All of dem

>>8833904
Because he fucked my grandma and she had my mom and then she got fucked by my dad. lrn2biology

>>8833906
Yes, yes he did.

>>8833919

You must be very new.

>>8833919
getoutofjp.jpg

>>8833919
holy shit you're retarded
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /jp/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /jp/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return

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>>8833930
You marks are getting worked, brother.

>>8833944
What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here

>>8833919
just cuz u can't comrepehdnable the situational understand in to they of those that spoked to the point in understandable them and then comprehend what their said to them and until then dont spoke

>>8833945
Wow, you're really mad. Screencapped your idiotic response. It's sure to be a hit at the next /b/ u raff u rose thread.

>>8833950
This is going in the /b/ folder!

>>8833948
Hey you fuck, next time you wanna talk shit, know one thing, I don't fucking play around when it comes to shit talking faggots like yourself, so if you wanna talk shit, i suggest you do it to my face. give me your fucking address and you can live in fucking japan for all i care, i'll be there within 24 hours and guess what, you wouldn't have the guts to say that shit to my face once you see how fucking ripped I am.

>日本語スレ
>日本語がない

すべてのなぜ.jpg

>>8833953
You're so new it hurts.

Come at me. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

>>8833945
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

Hey, 'sup. I'm a squadmate of >>8833946.

What happened? Well, I was biking down to the convenience store for some Worcestershire sauce because I was gonna make hamburgers. When I got to the intersection, some old dumbass who was probably a drunk plowed into me. Last thing I remember was my head hitting a wall and splitting open. It was the worst thing I've ever felt.

A second later, I was in this shitty apartment with a black ball at the end. I had to sit there for a while just to get my composure. That was when >>8833946 began to "scan" in. It's hard to describe but it was like his body was being printed out in 3D. I dunno how he died, but when he came in, his cock was out and there were bruises on his neck.

So, it turns out we've been brought back from death to hunt aliens that will destroy our world. But the thing is, I don't think they brought >>8833946 back all the way. He talks to himself when we go on missions, and cries for no reason. He didn't know how to use the guns and had to be shown, and he forgot several times. I bet that black sphere gave him fuckin' brain damage when it brought him back. I worry he's gonna turn his gun on us one day.

Anyway, I'm asking you to be nice to >>8833946. We already took heavy losses on the last mission, and his mind can't take much more strain.

Peace.

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>>8833919
Stop responding to copypasta, you stupid shit.

>>8833956
I'm gonna screencap this and put it into meme generator and put "You are THIS mad"

Expect to see your humiliating post all over 4chan!

>>8833959
yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing.

>>8833959
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>>8833944
Nice damage control.

I've been reading English translated VNs since ~2006 and I still haven't learned enough Japanese to understand untranslated ones to a point where I don't want to pull my hair out yet. But that's because I don't have enough motivation to do anything anymore.

>>8833962
>damage control
I'm anonymous, idiot.

>>8833953
well, well, well, what have we here another faggot neckbeard (most likely yuro) shitting up the place with his /b/ faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, asshole. i've just texted the a mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting the entire thread for additional proof and e-mailing moot about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom faggot shit you want on the fucking anime board. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound pile of shit. your days are fucking numbered

>>8833964
Then don't worry about your ego and stop responding. You're the only idiot here.

>>8833980
You're just mad you fell for my trickery. Maybe you should take your own advise and
>don't worry about your ego and stop responding

Idiot.

>>8833986
That was my first reply, faglord.

And stop pulling the "I'm not retarded I was just pretending" card.

>>8833986
>advise
Get a load of this baka.

>>8834000
And they said working the marks was hard.

>>8833964
Yet you're still using damage control of that magnitude.

>>8834005
See >>8833962

>>8834007
see
>>8834005

>>8834009
Will you stop crying if we believe you?
Crying little girls are my weak spot.