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Any /jp/ers want to change their lives?
I want to make a contract with someone as low as myself , in which we would agree to bind our lives together.

Through this symbiotic lifestyle we could coerce ourselves to do that which neither of us could do, such as go outside, look for work, etc.

I am so tired of living in isolation, i just want someone real to share my experiences with and feel close to

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>>8825558

>> No.8825573

Wanna exchange emails, dude?

>> No.8825582

what's with the /soc/ shit? you really thought /jp/ was the best board for this?

>> No.8825576

>>8825552
>i just want someone real to share my experiences with and feel close to
Oh yeah? I got somethin' you can feel close to right here.

*grabs dick*

>> No.8825585

At a time like this, it is a sure sign that the sign is right to end your life. Many methods are available that are painless and don't leave a mess.

>> No.8825602

>>8825585
I wish I could. I have thought about helium or car exhaust for a long time, but i still can't bring myself to get the necessary materials.

But you are right, i probably will kill myself, i don't even like a touhous that much anymore

>> No.8825618

>>8825602
>>8825585
I'll jump if you do.

>> No.8825636

>>8825552
i wish i could help you with that, but sadly i can't, i can offer some advice, try to find some you can talk to. it doesn't have to be about anything serious at first, it can even be lies to begin with, the important thing is to get used to... i'm not even sure here i just know that talking to people helped me, also getting on medication helps some but the thought of the side effects is scary, but if you want to change yourself it may be a useful tool

>> No.8825650

>>8825602
If you don't mind making a mess for others, jumping off a tall building is a sure way to end it all. Any building 6 stories or higher will do. Just drink some alcohol beforehand so you won't be too scared to jump.

>> No.8825660

was skimming this when i saw someone with suicidal comments. DON'T end your life. Life is very precious and imagine how much more fortunate you are than other living creatures... like cows and chicken waiting to be slaughtered.
I personally suggest you to join clubs in school (if you're in school) or join a local church. If you're not doing well in the job market, don't give up! try volunteer at local events...helping out wherever. With that experience you can use it to apply for entry-level jobs...or you can meet other great people that can recommend you better job advice and may even point you to a job.

Best advice for you to understand: find people in real life that can help you, from church, volunteer center, non-profit organizations, etc.

>> No.8825670

>>8825650
there aren't too many buildings like that in my immediate vicinity, but i didn't think about alcohol before, it might change the way i see this

never been really drunk before, and i'm not sure that even then i could bring myself to do it

>> No.8825666

>>8825660
fuck off and kill yourself

>> No.8825689

>>8825660
never thought i would see someone say that on /jp/
i mean which one of us has any of those school, church, etc.

>> No.8825688

>>8825660
Is it so wrong for someone in despair to end their suffering? Many of these people have illnesses that make it impossible for them to attain happiness.

>> No.8825693

>>8825689
sup tokiko

>> No.8825746

>>8825636
All i want is to find someone who is also in a low place like me, who would be willing to change
I don't feel like i have the will to change myself, i am too disconnected from reality

>> No.8826595

something like this could be useful
but we likely live to far apart either way

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8826608

I would, if you were a girl.
As in you had a functional Womb, not a "girl" as in pretending.
I could support you then too. I only ask that you submit to me; think 19th century marriage.

>> No.8826632

Start a blog or a Twitter account. You will feel less lonely.

>> No.8826640

>>8826632
Rather than 0 replies,
0 followers

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>>8825660
THAT'S IT OP LISTEN
YOU MUST BECOME A FREEDOM FIGHTER
FREE THE COWS AND CHICKENS
FREE THE ANIMALS AT THE ZOO
FREE THE DISEASES AT THE MEDICAL RESEARCH FACILITIES
FREE YOURSELF

>> No.8826663

>>8825660
I'm far from suicidal but your post made me consider it. Seriously, you should feel bad.

>> No.8827077

>>8826608
I'd do this.

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I don't want to bring up waifus cause it was something precious to us neets/hikki's that /av/ killed, but i've loved misaki for years now. the thing is, you're just never gonna have someone like that come up to you, but you have to think that if she existed, what would she want for you? she'd want me to get out of the house, get a job, go back to college, try and find a girl i deserve.

as far as touhous, glorious gensokyo waits for me after this life. the stupid cosplay threads and con threads about hambeast and shitty touhou cosplayers being shoved down our throats (hurr lets wait for dick joke) makes me dislike touhou more... ;_; ...we knew it existed but we didn't really have to see it...

and now jp's total utter shit. there's like one or two okay threads. it's time for another board, my fellow anon. this place is just somehow addicting.

if you wish you could email me.

but really, the best thing to do is just to give up 4chan and all that, and just become a normalfag, the internet is not as awesome as it used to be, living life is really the best option anon-kun.

>> No.8827083

I've been thinking about doing something like this, but instead of being in it together, I'd just be their meido, and we'd live off of your income. I'd be like a housewife

>> No.8827084

I had the same hope once OP, but it turned out that /jp/er are just like every other normal person after all

>> No.8827088

>>8825552

Lol i hope your metrosexual father rapes you in the ass and 2-3 jews and niggers help him punching you and putting their legs kicking hard and deep in your ass so you won't be able to walk normally for more then 1 month and you will die from starvation while your whore mother is sucking jew dicks infront of you and you can't do nothing biatch

>> No.8827095

>>8825552
I want to change my life, but not with you.

>> No.8827102

>>8827083

r0fl keep dreaming nerd

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>>8827082
Didn't you watch the stream? Stop being such and edgy motherfucker, people were having fun. Sure there were hambeasts and subhuman scum, but there were /jp/people too.

Lighten up faggot. Here's a youmu, I hope it makes you feel better.

>> No.8827117

>>8827116
mad normalfag

>> No.8827122

>>8827116

>implying i'm not subhuman

>> No.8827124

>>8827116
That shit doesn't belong in /jp/, this place gets so much shitposting and trollposts, but that's over the line. They insult our glorious 2hu's and we expect a mod to take action. If ALL they did was delete that shistain scum, then he'd get a high five.

They are not /jp/ers. They're faggots.

>> No.8827126

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn_ZAFk6PAU

3DPD not moe at all

uglyfatfuck .jpg

>> No.8827130

>>8827116
Everyone who goes there is subhuman scum.

>> No.8827138

>>8827116
Not that anon that you replied but who gives a shit if they are having fun. Bring those eye cancers to /cgl/.
I dont want to pollute my eyes.
And acting like a huge retards while shouting meme in public?

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>>8827117
>>8827124
>>8827130
Just a reminder:
/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This is the barrel bottom, the same shit as cosplayers, but at least you guys found a way to feel superior. I bet they feel the same about us.

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>>8827138
>I dont want to pollute my eyes.
You think I give a fuck?
suck my cock dude

>> No.8827157

>>8827116
Calling out /soc/ bullshit is far from being 'edgy', it does NOT belong here.

>>8827082
Becoming a normal would not solve anything. You'd be the very thing you despise the most. It'd be a life of torture and not who you really are. The best plan is to sink into NEETdom as far as you can and never return. I'm almost certain it makes everything better.

>> No.8827163

>>8827145
I don't want to feel superior to anybody you fuckwit, I just want to keep them from shitting up this board even more with their faggotry instead of doing it at /cgl/ where they belong.

>> No.8827171

>>8827145
Cosplayers are the lowest of the low.
They are on the same levels as whores because let's face it, the majority of them are prostitutes.

>> No.8827173

>>8827145
>you guys found a way to feel superior
Look nobody is insulting your precious cosplayers until they start bringing their shit here.
You know why I am a 隠れオタ? Because of retards that you see on the stream yesterday.

>> No.8827174

>>8827145
Superiority has nothing to do with it, it's simply attentionwhoring and /soc/ worthy material that shouldn't be posted here.

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>>8827163
>>8827171
>>8827173
>>8827174
I think you shitpieces need to understand that cons are pretty essential otaku culture. Do I need to quote the rule book?

Or maybe we should do this:
tea threads to /ck/
game threads to /v/
Touhou, Melty, Neptunia and GUST generals to /vg/
Touhou picture dumps to /c/, or /e/ respectively
VNs to /vg/
music threads to /mu/
japanese language to /lang/
/jp/meet up threads to /hm/
roleplaying to /cgl/
fumos to /toy/
dolls to /toy/
OC to /ic/
headphones to /g/
manga to /a/
anime to /a/
transformers to /co/
train threads to /n/
blogs to /r9k/
requests to /r/
idols to /s/
asian culture to /int/
NEET to /r9k/
>janitor to admin@4chan.org
fumo adventures to /trv/
draw threads to /i/
figures to /toy/
poetry to /lit/
shitposting to /b/
kigurumi to /cgl/

>> No.8827184

>>8827181
/jp/ isn't about otakus though so yeah

>> No.8827187

>>8827181
Maybe it wouldn't be a problem if you contards didn't behave like /cgl/ whores and /a/ retards.
In fact I got the impression that most of people in these threads weren't even from /jp/

>> No.8827196

>>8827181
Thanks for proving my point by posting that fat mami and fat poplar.
For your infomartion anime and video game is otaku culture as well.
Lets see gun otaku, train otaku, seiyuu otaku and etc.
You get my drift, it means nothing.

>> No.8827200

>>8827181
I don't know why you're trying to get rid of every thread on /jp/, that's not relevant to the posts you're quoting. The point is that con attenwhoring cosplay does not belong on /jp/, it's literally as simple as that.

>> No.8827205

There's a crossplay thread on the front page. Why don't you lard lords go cry over it being 3DPD? And sucking cock too. That's 3D.

The cons threads are cute as the fumo ones.

>> No.8827206

>>8827184
I don't care.
/jp/ - Otaku Culture
1. All things otaku welcome!

>>8827187
Maybe I don't give a fuck? It still has a place on this board.

>>8827196
What's your point?

>>8827200
>cosplay does not belong on /jp/
Perhaps not as a dedicated board, there's /cgl/ for that, but I don't see any point why we can't watch constreams here.

>> No.8827218

>>8827181
>/jp/meet up threads to /hm/
teehee

>> No.8827220

>>8827206
>I don't care.
/jp/ - Otaku Culture
1. All things otaku welcome!

That doesn't matter and it's not true though.

>> No.8827222

>>8827200
>I don't know why you're trying to get rid of every thread on /jp/, that's not relevant to the posts you're quoting
I'm not, just showing how we could get rid of every thread on /jp/ by saying it belongs in a dedicated board.

>> No.8827231

>The cons threads are cute as the fumo ones.
You got to be fucking kidding. No, seriously you have to be, no one could even possibly have such a warped view. You honestly think fat men and disgusting hambeasts are cute? Holy shit, you certainly shouldn't be here.

>>8827206
>Perhaps not as a dedicated board, there's /cgl/ for that, but I don't see any point why we can't watch constreams here.
Because it's /soc/ shit. The reason we occasionally have off topic threads which are allowed and survive is because it doesn't cause such disgust amongst people like fat Americans prancing around attentionwhoring at cons does.

>> No.8827238

>>8827206
You don't give a fuck because you are a crossboarder retard who comes here to shit up this place, so your opinion if this has or not a place on the board is invalid.

>> No.8827235

>>8827222
We post on /jp/ whatever we want to discuss.
We DON'T want these threads here so it has to get out.
It's that easy.

Otherwise you'd have to delete anything that isn't touhou or VNs since these are the reasons why /jp/ was made

>> No.8827253

I'm not sure how a contract would help you OP but I certainly hope you find some way to be happy.

I consider myself to be beyond the point of being saved by anything, including myself. I think if anything, I can tell you some of the harsh consequences of a prolonged NEET lifestyle. I've been a shut-in since I dropped out of high school in the 9th grade, I'm 24 now so it's been a long time. It started out okay. I was able to stay home and play my video games and watch my anime without having to worry about such things as a job or bills. Slowly but surely though, the depression set in. In the past 6 years I've only left my house a few times. Having no friends online or offline, the only interaction with people I've had since my time in school is on various message boards and chat rooms and the occasional talk with my parents who are alcoholics. Needless to say, that has lead to me having some very unhealthy social habits. The internet is full of assholes so you can understand why.

The last couple of years has been the worst. It almost feels as if my mind has deteriorated to a point of only being capable of negative and depressive thoughts, I never see the bright side to anything, I just can't. It's similar to angst but it's something else at this point.

I don't shower, I don't brush my teeth, I never change my clothes. The motivation to do anything but sulk in this depressive state has completely evaporated. I'm just finished. It's hard to describe but there is a sort of mental "block" or "wall" that prevents me from telling myself I can change. When I try to think about ways to climb out of this hole I am in, it feels like there are 2 immovable objects bashing into each other in my head but neither are able to make the other falter and it gets to the point to where I have to shake my head really fast to stop it.

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>>8827196
Hey, that Mami had a beautiful voice.
This motherfucker, on the other hand...

>> No.8827256

>>8827205
>The cons threads are cute as the fumo ones.
And then 2magically fumo threads appeared on the frontpage.
You con faggots disgust me with your antics.
What are you guys gonna kill next?

>> No.8827260

Cosplayers are DEGRADING the characters we love so much, why does nobody understand that? It's like they're RAPING the deepest core of our souls.

>> No.8827270

>>8827253
My daily life consists of waking up, turning on the computer and laying in my dirty bed all day until its time for sleep. I don't play any games or do things online that I used to enjoy because well, I don't enjoy them anymore. I can't. I usually just browse 4chan, and other boards, refreshing and refreshing all day, sometimes I'll sit and stare into my wall, and thats my life. I am the embodiment of a basement dwelling neckbeard. A NEET in its purest form. Most people will wonder why I haven't killed myself yet. Well, to be honest I just don't have the guts to hang myself or do something else painful. However, I do have a plan. I could go on and on but I guess all I wanted to say is don't let it get this way. I wouldn't wish this on anyone.

>> No.8827275

>>8827260
Because they're simply after attention. They have no idea how hideous and disgusting they are or how damaging it is to the characters we love. But I guess that's just the mind of a normal for you.

>> No.8827274

>>8827260
THIS!
This so much.
I always felt like this towards cosplay.
No matter how good or realistic they look they look like SHIT compared to the true 2D.

It's just seems so wrong, forced and weird

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>>8827231
>>8827231
>You honestly think fat men and disgusting hambeasts are cute?
Pic.

Constream threads are well within the rules of the board. And no matter what you say, they will be posted here in the future too. Dedicated cosplay discussion can go to /cgl/, obviously, but many /jp/ers go to cons. I suggest you deal with the reality here, that neo-/jp/ autismal bullshit has ran its course.

>> No.8827283

>>8827279
>Constream threads are well within the rules of the board.
Hahahahahaha.
Keep believing that. All 3threads were deleted.

>> No.8827284

>>8827279
>Pic.
My question remains unanswered. I struggle to see how that picture is related.

>> No.8827291

So /jp/ has gotten to state where people are seriously defending 3D and normalfag shit as something to be accepeted.
I can't really tell if you guys are from /jp/ or a bunch of regulars from other boards, because this shit is unbeliavable.

>> No.8827293

>>8827279
they are nor cute neither look like a char they try to cosplay.
some 3D tards may find remilia cute though.

>> No.8827307

>>8827283
yes they were.

by the op
moron

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>> No.8827318

>>8827291
They're very clearly not from this board, but since the mod allowed the thread to continue, a number seemed to take residence here. Good going shitty meido.

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>>8827279
I didnt even bother opening my phone to say onegaishimasu to snap her picture when I was there.
You think I give a shit about some fatty amerikans?
Also that Menma has a disgusting skin tone color.
How anyone can find that attractive I have no idea.
And for those people claiming how Enako is all 100% photoshop, you are actually wrong.

>> No.8827320

I'll give at least week before the contards go back from where they came and forget that /jp/ even exists.

>> No.8827324

>>8827313
nice ass :)

>> No.8827327

>>8827313
I sure hope that you're not the person I linked that to.

>> No.8827328

>>8827253
>It's hard to describe but there is a sort of mental "block" or "wall" that prevents me from telling myself I can change.
Oh wow. I arrived to the same exact concept, the exact same words. I have also thought of it as a "limit". If I try to actively thing what to do... it's like some cogs are just broken and rotating without doing anything.
It also feels like whole modules of my consciousness/brain have shut down. It's not a matter of degree; there are entire mechanisms that are just not there anymore. From hunger to ambition, and much in between.

Of course sulking about on the internet this isn't going to change anything, but oh well.

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I sure hope you anti-con people realize that the threads were pretty well received after the 3 autistic guys understood to hide the threads. In anycase, I'v sent email to moot and asked if the threads belong here and to clarify the rules, because few sperglords with their opinions, no matter how loud-voiced, are pretty insignificant part of /jp/. Your views of what /jp/ should be aren't universal. There's crossplay and anime recomendation thread on the frontpage now, go bitch in those too.

If you can't tolerate other people, go stare at walls or something, the internet isn't the right place for you.
So, until the next con!

>> No.8827438

>>8827369
>A few sperglords

You fucking idiot, the entire thread was not wanted here. I can tell the new Janitor just started, because the first few months of 2012 were fine, now we have this retard that obviously attended that convention and wanted to stay there.

If anything, I'm sure that faggot is somehow a friend of Milk, and since that whore loves to take huge steaming shits on the board, he has his balls in a vice and cleaned up her shit thread.
It would have been spammed to death if the janitor didn't baby it and wipe her ass cleaning that thread.
The majority doesn't want it here, and the only people who posted in that thread seriously were the people posting pictures, and a few offboarders.

Oh but yeah, "IT'S OTAKU RELATED MAD YOU MAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT BECUSE ITS OTAKUUUUUU!!:"

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