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Anonymous Sun Apr 8 15:46:38 2012 No.8821332 [Reply] [Original]

What will your epitaphs be?

I'm currently most satisfied with this:
In this world of sorrow,
it was Gensokyo that I desired,
death has brought me there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 15:47:37 2012 No.8821335 I told you I was sick - Anon. ps. Suck my cock, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 15:49:07 2012 No.8821339 File: 587 KB, 1024x768, 1331363210386.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a fuck man

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 15:51:08 2012 No.8821342 File: 163 KB, 643x519, 1333415259153.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now I am the softest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 15:52:07 2012 No.8821347 You can blame the jews for this

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 15:53:07 2012 No.8821355 File: 150 KB, 600x449, ZUNkurri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Ooh, scary, scary."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 15:55:07 2012 No.8821359 "Send help I am stuck in a tombstone factory Just kidding, I am dead."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 15:57:07 2012 No.8821364 "Never mind... don't bother responding. I can't hear you anymore."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 15:59:08 2012 No.8821368 "Enjoyee ! Enjoyee ! Your lifetime!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:00:07 2012 No.8821370 File: 120 KB, 600x600, please get out of jp mister.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8821359 >>8821364 CRAAAAWWWWWWWLING IIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:01:08 2012 No.8821372 >/jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:02:37 2012 No.8821375 File: 101 KB, 600x600, 1333408471749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8821370

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:04:07 2012 No.8821380 File: 185 KB, 600x338, 20517985_m.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Something fun.

>>	Shikieiki !!T3dW8SatkER Sun Apr 8 16:06:37 2012 No.8821387 File: 159 KB, 1000x862, 125806883838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] or something along the lines of >[insert year of death] >still not in gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:07:38 2012 No.8821390 >>8821387 You should hire someone to take care of the tombstone, so every New Year's day, they change the year.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:08:07 2012 No.8821392 Q. E. D.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:10:07 2012 No.8821408 "I couldn't think of something witty for my epitaph That's why I decided to commit suicide Your face when this is actually witty and I am in Papua New Guinea."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:11:38 2012 No.8821409 File: 197 KB, 875x700, 1333529832555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHO HOMU HERE

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:14:07 2012 No.8821422 I loved niggers and was gay I hope a nigger faggot necrophiliac digs me up and assrapes me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:20:07 2012 No.8821441 "Here I always am." This refers to the generally accepted idea that no frame of reference is privileged and so every moment in time is always the present to its referent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:22:37 2012 No.8821448 >>8821441 Please shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:23:07 2012 No.8821455 >>8821448 Why so hostile? :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:30:08 2012 No.8821482 File: 113 KB, 350x350, cirnosmart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8821441

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:37:37 2012 No.8821504 FUCK YOU AND FUCK ALL Y'ALL BITCHES

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:38:37 2012 No.8821515 "Thanks god I'm atheist"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:39:27 2012 No.8821521 Please watch warmly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:39:28 2012 No.8821518 >>8821515 10/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 16:40:27 2012 No.8821522 "I can put whatever I want on my headstone, right?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 17:16:57 2012 No.8821806 File: 94 KB, 1280x720, rasiel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My fortune is yours for the taking, but you're gonna have to find it first! I've left everything I own in one piece!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 17:31:58 2012 No.8821925 Confusion will be my epitaph

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 17:38:58 2012 No.8821978 >>8821368 >>8821368 >>8821368 >>8821368 with the corresponding nue picture of course

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 8 17:50:58 2012 No.8822094 "You'll be crying out of fear 5 years from now when I'm a zombie."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 9 01:31:09 2012 No.8824684 my favorite pic thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 9 02:24:10 2012 No.8824989 REVIVE ME!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 9 02:29:11 2012 No.8825018 Phoenix Down! Elixir! Anything!

Anonymous Mon Apr 9 02:39:41 2012 No.8825067

"PLEASE DON'T READ THIS, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

In [year of death] I died when I was still a virgin, now that you have read my history, you will meet me in the middle of the night I will be on your ceiling. I will steal your virginity (lol). But if you write this message on 5 epitaphs I won't bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded."

>>	NSJ Mon Apr 9 15:23:58 2012 No.8828111 >>8825067 Oy vey! I am also a virgin!

Anonymous Mon Apr 9 15:36:58 2012 No.8828210
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This. I am even tempted to put it on my thombstone just to piss people off as they pass by.

I "work", but I take it so easy it just ain't funny. I get paid for this shit!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 9 15:40:29 2012 No.8828215 I was nobody at first. And now I am nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 9 15:54:29 2012 No.8828264 I don't think they do epitaphs around here. Must be a Catholic thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 9 15:54:29 2012 No.8828266 >>8822094 Either this or "OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER BODY WASH WAS SO POWERFUL, IT BLOCKED ALL THE OTHER YEARS OF MY LIFE!!!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 9 15:55:29 2012 No.8828267 >>8828264 What, no "Jane Smith, beloved slut and whore extraordinaire"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 9 16:05:30 2012 No.8828316 File: 8 KB, 200x199, 1322648965506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "What a shame."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 9 16:07:59 2012 No.8828330 File: 21 KB, 361x250, bob page.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8828316 Desperate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 10:19:46 2012 No.8831824 Omae wa mo shindeiru. And hide a bomb in it that will explode during the funeral.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 10:21:17 2012 No.8831831 File: 201 KB, 684x554, 1329793563797.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8831824

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 10:27:45 2012 No.8831843 >>8831824 But no-one is going to be at your funeral

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 10:32:46 2012 No.8831855 File: 42 KB, 799x697, 1328037329301.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Avoiding sunlight since 1990 R.I.P In Piece truNEET Otaku

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 10:44:16 2012 No.8831882 Confusion will be my epitaph.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 11:15:13 2012 No.8831980 Died a virgin

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 11:32:13 2012 No.8832056 "Finally made it to Gensokyo" in Japanese And then below that a smaller text "Wondering what that means? The pleasure of being cummed inside"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 11:34:42 2012 No.8832062 >>8832056 lol epic win dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 11:35:43 2012 No.8832068 File: 190 KB, 600x626, peachonhatgirl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CONFUSION

Anonymous Tue Apr 10 11:38:42 2012 No.8832080

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

I hope all of it fits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 11:42:12 2012 No.8832090 “”You're just ASKING what my epitaph should be?“ followed by an engraving of spoonfeed_baby.jpg.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 11:45:12 2012 No.8832100 Wait u say i just deid? ROFL xD

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 11:45:13 2012 No.8832103 >>8821390 you mean he die every year?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 11:45:43 2012 No.8832101 File: 172 KB, 660x509, grave.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what will be my epitaph

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 11:46:12 2012 No.8832108 >>8832101 Why do you want the kanigana for "the pleasure of being cummed inside" on your gravestone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 11:49:42 2012 No.8832116 >>8832108 no i just am thinking what will be my epitaph

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 13:57:43 2012 No.8832548 "I have left this world and I am taking the secret with me. No one will find where it is hidden until it is already too late."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 15:12:43 2012 No.8832872 File: 16 KB, 300x300, 1333089022419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] blood for the blood God! at least i think it sounds like a good one

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 15:19:42 2012 No.8832913 Fuck bitches Snort blow

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 15:25:12 2012 No.8832935 >>8821441 If no frame of reference is privileged then it would neither be in the present nor in the past. It would simply be in the now, wouldn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 10 20:34:48 2012 No.8834029 "Hopefully now I get some fucking answers" or "You, reading this, I'm dead, do better, faggot"

>>	Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb Tue Apr 10 20:52:19 2012 No.8834095 File: 62 KB, 196x186, 1333401549057.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Yukkuri Shiteitte ne!" "I came, I saw, I conquered" "Meet me at the shrine /jp/"

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