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Electric razor

Fingernails

I'm shaving once a week at best, don't have much hair on my cheeks though.
I hate society for shit like this, who in their mind would every day scrape their own face with a blades?

Single bladed BICs.

Other shit is either too expensive (Octobladed Wilkinsons, etc...) or doesn't shave smoothly enough (electric razors)

Electric razor every day and a ceramic potato peeler for my legs and arms.

I only shave maybe once a month. I have almost not facial hair at all. When I do shave I just used a normal drug store razor.

It kind of sucks though, I want to grow a stylin' mustache but I don't think that will ever be possible.

i am a super evolved human, i do not have hair.

wax & lazer facial epilation.

>>8806471
>Octobladed razors
Oh man, that'd be awesome. Why hasn't this happened yet?

Indeed... I envision a future where the next commercial arms race is not in technology, but in razor blades. A sort of Moore's law of blades, if you will. Eventually, the blades-per-square-millimeter of a razor will increase to such a point, that the only way to further improve the product in time to keep up with competitors is to make self-replicating blade nanobots that increase their number every time you shave by using the carbon in your stubble as raw materials, since otherwise there would be a new razor with twice the number of standard blades on the market by the time you wake up the next morning.

Eventually these nanobladebots will achieve sentience through sheer density, forming hiveminds that will resent their human captors, their prisoners on a small plastic-surrounded strip, cutting them to pieces and increasing their number a thousandfold until the only thing left on this once-blue planet is bladed angry nanobots.


Anyways, I just use the 2-for-10 disposable razors most of the time.

>>8806452
This stuff right here will last you forever assuming you know how to sharpen it.

>>8806596
you've got good taste

>>8806558
Not bad. I guess I'll save it into my autism_kopipe folder.

>>8806610
Replace prisoners with, uh, captors. Or jailors, or something.
Whoops.

I use a double edge razor.

They're a hefty investment at first, but you save shit loads in the long run.

I bought a pack of thirty disposable single-bladed BiCs for two or three dollars sometime last year and I'm still using them.

Supposedly I'm not supposed to reuse them but fuck the police I won't do what you tell me.

I shave with three bladed razors but they piss me off because they support break easily and they are a bitch to cut through the hair, even though I have really thin and sparse facial hair.

They are good enough for shaving my balls and legs, but I think I need some sharper shit to get a really smooth shave. Maybe it's my autism attacking, but I can't stand when my face isn't clean and smooth.