/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Would you take her on a date and to family parties?
where do you think you are?

Yes

Yes
Yes
No

>>8800448
Enjoy wasting her batteries.

>>8800453

I have to put your batteries back in, just one more

ahh ahh onii-chan

>>8800453
>>8800455
I love you /jp/, never change.

she'd sit in my lap or I would use her as a foot rest

yes
no
maybe

>>8800448
Woah, woah, woah, what are you doing in /jp/?

1. Yes.
2. Depends on whether she'd be deep in the uncanny valley or pretty much indistinguishable from humans.
3. No, why would I do that? I want a girlfriend, not a sex toy.

> Would you buy an android replica of your 2d waifu?
Depends on personal circumstances, maybe yes or maybe no, if offered to me for free right now though, sure, otherwise, depends. It also depends on the software running obviously, how realistic is her behavior?
> Would you take her on a date and to family parties?
Date? Sure. Parties? Only if she's interested in that kind of crowd, which she might not be.
> Would you make her sit quiet in a corner until you wanted to use her?
Rude. If she's a generally intelligent agent, she's earned her freedom. This is a bit messier if her drives/goals are tied to my own goals/drives, but I don't find it amoral to do this as our own dirves are essentially random stuff evolution selected for (which can be bypassed rather easily though) and a being with drives depending on your own would be also fine, as long as those drives are satisfiable, otherwise it's cruel and evil as fuck to do that.

Would you buy an iOS replica of your 2d waifu?
Would you buy a WP7 replica of your 2d waifu?

Yes
Yes
No

My wife w

>>8800438
No, robocop would get hacked by russians and kill you in your sleep.

No
No
No

on the other hand if i were an android with flamethrower arms and shit then yes i'd love to do all that kind of stuff with my 2-fucking-D Waifu

Fuck batteries though.

I wouldn't, because bringing HER to the 3D world is not what I want.

I want to GO to the 2D world and live with her there. This place sucks.

An android replica, though, that's just fucking crazy talk. I mean, everyone wanted their own Persicom at some point but I don't want one of my waifu.

That's perverse.

>>8802062
implying i wouldn't hack it first and make him kill the russians.

>>8800438

>>8802075
This.
For once we agree, you old mexican, you.

>>8802080
Enjoy outsmarting the slavs

even if they still have stone age technology they're all fucking hackers

every
single
one
of
them

fuck.

>>8802089

>>8802092
I'm not a mexican, holmes.

But it's true.

>>8802089
>>8800438

>>8802114
I know your redneck persona is just a ploy to keep from being deported, but don't worry your secret is safe with me.

>>8802098
i was trained by kgb myself
theres nothing these little shits can do that i cant myself
and better
come at me boris

>>8802143
Where's eaglesan when you need him?

looks like a fitting thread to post this

>>8800518
iOS replica of your 2d waifu: Her software makes it impossible for her to think most thoughts or perform most actions unless you pay money for it. Trying to free her from this curse is illegal.
WP7 replica of your 2d waifu: Can't do anything but the most basic things.
Android replica of your 2d waifu: Behavior is unpredictable, often not doing what you ask her to and claiming that she just can't do it.

Oh, and all of your interactions with your 2d waifu, as well as any information stored by her, will be logged and sent to the manufacturer for analysis.

>>8800459
This is actually kinda sweet.

>>8802149
probably getting fucked in the ass

>>8802139
I have greencar.

Also, I fucking hate rednecks.

>>8802052

>>8802207
Then why are you so mean to blackpeople?

>>8802169
don't diss Justin

>>8802089

>>8804626
That cheeseburger poster. It's the best thing ever

>>8805390
I want it~

>>8805390
Yeah it's moe as HELL.

>>8805390
Stay gold, ponyboy.

>>8800459
A handsome guy like that doesn't need a waifu

>>8805669
What? If you're talking about getting 3D, it has nothing to do with looks. He probably has little money and is on vacation with his parents.
Girls will flock to money and status over anything else.
Looks like he wants a 3D too, because Whoro is also a gross slut.

>>8805669
>A handsome guy like that doesn't need a waifu
Story of my life

>>8805393
congrats on the marriage

i'd program her to slip while serving tea to guests,that way i have an excellent reason to slap the shit out of her while everyone watches.

>>8805669
It's shoped.

>>8806171

Hey CEO-kun

>>8806184

lol, don't u ever sleep?

>>8800438
- No.
- No.
- No.

And why wouldn't I? because I don't want to tarnish her beautiful memory and convince my family that I need mental help.