/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"I'll whisper it to you."
"I said I don't want to hear it.."
"...April foooools."

I don't think Cirno gets how this thing works, but I'm glad she is having fun.

Do they have April Fool's in Japan?

>>8789680

You should edit that photo with Cirno whispering "Jesus Christ how horrifying" to Patchy.

>>8789683
yes

>>8789683
My fumos don't live in Japan. However, I think they do. Don't quote me on that, I just remember hearing it from someone.

Youmu has taken to wearing a watch. She started wearing it when I told her we'd have a new friend soon, and hasn't taken it off since, except to sleep.

>>8789692
Like this one?

>>8789697
You're not very good at editing things, right?

>>8789714
No, I'm not. Thank you, that is wonderful.

Reimu, what did i tell you about calling Gensoukyo; it costs long distance
tell Marisa to get Skype

"Hey guys...I'm not Reimu."

>>8789757
Can I buy one of these anywhere?

>>8789758
I got 99 monsters from the actual Ultraman Land in Japan... I don't know if you can find them anywhere... Just look up Pigmon plush on ebay or something...

So, where can we buy these?

>>8789757
"Haha, nice April fool's joke, Reimu! You almost got me!"

>>8789765
I found one, but it's not as cute as the one in your pic.

>>8789770
Amiami is where I get all mine. eBay has some too but watch out for counterfeits.

Hey, cool necklace, Cirno.
"Whatever."

>>8789787
In the process of trying to remove the necklace, we got into some trouble. I hope no one calls the fairy-equivalent of child services on me.

"Hey, this is kinda fun!"
Take it off!

I think everyone in the background fell over while trying to follow Cirno's movements with their eyes.

>>8789774
BUT I'M REIMU TOO!

>>8789833
Too lewd!

Cute dolls, makes me want to play a little like that with them.

> Reading self-post again
... I wish I could play with little dolls huh.. Why the hell did I think about such a situation? I shouldn't be lurking that much on /jp/...

>>8789833
TOO LEWD.
Too.
Lewd.

>>8789844
ADVERT YOUR EYES!

Velcro to their soft fumo bodies

>>8789787
>>8789770

I bought mine from Mandarake for 2000 a piece.

I wish to fuck a fumo ;_;

>>8789918
You disgust me.

I was thinking about buying one in the Touhou shop in Akiba yesterday but there was too much choice and I couldn't decide which to get so I ended up not buying any.

Such tough decisions.

>>8789932
You should have buy Meiling.
Because I want one...

>>8789937
If you happened to live within 30 minutes of me I'd buy you one so we could have fumo parties. Chances are however, you don't.

I'm tempted to go back and get Cirno just because of her smug look.

It seems like every time we post this thread, it storms!

Flan wants to be an idol. I think she'd be the cutest one of all time. She's been practicing her singing of Kyun! Vampire Girl.

>>8789957
And you're right unfortunately...
>I'm tempted to go back and get Cirno just because of her smug look.
Go for it!

>>8789918
Wouldn't you rather take them on dates and eat cake with them, and then go home and cuddle until you fall asleep, waking up with her in your arms? Wouldn't you rather kiss one on the cheek or the forehead, then pull away to see her cute face staring back at you?

These are expensive as hell apparently, why do you do it

>>8790026
how is 30 bucks expensive?

Groudon doesn't have any Fumo friends but he still looks forward to this thread

>>8790083
Only 30 bucks?!
Welp, there goes my plan to eat.

>>8790083
You can never buy just one, though.

>>8790083
$30 for a 7 inch plush is pretty expensive.

>>8790125
maybe if you're truNEET with no autismbucks.

>>8790125
When was the last time you paid attention to the price of anything?

>>8790138
When I was buying books on Amazon.

>>8789990
SO ARE THEY GOING TO FORM A DAMN BAND!?

>>8790152
they aint the prismriver sisters

>>8790096

Dude, he looks like a fish. The Kyogre version must be really funny.

>>8790152
Just because I like you so much, Anon. The quality isn't top notch but it took me forever to cut out these instruments because I am really clumsy and I kept ruining them.

>>8790279
Youmu is my favorite, I don't know why. Marisa is lookin' pretty sexy with that guitar, though.

>>8790279

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ApbOfYvuk

I'm attempting to make my own touhou plushies, ones that are neglected by fumofumo and nendo. Would you guys be interested in seeing them when they are finished?
Also, who should I start with?

>>8792101
Well, why not?
>Also, who should I start with?
Utsuho.

>>8792101
Really obscure ones

>>8792101
youki

>>8792101

Yuuka. You could takes photos of her torturing you.

>>8792146
Like who? I was gonna start with Mystia, Yuugi, or Ooku, but if you have one you'd like to see, I'd love to hear it.

>>8792169
If there is already a plush, I don't think I'd be too interested in making one. That one looks like its better than what I could make, considering this would be my first time trying something like this.

You could do Parsee. She has a nice, simple design that would be easy to translate to plushie, plus I think it's the best choice for a character that usually gets ignored finally getting some love.
I would hug her every day.

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>>8792101
MAI! But regardless of who you choose, I want to see pictures.

>>8792169
That's pretty cute, the sharp teeth are amusing.

Today is a good day.

What is it Sakuya!?

>>8792471
What takes you so long?

>>8792471

It's a zombie.

>>8792471
Oh, it's just Reimu.

>>8792541

The expression fits her perfectly.

What's the difference between counterfeit and real fumo?

>>8792541
I-is that a Dekafumo!?
Where.
When.
How much.

>>8792541
Can't wait for my Marisa to arrive.

>>8792579
They were available a few weeks ago for order.

>>8792581
WHERE.
HOW MUCH.

I am foaming at the mouth.

>>8792585
I now hate myself for spending the last of my money on regular fumos and missing Marisa. Time to kill myself.

>>8792576
Well, a lot of the counterfeits have smushed faces or weird expressions. If they have wings, they are made of cheap felt instead of the nice, see-through colored plastic that the real ones use. Sometimes they use the wrong color or number of ribbons.

>>8792587
>>8792598

AmiAmi like a month ago for nearly 30k yen. Marisa was shortly followed by Reimu. The shipping is pure rape.

>>8792598
>I now hate myself for spending the last of my money on regular fumos and missing Marisa
I'm disappointed FumoSenpai.
You should feel bad for saying something like that to them.

>>8792600
Fucking this, the shipping raped my wallet.

>>8792600
You paid nearly $500 for that? Fucking christ.

>>8792600
Well, maybe I can find some on eBay or Mandarake someday... I will be getting some money soon and I was gonna spend it all on the rest of the fumos, but I really want a deka and they are much harder to get..


We did some cleaning today (landlord was getting rather upset with my habits..). It was hard for Marisa to let some stuff go, but I think everyone else appreciates how much cleaner my house is already.
"I won't let you throw this stuff away! Its all valuable to me!"

>>8792606
This shipping raped your wallet, yes.
But this Reimu will heal your soul. Treasure her.

>>8792610
Easy come, easy go. Can you hug $500 like you can hug Deka Marisa?

>>8792598
Well fuck. My fumos are fake then. ...Trashbin time I guess... I cant take them seriously if they are just fake copies.

I'm actually offended that some of you spend $500 on plushes. I know it's otaku as HELL to buy toys instead of nice resources, but...fuck. I'm not super poor or whatever, but if someone handed me $500 now, there are a lot of better things a NEET should spend it on.

>>8792603
Well, if it makes you feel any better, they haven't arrived and thus didn't hear that. But I think they'd understand waiting on getting here if it meant more friends in the long term..You are right, though, it was very rude and unlike me. I just get excited when it comes to the idea of giant fumos.

Get away from that, Marisa..the junk piles up around here, you'll have more soon.
"It isn't junk!"

>>8792635
Do not throw fumos away! If in all seriousness you don't want them, I will buy them from you. I can't bear to imagine them in the trash.

...which is ironic considering the last picture I posted.

>>8792643
> buy toys instead of nice resources
> nice resources
Eh... Should I buy some vespene gas instead?

Saving my cash for the Satori and Koishi fumos. I think they are the next to be released?

>>8792645
Of course I dont WANT to throw them away... But whenever someone mentions "counterfeit" or I see authentic fumo, it stings my chest. Now even more as I am sure my fumos are fake, before, I was uncertain. I still hold them dear but... Fuck. This stuff is too deep for me.

$15 for shipping really isn't a lot.

>>8792669
Your love for them isn't fake.

>>8792674
This. They're yours, and they have added uniqueness to boot. Please don't just toss them out.

>>8792674
>>8792695
I just... Wish I could help them in some way. I see here and there badly done seams on their dresses, and they seem like even bit of rough moving would tear them apart... But I do not know seam crafting.

>>8792702
I'd take them off your hands.

Size comparison for those interested. Snagged my Sakuya from Otakon last year. Hoping to get something else this weekend from Anime Boston.

>>8792737
hrnnnng

A challenger approaches.

>>8792775
Don't keep us guessing! Youmu?!

>>8792775
Youmu serioused up pretty fast though when she saw my unfinished taxes, Maybe I should get started on them...
It looks like Marisa is telling me to ignore my taxes and snatch a bath instead. I'm torn.

>>8792831
Cat got demotivated pretty fast, that is no way to welcome a new friend cat.

>>8792702
Just dont toss them away for any cost. My Remi is counterfeit, and I really do love her. Sure, she isnt as well made as she could be as a real thing, but who gives a fuck? She is still here, and looking adorable.

>>8792948
I think your Remi is just as cute as the real thing, if not more so. That smile is endearing.

>>8792957
Only thing that I can say is "wrong" in her, is that her shirt has few spots of bad seaming. But still, if anyone dares to come and say she is shit because she isnt real thing, I will deck them with fumo lover's rage.

>>8792948
Oh god, that Remi is adorable. Hnnnng.

hello /jp/!

>>8793104
I want it so badly, can I move in with you to share a room with it?

I just hope mail would deliver my Suwako and Patchouli here faster. They are also counterfeits, so I'm interested in seeing how they differ from the real things. I'm thinking of getting real Marisa from Amiami though.

Pic from last thread. Remi met some interesting characters.

Reimu, what on earth are you doing

>>8793148
show-off

>>8793108

i wish

>>8793104
>>8792737
Fucking hell.
How you guys get it so quickly?
Goddamm international EMS shipping is faster than LOCAL shipping. I got my notification slip in my mailbox yesterday and I am in Tokyo.

>>8792737

>jpsies going to anime boston

holy fucking shit are you serious

i am too

>>8793270
Yeah, I really didn't think this was coming today at all.
>>8793104
Nice, the hat comes off?! Amazing.

This thread and its attetionwhores disgust me.

>>8793200

You should put on her hat since it's removable.

>>8793388
That idea is fucking genius. I want one even more now.

Say FumoSenpai, who is your favorite fumo?

>>8793308

ur mom disgust me lmao

Youmu is going to help me prepare a proper dinner tomorrow after seeing what I've been eating for dinner.

>>8793430

That looks better than what I usually eat.

There's something depressing, almost scary about these threads once the initial novelty/d'aawwh factor fades.

>>8793439

>depressing

What? How can you consider coming home to your lovely fumo and drink some nice tea with her while relaxing near your computer be depressing?

My fumos make coming home from my shitty job something to look forward to.

Youmu thinks drinking the rest of the soup is a bad idea, but its so delicious.

>>8793485
>Sodium
>1040mg

Listen to Youmu's advice you fuckwit.

>>8793439
You make me sad.

>>8793489
I think the gimmick is that "she" is referring to "herself" in the third person.

>>8793489
>two servings per container

>>8793280
Yes, going with some friends. Going to probably just browse the dealers and play some Hisoutensoku in the game room.

>>8793518

ill keep an eye out for you then

>>8793516
I hate these.

>>8793415
I love all of my fumos equally. Though I do spend the most time with Marisa...See, in my house we have a rule: If you play touhou, you have to have all the fumos you have seen on your lap. So if I play as Marisa (which I almost exclusively do), I have her on my lap. However, if Marisa is fighting Cirno, then she sits on my lap too.

Needless to say running through EoSD is a disaster because by the end I have Marisa, Cirno, Patchouli and Flandre all sitting on my lap.

>>8793452
I take one fumo to work each day and rotate, today was Youmu's day to sit with me at my desk.

how can i tell if my marisa nendo is a fake?

>>8794321
Where did you buy her? Post a pic.

The Marisa on the right is a Nendo Marisa.

>>8794326
if it's the one on the right then it's legit. i looked on google for marisa pics and she had a huge bow in the middle of her hat.

also I'm outside so ill post it next thread

>>8794337
There are fake nendos, the colors and outfit need to match, there shouldn't be any obvious stitching on the face like with the Fumos, and they should be posable.

>>8794344
the outfit matches but i don't know about posable. my nendo's pretty stiff she can't stay in a sitting position

So tempted to buy a Yukari fumo...

>>8793280
>>8792737

/jp/ Anime Boston meet up? I'm going as well. Just for Saturday/Sunday though.

>>8796237
I live in PA, tempted to go to just browse. Is there an admission price?

>>8796357
I Pre-Registered, but according to the website at door is:
Weekend: $55
Friday: $35
Saturday: $35
Sunday: $30

Unless you happen to be the little girl, which then prices drop.

>>8793518
Soku at AB sounds fun, although I'm pretty terrible at it.

>>8796362
One day price doesn't sound bad, but 100$~ just to browse (gas/food/admission) probably isn't worth it with taxes due. Might consider it but it would be more fun with /jp/ when I most likely decide after this thread has died.

>>8794237
I love you.

My friend thinks its pretty funny to make fun of my love for fumos. He left this present for me after he left last night. Stupid narutard.

>>8796432
I hope you are happy with people defiling your Fumos. No amount of threads is going to save you when you visit Gensokyo and get the payback for all that dissing you have been doing.

>>8796452
I am not happy, but my plan in Gensokyo is pretty much to get eaten on day one anyway. I just hope eventually I will be forgiven.

The fumos and I don't have air conditioning, so this is how we spend days like today.

>>8792737
They have fumos at these cons? Oh man, must not take money out of savings.

>>8796472
All those Fumos are waiting plushie guy. Just keep pushing the wrong buttons.

>>8796476
They are just as likely if not moreso to be frauds, there was a thread just last year about some guy who was going to a con to sell the chinese knockoffs at the genuine price.

Huh, an odd amount of con-goers like fumos. Not sure how I feel about this. The con-going crowd is a bit..odd. But I'll believe in you, /jp/! Don't let me down.

Marisa wanted to wander the house in her bloomers, but I told her no. I know its hot, but there will be no lewd behavior here. Her rebellion is to have the fan blow her dress around lewdly anyway.

>>8796472
Cirno knows she's got all the bitches. Seriously, look at that smug smile

>>8796500
Why is Cirno fumo so cynical? Did KoG make it?

>>8796491
Well that is a let down, or rather a relief as that means I won't miss out too much on not going.

>>8796530

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>>8796205
"Just what are you waiting for, hmm?"

>>8796546
When I got my Yukari fumo, things have started to get missing more often, and I find them in totally fucked up places.

...I know its your doing...

>>8796491
This is true in some sense, you need to be careful of people scamming you. But don't think finding them at some cons is impossible. Otakon had a few last year

>>8792737
Mah /jp/ nigga. I'll see you at Boston. We won't acknowledge each other, we won't even know what the other looks like, but we'll be there for each other.

>>8796237

sure

>>8796237
Isn't that what the touhou photoshoot for?

Do you guys think fumos would find Dakimakura weird? I've been debating on ordering a fumo or a daki. I want both but I don't want to come off as creepy to the fumo.

>>8796636
If I went to cons, the last thing I would do is approach somebody and ask "who JP here"

>>8796768
There were the jpsies who walked around akihabara together. As long as we don't come back posting pictures where we are all jacking each other off who cares? The meeting can be more incognito then what you described.

>>8796794
Can I go ahead and set up a time/place then?

I was thinking around 1:30 pm, maybe at a bar or something. Ideas?

I only have Youmu. She's lonely, I need more fumo's. But I'm poor. ;_;

>>8796862
I am >>8796794
Not sure of I'm going to the con yet, that seems like a good place though. I know I would like a drink or two before talking to people from /jp/. If people are going to meet it would probably be a good idea to pick a day like Saturday. Don't count my vote for a day though.

>>8796862
There was a small meet up at the Lir Irish Pub & Restaurant right across from the convention center last year. It was a pretty nice location.
and by meet up, I mean some of my /jp/ friends and myself. ;_;

>>8796910
Would be down for this, but if not I'll be in the game room with some buds playing soku and other stuff.

>>8796910
I'm down for this as well.
I just hope the touhou shoot ends on time. It can sometimes last for quite a while...

>>8796546

Oh my.

Take it to /soc/ con goers, this thread is fumo only.

>>8797379
how about you take it up the butt

This is even more cancerous than tea threads

>>8797379
Thank you.
Guys, not to be rude, but you have posted quite a lot about the con. Just start a thread or something, please. I want people to look at this and see cute fumos, not con talk.

>>8792663
Anyone know when these two are coming out?

>>8797572
Don't get pissy on me. First learn to treat your Fumos right and then talk like if your word have an ounce of decency.

>>8797583
Soon.

After trying and failing to forward my ports to host a game of Soku, this was my reaction.

>>8797723
HOLY MOTHER OF FUMOS.

My friend in the Navy said he got me a Fumo but will not tell me which one. I did get out of him that it wasn't Youmu. I broke down and got her so that whoever is on the way won't be lonely. I'd never have known the joy of Fumos if not for these threads.

Navy-kun also got himself a Chen. I'm trying to convince him to take pictures with her in exotic places around the world.

>>8797723

Wait does this mean that Okuu and Orin will also be made as well? What about the rest of the SA cast? Also source?

>>8797723

>>8797723
Note that we can't see her face.
It's this. Calling it right now.

>>8798125
If Orin is made I will be buying her faster than her blazing wheels can turn. When she arrives I will certainly be of good cheer!

>>8797723
ALL OF MY MONEY.

>>8798125
>What about the rest of the SA cast?

Curse you, now I can't help but hope for Yamame and Kisume to be made. Why do you set me up for such disappointment?

>>8798160

If the Komeiji's are made I'll be buying every single one of them so they can be one big happy united family.

damnit why bars, i can't get in

>>8796742

Well, it depends on the character. Reimu and Patchy probably wouldn't like it. Marisa would. Cirno too.