/jp/ - Otaku Culture

you're a fucking wimp

keep hiding in your cybernetic womb you've created

>>8794748
You wouldn't last a week in my neet life, normalfag.

I don't remember making this thread! ;_;

>that feel when I can't play kamidori while watching anime because madVR causes kamidori to crash
im quoting u are mom

>>8794764
a week of sitting on the computer scratching my ass and watching anime. yes, sounds so hard.

>>8794768

The normalfriends have fully infiltrated the last bastion. I don't know where to fall back to.

>>8794786
i'll recant if you can convince me your way of life is harder than anyone else's provided they're not a millionaire or a supermodel

>>8794793

I don't want anyone to recant anything. I just want to be left in peace in the last board that I feel at home in.

>>8794796
quit being a vagina then. you're shitting where you eat with blogging TRUNEET bullshit

>>8794803

The person you've been replying to isn't OP.

>>8794768
Try it first then tell me it's easy. Do you have a life? A job? Relationships and friends? Drop it all. Don't even sit at the computer, lay in bed and occasionally use the computer for an hour or two then feel like you don't want to do anything. TV is boring, you can't watch it. Be afraid to hear the phone ring, much less pick it up. Feel like going outside? Impossible. Feel like talking to someone? No, there's nobody to talk to. Then what can you do? You can lay in bed, sleep or just think. What do you think about? Think about your life in a negative light. Think about the days you enjoyed your life and how you're never getting those back. Think about every time you got embarrassed and wanted to die, about everyone who betrayed your trust, about what a scumbag you are and how you treat those around you. You feel their pitying hatred even when they're far away. But they're alright, they have a life and something to live for. You're trapped and its your own fault, and everyone around you agrees. Nobody likes you because you're not a likeable person. You're bitter and full of hate, thats who you are. You don't fit in and you can't even though you tried. But maybe you can change you tell yourself. You try going outside once and feel such a heavy drain of energy. You have to do something soon or the feeling of panic takes over and you have to rush back home and lay in your dark room. You can't find a reason to bother anyone with your pathetic existence and run away again. Why? Why is this guy so pathetic? Because he is, and it's his fault.

Just lay in bed and regret every day that passes by.

>>8794805
>Don't even sit at the computer
That's the deal-breaker.

>>8794805
holy pity party.

friends are a highschool thing. adults have acquaintances. get a job and stop feeling sorry for yourself.

>>8794808

Nobody wants your advice. Get out of /jp/.

>>8794811
why don't you go lie down and weep some more?

>>8794808
Pity party? That's your life you're talking about there. Your life for a week, if you tried. That is you. Get a job? You would if it was easy. If your mind was sound and steady. Instead, you have one that's unstable and riddled with holes. All I see from your posts is you're unwilling to try it. All I see is you trying to push it away and make fun of it because it's such a ridiculous way to live. You're right, it's no way to live. Why do you think people who suffer in my shoes often choose suicide as the answer instead of "geterjab"? Because even if they got one, it solves one problem out of many, and money from a low paying job doesn't solve these problems.

Well, today I woke up around 3PM and then immediately went on the computer to see if anyone emailed me about some things I'm selling. I got one email and set up to meet the guy on Wednesday at Starbucks. An easy $400. I sold something else for $700 a few days ago. I'm planning on buying a new camera with all the money once I've sold everything and then using the leftover combined with whatever I can get out of my parents to visit a childhood friend that lives out of state. I visited there about the same time last year and it was great, but I had no funds and no car so I felt like more of a nuisance than anything. I'm planning on driving out there by myself this time, so I'll have a car.

I'm going to hang these up around town to try and make a new best friend. This is just the rough version, what other things should I include? It feels very lacking for lack of a better word.

What else would you add while still hiding your power-level? I am drawing blanks here.

>>8794825
Enjoy your email getting spam mail'd.

>>8794822
Oh, and one more thing. There's a guy I know (part of our old group of friends) who I haven't really spoken with in over a year who wants to drive with me. He doesn't have a license and says he'd pitch in for gas, but I just don't really want him to drive with me. He said he was thinking of flying but since I'm driving he'd like to go with me. I was really looking forward to spending the two days driving by myself through the US, kind of like an adventure.

Is there any polite way to tell him I'd rather drive there alone?

>>8794825

I'd say your power level is clear for all to see in that flyer.

>>8794825
A picture on Flanfly.

>Being a NEET is hard. I have so much time to play games, read vns, watch anime and do whatever but I don't actually feel like doing any of it.
I know that feel all too well.

>All I do is worry. Worry and regret every day that I live. I don't want to be a NEET any more.
But I don't know this feel.

>>8794825
wot you have against japanese games mate

>>8794825
I dunno, seems like a pretty strange thing to do though, anon. Maybe you should also mention that you don't wanna suck any cocks, dude.

>>8794825
"Please respond."

>>8794836
>JRPGs
>JRPGs

I LOVE Japanese games, are you serious?

>>8794839
I said friend so I am sure it implies just a friendship. I'm not into dudes at all.

>>8794825
I'd be your friend if you wanted a internet one.

>>8794825
>you are NOT a user of drugs our alcohol
I don't know how you guys deal. I would've probably ended it by now if I spent all my time sober.

>>8794855
I have nothing against drug users or drugs. I just do not enjoy them and do not want a friend who pressures me to use them either.

That stuff was annoying enough in high school.

>>8794855
Alcohol just makes you even more depressed.

>>8794855

I can't really justify the expense.
If I drank two bottles of spirits a week it would cost my entire food budget for that week.

>>8794855
you're hindering your capacity to learn anything new.

>>8794857
Without saying that inviting them into your house, they would probably steal something, unless they were rich, but if that was the case, they would probably be hanging with the cool rich guys.

>>8794862

Not if you only drink when you're in a decent mood and distract yourself with inane shit on the internet while you do it. Granted, I don't drink everyday; just once a week or so.

Also, being a NEET isn't hard in the slightest. You don't have any responsibilities whatsoever; no worries about work, school or being trained, don't have to get up and go anywhere, don't have to do with people or their obnoxious bullshit on a daily basis, etc.

You are free. It gets lonely, but the greatest lie you've ever been told is that being happy is a normal or common state of mind.

>>8794845
>plays games on PC or
>non-Xbox consoles

But all of the best Japanese games, aside from Valkyria, Demon's Souls, and Yakuza, are on the Xbox and most definitely not on PC

>/jp/

>>8794870
Don't you worry about your future?

>>8794874
He probably means casual shit, like cowaduty.

>>8794855
I think /jp/ should start AA club. Got to admit that instead of liking booze now i feel like i should have booze. I'm glad to notice that i still have some of my steel hard self-restraint left but god does it feel painful.

>>8794880
>>8794874

Pretty much, though if I wrote something like 'Don't play shitty games like Cowadooty" I'm sure that would be even more off-putting. What I have already is the friendliest way to put it.

>>8794880
When your expectations are at rock bottom, its pretty easy to not worry about meeting them

>>8794883
You should probably try using "not underage", but that would sound like you wanted something sexual.
Damn it.

>>8794882
the secret is to buy expensive shit, so you feel like you're wasting it buy drinking it on just any old occasion.

>>8794874
And Atelier.

If I were to ever buy a console of any kind, it would be a PS3 for Atelier. I need Totori in my life.

>>8794825
Unless you track down every NEET in town and nail this to their doors, how do you expect them to find it?

>>8794899
I'm going to put this up online, too. I just don't know what sites are good for that sort of thing.

>>8794825
That flyer is the most pathetic, nerdy thing I have ever seen in my entire life. How do you plan on fitting out your front door to put those up?

>>8794923
Uh, I could get my mom to help. She could hang up a few at her office.

>>8794894
But i like to stay rich. My respect for money and plasma televisions is too great. And my body is fighting against my will. I think I must have sterilized it internally during this month.

>>8794890
Such is life.

>>8794825
>write ... about yourself

Fuck you. Next thing you gonna ask is to write the reason why you should befriend me.

I used to be an apathetic 252lb fat ass agoraphobic. Slept 12 hours a day, played everquest 10 and fapped for 2 never walked unless it was to bed or the fridge to get processed food. Did this for 9 years and the only major problem I had was gangrenous gallbladder / stones (this fucking hurts and will catch up with you)

Then I had a health scare that could have killed me from being said fat ass and had a good cry and changed for the better... because I figured out I DID want to live to see the next seasons animu and fap another day.

You can still fap all day and watch anime at least try to make SOME good changes:


Talk to a doctor, tell him you have hit bottom (stop fucking whining and do it)
Ask him for blood tests to check liver, kidney, thyroid -- all of it... ask him if you have any special dietary needs (Do you have the beetus or fatty liver? if you don't smarten the fuck up you will -- its not hard its all in your head) bonus points if you live in a socalist utopia and can get a cardiac stress test + sleep apnea screening.

Don't eat fucking shit -- IE. go to the super market and buy ONLY fresh produce, complex carbs (no white rice you fucking cunt) and lean meat (turkey, chicken, fish twice a week, you can have red meat every other week if you really want that shit -- also this doesn't mean breaded premade chicken fingers you fuck.) The secret to making the following alot easier is to eat a massive variety of food and to know roughly what is in it.

>>8794989

If you run into information overload (I did) then you might want to think about seeing registered dietician (not a nutritionist). You should be able to figure it out by talking to your doctor and reading some reliable sources but it can be overwhelming at first. If the price puts you off go ask your parents if they want to fork over a couple $100 every month or watch their fat leech child die a slow death on their dime. They will probably even buy you a fucking hot fudge sundae for trying.

There is a lot of quackery out there and fad diets -- if people weren't eating it 500 years ago or you cant make it at home with fresh produce you have on hand -- you don't want it. (some good fats are fine -- use your head and know the difference)

Learn what a every single thing listed on a food label is and how much you should and should not have. just stay away from quack sources (like /fit/).

you aren't going to be weighing your food everyday and logging this shit forever you just need to learn proper serving sizes and what type of macro-nutrients/micro nutrients you are getting. As long as you eat a variety and know ROUGHLY how many calories and micronutrients are in a piece of food you can guesstimate -- 3500 Calories = 1lb body fat on average. Educate yourself. If you are losing more than 2lbs a week you probably have too much of a caloric deficit and should eat more (do the math - its easy)

people that eat healthy don't try hard, it just becomes second nature like you reaching for a jar of baconaise. The difference between you picking up a piece of cake and them a carrot,hummus, almonds and an ancient grain bun is just ignorance.

I just want someone that I can hold in bed at night, no matter the gender.

>>8794992
Learn how much good fat you need, protein, carbs and how active you are, basal metabolic rate, BMI, micronutrients, sodium, dietary fiber ANYTHING that shows up in cronometer (you can ignore the 22 amino acids listed under protein if you get your protein from most animal sources-- this is useful if you are a vegan however) or ask your doctor or dietician. Google and know the difference between a Complete and INCOMPLETE protein.

If you don't have an accurate body weight scale, get one. Talk to your doctor before you change your shit. do it for 2 weeks (you will lose a lot of initial weight from cutting back on calories) measure everyday after you get up (empty your giant fat bladder) at the same time before breakfast. aim for 1-2 lbs a week MAX (its not a race and this can fuck you up if you do it wrong, talk to your doctor) after a few weeks your appetite should stabilize and you will be eating at a caloric defect (you may have to remember to eat because you won't feel hungry). There will be times you stop losing weight for no reason or gain it back -- if it lasts more than a week or two then you can fuck with your formula.

to read a fucking food label on the few things you actually buy that are packaged (low fat milk, maybe a healthy yogurt IE no sugar or aspartame you fucking sack, fats)

No more transfat, less than 13g saturated fat (pref under 5g) and try to keep cholesterol lower than 100mg a day, eat a large variety of foods -- learn about them as well, what they contain and if you should limit their intake (Ie potassium from Bananas can fuck you up if you eat too many or mercury from many (but not all) fish. -- if you eat a true variety this shouldn't be a problem.

>>8794999
You don't need 300g carbs and 2400Kcal per day to fap and watch anime. Food is not a friend to you anymore its just food. Eat your fucking kale and beansprouts - tell yourself they are delicious.

you will be a bitch and have to walk away from your fat family members while they are eating theire diabetes bomb cakes and cheetos, they will smack their lips, you will want to smack their fucking face -- walk away (after you eat your veggies, faggot)

Change your diet slowly -- if you go cold turkey like I did you will look like a walking fucking corpse and loose 20 lb in one month, dizzy, bags under your eyes and could end up fucking your organs over. There is a learning factor here and you will be changing shit, see your doctor -- at least in Canada they don't want to see your ignorant ass die and most DO care.

Now for the ACTUAL work (this isn't hard after a while either, just tedious) You need to walk. Yes you have anxiety and shit, walk at 2am like I did. Start slowly and gradually over a few months work up to an hour of constant walking (5km is the end goal). Make sure you have new / professionally fitted shoes as this can become grueling without them, if you are a fat fuck get a cardiac stress test. My ankles looked like life preservers and I felt like shit for 3 weeks
but then one day I found myself enjoying it, it compounded to the point where I get in a shitty mood If I don't have my walk and I can't live without them. I Personally walk 5-7 days a week but do what you can to start and don't jump in over your head.

>>8795002
If you don't lift some sort of weight every other day you will loose muscle mass (espcially at 2lb per day) -- its easier to lift it takes a few minuets and you get giant veins the bitches love (this scared the shit out of me the first time I seen it) if you ever need an IV the nurses will love you. Do it and do it properly -- /fit/ is acceptable for this -- they will probably recommened some body weight exercises like squats you can't do without hurting yourself so don't force it and ask for easier begginer exercises.
A simple adjustable dumbell set (5-10-20lb) and some very begginer body weight exercises are enough - you don't need to be a bodybuildign asshole that drinks a gallon of milk a day and squats and goes keto -- ignore their bullshit you just need to safely use your muscles. You want SOME muscle as they help burn fat and stop you from hurting yourself doing simple shit among a host of other benefits.

try to eat smaller meals throughout the day -- don't completely fast for hours at a time and eat a BEETUS bomb. 3 bigger meals and 2 small snacks works for me, talk to your doctor espcially if you have hypo/hypertension, celliacs/etc.

once you do that you WILL feel better about yourself and life in general. You will look alphas in the eye and tell them to fuck off because once you beat being a fatass you feel like you can do anything (unless you can't -- go see a head doctor you fuck)

If you are a skinny bean pole that eats once a day then you really need to get your shit together too.

>>8795004
>If you are a skinny bean pole that eats once a day then you really need to get your shit together too.

Yeah well fuck you and your faggot pasta.

>>8795004

>If you are a skinny bean pole that eats once a day then you really need to get your shit together too.

Why? I eat once a day, occasionally twice and a doctor has never commented on my health apart from what I was there for. 185cm, 70kg when I weighed myself a couple of years ago, might be 65 now.

>>8794880
>don't you worry about your future?

I have a job and I'm going to school. I fucking hate them both. The fact that I'll spend the rest of most of my life working, or doing things for work, makes me want to completely drop out of the system altogether or kill myself.

>>8794989
>>8794992
>>8794999
>>8795002
>>8795004
>I used to be a fat fuck then became a fitizen instead

How is this even related to being a neet

>>8794738
you are not a neet you are just a loser wannabe normalfag

>>8795012
pls tell me more dude

I eat whatever (mostly stuff I cook,) don't exercise much, and I don't think I'm going to die anytime soon.

Well, I hurt my back lifting 25 pounds the other day.

But that was a fluke.

I wish I could be a NEET again. You know that feeling when you wake up and stay in bed while your parents get dressed and leave for work? That is the best feeling in the world. Not having to constantly peek at my watch and count down the minutes until I have to leave. Normal life fucking sucks. I'm not gonna be able to take this for much longer. I'll probably figure out a way to kill myself and make it look like an accident.

If you're overweight as NEET you're doing it wrong.

>>8795013
Exercise is a great way to stay sane, nothing like a good jog at 3 AM to take in the cool air and explore neat places without running into people. Couldn't do that shit with a 9-5.

>>8795028

>Normal life fucking sucks. I'm not gonna be able to take this for much longer.

I agree. I do the same stuff with my parents getting up to go to work, too.

What are you doing now? You should quit your job, take all the money you have, and go bet it on crazy gambles like Kaiji. Cheat as much as you can, steal if you have to, etc.

>>8795028
>kill myself and make it look like an accident

What are you, bizzaro Agent 47?

>>8795034
Sure you can, that's how I manage to stay sane with a job. If if I had to go straight to work after waking up I would feel miserable.

I just spoke to a pretty interesting guy on Omegle, but he disconnected or something.


Just wanted to say that it was nice talking to you. I wish you all the best.

>>8795028
>figure out a way to kill myself and make it look like an accident.

tell me when you do

>>8795082
>>8795028

Me too. Should mention I don't have a car or motorbike.