/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>two years ago
>watching Neon Genesis Evangelion
>watch to episode 24
>oh this is pretty sweet, I'm liking it
>episode 25 and 26
>oh that's.. weird. Hopefully the movie will be better
>watch EoE
>GNR grows a vagina eye which then gets stabbed by a crucifix
>ALL OF MY NOPE
>two days ago
>decide to watch EoE again
>Geez, was the TV always this high?
>Oh, I'm a little girl!
>doushio.gif
>Go outside
>Go to Borders to buy some borders
>Lady behind the counter eying me
>she wants to hug
>Go to the manga section
>Pick up the latest volume of Berserk
>A meteor walks by me
>Oh I'm sorry. Just a fat weeaboo as usual
>"BERSERK IS FOR FAGS. READ NARUTO! IT'S FOR REAL WOMEN SUCH AS MYSELF!"
>Walk away with Berserk in hand
>Pay
>Leave
>Suddenly, man walks over to me
>"Ma'am, would you be interested in engaging in sexual intercourse?"
>I blush at the idea because I'm a little girl
>Oblige
>He takes me to a back alley
>We have little girl on older man sex
>"MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN!"
>"I'm cumming!"
>he bursts into treats
>realize that he's really warm
>he's actually a bear
>suddenly like 15 more dudes walk into the back alley
>"Looks like we got ourselves a sticky situation!"
>cannedlaughter.mkv
>have sex with every single one of them
>drenched in semen
>holes filled
>go home covered
>take a bath
>out of nowhere, a tentacle monster!
>it rapes me
>"It's not rape if you like it!"
>I like it
>it turns into casual sex
>go to bed
>realize that tomorrow is penis inspection day
>no longer have a penis
>turn to side
>gary oak in my face
>"ONCE OUR EYES MEET, WE MUST BATTLE!"
>haven't been to the pokemon center yet
>team destroyed
>i black out