/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Man, her shoulders are enormous and inproportional.

she looks like a rhino lol

>>8767797
>>8767799
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

i said b4 i dont

>>8767846
I have no idea why that made me laugh so much.

>>8767789
>Good morning boy, does your anus still hurt? I can't wait to stimulate your prostate with this finger like this again.

>>8768022
I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!!!!!

How are you even supposed to satisfy a woman like Yuugi? Having sex with her is probably like playing Morrowind with a pure hand-to-hand character.

>>8768022
It always starts with the finger, but before you know it she wants to put her long hard horn inside you.
..Not that i would mind.

>>8767789
moar yuugi plox

>>8767789
i can whack my willy to this

>>8768704
Go back to >>>/v/ "plox".

>>8768843
suck my cock "please"
*grabs cock and shoves it in your mouth*

>>8768846
who the fuck r u nerd talkin to me lik that

>>8767797

She just has her body twisted oddly there. The mountain queen isn't only big, but graceful as well.
Oh yeah. Graceful as a Soviet Hungarian olympic gymnast.

>>8768875
If only I could find a real life Yuugi...

>>8768875
That made me hard for some reason.

Aaah, Yuugi, why are you so lewd?

>>8768879
Imagine this Yuugi fucking you with a horsedick-sized strap-on.

>>8768879

Manly people can't be lewd.

I wouldn't mind Yuugi cradling me like a baby and spoon-feeding my chocolate pudding...

>>8768878

Met one that was close. Was unfortunately also rabidly unlikeable furry.

But with seven billion people on earth, if there's one to begin with chances are there's always another.

>>8767789
oh god the thought of yuugi mocking my tiny human penis makes me so hard ;_;

>>8768892

That still may very well mean you are average, abover average, or well above average by all means, though.
Oni come in all sizes, but when they are big, they are indeed big.

Pic related to subject but not to post.

>>8768892

I am also filled with self-loathing.

>>8768911
regardless, being an equal partner with yuugi would totally defeat the purpose of getting with a beastly oni chick
all yuugi loving men want nothing more than for her to ravage us like the little sissy boys we are

>>8768911
that indeed

Why is Yuugi blushing? does she think I'm gonna take responsibility?

I'd be out of there so fast.

>>8768923
Mystia is a good girl.

>>8767789
who is this hot stud?

>>8768929

... or maybe because she's excited and blood is rushing to her face.

You know, the reason people tend to blush.

>>8768961

That would be the mountain queen. You seem to be looking for the mountain king.
He's in Norway, by the way.

Although to be fair, I can sort of understand why you were mistaken.

implying Yuugi would have sex with some weak ass human, she'd probably only spread for a Youkai that could bet her in arm wrestling

>>8769155
You do know that onis were known for kidnapping humans they found interesting for some unfathomable reason, right?

And then nobody ever saw them again.

>>8769182

because they were either eaten or drained of their soul oni need them to survive I can assure you it was not for procreation

I had a dream with Yuugi in it but she didn't act like Yuugi. She was wearing a white t shirt and really tight red gym shorts, like in that MMD video.

>>8769155

Well... if you want it that way, she may be blushing because she's murderously excited about the thought of your pitifully weak human seed perishing helplessly in her utterly inhosplitable womb, which is sort of like butchering and consuming you 4,5 billion times in one go.

But that is almost *too* lewd, if there is such a thing.

I used to like Yuugi and enjoy Yuugi threads but Arc just ruins all of them.

>>8769193

Not all oni devour souls, though, and those that do tend to get their recommended daily intake of souls along with their food.
Kind of like how desert spiders get all their water from crickets.

>>8769248
are you saying they eat humans, or that animals have souls

>>8769510

With the whole reincarnation mess present in East Asian religions, animals more often than not have souls. However oni that have an actual need to devour souls to survive are usually depicted as specifically devouring the souls of humans.
Maybe they just prefer the human flavour.