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What faiths do the Touhous follow, /jp/?

Of course the mikos all follow Shintoism, but what do the other characters follow? The Scarlet Devil Crew seem to follow Christianity as Remilia seems to know the value of a human life and friendship. Also, she puts crosses everywhere in her house.

Rumia also seems to know about the "Crucified Saint," so she may have been influenced by a travelling missionary, Jesuit, etc.

Ichirin is Muslim because she wears a turban. It's a miracle she hasn't hijacked Murasa's ship and crashed it into the nearest skyscraper. Good thing there's no skyscrapers in Gensokyo.

Nazrin is a Jew rat that hoards all the treasures mean for the Youkai Christ. She's probably the one who sold her out that one time.

Alice is the daughter of (Gensokyo's) Satan, so she's probably Christian as well. Maybe a Mormon.

Any other ideas /jp/?

>> No.8761289

I read on ZUN's twitter that all Touhous are Mormon.

>> No.8761288

Maybe people don't practice religions? Because, you know, its not something that everyone has to have.

>> No.8761290

Oh just fuck off Christian. Don't you have some better things to do. Like pray and fight with Muslims?

>> No.8761304

Well, the part about Rumia mentioning a saint is true, isn't it?

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>>8761290

>> No.8761317

Maybe Rumia IS Jesus.

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>>8761309
Yes. Thoroughly. Plus your cards are disturbing.

>>8761304
True dat

>> No.8761324

>>8761282

Holy, that's the first picture I've ever seen of Byakuren that's filled with Christian symbolisms.

>> No.8761355

>The Scarlet Devil Crew seem to follow Christianity

You mean satanism.

>> No.8761389

>>8761355

Satanism is a fucking joke religion (was suppose to) and is recently new. They wouldn't even know what the fuck it is.

>> No.8761409

>>8761389
But you know that all ancient monsters are satanical in Christianity. Including vampires and everything pagan.

So no that Morgan lafey shit. Just plain Christian demonology.

>> No.8761419

>>8761288
Science doesn't exist outside kappas in gensokyo, so they have to have a religion as they cannot generally worship science.

>> No.8761430

Atheist (and fan of real-life science) here. Superstition is nice as a fairy-tale as long as we remember that it's only that.

>> No.8761434

>>8761409

After a few SDM Christmas Doujin, I've been wanting to write a story about Flandre praying to the Lord even though her very existence is a contradiction. It's so heart-wrenching.

>> No.8761437

>>8761282
Mormonism. They're all polygamists.

>> No.8761442

>>8761430
No one gives a shit about you and your opinions; we're talking about Touhou's beliefs, not ours.

>> No.8761441

>>8761430
Aliens are nowadays fairytales.

Also fuck you. Your continued arguments with christians spoil it for the rest of us who don't give a damn.

>> No.8761445

>>8761409
The only evil supernatural creatures that are acknowledged to exist in Christianity are demons. No ghosts/vampires/werewolves/etc.

>> No.8761457

>>8761434
Why should it? If we go by the commonly accepted vampire myth, she is simply a victim of Cain's curse. True Faith should not be uncommon in vampires. Another interpretation is that vampires are Humanity's predators, set by God to maintain the numbers down a bit. Another interesting bit is that Remilia eats very little, not enough to kill. Does she truly have that little appetite, or is she clinging to her human mortality with all her might? And for what purpose? A glimmer of salvation?

>> No.8761458

Might i add that according to my studies. Feeling empathy towards something satanical would make you a satan lover. And studying it would make you a necromancer.

So you better watch out.

>> No.8761471

>>8761445
Behemoth.
Leviathan.
Lilith
Sammuel's ghost(?), demon most likely.

>> No.8761481

>>8761471
>Behemoth.
Not supernatural, just an animal
>Leviathan.
Not supernatural, just an animal
>Lilith
Not supernatural, just a human

>> No.8761485

>>8761430
durr durr piltdown man/evolution is a fairy tale to begin with.

Most atheists/people who break away from christianity aren't scientists, they are just people who don't want responsibilities, so they decide on having no god.

>> No.8761488

>>8761445
you forgot djinn

>> No.8761491

>>8761481
>Lilith

She's not even in the Bible, go back to ABS.

>8761488

Oh come on, that's MUSLIM for fuck's sake.

>> No.8761493

>>8761471
The behemoth and leviathan are animals. Lilith is not a part of orthodox Christian doctrine. Samuel's ghost was likely a demon.

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>>8761485

>> No.8761499

>>8761485
0/10, you're not even trying. Anyways, what you're doing is like shitting in a sea of piss.

>> No.8761528

Sakuya is atheist. At least from IaMP.

>> No.8761530

>>8761491
>She's not even in the Bible

This, of itself, doesn't preclude anything about Lilith; but regardless there is no place for her within orthodoxy.

>> No.8761558

which 2hu would you listen to rush and read ayn rand with?

>> No.8761564

>>8761528

Of course she is. Just like her papa.

>> No.8761582

>>8761564
Sakuya is a Christian name. Thus, Sakuya is a Christian.

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Sayaka is Christian
therefore Sakuya is also Christian

>> No.8761621

They are all jews.

>> No.8763777

>>8761457
>>8761457

That's a good interpretation. Thanks, that gave me a lot of ideas.

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Sanae = Obvious Jew
Her spellcards even reference Moses, the parting of the Red Sea, and the Old Testament.

>> No.8764186

>>8763845
Kidding me? Jews don't even read the old testament. It's all Talmud for them, and the Kabbalah.

>> No.8764236

>>8761282
>Ichirin is Muslim
I though Ichirin was a Buddhist nun, they wear the exact same outfits.

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>>8764236

I am OP.

Some parts of my posts were meant to be jokes.

I'm sorry.

>> No.8764299

>Proving /jp/ can reply to the most retarded thread possible

>> No.8764305

>>8764245
It's okay. In the last Touhou religion thread we reached the conclusion that holy artifacts would not harm Koakuma as long as the god behind them does not damn her.

I really enjoy these threads when there are nobody to spoil our harmless fun.

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>>8764299

2hu is /jp/ related.

Now go back to >>>/v/

>> No.8764841

>>8761458
This looks like some narrow-minded pseudo-Christianity, as usual.

Faggots just don't seem to realize that we were never called to judge anyone. Judging isn't our job. Rather, we were called to love everyone.

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>> No.8764989

>>8764983
Leave fukune alone you jerk

>> No.8764983

>>8764306
The things I would do to that squid..

>> No.8765003
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8765003

Why is /jp/ so full of Abrahamic religions?

>> No.8765015

>>8765003
Because they are the largest?

>> No.8765059

>>8764983
Forgot you're avatar.

Post now with the avatar you"d have posted.

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>>8765059
i dont post with avatar on squid post

>> No.8765075

>>8765068
But if you did, would that be the avatar you'd have posted, or was that just you're avatar for that post? If so, please post the avatar you would have posted if you did post your avatar for squid post. If not just continue as normal please respond.

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>>8765015
Buddhism is larger.

It's only that the Abrahamic ones have a larger footprint is history. It can't be helped.

>> No.8765098

>>8765068
Moetron. I like you.

So...Mu-c-h...

>> No.8765113

>>8765079
Not true! I don't know if Islam is Abrahamic but i guess it is. Buddhism is only 3rd. If it is trusting my old junior high teacher and the book.

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>>8765098
If you love her so much why dont you have a christian marriage?

>> No.8765125

>>8765113
>I don't know if Islam is Abrahamic
It is, they worship the god of Abraham.

>> No.8765134

>>8765114
I'm not Christian or even Muslim and it is too soon. Maybe I'll just watch her from afar and kiss her posts on the screen.

;_;

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>>8765134
>kiss her

You sick fuck.

>> No.8765155

>>8765144
Posts! the
>posts

I'm sorry!

>> No.8768753

The Ryujin is one of God's many aliases

Therefore, everyone is Christian.

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