/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I don't think anyone is actually serious about that.

If they were, it would have already happened.

Have you ever met an autistic woman with a single redeeming trait?

Impolite sage.

>>8757276
Milk moved in with her boyfriend a couple of months ago, not too long after she made that thread about wanting to move in with someone.

>Is youthful for her age in looks, behavior, and tastes
Autistic girls - legal lolis

I am not interested in disgusting 3dpd

Kinda upset that a few of those describe me, it's probably bullshit though.

I'd do anything for a cute /jp/ boy to dress up as a girl for me and act like he has autism as described in that chart.

/r/ male autismic traits.

Oh who am I kidding. I know those by heart!

>>8757331
H0MU HIJACK

>>8757324
A good deal of these describe me, including the one about gastrointestinal problems. I've had multiple shrinks disagree on whether or not I actually have it, though. If it really came down to it I could probably play up my problems a bit to qualify for autismbux.

Hory shit I'm a female and have a lot of those symptoms. Except for the dressing up part. I actually spend tons of time doing my hair and makeup. I also don't have weird fits in public. And I definitely have no savant talents. Should I kill myself?

>>8757342
Yes.

>>8757340
There's a correlation between higher intelligence and gastrointestinal problems. Even if you're not autistic, people with high IQs tend to suffer from some sort of chronic metabolic disease or poop irregularly. The corollary is that autists are usually smart, too, so they would be the group that suffers the most.

>>8757342
>female
>>>/soc/

fuck if there was any /jp girl near where I lived I'd move in a heartbeat

Because although sometimes I like traps they are terrible in 3d and I much prefer girls.

>>8757342
>not having anxiety attacks in public
Get out, normalfag.

>>8757269
Bullshit, 3DPD is a troll. Nerd girl is a persona to attract intellectual whores.

>>8757294
>>8757349
>>8757369
Who are you quoting?

>>8757372
I know an autistic girl but the thing she autismicizes over is listening to local radio stations and singing along to every song, so she is very unintelligent and is always mad. She also has Prader-Willi syndrome and is morbidly obese.

>>8757353
No you wouldn't.
You'd be autismal and too socially awkward to even go outside and talk to her, let alone move in.

>>8757369
I have anxiety in public. I was talking about the "crying fits in public".

>>8757388
still too normal, get on my level girl

As if a girl would let someone like >>8757353 mooch off of them.

But there's the potential I'd let a female /jp/sie mooch off of me~

I'd love to live with another /jp/sie and be his sex slave. It could never work though. I am a grotesque monster whose very existence is a crime against nature.

>>8757410
Time to hit the treadmill.
Or better yet, get an exercise bike so you can shitpost and exercise at the same time.

>>8757410
Don't worry. Grotesque monsters are my fetish.

>>8757415
congratulations on the marriage to >>8757410

>>8757412
That's a fucking amazing idea, why doesn't all of jp do this?
Make it so the bike powers the usb hub that the keyboard/mouse is connected to and we are in business!

Because I expect the average /jp/sie to be someone who doesn't clean up after himself.

I tried sticking my hand down my throat to make myself vomit, but all the time spent suppressing my gag reflex so I can better suck a cock should the time ever come to do so has made it difficult.

>>8757429
Use a toothbrush, I just got back from puking.

>>8757448
I think it might be easier to just not eat.

>>8757401
Well actually you would be surprised by the number of guys i know who moved in with their girlfriends family.

I would move in with someone from /jp/. I enjoy cooking at least. On the subject of anxiety, if I leave the house, to an uncomfortable place, I really need to get drunk.

I just want to live a gentle life and try to see people happy and loved. Society doesn't work that way and I am afraid of the future really.

>>8757269
>All you have to do in return is become their willing sex slave and suck their cock dry of cum while wearing a cute skirt and panties.


YES PLEASE!

>>8757449
It really is.
Buliemia damages the mucosal lining of your throat.
Your stomach fluids are made to digest, and you vomit often and they'll digest your throat.

Most people's enemy they think is hunger, but it shouldn't be. The enemy is fats and sugars.
Carbohydrates are your friend. They take a while to digest, so they stop you from being hungry for long periods of time- you are less hungry when you eat 400 calories of oatmeal for a longer period of time than 400 calories of chocolate or whatever.

Limit yourself, just eat oatmeal.
OATZ AND SQUATZ

Although fairly funny, the point is to get the nutritional awesomeness of oats mixed with some strenuous exercise.
My golden recommendation is oatmeal + exercise bike + shitposting. Don't forget veggies, either. I eat frozen broccili and frozen spinach for my greens. Dem vitamins, yo.

>>8757469
Would you suck my fat cock, sparky? I'd feed you like a baby with my milk, every day.

>>8757465
>>I just want to live a gentle life and try to see people happy and loved.

I think you'll be OK. That's basically the ultimate goal of every human on this planet.

>>8757514
Contrary to popular normalfag belief, there are plenty of people who live their entire lives alone and unloved and die just like they lived.

Congratulations on the marriage

>>8757502
yes just let me wear a maid uniform!

>>8757294
>Similarly physical when happy:hand flapping, clapping, singing, jumping, running around, dancing, bouncing.
You're absolutely right.
I will never have an autistic waifu.

>>8757522
are you sure? the sight of you wearing a maid outfit would make me go out of control

>>8757532
>>8757294
>Hates injustice and hates to be misunderstood; this can invite anger and rage.
Oh gosh!
I'm a guy, I shouldn't be getting all of these symptoms.

>>8757537

>>8757514
If that is the case, they go about it in a stupid way. All of the mindgames and other stupid shit. I would prefer it to be breathing a sigh of relief and feeling like there is someone sympathetic at last.

I'm too sensitive to function properly in society generally, although if people saw me on the street they may not think so.

>8757541

Why are you such a slut? You should be a pure girl like me, and save yourself for your one true love.

>>8757547
!!!!
YOU ARE CORRECT!!

PLEASE SEPERATE ME FROM SPARKY0!

>>>/soc/

That list feels frighteningly familiar.

I guess that's why I'm on /jp/.

>>8757489
sup /fit/

you're still using that SQUATZ N OATZ meme?

>>8757347
Beethoven had gastrointestinal problems. He was also very unsociable, but highly intelligent and talented, and extremely dedicated and passionate about musical pursuits, and had dozens of serious emotional issues that generally made him seem like a huge dick to most people.

Do you think he might have had Aspergers? It would actually make me feel a lot better about possibly being an aspie if such a great man was too.

Also, here's a movement from one of his early symphonies, popularly said to be "inspired" by his gastrointestinal problems
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M4NXNdvtAc

Anyone else's digestive issues get worse with age? If I don't take acid suppression pills every day I get the worst sulphuric-smelling farts ever. They burn my asshole, too.

>>8757909
Improve your diet, and ween yourself off the pills. They'll just cover symptoms instead of addressing underlying problems, while probably slowly causing more

>>8757554
This

digestive problems can be cured, don't eat a lot of processed food.

believe it or not, water makes it worse.

drink carbonated stuff.

food that is cooked a lot has most of it's nutrients destroyed. therefore is just chills there in your stomach.

cook your own food. avoid bread.

meat also contributes to stomach issues.

so does drinking alcohol, smoking....

i used to have terrible diareha....all is well now....for now

>>8757939
>believe it or not, water makes it worse.
>drink carbonated stuff.

What about carbonated water?

>>8757269
>while wearing a cute skirt and panties.
I look too much like a man for that. I'd really like to dress like a trap, but instead of being cute, I would look pretty fucking creepy and ugly.

>>8757324
A lot of those describe me, and I'm perfectly fine with it.

If that list is true. The majority of females I met over the last years had assburger.

>/jp/

Next year I'll leave my place if everything goes well, and I will live on my own, in a shitty apartment, like in one of those doujins. I will gladly take good care of a /jp/er in exchange of her/him being my sex slave dressed as a maid! you will have to play videogames with me too. Don't worry I'm a nice guy, but also a bit of a pervert... it can't be helped. More details to come later this year.
Even if you live abroad, you can come, because being a NEET is the same everywhere.

>>8757997
/jp/ finally became a little girl?

>>8757997
>Posting on a dating site
>On a typical friday night I am: with friends

Fucking normalfag trying to look unique and speshul.

>>8758002
I really wish I could look good in a maid uniform ;_;

>>8757269
Holy shit, I think I might be actually a girl with aspergers

>>8758005
>Fucking normalfag trying to look unique and speshul.
This, she probably lost her voice because some alpha throat fucked her too hard.

>>8758030
Yep. I highly doubt she's a virgin.

I'm not female though, heh.

>>8758037
I'm neither female nor an aspie, but I have many of these traits too.

I've already made such an agreement with a /jp/sie and I'll probally run away from home next year to live with him

What does the female version of this guy look like?

can you please /soc/ subhumans fuck off to /bun/ or somewhere? thank you

>>8757375
I'm pretty sure
>>8757349 and >>8757294 used the quote function correctly

>>8758052
jealous as FUCK

>>8758052
Why are everyone but me having amazing romantic relationships with fellow /jp/ers?

id move in if they didnt make me do lewd stuff

>>8758074
Im gonna poz your neg butt so hard
You will be all in tears when i am done givin you the death fuk

I would live with a /jp/sie without lewdness. I wouldn't be /jp/'s type anyway. I think a problem of being in a relationship with someone from /jp/ is that we all seem to be submissive.

I would love for a nice man to pick me up in his arms while I melt into his heart from love.

>>8758093
dont touch me

I knew once those bugchasing pictures got posted /jp/ would talk about it. If you want to be really sickened make a dummy account on RawTop's Breeding Zone and check out the HIV Fetish section.

It makes me sick but I go back and read it every day ;_; also the neg2poz blogspot. They make /jp/ look like normals.

I wrote a haiku, /jp/:

He drank the pos cum,
Feeling the disease spread through
His faggot body.

>>8758108
I honestly actually laughed.

>>8758074
It's your own fault for being cute.
Just keep your mouth wide open just like that and it'll be over before you know it.

>>8758106
Its the social aspect that makes the normal, these guys are very social people.

>>8758093
>>8758115
Don't touch fukune you faglord or suffer the consequences!!
I'm gonna fuck your shit up real bad nerdhomofag.

>>8758117
Well, OK. In terms of fetishism though..

And I would say that you can be relatively social and not be a normal. If you accept social norms and standards and cultural values, on the other hand.

>>8758115
im not cute im tough and ill bea tyou up

>>8758119
ty firiend :)

Anyone looking for a room mate that would keep to himself and not be a bother to you? I've been thinking about sort of "running away from my own life" for a while now just dropping everything and road tripping to a new place to start a fresh life. I have three years experience doing tech support so I suppose I could find a slightly above minimum wage job similar to that fairly quickly. I have enough to pay for 4 months or so of rent in the mean time.

>>8758482
please respond
I am serious about this

>>8758616
No sex, no go.

>>8758628
>no sex, no go.

Fuck off back to /soc/, he's not even asking to mooch off of someone.

>>8758482
We have a spare room if my father would stop trying to get a dead-beat to live in it, but western washington rent prices are terrible. Good luck on finding a new home anon ;_;

>>8758637
Oh, didn't even realize he didn't say anything about being supported.
>>8758482
Where do you currently live, anon?

>>8758660
Indiana, land of flatness, corn and ignorance. Doesn't matter much I'll drive to anywhere in the continental US. I don't want to live around anyone else's parents by the way. It's desirable if the location is somewhere unlike my currently location.

By the way a secondary dream of mine is selling my car and getting a yellow vespa scooter so I can ride around like Haruko.

Holy shit, there are only two items in that whole chart that don't fit. Does this mean I'm autistic?

>>8758054
Here you go.

>>8758482
>>8758696
I've probably said all I need to in this thread. If you wish to correspond with me you can do so at this address: cornanon@gmail.com

>>8758775
>cornanon

I think Indiana is getting to you a little too hard.

>>8757599
Not like it still doesn't work.
Not like I'm from /fit/, either. I look after my body so I can fool myself into thinking that my self-inflicted lonelyness is actually out of choice.

I would love to take in someone from /jp/. You would need to not work, and stay indoors all the time though.
Requirement would be keeping the house clean, knowing how to cook and having food ready when I get home, and cuddling every day after I get home for a nap. that may or may not lead to a sexual relationship.
In return I will pay for all your stuff and you will live comfortably in a warm home.

>>8758854
Sad part is that the sexual part is what would make me refuse if that were serious.

>>8758854
But I can't into being a trap.
;_;

>>8758863
I am serious. Let me finish my degree first, this school has high job placement.
I'll care for you my neetypie.

Sometimes I think it would be cool if we could rent a flat together, or something.
5-8 people, each with their own room and en-suite bathroom. Shared kitchen.
We could play video games and have tea parties. No homo.

>>8758866
You didn't read the first half of the post did you.

>>8758868
All these normalfags in here disgust me.
I bet you would all want to watch me play vidya too.
Fucking faggots.

All I want in life is to find a cute pure girl that likes videogames and anime to protect me. We would stay inside constantly and do NEET stuff. I already have the flat now i just need the non existent girl...

hold me /jp/

>>8758866
That sounds so nice..
I hope you find yourself a neetypie to care for and maybe even fall in love with~

>>8758893
I-is that what you really want? There is one right here...

>>8758854
Wait, what's the catch? There has to be a catch.

>>8758905
Do not play with my pure princely heart. Such a lovely lady does not exist in England. Oh woe is me

My roommate turned out to be a /jp/er. It kind of fell through after he tried to kill me and then himself.

He did a lot of other crazy things leading up to that, so I really should have seen it coming. Remember /jp/, be careful!

>>8758938
But I'm right here, on /jp/
I've always been here, but no one ever thought of looking for me.

>>8758940

>other crazy things

Go on...

>>8758940
do tell

>>8758927
You can't leave his house.

>>8758927
You have to stay entirely mine. I might make you wear a dog collar to emphasize it. I really mean it. If you go and betray me or find another person, I'll bleach your eyes clean, chop off your genitals, and blow my brains out.
Then you'll have to live blind and never have joy from anything lewd. Live on and ponder on what you've done.

>>8758948
You were meant to love me, manequin

>>8758948
hngggg come to me my dear. Let us play lots of games together

>>8758956
Hmm...
A yandere huh?
Depends, are you female?

>>8758948
I'm serious. I am so sad and lonely. I want someone to love. I need to love someone. Please love me.

>>8758962
Where are you? How can I get to you?

>>8758854
>>8758866
How long do I have to learn how to cook?

Goddamnit /jp/, when did you all become a bunch of dirty fucking normalfags? If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play games by myself like a good little girl.

>>8758956
A collar you say? maybe even slightly yandere?..
I like your style.

>>8758971
A year and a half before I can support another person on my own. Maybe sooner.

>>8758972
You say normalfag, but I bet the 25 or so years of complete and utter deprivation of human contact takes its toll after a while.

Actually it's more like at 21+ is when the genes kick in and go "OKAY BRO, TIME TO START BEING DESPERATE"

>>8758972
I'm not sure how normal assisted NEET living is.

>>8758982
Take a look at the way the replies are written and say that again.

At the end of the day, everyone will still be alone.

>>8758982
It was the female role for a long time. It was called homekeeping or houserearing back then though.

dis loltia gurll was in da hopital becuz shehad cancers in her eye. den her boyfriend said "i am goin to leave u cuz u cant see how much i luv u" da gurl was all like "noo. ydid u laeve me" and then da doctor comes in and sez we found sum eyes 4 u 2 have and den da gurl was leik "how and da doc said "ur bf killt hisself so u culd have his eye an he said dat u can c how much he love u becuz you havhiz eyes now and he can lok at u in yur lotlia wenever you look in a mirror an da girl was all leik "omg"

>>8758987
I think it's just a /jp/ phase.
Once stories get out about how shit it actually is to even think about attempting this sort of thing, the interest will wane.

>>8758990
n she liv haply 5ever aftre

>>8758987

>Take a look at the way the replies are written and say that again.

I refuse to believe in reality.

;___;

I can support myself and someone else if someone would like to live with me. I promise I'm not too annoying. I'd like to cook and bake for you, and we can cuddle whenever you want. We could watch anime and play games and look at figures together. We would make eachother happy then I could smile at you and at the end of the day both of us would be happy always.

This thread makes me laugh.

>>8759001
lol look at this homo

>>8759003
I'm a female..

>>8759007

Then fuck off. We only accept little girls.

After they have grown and are no little girls no more, they will be discarded as we search for new little girls.

>>8759007
If you cared you'd mention a country.

This will never work out. Stop idealizing your fellow /jp/ers, they are shut-ins for a reason. Have you ever seen a timid and social retarded handsome man? Beauty IS essential, at least at average.

>>8758969
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Blitzmage

if you wanna like play some games and stuff. I'm not very good at talking though!

>>8759001
>play games
What KIND of games? Hmm?

>>8759007
Females can be homos you stereotyping faggot.

>>8759013
USA.

>>8759007
queue 50 pitiful replies

>>8759020
sisfist

>>8759016

idk, I think I look alright

>>8759016

Have you played through that scene in Saya no Uta where Saya and Fuminori communicate with a phone passed between the door since Fuminori was cured of his disease and Saya did not want to be seen in her true form?

I imagine it would be that way if ever appearances are such a concern as to make such living arrangements impossible.

>>8759016
>Have you ever seen a timid and social retarded handsome man?
In the mirror every morning.

>>8759016
Every time I look in the mirror.

>>8759042
Pls go

>>8758949
Stalking the neighbors, bringing home dead things, ranting and raving in the middle of the night. It wasn't like that at first, but he had like a breakdown or something.

He liked to pick fights too, but would turn into a screaming mess the second he got hit. It's funny how you can excuse almost anything away if it builds up slow enough.

>>8759040
>>8759045
WHOA, me too.

>>8759016
My mom says I'm handsome...

>>8759037
This is how I'd like my life to work. I think anonymity has spoiled me. I never give people my real name and if there was a socially acceptable way to hide my face I would.

Maybe I should get a burqa fitted.

>>8759043
bringing home dead things are you sure your room mate wasn't actually a cat

>>8759026
I don't want pitiful replies..I just want to take care of someone and make them happy.

>>8759018
You're clearly an attention whore.
Get out of /jp/

>>8759016

Idk, I think I look alright

repost because i forgot to spoiler the pic. Don't want to inflict 3dpd on people who don't want it

>>8759055

Perhaps relevant: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061065/

If there was a socially-normal way of being anonymous in public, I would take it. I couldn't do with a burqa, though, since i'd be conscious of how I would be more noticed than ignored, although my identity was hidden.

>>8759016
This is me, cornanon. I can't assess my own appearance easily since it's myself but I wouldn't say I'm hideous, being a shut-in is just natural.

>>8759063
You on the left, right?

>>8759059
Leave your email then and stop shit posting.

>>8759063
Wait, what?
Weren't you standing up in the last picture?

You faking faggot. I'm going to report you.

>>8759065
>shut in
>picture of yourself with other people
Fuck off, also stop it, this isn't /soc/ for fuck sake.
Get out of /jp/

>>8759060

..but i was just trying to reel in a pretty lady orz.

I don't like being the centre of attention im sorry you thought that way.

>>8759071
I'd like to think he's like Ray from Trailer Park Boys.

>>8759059
Okay I'll help;
Females should be aware of the effect they have on males, just by being around. Especially around lonely desperate males. Since you're here, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you never learnt this in highschool or whatever.
Basically it changes the hormone balance in men, testosterone is released and tempers flare. This turns into anger fairly often, especially when beta. The emotion turns into a sigh, which turns into infuriation, which is then directed at, well, you.
It's not particularly your fault or anything, but it's sensible to just ignore the gender, like if you were in a lion cage, you wouldn't go telling the lions that you're a tasty lump of meat.

>>8759065
>>>/soc/

>>8759068

Totally.

no, that's my imouto. I'm in the wheelchair.

>>8759056
A cat would have brought me the dead things, instead of hiding them in his room. A cat was among the dead things he brought home I didn't know about that little hobby until the police asked me about it. With all the filth he normally lived in, I just assumed the smell was some mice that died in there or something.

This whole /soc/ thing is ironic, right?
These are pictures from Google images and people roleplaying?

>>8759075
Probably a wrong choice of words. I see some old friends maybe once or twice a year, otherwise it's just me and the computer.

>>8759063
If you're the guy in the chair you are cute but your rude shirt is making you less cute.

>>8759075

You see, before one is a shut in, it's required by law to go to high school... Hard concept to grasp, I know, but surely you were forced into public at some point too

Captcha: stopcocks verytici

>>8759086

>I see some old friends maybe once or twice a year

>>>/soc/

>>8759069
Sorry...anyway, email in the email field.

>>8759096
>>8759086
This.
>friends
>>>/soc/

>>8759065
You should shave and do something with your hair. You are not bad looking, you just need to practice grooming.

>>8759091

I was young and stupid. I've since made my apparel less offensive. Besides, it's cheaper to wear plain shirts

>>8759016
It's me. I am the beautiful man. It is the very reason why I am a shut-in. Once I realized I was the most beautiful person I could ever hope to know I simply lost all will to socialize with others, for why should I bother when I already know the most beautiful person there is to know?

>>8759094
I wasn't forced to go, I left at 12.

This thread is bad but it kind of reminds me of the threads on /a/ that used to start with that image from A December where there is No Angel before the concept of "ronery" was invented and those threads turned from wistful longing to anger and hate.

>>8759117

Because this thread is shit and you're all shit anyway, can some unattractive people post pictures of themselves?

Seriously that comment about people being ugly led to, what, ten people defending themselves? Someone hideous post.

I'll never turn to the 3D side.

My parents might be kicking me out soon. Anyone in the US that is seriously willing or wanting to support a NEET can send me an email. I am ok with housework and yardwork. I'm not an experienced cook but I'm willing to learn. I'm healthy and shower daily. I have neither a need for nor an aversion to companionship, though I am not comfortable with anything sexual. I enjoy VNs, video games, music and exercising.

Shut-ins are usually not ugly. Ugly people overcompensate for their ugliness by being good at being sociable.

>>8759131
http://youtu.be/J0EUjobdavw

>>8759124
Yeah, it kind of does, a little.

I'm female, and I show a lot of these signs. That's... kinda worrying. Expect I don't think I have a Eccentric personality, and I actually put a fair amount into my appearance. I also don't get moody to often. I'm pretty mellow.
But I don't think I have aspergers, I think I'm just really socially awkward and shy. Who knows. I do remember having a panic attack almost every day I went into class when I was attending college though.

>>8759117
>>8759045
>>8759040
>>8759053
Please read >>8759054

>>8759162
That's great, bro. You know what they say, right? Mothers know best.

That's great, bro. You know what they say, right? Mothers know best.

>>8759157
You probably just have social anxiety of some sort.

>>8759162

>>8759054 here.
I look like a perfect bishounen. Seriously.

You know you aren't doing yourslef much good trying to defend your looks on an anonymous imageboard, especially /jp/ of all places.

i have some defects i'm working on but i'm not ugly ;_;
but maybe i am ugly, it may be so because i am a lonely virgin... i wouldn't be one by now if i wasn't ugly
at least i have my /jp/ friends
also, i have a perfect score in that chart, 100% clear top 1 congratulations

i want to be a cute 2d girl.. i feel like crying
i want to hold someone in my arms and feel the warmth...
i want to believe we are all friends even if people type mean things, so please accept my hug... ;_;
meanwhile, i wil keep hugging myself...

>>8759243
Shhh, no tears.

doushiyou~

>>8759243
God you are pathetic.

But that's the joke. Right?

When I read the description in OP's image, I can't help but thinking: "that's the perfect woman".

If by some sort of miracle, I end up having a wife, she'll be like that. Or I'll never have a wife.

>>8759162
I killed my mother with my beautiful hands after she dared say she was prettier than me.

>>8759288
not b4 i fukd her in da ass lmao nerd y u so nredy

>>8759281
Maybe the joke is that the joke looks like a joke but isn't actually a joke...

>>8759273
get on my level

>>8759243
man up