/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I pretend life's a computer game and go into a depersonalized state where nothing really matters.
One day I'm going to shoot someone and it's going to be shit.

>>8755283
I know what you mean


I like to pretend


Everyone is a post on /jp/


It helps me deal


With all the people.

I wish I could live inside of /jp/. The ground would be the page. I'd sleep under the banners up there and walk around to read the posts. I'd eat the images posted and hug Chen whenever I wanted to.

>>8755345
Then I ride up with page destroyer *PEW PEW*
U cry and I fly off to another board

>>8755403
please do, and don't come back

The last time

I went outside

I got lost

For for hours

Stupid city . . .

;_;

Sometimes, when someone on /jp/ posts something witty and/or insightful, I like to pretend i've been the one who has written them. Doesn't work with tripfags, which probably contributes to my inherent dislike of them, although some manage to prove otherwise.

It also only works for /jp/ and only /jp/. Because you guys are speshul.

so... you like to pretend?

>>8755403
こら ！ Watch what you're doing and act more lady-like !
Your.. hem.. anyway be careful !

>>8756243

>>8755278
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go
Please don't go

Babe, I love you so
(Please don't go)
and I want you to know
(Please don't go)
that I'm, gonna miss your love
(Please don't go)
the minute you walk out that door
(Please don't go)

Please don't go
(Please don't go)

Please don't go
(Please don't go)

(Please don't go)(14X)

Babe, I love you so
and I want you to know
that I'm, gonna miss your love
the minute you walk out that door

please don't go
don't go, don't go away
please don't go
don't go, I'm begging you to stay

If you leave, at least in my life time
I've had one dream come true
I was blessed to be loved
by someone as wonderful as you

Please don't go
Don't go
Don't go away
Please don't go
Don't go
I'm begging you to stayHey hey hey

(Please don't go)(9X)

Babe, I love you so
and I want you to know
that I'm, gonna miss your love
the minute you walk out that door
Please don't go
Don't go
Don't go away Hey, hey, hey
I need your love
Now I'm on my knees baby, you, please, please, please, don't go
Don't you hear me baby, don't you need me know
Oh, NoNo, don't go
Please don't go
I want you to know, that I, I, I, I love you so

(to fade)
Please don't go

>>8756266
When i read posts like this


It makes me feel a lot better


about myself


cause I do not


most of the time

>>8756266
Alternatively:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEGHCSDuggw

One, two, three and to the fo'
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
[Cause you know we 'bout to rip shit up]
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc'ed out nigga's so we're craaaaazay!
Death Row is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadable, so please don't try to fade this [Hell yeah]
But, uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'm 'a let 'em understand
From a young G's perspective
And before me dig out a bitch I have ta' find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin' her man,
And learnin' her man, and at the same time burnin' her man
Now you know I ain't wit that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it
Now that's realer than real-deal Holyfield
And now all you hookas and ho's know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
Dre, creep to the mic like a phantom

>>8756297
to
>>8756266

>>8756297
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z822GrPEDYA

Thanks to the Anon who posted this the other day. Made my day (:

>>8756297
fuck
every morning
fuck
every evening
not much money
but oh honey
we fuck

>>8755278
Be careful. People can punch you in the outside world, unless you look like a retard with down syndrome.

When I'm outside I spend my time thinking about what I will post on /jp/ when I get back home.