/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I have a harem.

I just throw all the names in a hat and pick one out every season. Works pretty well.

You don't "choose" a waifu.

You just know it's her.

And when you think you have a waifu, but find another, then just drop the first one - if she really were your waifu you wouldn't fall for the next one.

>>8753650
>>8753646
Don't listen to these people OP. How would you feel if you had a waifu and then found out she had another husbando she loved more? You must make a choice.

>>8753644
Pick one which wouldn't mind an open relationship if you can't stay loyal!

I concur. Both of those women look pretty shitty to me. I can see how hard it would be to choose who to have ruin the rest of your life.

>>8753658
>>8753660
Is /jp/ the hot new place to get a tripcode? I guess on such a low population board you can make a name for yourself in 5 minutes.

>>8753662
Says the faggot posting in waifu threads.

>>8753662
Labarador has been terrorizing us for a while.

>>8753662
trips > autosage

You don't this waifu /a/ shit seriously, right? Please tell you don't.

>what do you do if you can't choose ONE Waifu?
this whomps.

>>8753685
WELL
This IS /jp/
Land of onaholes, daikamuras, figurines, and fumos.
I think waifu discussions would fit in well.

This is obviously a shitty pasta thread, but just how impressionable do you have to be to feel like you have to ask strangers on the internet for rules on how to define your own fantasy land?

>>8753685
People on /jp/ have waifus, but they hide them to avoid the cancer you see on /a/.

>>8753685
>>8753693
/jp/ used to have waifu discussions, more than /a/. It's just when something gets popular /jp/ doesn't like it anymore.

It's silly really.

>>8753706
This. Waifus are not meant to be waved around like /a/ does "Konata is mai waifu guise xD".

>>8753701
Well this being /jp/ I figured other... /jp/'ers would have solutions.


That brings up another interesting question for a robot coming to /jp/. What exactly are /jp/'ers called? I've seen /jp/egs and /jp/sies...

>>8753715
No one has been waving their waifu around.

I always pick a side-character no one cares about as mai waifu. Maybe I don't want her to be too popular.

>>8753715
A waifu is just humourous thing call your favourite character. You guys taking it far.

>>8753723
/jp/sies is probably the most common. Now go back to /a/.

>>8753723
We're called get out.

>>8753734
>>8753738
This is what /a/ actually believes. Why not just say "your favourite character" instead of "Waifu"? Just how much has the term "Waifu" corrupted there?

I like your taste OP, since mine is pretty much the same, even if it's considered shit by the majority.

>>8753644
Generic pink haired whores.
>>8753689
They all look like shit, even ZUN art is better.

Also Waifus just represent your favourite female manga/anime/doujin/touhou character, if you are in love with a fictional character please redirect here:
>>>/a/

>>8753753
It's mostly people trying to fit in. I saw a thread earlier where people were seriously posting the fact they had multiple "waifus" over a few years.

I've had the same waifu since 1998.

>>8753759
good post but Jimmies =/= rustled

>>8753723
You want to know what we're called? Well, pity you don't know, because they Chinese already know quite well:
>http://zh.wikipedia.org/zh-tw/4chan#.2Fjp.2F
We're called /get out/. And you should do exactly that.

Yuno and "harem" don't go together in the same sentence ;__;

Also, I never considered myself having a waifu. I think it may be gender dysphoria, though.