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8747272 No.8747272 [Reply] [Original]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.8747276

I was hoping you'd have given up by now.
nobody here likes you

>> No.8747273
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8747273

MARISA KIRISAME!

>> No.8747279
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8747279

VERSUS!

>> No.8747284
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8747284

REIMU HAKUREIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

>> No.8747285
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8747285

BEGIN!

>> No.8747288
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8747288

I may be an ordinary magician, but you'll find I'm an exceptional musician,
Best take a hike 'cause I kill it on the mic, but just relax 'cause I'll go easy, psyche!
I'll rip you to shreds and do it all ladylike.

I'm the best MC in the Gensokyo nation,
you got less style than you got donations!

Burns coming faster than you can recover, It won't take long before you discover,
Books aren't the only thing I steal, you're stepping to Gensokyo's Most Wanted Lover!

Shoulda thought twice before you took the swing, never suspected that my words would sting,
Fly back to your shrine before I clip your wings,
Cause I just stole your precious thing!

>> No.8747297
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8747297

I'm highly responsive to prayers, but you'll soon find out,
Your prayers will go unanswered, I'll win without a doubt!

You're a silly little crook, I'm the top religious idol,
Go back to stealing trinkets, 'cause coming at me's suicidal!

I got style comin' out the yin and yang, Got more bite than the vampire's fang,
My wit going over your head like an overhang,
One more verse, I win the whole shebang,

The name is Hakurei, Reimu.
Your ass better not misconstrue.
By the end of this you'll have wished you had just withdrew.

>> No.8747301

rap sucks fucking nigger subhuman noise

>> No.8747302
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8747302

Your lines I'll just keep grazing, cause I am so amazing
My rhymes are simply laden, with style saturation

Coming at me, screamin' like a banshee, you're gonna lose this I guarantee,
Your situation really looks dour, Just keep praying to your higher power,
I show you in this your final hour
Even lyrical danmaku's about FIREpower!

But by all means try to test my good graces, I'll put you through the paces,
Your spellcards are tryin' much to hard, sittin' on 2s while I'm rocking Aces.

Master Spark, I light up the dark,
You can't run from me 'cause I always hit my mark.
Doesn't matter how you prayin', I'm just sayin,
You couldn't even beat me up in Fantasy Heaven.
What.

>> No.8747306
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8747306

Just sit down you little witch, and I'll give it to you strait.
I'll beat you worse than I did back in PC 98!

It's plain to see, you can't step to me, spitting nothing more than lyrical blasphemy
They call me MC Miko. But your rhymes are only so-so.
I'm a lyrical predator, on top, I am the Main Character, Gensokyo's original progenitor.

You got nothing left, I'm much to deft, nothing you ever could do to win this,
Just one more point on my win-win ratio.
What else can I possibly say here, though?
Go on and pack up that Hakkero,

Compared to my divine presence, you're little more than a cameo.
Peace.

>> No.8747307
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8747307

WHO WON!?

>> No.8747311

Please don't mix niggers and touhous.

>> No.8747309
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8747309

WHO'S NEXT!?

>> No.8747318

MARISA WINS

>> No.8747312
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8747312

YOU DECIDE!

>> No.8747313

>>8747307
see
>>8747302

That's very Marissa-like

>> No.8747315

MY DAWG MARISA GOT DIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>> No.8747320
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8747320

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYOOOOOOOOO!

~fin~

>> No.8747328

>>8747276
I like me

>> No.8747339

>>8747276
Buttmangled as fuck, to /a/ you should go back!

>> No.8747337
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8747337

Reimu got schooled

>> No.8747341

>~fin~
You're not doing this again? Why?

>> No.8747349

>>8747341
fin for this thread.
I only ever do one battle per thread.

There's more to come, to be sure, just not today.

>> No.8747351

>>8747337
You obviously don't know shit about rap battles. Marisa got her ass handed to her. Any get this shit outta here.

>> No.8747378
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8747378

red and white, all the way

>> No.8747380
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8747380

>>8747351
EXCUSE ME?

I didn't fight in the fucking gulf for forty years just so some faggot ass backseat internet general could insult me to my face over the internet.

Get the fuck out of here before I completely wreck you and everything you care about. You messed with the wrong motherfucking soldier, kid.

>> No.8747389

>>8747380
>to my face over the internet
>to my face
>over the internet

>> No.8747396
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8747396

>Who's next

Every thread until...
Oh

>> No.8747403

Nice raps.

>> No.8747406

>Who won
Marisa killed it

>Who's next
Patchy vs Kaguya

>> No.8747407

>>8747396
Yeah. Finally did it.

/jp/ said they wanted it as the popular vote, so eye did it.

>> No.8747486

>>8747406
2nd.
Battle of the NEETs

>> No.8747496
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8747496

lets see these two duke it out

>> No.8747510

>Weekend /jp/

>> No.8747532

>>8747510
>I'm new here

>> No.8747543

>>8747301
Oh man. I lost my shit. That is too fucking funny. Because it's true.

>> No.8747589

>>8747543
well aren't we autistic

>> No.8747603

Where is Koishi vs Flandre?
Or something extraordinary like Shanghai vs Medicine

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