/jp/ - Otaku Culture

polite bump to this avatarfag circlejerk

These threads are always cute

>>8729921
So are you posting any more or what, guy?

I wish youmu would eat all my food

Offer alcohol to her so she can take it easy for a while

OP is a grown man playing with dolls. He has autism.

I have yet to find a satori Fumofumo.
Any idea's where I might find one? Or will it just come down to me making my own crude version.

>>8729955
At least try to put some effort into your shitposting

>good source of vitamin D
More like nutritionally-void grains with vitamin D added from another source, basically the same vitamin D you'd get from a multivitamin, plus much more. Without the starch and high fructose corn syrup.

Youmu was doing you a favor, eating that "food" so you didn't have to.

>>8729955
Fuck off. I just [global rule #7]'d you, pal.

>>8729970
There is no Satori Fumo sadly.

>>8729989
You there.
Did you make that?

>>8729955
I thought your post was A+++ material nice double dubs dude

>>8729921
Holy shit they still make rice krispie treat cereal? I thought they stopped making that one. I fucking love it.

>>8729992

No I did.

>>8729992
I have a picture of this Satori plushie and a Koishi plushie.They are not perfect but I want Koishi...

>>8729992
No, I found it on Paletweb a while back.

Also holy shit, did they sell out of pretty much all their Touhou stuff?

>>8729989
I really don't like it when satori isn't smiling.
Considering she has the best smile.
>>8730032
I guess so, I haven't been able to find anything.
And I stopped going after a while from the shortage.

>>8730043
That sucks. There was something I was going to buy, but I kept putting it off.

>>8729940

Maybe in a bit. It's kind of late in the night.

Mind if I post a few later, OP?

>>8730081

Of course.

>>8730010

In some parts of the country. I saw it on Amazon a few years back as well.

>>8729921
Youmu just wants the best for you, OP.

No Youmu, what are you doing, that sword is way too big for you. It's not even yours, don't be silly.

I drank anyway and she got mad. Marisa was asleep at the time. She took my car keys and my Vita as punishment.

No Youmu, what are you doing, that sword is way too big for you. It's not even yours, don't be silly.

Hey, fumo-friends! Want to win a Youmu fumo?
Send me an e-mail telling me why I should give you one!
The one with the cutest answer at the end of the week will win an adorable Youmu fumo of their own!

So do they actually talk and move around or what? I don't understand these threads.

>>8730702
They do talk, but you have to move them yourself.

Sorry I didn't post more today, guys. I have been suffering in this heat because I don't have air conditioning and due to neighbors being around I had to remain fully clothed. So I have spent all day in front of my make-shift air conditioner.

>>8730691
You should keep your Youmu. I don't think it wasn't to be given away.

>>8730921
Oh I am! I'd never give away my one of my own like that. I love them all too much. I'm offering to buy someone their very own. I want to spread the love!

I'd never, ever, ever, ever, ever, give away Youmu. Right everyone?
"Right! We all stick together, forever!"

>>8730940
"What are you guys doing? Why are you all so close together?"

>>8730691
how do we claim them? :<

>>8730942
"Dog pile of love!"
"W-why do you guys always do this?!"

>>8730944
You'd have to be willing to give me your address if you won, and I would just buy you one off of amiami or something and ship it to you.

>>8730946
Lewd.

Kogasa gave it her all but Marisa was generally unimpressed.

Youmu has encountered some strange giant beast.

>>8731349
Nice cat

It would seem Reimu has already taken full advantage of this strange world.

Cirno insisted that she engage the creatures alone.
>>8731356
thanks, her name is Michael J. Fox because she has Kitty Parkinson's.

>>8731363
unfortunately she was quickly dispatched.

Marisa is a collector.

How different are the Nendoroid plushies from the fumofumo ones?

>>8731562
I think they only made a Reimu nendoroid plushie

>>8731616
There's a bunch on amiami right: Reimu, Marisa, Sanae, Aya, Sakuya + Remilia and Flandre which are sold out.

>>8731635
Does anyone have Aya? I don't think I've seen her in these threads.

>>8731562
The nendoroids all look less smug.

>>8731562
Nendos are posable and slightly larger.

Fumo on left, nendo on right

>>8731644

>>8731671
Aya has really been growing on me lately but I don't know if I can justify buying her.

>>8731349
Sound impossible, but this thread just got even cuter.

>>8731700
Her hat is super cool.

My friend gave me Remilia as a gift, but she seems so lonely, so I ordered Patchouli and Suwako ones. I do have nendoroid Marisa, but its the very tiny one, and larger ones are prized like gold, that I cant afford yet.

bump

time to go to the shop!

>>8733084
Wow, you have the same fumos as I do! I don't have Reimu though. Actually it looks like a lot of people here have the same ones I do..

>>8733185
I think it's just because our tastes are awesome, I do plan on buying yuyuko, alice and suwako in the near future though.

God, collecting action figures is so pathetic.

>>8733220

>>8733220

Where do you individuals happen to purchase these? I looked at ebay and the only ones there were from China, which I doubt are legitimate.

>>8733202
I want Alice and Suwako really badly..I want them all! But for now I have someone on the way to make my adventures more interesting.

>>8733240
I buy all mine on amiami, not sure where else you can get them, but I have looked on eBay for a few. Beware of counterfitting. A good example is Flan, she has a lot of fakes up on eBay right now. One way to tell is her wings have felt pieces instead of the clear plastic that the real versions use. I would always compare the pictures from My Figure Collection to the pictures they post.

Roleplaying is still against the rules, and you are all still reprehensible faggots.

Reported.

My computer has, hands down, the most adorable coolant ever.

>>8733496
Much cuter than the alternative.

that feel when yuyuko is sold out

Any good place to buy these? Can't find them on amiami or 1999, much less know how to search these sites reasonably.

>>8730691
I sent you an E-mail. I hope I hear from you sometime about it, would be absolutely elated if I were chosen.

>>8733505
Wait, really? Damn, she was gonna be the next one I got.

What are these and where can I buy one.
>>8730942
Patchy is adorable.

>>8733515
>Can't find them on amiami
search "fumofumo"?

>>8733524
Well I feel retarded now, I usually searched for "plushies."

Oh wow, convince me not to buy this considering it is way out of my budget.

>>8733515

http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=CGD-2531&page=

Marisa has shown you the way. Now go, friend, and make a fumo very happy.

"Make sure not to look at the related items!"

I think he can do that if he likes, Marisa.

>>8733543
marisa is on back-order
do those ever work?

>>8733551
Marisa was on back-order when I ordered her, and it didn't take long to get her if I remember correctly.

On another note, I'm having a really hard time picking between everyone who sent me an e-mail. And its only Tuesday. I'm afraid by the end of the week I will be in tears when I have to choose.

>>8733559
now i wish i had ordered yuyuko when it was still on back-order
guess i'll have to settle with marisa and meiling

>>8733546
Where do you even get them now? They're sold out on amiami and are like 600 bucks on ebay.

>>8733570
Yeah I was looking at the amiami listing, just assuming I would have to wait for it to come back up.

>>8733546
>convince me not to buy this considering it is way out of my budget.

But that could be you hugging Marisa...

>>8733551
Plushies go in and out of stock at AmiAmi regularly. They aren't limited or anything.

Also AmiAmi doesn't send you an invoice until your order is ready.

Goddammit, these threads must be AmiAmi's viral marketing or something. I want to order a third fumo even though I haven't even received the previous two yet.

>>8733496
my computer runs twice as fast with Cirno ChillNow Cooling™

>>8733581
still leaving your tags on your plushies?

>>8733581
You have an amazing room. I'm jealous.
The fumos and I plan on moving soon, and I'm hoping to buy a house where they can get their own room. My budget is tiny since my job kind of sucks, but...
Nothing but the best for my fumos. Marisa even has some jewelry. She isn't really the type to wear it though so she rarely does. I think all girls appreciate gifts at least a little bit, though.

>>8733610
Now did you actually buy that for her or did she "acquire" it?

>>8733587
Sir, it is my deepest dream to get paid for this, but alas, it is not the case. I bet they appreciate the business though. If I were in charge, I'd just give everyone fumos, but then I'd be poor.
"You are poor. Look, your wallet is empty!"
Thanks, Marisa.

I ordered a Fumo, and this thing showed up... What exactly do I do with it? .... It looks like an STD with eyes.

>>8733636
"Hey, its Reimu!"
Cirno...what are you talking about?

Oh god...It brough it's friend...Now I have two furry, red testicles in the shelf spot where my MeiLing and Cirno are supposed to be.

>>8733645
Cirno's face and the comment fit to well together. Stop that Cirno.

"Hey! You know how those weirdos in that /jp/ place always say 2hus have silly hats?! I think I found yours! Are you a 2hu? What's a 2hu?"

Cirno, that is my graduation cap, I haven't seen that in years. Where did you find it?

"I don't 'member."

OP... I couldn't find any Fumos for sale...But I found a Gon.
What would be your advice to someone who has never raised a plush?

>>8733672
Cirno, FumoSempai...I don't want to alarm you two...but there's a weird thing on the couch behind you....

>>8733681
"Oh god! A zombie! Run!"
"I can't run, I have a- Oof!"

>>8733681
"Oh god a zombie! Ruuunn!"
"I can't run, I have a- Ooof!"

>>8733711
hauuuu

I can check the shipping before the order is placed right? I don't want to inconvenience them if they are going to take action when I check the shipping price.

>>8733711
OH GOD, PATCHY, LAY BACK AND THINK OF GENSOKYO! IT'S THE ONLY WAY

>>8733712
that's where they nickel and dime you, the cunts.

I waited for you fumo Sakuya guy.

>>8733711
"Patchu, everyone, get behind me."
"Y-youmu! Thank goodness!"

>>8733731
I don't think he's here, just fumosenpai and the guy with the cats.

>>8733712
youmu is so cheap
that slut

>>8733735
40% off.

>>8733736
Youmu... ask Cirno why she's smuggly smiling behind you.

Umm

>>8733731
I'm sorry I'm not him. His pictures are much less silly than mine. Genius takes time, though, so be patient!

Can I be a 2hu now?

>>8733712
I was just price shopping, why didn't anyone warn me ;_;

>>8733795
where do you live? I could maybe give you a ballpark estimate. I just ordered something from them 2 days ago.

>>8733800
PA, USA.

>>8733515
>>8733795
You should still be able to cancel if you want. You'll need to email them first if you want a shipping quote.

>>8733805
probably around 3000-4000 yen

Why do all fumofu look angryly at top-right corner?

>>8733818
you'd look angry too if you had to deal with WW2 amounts of bullets fired at you daily.

"I have vanquished the beast."

Little do they know that the zombie isn't dead, and he isn't unfriendly at all. Best to let them have their fun, though.

>>8733810
Thats a bit much for what I can afford right now, thanks for the help.

>>8733828
Marisa is quite picky about her hat isn't she?

>>8733832
yeah they kill you on shipping, it was 1350 for one fumo, and 6100 for 4 and a figurine for me.

>>8733828
Would one of you Fumos tell Cirno to stop making that face? It's likely to freeze that way.

>>8733833
The main issue she has is that with her hat on it takes a lot of lighting to see her face.
That and cuddling is quite hard with such a wide-brimmed hat. I think she looks cute with it either way.

as much as she hates to admit it, Patchy is quite cuddly.

"Hey, you always complain about being poor when we ask for hats and things..so..what is all this, then?"

You are too smart for your own good sometimes, Patchu.

>>8733853
nice Junpei hat, I wear mine too much.

These cats like my Fumos more than I do...

>>8733850
Patchy's just swipein pussy left and right.

>>8733866
Wow Patchy, that's quite lewd.

>>8733865
>>8733869

>>8733866
"A fumo is fine too."

>>8733866
Please don't let the thread end on FumoPatchy getting face humped by a cat...

>>8733929
well I'd take more but my cat's gone out for a bit.

I don't remember buying this one

>>8733929
I'll have at least two more in a bit.

How much would the total cost be to get one shipped out to South California?
I want to get Youmu so bad but I don't have a credit card or bank account to use with PayPal ;_;

>>8734173
probably just over 3000 yen total

I love your guys' work, keep it comin

>>8733505

i got the last one, it was on back order

>>8734218
why are they all wrapped?

We're preparing for bed, so everyone needs to brush their teeth. Marisa is pretty easy going about it, but..

>>8734224
Have fun wrestling Cirno into her PJs.

>>8734218
Y-you jerk, you bought Yuyuko and I was gonna get her next..
Just kidding. We're still fumo friends.

I'm just more than a little jealous.

>>8734227

its the first one i took

No problems for bed time here, but I can't shake the feeling I'm missing someone...

>>8734256
I think I see her. She's in the computer box.
Now I have to tuck in Gubira.

>>8734269
that drill seems rather dangerous

>>8734272
Nah, he's harmless.

>>8734281
this post made me laugh way harder than it should have.

This fucker won't stop shouting, screaming, punching himself in the nads and launching himself off the shelf. Any idea whats wrong with him?

>>8734234
"I don't want to brush my teeth..the toothpaste tastes funny.. but he'll never find me in here!"

Y'know, that is a pretty good spot to hide, but you were talking to yourself out loud..

>>8734292
But Cirno, doesn't the toothpaste taste cold?

>>8734281
And this asshole keeps screaming out random numbers.
"FOURTYFISH"
THAT'S NOT A NUMBER! JESUS!...I think my plush toys are slightly retarded.

>>8734302
Heh.

>>8734302
HUZZAH! MY MARISA CAME IN TODAY.... wait a fucking minute.....
"DUREEEEEEEEEEEEERG!"

"You'll never take me alive, coppers! I'll go down fighting!"

Its just gonna take a second..

"You'll have to beat me black and blue, you'll have to-"

Yes I understand it's not even "eleventy o'clock" yet but I'm not a NEET anymore, it's bed time.

>>8734328
Hnng..

>>8734333
Ice Faeries man; can't live with em, can't cool your house without em.

These kinds of threads are bad for my heart.

If I get a heart attack, you better take responsibility FumoSenpai.

After convincing her that tough girls brush their teeth, Cirno gives in.

"I'm gonna be so strong after doing this, I'll make sure no one ever beats you up but me, okay?"

That is sweet, in an odd way..

>>8734350
brushie brushie

>>8734371
They also share hot steamy sex because of it.

>>8734365
Cirno and Marisa share a toothbrush.

>>8734373
Too lewd

>>8734381
I'm sorry

>>8734371
I actually just own multiples of the same toothbrush. They were cheap and I wanted them for my fumos, what can I say.

>>8734387

Patchouli is always reading and ignores me.
I have a Youmu coming soon, I hope she is more fun.

moko always looks so sad

it's hard to cheer her up, she's lived such a hard life

Hey, Patchy! Time to put on your paja-
Oh. Oh, that's right.

"..."

Your fumos are so cool, if I worked I'd spend all my income on stuff like this.

>>8734429

Hey FumoSenpai, how much is EMS shipping from Amiami? I'm planning on getting a Youmu fumo since she's on sale, but if I recall correctly, shipping is a killer.

>>8734441
EMS for the last one I ordered to Ohio was 1,500 yen.

Well, the last two I need to take care of are..
Oh. Wow. Good work, girls. You two really are the least troublesome.

>>8734484
"Lets TP their faces!"
"Yeah!"
Guys, you know I'm right here watching, right?

I thought Youmu would be my next fumo, but there's something about Cirno's smirk...

>>8734493
Youmu promptly defeated the two, but not before Hanyuu was wrapped in toilet paper.
"Auuu.."

>>8734497

She's smirking because she knows she's the strongest fumo.

I can picture these into some kind of cute stop motion little skits of the fumos going on all kinds of adventures with music of Little Bear in the background. I am now reminded of how I liked that show and had a raging boner for that one girl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NmrNfzxfDk

It's pretty tempting to get these things. Sucks that the entire Yakumo family is on back order, but my two favorite characters (Mokou and Meiling) are both available.

>>8734715
Well, you've put an adorable image in my head. But my fumos do actually move around, so I'm not sure why we'd need stop motion..

>>8734789
Oh I know, I was just assuming you dint have a means of actually video recording so instead just make lost of pictures and do it that way :3

Youmu and Marisa both wish you a goodnight.

>>8734890
They look pretty pissed with those eyes, doesn't seem like they whould wish you something good at all.

>>8735383
It looks like Marisa is giving Youmu bedroom eyes.

Oh Marisa, what precious thing will you steal next?

>>8734423
Mokou is the best.

Ordered Kaguya the other day. I hope she and Mokou don't end up fighting too much.

umm good morning to you too Cirno...

A box! I wonder what's in it. Electronics?

>>8735953
Oh.

It's just Youmu.

>>8735956
aww she's happy to see you

>>8735956

Were you expecting some neat gadget?

TOO BAD! It's just me, Fumo Youmu

Baka

>>8735953
Why does it say "fragile"?

>>8736019
because youmu is too soft

>>8736019
Youmu is a fragile little innocent girl who blushes when you say winky.

Are there any Eintei fumos?

>>8736040
>>>/vp/

>>8736040
There's Kaguya.

>>8736041

I'll post some of my banpresto UltraKaiju plushes while we wait for FumoSempai.

>>8736072
I could post more pictures of my cats violating my fumos, but I have work in an hour.

>>8736077
No lewdness please.

>>8736072
This is actually just Godzilla in cosplay.

>>8736081
Well Reimu has been kidnapped by a heretofore unseen third cat.

Stop bullying your Fumos.

>>8736093
Tell Reimu that he just wants a hug,

I reported you're thread.

>>8736102
Well after she launched one wave of danmaku he wanted nothing to do with her. It would also seem that a new friend has appeared.

>>8736107
u so cool

>>8736107
faggoty rules, otaku related, y u so maaad, etc.

well according to Cirno, work is too long so I'm not allowed to go. So she thinks she can take my place.

>>8736137
I NEED THOSE PAPERS ON MY DESK BY TWO MINUTES FROM NOW!

Yes Cirno it's a lovely song, but I have podcasts I listen to on my drive.

>>8736191
WHERE ARE THOSE PAPERS, CIRNO!?

>>8736203
she's on it now, she begged to come to work with me. It is techinically Youmu's day but I guess they can both come.

>>8736191
Cirno looks so shiny in this pic

>>8736213
Ice crystals.

>>8736208
If I don't see those papers in about five minutes, she's not getting that promotion, and Steve in accounting will get it!

>>8736228
don't worry we're leaving now! Time to make that plushie money.

>>8736228
Is this what you think work is really like /jp/?

>>8736257
No. BUT STEVE IN ACCOUNTING GETTING A PROMOTION WILL JUST MAKE HIM GLOAT LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER

Don't worry, youmu got the papers!

>>8736261
Why is Steve such a cunt?

>>8736395
Thanks, Youmu, you get a raise.

>>8736395
Youmu can you bring me a coffee?

>>8736395
I love you Youmu.

>>8736395
You guys are the best. What a cute story.

>>8736530
"I hope you like it black anon. "

Because of a schedule mix up once again I got stuck once again doing the drunk patrol (5PM-12:30 AM). I might post a few pictures of them doing a ride along if I can get the chance and I am not partnered with anyone which will be unlikely.

>>8736846
What, no half and half?

>>8736921
Dont be a pussy

>>8736927
It was a joke.

I drink tea anyways.

moko likes the dark

>>8736933
Oh yeah son? Well I aint joken. where I come from you either drink it black your you die. Simple as that.

>>8736846

Wait, did you actually take Youmu with you to work?

Is there a Reisen? Please let there be a Udongein!

>>8733959
I.. I read it as Flannaly.

>>8736997
No, there isn't. There aren't very many characters, sadly. I want a lot of the less popular characters, like Mystia (who is my favorite 2hu) or Yuugi (who I just think would make a cute fumo).

>>8737018
D'aww. I will wait for a Udongein then, how could they not make moon rabbits?

>>8736395
>>8736846
In what do you work anon?

Your desk looks pretty cool.

>>8736846
Aw, Thanks Youmu, you're the best. Hey, a couple of the guys and I are heading out to lunch, you want anything? Wanna come with us?

>>8737013

What a baka.

>>8736864

Well, scratch that. Instead I am going to take the noon shift tomorrow. So expect some Youmu and Marisa hijinks later tonight.

This is TwinTails. He's a butthead.

>>8737035
yes?
>>8736956
I sell cars

>>8737021
Not to seem like I'm gloating, but I have an affinity for sewing and I'm working on a fumo pattern, so once I perfect it, I could make one for you...

Youuumu, my car crashed, what do I do?

>>8737336
Did Youmu sell any cars today?

>>8737226
Do you have Gudon? I like Gudon

>>8737679

>>8737682
Nope its a rainy day today, but there's still 2 hours so we'll see.

>>8737786
YOUMU! I NEED MY DESK ON THOSE PAPERS BY NOW!

>>8737786
How often is a car sold?

>>8737815
Depends really, on a rainy weekday like today not often. We've been open for 11 hours and we've sold 9.

Flandre was really happy that Marisa came to visit her again :3

>>8737858

Sucking Marisa's blood won't make her happy too, Flandre.

post

moko likes to take it easy

>>8736921

That.. that coffee joke just made my day

These are the best threads

>>8738137
Put a skirt on you dyke.

What's the thread reply limit for /jp/, anyways? We're over 250.

>>8738205
There's no limit, but I think threads stop bumping after 300 posts, and the image limit is 152.

>>8738205
33 is the limit

Youmu wanted me to take her flying but avgas has been so expensive lately and is even being rationed via a lottery at some airfields. A shame too because the weather has been excellent this week. Instead I showed her a few manuals and charts.

i want to buy them all now. damn you /jp/.

They also warned me that I would never get my 1st class renewed if I kept drinking. Youmu resorted to violence as you can see and she won.

>>8738228
Me and Marisa are celebrating my 21st by reading VNs and drinking.

>>8738248
You are severely lacking in oni fumo

>>8738257
A friend bought me a Youmu fumo which is on the way but I can't afford any with tax's due next month.

moko likes to sleep

>>8738272
i want moko so bad!!

>>8738248

I wish I could drink but I have been warned about my blood pressure and drinking habits already. I barely passed my 1st class.

>>8738272

I like your bed

>>8738272
You live in a hotel?

>>8738248
woah buddy what is up with that Marisafumo eyes? Its unbecoming of the fumo style

>>8738299
Not a fumo, came from ebay.

>>8738299
>woah buddy what is up with that Marisafumo eyes? Its unbecoming of the fumo style

It looks like a copy of the nendoroid plushie. See >>8731656 for example of the real thing.

>>8738317
I see, then allow to delete my previous post of my ignorance

She's a bit knackered after our long shift day, as soon as we got home she threw off her swords and collapsed.

I've had a rough day, gents..I'll post more tomorrow..
Marisa and I are hitting the drink for now, but I know I'll regret it in the morning...

My Fumo has shipped. I shall be the proud owner of a fumo... well, judging by this thread, somewhere between within a week to some time next year.

>>8738469
Sorry to hear that Fumo S.
Hopefully tomorrow will be a great day for you! Ah, what am I saying. Of course it will - You have Fumos!

>>8738469
Will you email the people who didn't win the contest this weekend? Or only email the winner?

Ok, but like, a lot of whats on amiami says "For sale in japan only" such as these fumos. what do?

>>8738524
everything I ordered was japan only

>>8738524

It means the only place that sells the items are from Japan. Doesn't mean you have to be in Japan to buy it.

drink responsibly, fumo-friends

>>8738519
I am probably gonna e-mail the people who didn't win , because everyone's e-mails have been so cute. I can't help but reply to all of them.

>>8738555
Thank you.

I got worried about the thread's length, so I started a new one. I hope that you don't mind.
>>8738561 for the new thread

>>8738555
Wait what happened? Are you you down because of the emails?

Also what is this about? Some kind of cute contest?

>>8738565

I'm the OP.

Not at all. this thread is pretty much spent anyway as you mentioned in the other thread.