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Anonymous Mon Mar 19 14:53:56 2012 No.8727723 [Reply] [Original]

1. No sex in the Yakumo household.
2. Don't pet Remilia.
3. No suppatenko jokes (Unless you are a Ran yourself, and you're only talking about yourself.)
4. Do not misuse the word "Lewd". It's old, boring and used in all the wrong situation now.
5. Don't call Mai a fairy
6. Proper English. Doesn't have to be perfect, but you need to know the difference between you're and your, too and to and for the love of god, write the word "you" instead of "u"
7. Don't touch myon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 14:57:56 2012 No.8727744 >Don't touch myon I can die happy after doing this, so don't trust me on that one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 14:58:25 2012 No.8727752 File: 62 KB, 200x267, 1324985780006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8727744

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 14:59:55 2012 No.8727760 >>8727723 >2. Don't pet Remilia. I'll just deismember her and bring end to her miserable existence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 14:59:55 2012 No.8727758 File: 686 KB, 668x1000, 470a22c3433fd006b2fcea5dde155bb7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No sex in the Yakumo household. No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:00:26 2012 No.8727762 >>8727752 you're totally tickling your urethra in preparation for 7777 aren;t you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:01:55 2012 No.8727770 File: 164 KB, 533x746, Ranyuri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sometimes Yukari does strange things to Ran...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:02:55 2012 No.8727776 >>8727723 1. Obviously. 2. Obviously. 3. Obviously. 4. Obviously. 5. Obviously. 6. Obviously. 7. Contact with yuurei can fuck up your mind a bit, so I guess. Most of this is common sense. Only a secondary piece of shit wouldn't follow these rules.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:03:25 2012 No.8727780 But Ran and Yukari are pretty lewd Well at least to me after seeing all these doujins and whatelsenot i don't think i'll make it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:08:26 2012 No.8727816 File: 308 KB, 600x766, 65f2fdcb4e33a95257136bf05331645a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8727723 >Mai Who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:12:26 2012 No.8727836 File: 260 KB, 779x650, hipstertouhou1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8727816

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:14:55 2012 No.8727854 File: 400 KB, 1114x1600, 018_4fdra.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm touching myon. Nothing lew- nothing uncouth, of course

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:19:25 2012 No.8727883 File: 1.04 MB, 1920x1200, 7187961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8727836 I know, I miss her. She's a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:37:56 2012 No.8727984 Did Yukari raise Ran as a daughter or as a servant/bedwarmer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:39:55 2012 No.8727998 >>8727984 She treats her as a servant, certainly not as a daughter. You tell me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:39:55 2012 No.8727999 >>8727723 >don't touch myon fucking westerners don't know that Youmu IS myon and her ghost half has no real name

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:39:55 2012 No.8728001 File: 610 KB, 1000x856, Family Cutting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dunno wat thread about So family unit: Daughter>Mother>Grandmother

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:41:25 2012 No.8728010 File: 37 KB, 540x498, 1322957295845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8727999

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Mon Mar 19 15:42:55 2012 No.8728016 >>8727999 >don't touch the option It just doesn't have the same ring to it, you know?

Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:43:56 2012 No.8728022
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INTERNAL MEMO #13: UNDERCOVER PROCEDURES FOR FIELD AGENTS

1. Yes, the honorifics sound really stupid, but you still have to use them. It's important, god dammit.
2. Absolutely no punting of rabbits, whether they go on two legs or four. Even if nobody's looking.
3. Your issued munitions are for emergency resistance, escape and evasion. They are not for fishing.
3b. I AM FUCKING SERIOUS ABOUT THAT.
3c. Incidentally, Nitori still thinks somebody's out to kill her. We're fucking serious. Tie some line to a rod and be patient like every other dirt-farmer in town, god dammit.
4. Run away from feral youkai and scream for help. Pretend to be scared afterwards. This is an oppertunity to make contact, not to "see what alternate-setting-seven does."
5. If rescued by a touhou, accept any lectures with humble grace. Do not roll your eyes, huff, nod with a blank look on your face, snigger, or generally act like Marines.
5a. Marines: THIS INCLUDES YOU.
6. The Mansion's Gate Guard is not named China, Chao, Ching Chong, Chinee, Mao or Melee.
7. None of these rules apply to Chen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:44:25 2012 No.8728023 File: 18 KB, 250x250, 1331881485689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8727999

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:47:55 2012 No.8728042 File: 211 KB, 430x320, 1323651205954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8728022

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:49:26 2012 No.8728049 File: 99 KB, 253x374, 1269820852677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8728042

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:50:56 2012 No.8728058 File: 395 KB, 1075x1510, Ennui_Akadako_-_Gods_are_Customers_gods_are_customers_22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8727854

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 15:54:25 2012 No.8728068 >>8728058 I don't understand that joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 18:58:26 2012 No.8728878 >>8728068 Seems like Yuyuko is pretending to have a boner with Youmus ghost half. Sakuya responds with daggers. Youmu feels the pain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:04:55 2012 No.8728901 FUCK THE RULES

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:05:56 2012 No.8728905 >3. No suppatenko jokes But I want to see Ran naked!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:12:25 2012 No.8728926 >>8727758 >penis NOPE RUINED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:15:55 2012 No.8728936 >>8728926 But you can't possibly have sex without a penis. It just doesn't work, you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:17:55 2012 No.8728943 >>8728936 Toys. I hate them, but they exist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 19:21:25 2012 No.8728954 >>8728926 You gay, son?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 20:19:26 2012 No.8729199 >>8727758 lewd

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 21:05:27 2012 No.8729405 I don't get this thread, someone explain it D;

>>	Chen Mon Mar 19 21:17:56 2012 No.8729460 mommy! mommy! let's go out for bike rides, nyan =^_^=

>>	Ran Mon Mar 19 21:26:27 2012 No.8729498 >>8729460 Shut up you're the worst fucking Chen I've ever met, why gods, why must you have given me such a retarded shikigami?! Captcha: ransnth adjacent

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 21:31:26 2012 No.8729516 >>8729498 Because everyone wants to make Chen act like a stereotypical cute human child with a few cat-ish quirks.

>>	Chen Mon Mar 19 21:31:57 2012 No.8729520 >>8729498 lets go get ice creams ^^ pwease, mommy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 19 22:23:56 2012 No.8729722 >>8728943 That's more like masturbation within close proximity though that's not sex.

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