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Why is she so perfect?

>> No.8721766
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>> No.8721769

>>8721713
I like other touhous wearing Sanaes clothes

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>>8721769
I like the bunny.

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>>8721776
Heh. Bunny girl in bunny suit?

>> No.8721805

Worst Reisen.

>> No.8721809

>>8721805
More like 0sen.

>> No.8721811
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>>8721805
No such thing they're both cute.

>> No.8721822

Reisen has the most pleasant personality of all the touhous. No other one is so selfless and good-hearted.

>> No.8721824

>>8721822
Nobody likes pushovers.

>> No.8721831

>>8721824
Shut up. Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up ;_;

>> No.8721833

>>8721824
You callin me a nobody, faggot?

>> No.8721838
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Be nice, she's watching

>> No.8721864
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want a nibble?

>> No.8721886

>>8721838
You do now that's a mirror in this picture, right?

>> No.8721904
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>You will never marry her

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>> No.8722032
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Tewi is always mean to her.

>> No.8722046

>>8721763
>downvote

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS DID THAT

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>>8722672
Reisen was the best one out of that video.

http://www.mediafire.com/?xgux38vlt8e9rkp before anyone asks.

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body of a goddess

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>>8722032

no she is not

even if she were it's because she's the better bunny

Reisen 2 is a Tewi knockoff both Reisen's a shit

>> No.8723612

>>8723604
I gagged. Although thats the usual response when you see Tewi

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Why is everyone so mean to Reisen?

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>>8723612

You trying to start something asshat?

>> No.8723633
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That was amazing honey

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Are you drunk?

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>>8723633
There will never be a happy Reisen H work.

>>8723604
That artist so weird.

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>>8723674
>There will never be a happy Reisen H work.
There will be, you just have to believe.

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>>8723674
Consider kinokono sasoi 3 or usagi no okusuriyasan. And probably not ricecandy's stuff.

>> No.8723719
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The fandom is too obsessed with mindbreak and not enough hand holding loving consensual sex.

>> No.8723757

>>8723719

Ragathol has been touching her in personal places lately.
Destiny awaits.

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>>8723629

You're fault for coming in here and posting Tewi-shit in a Reisen thread, autist.

>> No.8723793

>>8723719

>consensual sex

fucking gross take that shit to >>>/d/ I can't believe there are people like you...

>> No.8723800

Get those cow utters out of /jp/.

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>>8723800
Speak >>8723382 of the devil.

>>8723757
Eh. Not a fan of that artist's style.

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>>8723800
Don't be jealous

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>>8723949

Actually I'm with anon on this to some degree.

I hate oversized breasts on Reisen.

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>>8723959
Is this okay?

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>>8723969
About time you showed up.

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>>8723959

Well... she's sort of a marine.
She should be pretty lean.

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>>8723968

I have that image actually.

Yes, that's more than acceptable.

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>>8723992
What's wrong with her being healthy?

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>>8723975
Sorry, I've been playing video games.

>>8723992
She is more of a regular soldier. Still, she is lean, but that doesn't stop artists from turning her into a titty-monster.

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>>8724002

I thought lean was healthy.

Is it really =!?

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A shapely bodied Reisen is okay too. It works on her well.

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>>8724002

Because she was raised on raw rice, black pudding, moon rocks and the toes of human infants and starved of motherly tenderness?

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>> No.8724061

PTSD is moe

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>>8724053
It's okay for her to be healthy

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>>8724022

Thought so, but the line between army and marine corps gets a bit blurred when the entire purpose of the army is to fight an enemy that can only be reached by spaceship. Especially these days when marines seem to spend far more time in remote deserts than anywhere near a ship.
But enough about that. Point being you're right, but I had reason for uncertainty.

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She's a cute bunny girl soldier. They work differently.

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>>8724072
It's alright, I just assumed she was a regular soldier because canon hasn't said differently yet.

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Would she make a good mother?

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Psst!

I heard those ears are fakes!

Let's all point and laugh at the cripple!

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They're not fake! Just don't touch them, they make her feel a little funny...

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>>8724149
Of course!

>>8724156
But Yurt 2.0, I kicked you off the ledge in Firelink Shrine!

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I wish she was my wife.

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>>8724082

Black Tewi time.

Somehow it doesn't feel like an entirely foreign thought to see Reisen trying to fit in and lay low on earth after deserting, but utterly failing to integrate into society (ears aside) and eventually lapsing into soldiers' tedium and a subconscious expectation of orders.
After a long odyssey of struggling with local authorities, broken ceiling fans and frustratingly trashing hotel rooms, she finds herself in rainbow striped leg warmers and eight days old panties, performing a drooling, panting ta'i-chi routine in the absolute grace and clarity that can only be brought on by the heat stroke of a 1970's Summer and alcoholic stupor.
Then Eirin found her.

Exit Black Tewi.

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>>8724211
That sounds like one helluva ride.

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>>8724245

It worked wonders when Martin Sheen did it, except Martin Sheen would never look nearly as good in rainbow leg warmers.

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>>8724211
Poor thing

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On second thought maybe neither would Reisen, because there doesn't seem to be a lot of her in leg warmers.
Thighhighs, yes. Leg warmers, apparently not.

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>>8724256
Thighhighs seem to suit her perfectly

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>>8724256
Her ZR is a miracle of the universe

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>>8724298
I'd be willing to teach her sex ed.

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>>8724308

>> No.8724426

>>8724418
Not lewd and not even nude or rude.

>> No.8724430 [SPOILER] 
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>>8724418

>> No.8724444

>>8724430
Now THAT is more like it.

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>>8724426
collarbones are dangerous

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>>8724456
Jesus, Reisen, calm down.

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>>8724426

Stolen from http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/lewd

"inclined to, characterized by, or inciting to lust or lechery; lascivious."

I think I'm well aware of what lewd means, unlike you anon. Also:

>I'm talking about the picture.

>> No.8726614

up

>> No.8726714

>>8722672
>>8722780

Ha! Just watched that video!

Gotta say, was that Youmu's bustier sister?

Anyways...awesome!

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>> No.8729432

>>8729426
No pantsu?

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>>8729453
Tewi is always trying to look up her skirt.

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>>8729478
Looking good

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>>8729489
She looks good in everything.

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>>8729492
That's a good artist.

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>>8729508
Yeah, I really like their work.

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As long as she's happy

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>>8729536
Her happiness always comes first

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Could I get away with getting a pet bunny and naming it Reisen if I pretend that its name is Raisin or does that still seem weeabooish?

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Why are there no loving Reisen doujins

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>>8729661
I don't know.

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>>8729645
Reisen seems fine. If you just say their name most people will think of the food, not the Touhou.

>>8729661
It's a mystery and a damn shame.

>> No.8729698

>>8729673
What's with the suppository? I know that her anus is extremely sensitive and that Eirin uses her as a guinea pig, but why would she carry it around?

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>>8729698
It's the shape of her danmaku.

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Don't touch the bunny!

>> No.8729733

>>8729645
Don't get rabbits. They're awful and you will most likely end up letting it die a few years in.

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>>8729729
I wish I could touch her and make her feel good

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>>8729749
That's pretty lewd, anon.

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>>8729779
Isn't it okay to make the one you love feel good?

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>>8729795
It is, but it isn't something you share in public

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Oh

>> No.8729812

>>8729673

Wait, "reisen" is a type of food? I had no idea.

I also can't search for anything related to food with it

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>>8729812

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>>8729806
It's ok, as long as you love her, it will always be ok.

>>8729812
The dried grapes.

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>>8729825
I will always love her.

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>>8729831
She would be glad to hear that.

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>>8729838
Do you think there's a Gensokyo for every person so everyone can love her?

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>>8729847
Of course, but I'm sure others have different waifus to love, but their will always be there for them.

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>>8729852
That's good, I wouldn't want to take her away from anyone else

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>>8729812

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>>8729856
You are a good person, anon.

>> No.8729873

>>8729857
She would rather remind me to the word "travel"

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>>8729870
arigato

>> No.8729879

>>8729838
Am I just crazy or do some katakana letters look like hebrew?

עבעב ןבז

>> No.8729887
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>> No.8731589

up

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>> No.8737761

>>8721763
because she can manipulate wavelengths. Visible light travels through waves.
She manipulates visible light to appear perfect!
SCIENCE!!

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>>8737761
Reisen doesn't have the self-esteem to make herself look perfect.

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>>8734636
Must... Not... Push.. Button....

>> No.8737798

>>8734636
Okay, I'll bite. What kind of situation would that be? Most paladins would rather suffer martyrdom than allow the innocent to suffer.

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>>8737798

Fallen paladins can still occasionally protect, serve, and make themselves overall useful.
Martyred paladins cannot.

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>>8737798

Usually some kind of Knights Fork/Sophie's Choice bullshit. Like "train filled with explosives speeding towards an orphanage, but supports of rail bridge have nuns and puppies strapped to them."

The proper response to such cockdodgery from your GM is to declare that all parties involved are effectively dead already, then beat the villain half to death with the body of a dead nun before choking him to death by stuffing a dead puppy down his throat.

Inevitably the GM then says "lol you fall" at which point you say 'WELL LOOKS LIKE MY GOD WAS A FAGGOT THEN, GUESS I'LL BECOME A PALADIN OF [setting-appropriate god of pragmatic solutions.]"

And if the GM tries to disallow it, you flip over the game table, flip him the finger, and moonwalk out.

YEA

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>>8729857
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR5T75A3bCU

>> No.8740804

>>8740797
I can imagine Eirin watching this and covering Reisen with chocolate.
It's pretty silly until she locks her in the oven.

>> No.8740819
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Ok Choose: Dominant Reisen or Loving Housewife Reisen.

>> No.8740827 [DELETED] 

>>8740819
Dominant Reisen is as secondary as far from canon as possible so I'm going to have to go with Loving Housewife Reisen.

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>>8740819
Loving, duh.

>> No.8740830

>>8740819
Secondary shit.

>> No.8740837

>>8740830
Thank you, Anon. Sometimes I start to think I'm alone here.

>> No.8740878

>>8740819
Serious and dependable at day.
Submissive and horny at night.

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>>8740819

>MFW I can't have both.

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