/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Now this is the story about how I took the greatest decision in my life, stay with me now. At one point I be came one of them. I started to frequent their Steam chat-room and learned what I truly means to be a shitposter..
I became true friends with them, I finally understood what went through their heads.
But I simply couldn't resist. Even thought the shitposters were now my true friends I had to bring them back. I had to bring the good old days back. I wanted the good old days back more than anything. As a result of my schemes the group crumbled. The shitposters were finally defeated. So why? Just tell me WHY the good old days aren't back yet /jp/? The shitposters are no more, the true /jp/ society has finally triumphed the ides of march are /jp/s victory. SO WHY /jp/? WHERE? Where the HELL are the good old days? Even though I just did a wonderful job at helping /jp/ defeat the shitposters I feel empty inside. They are just shitposters, I shouldn't be feeling bad for them. It is simply not possible that I am feeling sorry for them. It's illogical. Help me /jp/. Please help me. Were my ideals wrong after all? Is it truly impossible to bring the good old days back?
I just want to laugh at Bawson and JBCS, I just want to cry with Kircheis, I just want to fight the endless waves of /b/tards dropping nukes on my /jp/, I want Flanfly, I want corn-dogs, I want hoop-dogs, I want Uncle Mugen, I want ZUN!bar, I want video games threads out of my /jp/ (I am looking at you GUST denizens), I want Saten, I want Kuroko, I want Sion, I wand everything from old /jp/ back.

Is it too much /jp/?
IS IT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR THE RETURN OF THE GOOD OLD DAYS???
THAT'S WHY I'VE DECIDED /jp/.
I WILL FIGHT FOR /jp/ UNTIL THE VERY END.
THE GOOD OLD DAYS WILL BE BACK.
I WILL BRING THEM BACK.

2012 WILL BE JPS VICTORY.
MARK MY WORDS.

Looks to me, like the group has been administratively disabled.

>>8719934

I noticed it too. That is a very astute observation indeed, Moe !TRON.

>>8719934
I don't use steam what does that mean?

>>8719932

>>8719916
It was too mainstream.
The really secret group is still up, though.

I reported it for cyber-bullying months ago.
I doubt that this was the result of it anyway.

Gonna pour one out for the group and my nigga Yama

>>8719954
There are clearly replies in this thread

And thus the shit posting was ended for ever.

Shitposters then:
Sudo, Sion, Squiddy, Mugen, wtH, Kuroko spammer, Saten spammers & iluvOP, Chie spammer, dozens of others

Shitposters now:
Tokiko, Ryan, Showa, King of /jp/

You will never experience the golden age of shitposting.

>>8719990
But Sudo doesn't shitpost.

>>8719964
I heard Yama just got grounded for 1 week for shitposting on /jp/.

RIP dat nigga.

>>8719990
Tokiko actually makes pretty good posts. He's also a nice guy, once you get to know him.

>>8720032
Nope.
He's annoying and clingy.

My Daily Routine:
Every day I wake up at 7:00 am sharp and report the shitposter group 4 times
At 8am I report the shitposter group 7 times.
At 9am I eat my breakfast and report the group 2 more times over my iPad
At 10am I play some touhou, pausing every 10 minutes to report the group
At 11am I relax and read some manga, briefly pausing halfway through to report the group 10 times
at 1pm I eat some light lunch, a cheese sandwich, served with a couple more reports
At 2pm I discuss politics and philosophy online, while reporting the shitposter group
At 3pm I watch my animes, pausing every 10 minutes to report the group
At 6pm I eat my dinner, taking a quick break to report the group between mouthfuls
At 8pm I set up my script to report the group once every 10 minutes
At 9pm I casually write up a couple of reports before falling asleep

>>8720026
RIP

>>8720032
gb2bed archduke/x513/vipper/eq

>>8720032
Hes more annoying than you can even imagine. I disdain the person who let him in the groupchat Im at...

>>8720032
>Tokiko actually makes pretty good posts.
Excuse me while I throw up on your shoes.

>>8720035
hes a loser and a dweeb

>>8720045
Tokiko friends?

>>8720053
LOL!!
tokiko dweeb status confirmed

>>8720051
What? I don't get what you're asking.

>>literally millions of useless groups on steam
>>yet they disable the only good one ever (shitpster)
>>because sometimes you wanna go
>>where everybody knows your name
>>and they're always glad you came
>>you wanna be where you can see, our troubles are all the same
>>you wanna be where everybody knows your name

RIP best group ever.

>>8720042
My sweet Fukune, so handsome and true
may I only love you ?
May God bless those eyes, but fair,
may you always be there?
Unblock me we need to talk :V

My steam group if anyone wants to join: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/tokiko

Why is /jp/ the only board that has to deal with shitposters like these?

Yama is the mastermind, he is the last boss. He's just like Light yagami/Lelouch/Joshua/QB etc. Epic win Yama, ebin win.

>>8720065
milky homies is the best group ever

>>8720072
The last boss just got grounded apparently.

>>8720072
yama is nothing

>>8720077

>>8720075
you're new

you don't even know what kuroko spam is

stop complaining

>>8720087
your getting old...

>>8720075
Thats what I want to know. If everyone claims to hat it and want nothing to do with it then they should leave it alone and yet here they are day and and day out sucking their dicks and wont leave.

I am glad this shit is finally deleted.

>>8720065
you just prove my point how much of a generic trip code user you are

>>8720087
reported

>>8720089
pic related
it's u

>>8720085
I was there and I can honestly say it was way better than this. Back then every single thread didn't get derailed by people like Tokiko and there was always at least one /jp/ related thread on the front page.

>>8720076
You aren't fooling me, Yama.

>>8719916

Just what kind of shit was posted there? I've only seen that happen with the TF2 brothel, some guys with cute anime avatars would cyber with you and charge you in hats.

>>8720100

Yama: hehehe i reported our own group so we'll have new shitposting material
Fukune☆: so did i
Susumu, the Yogurt Girl: hehehe this plan is perfect
Fukune☆: waaht could go wrong
Fukune☆: i want a dick...

>>8719990
>>Squiddy

The squid recently said that he's "always here".

Dunno what he posts lately though. He always likes to lay low and hide in the shadows.

>>8720111
05:19 - Yama: Affukunune you are so great
05:19 - Fukune☆: thank yiu
05:20 - Susumu, the Yogurt Girl: hyeah that right we all love you
05:22 - Fukune☆: thank u
05:24 - Yama: all hail the leader of the group
05:24 - Fukune☆: (:

>>8720130
Joshua lied, Neku died

>>8720072
I hope you're not talking about Joshua from The World Ends with you because I started playing that game yesterday and I'd hate to get spoiled.

>>8720124

Do they talk about guys too?

>>8720130
Wow anon, you have some terrible luck.

5:22 - Fukune☆: fuwah I feel like sucking a dick
5:23 - Fukune☆: anyone else know this feel?
5:27 - Fukune☆: guys
5:35 - Fukune☆: guize?
5:40 - Fukune☆: :(

>>8720139
05:29 - Susumu, the Yogurt Girl: whos your favorite jp poster
05:29 - Fukune☆: i like ZUN!bar
05:29 - Fukune☆: what about u
05:30 - ☢ NEETzsche ☢: Tokiko is really nice to me.
05:30 - Fukune☆: hes a homo
05:30 - Susumu, the Yogurt Girl: he used to be nice to me too
05:30 - ☢ NEETzsche ☢: Think he looks up to me or something, God knows why.

>>8720130
Actually it's a typo. I meant Johan from Monster. Sorry.

>>8720130
>>8720135
>>8720139
>>8720152
YOU MEAN I JUST GOT SPOILED FOR NOTHING?
OH FUCK YOU GUYS

Whatever happened to Scandaroon vs K-ON vs meido? ;_;

>>8720158
But it's true, Yama is the mastermind. Be careful, he is everywhere.

>>8720168
Good times.

is fukune a girl or a guy help i dont understand this witchery

>>8720283
She's a cute girl of course

>>8720291
prove it

>>8720291

Full time or only when wearing a skirt?

Were Scandaroon and iluvOP the same person? Their personalities were exact opposites.

>>8720297
She wears a skirt full time

>>8720303
I recall Scandaroon getting banned and having his posts wiped while iluvOP's remained.

>>8720065
congrats on the marriage