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ITT The unequivocally worst touhou

>> No.8712668

But that's not Marisa's unnamed father.

>> No.8712678

No, that would be Reimu.

I still don't know how anyone could like her. Let alone more than Marisa.

>> No.8712686

>>8712678

But you're not even a 2hu flan.

Get out.

>> No.8712693

>>8712678

You and me both.

>> No.8712696

That's not Remilia.

>> No.8712712
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8712712

Ok.

>> No.8712743

>>8712696
Thanks for the laugh.

>> No.8712756

Wait. How did you mistake Mokou for Eiki?

>> No.8712764

Worst Touhous from left to right.

Alice, Cirno, Flandre, Remilia, Sakuya, Utsuho, Reisen, Patchouli, Yukari

>> No.8712778

>>8712756
You take that back.

>> No.8712793

>>8712664
I mean wanting to kill the bitch who turned your dad away from you isn't too weird
It happened in Legally Blonde.

Anyways I'm sure Remillia who locked her sister for 500yrs and disregards others wanting of the sun w/ her red mist, Yuyuko who disregards all others interests for her own sakura tree, Kanako+Sanae who want no one else to ever be worshipped, Okuu who is absorbed by her own power, or everyone trying to revive Byakuren in UFO was worse, oh and Alice,that bitch kkills people w/o a second thought or giving a single shit

>> No.8712813

>>8712764

Your face sucks.

>> No.8712835

Come on guys be serious, the worst Touhou is Yamame

>> No.8712846
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>>8712835
NO...

>> No.8712856

>>8712835
Yamame has the most fappable doujin of all chireiden

>> No.8712883

>>8712764

But..that's half of my best 2hu list.

;__;

>> No.8712885

>>8712778
Never!

>> No.8712886

>>8712712
>>8712764

Both Yukumo-dono and Inaba are fine gtfo

>> No.8712888

>>8712793
Alice kills people? You sure you didn't just make that up?

>> No.8712889

I THINK YOU MEANT *BEST* TOUHOU MOTHERFUCKER. UNLESS YOU WANNA START SOME SHIT????!!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU YOU SUBHUMAN AUTISMLORD TERTIARY

>> No.8712890

Being totally serious, does anyone actually like Shou?

>> No.8712895
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>>8712856
If you mean Rapid Rabbit he did a Yuugi work as well. But there's plenty of nice works for them, especially Okuu.

>> No.8712897

well maybe she didn't kill them (it's debatable and we haven't seen some of them, and ZUN did say that they have the same continuity as the new windows games), but go play through Touhou 5 (or whichever one mystic square was I think it was 5)

>> No.8712901

>>8712897
this was directed at
>>8712888

>> No.8712912

>>8712897
I remember Mima supposedly killing Mai and/or Yuki in TH5 (which ZUN wouldn't confirm or deny when asked about it), but as far as Alice goes... I thought she was trying to defend Makai from you, and then later on grabbed her super powerful grimoire to try and take revenge on you, but when that failed, she ended up having to serve you in the Extra ending.

Did I forget something...? If anything, in TH5, the heroines are the bad guys...

>> No.8712914

>>8712889
>waifu

>>>/a/

>> No.8712922

>>8712912
if I remember right Mima got trapped by Alice in the grimoire and honestly it came across like the mc's died, but then again so did both seasons of code geass

>> No.8712926
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>>8712890
One of my favorite UFO characters.

But that's not saying much.

>> No.8712938

>>8712926
Nue was the only one in UFO not evil, in most Touhou games you randomly fight until you reach people who matter, but in UFO everyone was working together to unleash Byakuren
other than Nue

>> No.8712940

>>8712922
Here's something from back when Marisa was still heavily under the influence of Mima. Take a look at TH2, if you lose all of your continues before reaching the last stage...

Marisa
あら? 恒例の火あぶりじゃないの。 Hm? It's like a stake-burning ritual.
Reimu
どこの修業に火あぶりがあるのよ~!! What kind of training is this?!
Marisa
でも、この火は魔法の火だから、見せかけの火よ But this flame is magic, look at it.
どんな、時でも冷静じゃなきゃ。 Now just relax.

Reimu
うそつき~、あついよ~、 You liar, it's hooot!!
うあ~、 服がこげた~ Aaah, my clothes are burning!!

Marisa
あら、魔法間違えたかしら? So it isn't magic?

Reimu
ひ~~~~~~~~~ Heeeeeeeeeeeeeellp!

>> No.8712944

>>8712938
Wait, how is unleashing Byakuren evil?

>> No.8712948

>>8712944

She's the Taoists' version of the antichrist.

>> No.8712951

>>8712938
Well yeah, but I meant that I just don't feel strongly about any of the UFO characters. None of the really stand out to me.

How evil they are doesn't really matter to me. I actually see them as somewhat of a lesser evil because they actually have a goal they are working together towards instead of randomly attacking passerbys.

UFO has good music though.

>> No.8712967

>>8712948
...So basically, because she setup her temple over Miko's place, she's evil. Got it.

>> No.8712972

>>8712914
nice try keine, but i know you pester us everyday about waifus and /a/ because you want to have moko-tan all for yourself

>> No.8713003

Shouldn't Aya be the worst? Even if there are a lot of people who like her, isn't she Zun's pet and 'only loses when she wants to" or some shit?

>> No.8713024

>>8712664
u
mad????

>> No.8713028

>>8712951
hearing at the end of spring in the UFO demo was probably one of the most fun times I've ever had in a game

>> No.8713040

>>8713003
A lot of characters only lose when they want to.

>> No.8713044

>>8713040

Technically, everyone loses only when they want to (albeit indirectly) if we interpret the spell card rules to be voluntarily followed.

>> No.8713056

>>8713003
Aya is indeed the worst. I can clearly see you're an educated gentleman.

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