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Kaguya is about to stop you from obtaining wizard powers. How do you defend yourself?

>> No.8707099

Why would I?

She's 2D perfection.

>> No.8707100

Never!! I'll become a god, this is only the first step on that path, I won't let you stop me, even if it's Kaguya!

Fight_to_the_death.jpg

>> No.8707104

It can't be helped. Let the rape proceed.

>> No.8707106

chop off my reproductive organs

a few more years and i can magic missile that bitch to hell

>> No.8707110

Sex with 2D doesn't prevent you from becoming a wizard, numbnuts. It just gives you lower tier powers.

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>> No.8707114 [SPOILER] 
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>>8707095
>defend

>> No.8707118

>>8707114
why is Nanaya fucking touhous

>> No.8707138

Wait.
If Kaguya is real, then Gensokyo is real, and there is a multitude of ways to obtain wizard powers in gensokyo.
So there's no need to defend them, I'll just go there, obtain wizard powers AND sex with ok, no sex, I'm too beta to go all Rance on touhous. but hey, who cares, wizard powers

>> No.8707141

>>8707118
Who knows, all I care about is it's not futa, and she's having fun.

>> No.8707147

[X]Submit

>> No.8707192
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eat her liver for immortality

mokou on the other hand...

>> No.8707193

>>8707095
Cut out her liver and eat it.

>> No.8707270

> Kaguya is about to stop you from obtaining wizard powers. How do you defend yourself?

Reject her, then lose wizard powers with Mokou. While Kaguya is watching.
I will probably not live through, but it'll be worth it.

>> No.8707278

[X] Have sex with Kaguya

[X] Ask Eirin to brew another dose of Hourai Elixir

[X] Learn magic in my spare (infinite) time between Kaguya fuckings

[X] maybe fuck Mokou a few times, try for a hatesex threesome

>> No.8707281

I pretend to fight back so she have to brutally rape me.

>> No.8707323

>>8707281
this

>> No.8707327

>>8707281
Good choice.

>> No.8707336

>>8707118

He already fucked everyone in the Type-Moon verse.

Even Neko-Arc.

>> No.8707344

Ask her to rape me in a way that won't make me lose my virginity.

>> No.8707354

>>8707336
>even Neko-Arc

I want to see some of this.

>> No.8707404

I don't want no trabble

>> No.8707774

>genuflect

>> No.8707788

>>8707114
Would be a great picture if it wasn't for the slimetrail.

>> No.8707811

>>8707118
That's not Nanaya

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>>8707788
Why? Kissing is wonderful, and so underused for heterosex. Makes me sad.

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>>8707095

Already being a shadow knight, I have nothing to lose.
Give me your best, princess.

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>>8707095
I'll trade my powers for making her slave to my dick.

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>>8707354

NO SHIKI NO

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>>8708286

NYAAAA

>> No.8708329

Kaguya? like I give a shit now if she offered me Erin,Tewi,or Kiene there might be a slight...slight waver in resistance but otherwise no big deal

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>>8708279
That picture...

I will never hear that phrase being said to me ;_;

>> No.8708499

I stab the ugly cunt in the face, then when her hands are occupied with clawing at her disfigured visage ill wrap mine around her worthless throat and squeeze the very life from her body.

then i have sex with the body

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>>8708499

>> No.8708561

>>8708499
Good one bud, until that >squeeze the very life from her body part

>> No.8708571

She's supposed to be the most beautiful woman alive.

I'd probably cum from just looking at her.

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>>8708571
By ancient nips' standards that is.

>> No.8708614

>>8708591
That delicious exotic and almost otherworldy* look they have carries some kind of natural beauty with them and begs for a dicking.


*some of them look like aliens and I wish to fuck an alien

>> No.8708638

>>8708614
most intriguing perception of beauty Anonymous, but take notice of her double chin. You may as well admire a landwhale.

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>>8708614
Haha.

>> No.8708717

>>8708279
slut

>> No.8708781

I punch myself in the balls and run away

>> No.8708794

Run and hide. Wait until it goes away.

Plan B is challenge to danmaku.

>> No.8708810

Kill her.

Fight one impossibility with another, and become a God in the process.

>> No.8708838

>>8708810
>Fight one impossibility with another
and that would be

>> No.8708871
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I'll play the "tasukete Eirin" card and if doesn't work mutilate myself. I don't mind getting raped but, well, Kaguya....

>> No.8708978 [DELETED] 

Like she'd give me an erection. You flatter yourself too much.

Kaguya has a man face and poor proportions.

>> No.8709019

>>8708838
Meeting her the first place I would guess.

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>>8708978
You mad Sanae's a slut.

>> No.8709020

>>8708838
Her immortality vs my being able to kill her.

>> No.8709044

>>8708871
>Eirin's face when

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>>8708591

>> No.8709141

>>8709020
No, that is dumb.

>> No.8709251

>>8709141
Exactly.

>> No.8710066

Does Kaguya like frisk?

>> No.8710085

>>8707118
Funny, I saw it as Suzaku

>> No.8710976

>>8707344
i hope your anus is ready.

>> No.8711700

>>8710976
>Implying you won't suck and take Kaguya's penis up the ass.

>> No.8711773

An ax to the head.

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I can't fight vs perfection.

>> No.8712383

>>8712375
Using efe is cheating.

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>>8712383
no

>> No.8712595

I'd yell for Eirin to help me, if that fails, then yell the loudest I can for Mokou or anyone to help me
Maybe she'll throw me out after hearing me yelling for Mokou, then Mokou or Keine can help me and I can be friends with them

>> No.8712611

Wait, wait.

What if, instead of fighting it, me and Kaguya just had dirty nasty consensual intercourse?

>> No.8712643

>>8712611
You'll lose your future demigod powers. Is it worth it?

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>>8712611
That be the method you lose wizard powers, and if you want to, then, well I wouldn't blame you.

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>> No.8715219

if she's immortal and you stab/cut her or something and stop the wound from scabbing over would kaguya constantly poor out blood or would she run out?

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