/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want to die and take it easy in the afterlife.

Armageddon.

In before that one faggot and his stupid fucking guitar.

To cum inside Yukari

I don't really desire anything. It would be nice for all people to have good housing, good food, good water, good education, and good religion, I suppose... but this would be very hard to bring about.

I want to be a woman.

I know it's pretty pathetic but..... I want to be together with my /jp/ boyfriend more than anything else

To live in a better world than this one. Where the people are not trash 90% of the time.

>>8700257
>religion
>good
pick one

I want to be a firetruck

vroom vroom

I want to be a woman and cum inside Yukari.

To live in a better world than this one. Where the people are not trash 90% of the time.

>>8700266
That's not pathetic, that's cute.

>>8700273

>Implying it can't be both

above all else? money.

Money

>>8700273
Oh boy, here we go.

I just want to take it easy.

I want to be able to live without working.

I really don't need anything else. Work is the only thing keeping me from being truly happy. I wish I could just win the lottery or something.

>>8700266
Are you the same person constantly talking about your /jp/ boyfriend, or is it an extremely frequent occurrence for /jp/ers to fall in love with each other?

I feel like I'm missing out on something big here.

The thing I want the most is to live my life again, from around preschool age, with all my memories intact, as a cute girl.

I'd settle for love, peace, and understanding worldwide, though.

>>8700266
I want to be together with my /jp/ girlfriend!

I'll have you someday, rejection means I should just try harder!

I just want to take it easy with my /jp/ furendos, I love you guys!!

I want to win a billion dollars so that I never have to leave my house and can buy all the figures I want.

I want to enforce my vague ideals of justice on the world by being able to kill whom I want, when I want, in order to scare the people controlling the world in an attempt at not being corrupt

That or marry Reisen

I want...

I don't want. I'm happy with life. My life has sucked through parts of it, but it wouldn't be any fun if I knew exactly what would make me happy. There'd be no purpose to a life where I knew exactly what I need for true happiness, and went directly for it. If you don't have to struggle to find it, and to achieve it, happiness has little to no meaning.

I want to have peace of mind, to take it easy, to be less angry, to live somewhere full of woodlands, and to marry Momiji.

And when I die, to drop out this fucking world and go somewhere better.

I want to be normal.

I don't want to get old or become sickly.

I want eternal youth with 2 other certain people.

I don't know.

I want to be a tentacle monster

I want to live in Gensokyo. Seriously that is what I want.

I want to be forever a loli.

Booze, my pc with interwebz, my console + tv, eternal sunny days, trustworthly friends and a loaded sawn-off shotgun to treat every dayruinin comedian to a shotgun-mouthwash

I want to be good at something I enjoy and make a comfortable living with it.

Music would be nice. I've always wanted to perform elegantly with an orchestra, or play for a small, dark packed venue with the crowd going wild.

Racing would be cool, too. Get paid to drive fast cars. Or even to ride bikes or run if I was, again, good at it. I would probably enjoy a sports or fitness occupation if it wasn't something that would destroy my body over time.

i wish to become god

America erased from existance along with christianity and all it's values.

>>8700491

Enjoy Jews and Muslims taking over the world then breh

I want things to change in my life. I don't know what I want, or rather, the things I envision to fix my life or make me happy change on a day to day basis. Every day I want something slightly different, but I believe on some level that nothing, not even miracles would satisfy me for long. I stand on my porch every night wishing for something, hoping to see a fairy, a youkai, a magic sword, a giant robot. I hope for something magical and beyond belief, but the minute that thing exists, I would slowly grow used to it, wouldn't I? It would take a very special kind of magic to make me happy forever. I hope, somewhere, that sort of magic exists.

>>8700351
Really? Not happy or anything, just normal?
That seems weird.

>>8700545
>Enjoy Jews and Muslims taking over the world then breh

Jews and Muslims aren't taking over shit, broski. It's between the Hindus and the ChiComs.

Also,
>implying that America isn't home to the largest Jewish population in the world, and that wiping out America wouldn't remove their last vestiges of relevance

Money enough to live comfortably until my death.

>>8700481
Ooh, I'd like to hear more about that. What do you plan to do when you become god?

>>8700684
>Money enough to live comfortably until my death.

I already have that, anon. It's less satisfying that you would think. You should raise your sights somewhat.

>>8700696

Maybe so. But I can't think of anything that would be satisfying to me. So if I can't have that, I at least want an easy life.

Most of all, I desire the heat-death of the universe will never happen.

>>8700743
Or rather, I just don't want the universe to 'end.'

A cute 3D girl. With the hair and clothes of a 2D one. And possibly personality depending on the girl in question, obviously not some stock eroge love interest.

I want to go to Gensokyo. More than anything. And live there the rest of my life.

I wish to be happy, I guess.
Or at least, the ability to see things through till the end. That way, I could take satisfaction in that at the end, this was truly the result of my own choices and the best I could possibly do.

>>8700743
>Most of all, I desire the heat-death of the universe will never happen.

Don't worry, you can count on us!

>>8700303
>>8700261
I agree.

10 billion dollars would be pretty good

>>8701071

That sounds like a pretty good number to me too.

I want to be in a 2D utopia, free from the cruelty of 3D. I live with my mom and younger teenage sister, only the dead can know peace from this evil.

To get out of prison.

>>8701211
Whatcha in for?

My hasubando to be real so I can rub his belly.

>>8701081
I would kill for a thousand

A 3D girlfriend that I can treat like a dog. Seriously, a potty trained dogs brain in a woman's body would be the best thing ever.

My girlfriend and I to not encounter any trouble and one day be married. Would be a dream.

>>8701298
Not likely to happen. I've my sights set. Your "girlfriend" should have kept to herself.

>>8701286
Why not just get a dog?

OP, all I want is you.　　　　　　　　　　　

>>8700222
your gay.

>>8701320
I can't reproduce with a dog, nor do I find them sexually attractive even if I could reproduce with them.

>>8701331
They're not that much worse than 3D, from what I hear. And why do you want to procreate so badly? Babies cost time and money and your sanity.

>>8701335
Because I'm going to die. I can feel it in my bones.
I want to live through this kid, name him after myself, and mold him into myself. That way even if I die, a part of myself will still live in the back of this new beings head. I've tried writing a lot of things, enough for maybe a book even. But if someone else were to read this and took a part of me and attached it to themselves this way, it will not be as personal still. With a kid it'd be me and even my blood in his body. That cost and time is worth it to extend myself into another generation.
If women were like dogs, I could even choose by breed and other narrower classifications.

>>8701360
Too bad you won't get to experience any of that future so it doesn't really make a difference.
>>8700778
And you won't be there to experience the end of the universe even if it does come, so why does it bother you?

>>8701439
It's not about me as individual experiencing that future, it's about a section of my being extending into the future. If you were stuck in a box with no influence of the outside world, that would be a limbo equal to being dead. I want to live longer by the me that I will impart in a child. And again, the child being half of genetic me is even better. I'm sure my sister doesn't share my same ideas, so having a kid with her to be more of myself is out of the question too.

I want a catgirl that will love me.

>>8701325
My autism is beyond your comprehension, you'll never take me aliiiiiiive!

>>8701453
I don't really get it. Since you can't experience it, doesn't that pretty much mean that, for you, that future does not exist? I can't imagine this being worth more than a moment's satisfaction, but if you say so.

>>8701453

>If you were stuck in a box with no influence of the outside world, that would be a limbo equal to being dead.

If I was stuck on a planet with nothing but my waifu, I really don't give a HELL about the outside world.

I wish I was born a girl.

Although I would be happy with just that, if I had further choice I'd like to be endowed with huge breasts. Maybe fulfill a couple of other fetishes as well..

I also have various other things that I'd like to be realized, but its more realistic for me to obtain the other things I want in life, so I wouldn't need something to necessarily grant me those things, but it would be nice.

>>8701543
If you were a girl, would you let me stuff your vagina with my meaty cock while I pulled and squeezed your boobs?

>>8701544
Probably.

>>8701589
Disgusting. It's gross if you're so easy. You should wait for months of romance.

immortality
or a rocket launcher with infinite ammo

>>8701626
I wouldn't really be so easy. I was just hoping you'd be more lewd. I actually already have somebody I can be romantic with.

>>8701636
I can be extremely lewd, but it's best to be a gentleman outside of situations that call for me to be lewd.

>>8700664
Weird is why I want to be normal.
I'm smart and I came from a good home.
If I was just normal I would have everything.

>>8701642
Understandable. I apologize for trying to get you to behave lewdly, then.

>>8701439
If the universe does end, then what's the point of trying to do anything at all? I can take it easy once I know I've got all the time.

i want to be a manly man

;_;

>>8702054
Start lifting.

>>8702100
>>>>>>>>>>>>>/fit/

>>8700686
things that the human mind would not comprehend
the most proper term i can find is;
"exist"

I used to have this one friend that I would talk to a bunch about random shit.

I wish that crush I had on them would be reciprocated...

I want to trust in a female enough to open up and have a relationship with her.

Won't happen.

Get on with my life, get a career and stuff. Also, have this thing work out with this girl I'm seeing.

Not that I didn't come here due to someone doing an assburger link to this place, but hey, might as well contribute before I'm banned, right?

I just want one of my family members to win the lottery jackpot and give a few million to take it easy with.

I want to live until the end of humanity without aging

To have an awesome reverse trap girlfriend who has a job so I don't need to have one.

I'd like to know if there actually are multiple universes and shit. I don't even mean like "herp derp magic is real" universes, just things different from how they are here. Or I guess you could say instead of universes an infinite number of alternate timelines, or whatever.

it would just make me feel happier knowing that everything is irrelevant, I guess.

I wish someone would respond to me, seriously, please respond.

To have a purpose.

noob tier, only scrubs desire things. real pros go out and get it which means walking outside thier home and not fapping to 2d cat girls.

>>8702559

What the hell is a "reverse trap girlfriend"? FtMs can't be "girlfriends". You wouldn't call someone who looks more manly than 99% of the guys in this place a "girlfriend", without him kicking your ass for it, or at least hating your guts for it. Although I guess there're some fucked up ciswomen who claim they're guys even though they dress übergirlyly and never do anything except bind their chest so they look like "traps" (because they tend to have masculine faces for genetic women) rather than genetic women, so they get their own special kind of attention (which actual transwomen generally don't want). Wonder if that's what you're talking about.

>>8702597
A reverse trap is someone like Makoto or Kino. Jesus christ, anon.

I desire not to desire anything.

/thread

I wish for world revolution. I want what happened in 1917 in Russia to happen to the whole world and workers to claim their workplaces for their own.

>>8702610
But Russia turned to shit after that.

>>8702600

The names "Makoto" or "Kino" don't say much to me. They say more together because Sailor Moon. I used to be a huge weeaboo, but this was closer to 8 years ago. Also wasn't big on moe back then either, so... If you could, please say which series I'm supposed to be looking at.

But isn't the idea of a "reverse trap" to make you think the biological female is a guy? Those are exceedingly rare outside transgendered folks. There's no female version of transvestism, after all. I've only heard of, like, a couple ciswomen who actively, at times, were attempting to pass as men, due to reasons beyond necessity. Tomboys become really rare in anything but lesbian circles once you get to a certain point, and even they don't try to hide their womanhood. There are people who're androgynous, but they are more in the realm of confusing than trying to make you think one or another.

I'm more just thinking outloud than trying to squash the idea. I'd rather you explained how you see the concept to me because I'm obviously having trouble. Not trying to be rude or anything either, I'm just not a native English speaker and I tend to type way too formally for my own good.

>>8702622
Only because their soviets were abolished and their socialism was turned into state capitalism.

>>8702641
So you think communist Russia was not a shit hole?

>>8702644
Only after Stalin took command and redirected all power to himself.

Effortless flight without the negative effects extreme Gs on my body.

Also immortality would be pretty cool.

>>8702588
Sure, you go out and try to find Gensokyo, tell me how that works for you.
>>8701672
You've got all the time? Sorry, but your mortality rate is pretty much 100%. You've got another 40-60 years at best, I'm sure, and that's probably pushing it. Whether the universe ever ends or not, it's all the same for you.

>>8702646
Ahahahahahaha, oh wow! Seriously?
Do you even know how many people suffered and died thanks to your silly revolution, kike? How much culture was destroyed during the red terror?
>Only after Stalin took command and redirected all power to himself.
Stalin was probably the only good thing about USSR, he killed off the jews who were ruling USSR.

Communism+Russia turned Eastern Europe into a shithole beyond any recovery.

Go back to worshiping Lenin and Trotsky.

>>8703474
Don't blame Russia, most countries were equal parts of the USSR. Stalin was Georgian, Khruschev was ukrainian, Lenin was a clusterfuck, etc. USSR wasn't based on a nationality. And everyone got shafted equally.

Plus Eastern Europe was never all that good. It has a long history of being a piece of shit raped by top dogs.
And Poles/Czechs are doing fairly well now, it's only a question of how much people wanted to fix their problems. Countries that still in deep shit only have themselves to blame.

I wish...

...to be rich...!

>>8703615
Lenin was dirty jewish man, and so was Trotsky

>>8704607
Mission completed: Kill Strelok

>>8704616
Lenin was more than a jew. His ancestry was all sorts of fucked.
>Lenin came from a diverse ancestry. He was of Christian Russian, Tatar, German, and Swedish descent, while his maternal grandfather may have descended from the Jewish Blank family.[4] Lenin is also believed to have had Kalmyk ancestry on his father's side.[5][6]
Cultural marxism in fucking action.

>>8703474
>kike
I'm aryan, thank you very much.

Also,
>Do you even know how many people suffered and died thanks to your silly revolution
Russia was already in the middle of the War, what's your point?
>Stalin was probably the only good thing about USSR
Stalin is the reason those people suffered and died.

>>8703446
Biological immortality is the thing I desire second most.

>>8702582
Yo

>>8705573
So you desire an absolute, endless existence?

I admire that.

This thread is strange. I can't post my wishes in it, but I can post everywhere else. Does that mean that my wishes will be granted one day?

>>8705643
If you want it badly enough, it will definitely happen.

>>8705644
That's great!

>>8705628
Huh, that's a neat way of phrasing it. Yes, certainly that would be my top desire.

Only 3 people in this thread want to go to gensokyo?
That's kinda disappointing.
I would really like to go there and make my fantasies come true, but after all these years I don't feel like I deserve it.
I really hope the christian hell exists so I can get my rightful punishment

>>8708710
Enjoy getting raped by youkai who literally kill and eat human beings. Even if you made it to the Hakurei Shrine or the SDM, nobody is under any obligation to help you or even leave you alive.

>>8708710
Don't you suffer forever if you go to the Christian Hell?

No matter what you've done, Anon, I can't see how you could possibly deserve that...

>>8708715
There are hints in canon that surviving in gensokyo is not unlikely if you manage to reach the hakurei shrine or the human village, some outside world humans even decided to settle there.

I think I read that somewhere in Akyuu's book but I'm too lazy to confirm it right no

>>8708721
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Outsider

A little house on a hill, over-looking the ocean, near a lush forest or jungle, with no one else around, in an area where it's hot all year round, where a town or city is only three to six hours away, where good internet and cable are somehow available, and where there's no possibility of being murdered by a crazy person, and one million dollars to live off of for the rest of my life.

>>8708718
I've sexualized touhous and other anime girls, for me it's enough reason to suffer forever in hell

To live agelessly, in an untouched world with only me in it.
Having something like Alice's dolls would probably help me from going off the deep end after the first century or so though.

Either that, or a bunch of flax.

I want a billion fucking dollars so I can care for my family and fuck around in the /jp/ mansion until I die.

To be a immortal and powerful little girl is all I want.

>>8708710
4

My life thus far has been shitty. The thing I'd like most is to live the rest of my life peacefully with my irl partner without any bullshit.

To be successful at anything.

>>8708876
You dodged insults pretty well there by choosing to use the word 'partner', femfag.

>>8708876
Why don't you go learn to live off the grid in the middle of buttfuck nowhere? Assuming your irl partner would be ok with just cutting and running from everything.

>>8708893
That is a nice idea. I'm pretty sure he'd be alright with it because he has had a lot of shit too.

>>8708891
Heh, thanks.

A loving boyfriend, world peace and a new labcoat.

To come to know the mind of god and learn a few of his secrets in doing so.

>>8708917
>world peace
Bahaha, good luck getting 7 billion monkeys to behave.

>>8708927
Heheh, I just imagined 7 billion monkeys and apes and all behaving. That was a good laugh, thanks. I needed it.

>>8708893
There are places in rural Kansas and other forsaken backwaters of backwaters, that will give you land for free and usually give you a small allowance to build your home on it. It's mostly junk land that's no good for growing, too isolated to settle normally, or undesirable for some other reason. But assuming you can get the power company to hook you up, you could get by a very simplistic life with a well, satellite internet or DSL, a small garden, and maybe some chickens. Of course you'd need a way to make money all the way out there, even if your expenses are relatively tiny. If you were on autism money or something like that, it might be possible to talk them into allowing it.

>>8708927
World peace isn't unthinkable, you just need a military autocracy with absolute global dominance. Sure, the idea might make people uncomfortable, but think about all the suffering you could end.

>>8708759
I don't think you quite understand... I mean, yes, I personally do not approve of sexualizing Touhous and fictional girls (though at /jp/ I've had to just get over it), but you're vastly underestimating the severity of the fate you're seeking.

It would be fine if it was some finite period of time. At least then, no matter how painful it is, there is an end to it. After all, the number of sins you've committed is finite. Even for Hitler, the number of sins he's committed is finite. Therefore, it doesn't matter how much you've sinned. You don't deserve this. No human deserves this.

>>8709010
It would be much worse than you think. Before you even think about world peace, you've got to fix the individualistic nature of humans. Because of that nature, most of the humans will see: "I'm just one human, so I am not significant to the world at large. I don't even know a thing about the vast majority of humans out there. They've got nothing to do with me, so why should I care about them? Even if I'm part of the government, it's not my sense of justice that's being enforced. I'm not getting anything out of this other than money." And that's how it is, because almost nobody will be seriously committed to a job for a reason other than money. So you see, their priorities are already screwed up. And from there, shit starts to spiral out of control. No matter what, money will control the world, rather than justice.

The people higher up don't care about you, the commoner. Especially when they have to govern 7 billion of you. You're just another cow that needs to be herded. And so you see, now you've basically enslaved the entire world. The fact that the vast majority are gonna live shitty lives no matter how hard they try to reach better places, and then die, and that only a select few will have it really good, is not gonna change. If anything, it'll only get much worse.

You think corporate America is bad right now? You can take that, and multiply it, and that's what you'll see in the world you're thinking of.

You simply can't make the mistake of thinking people are selfless. That's not how things work. People are not inherently evil, but they are inherently selfish to some extent. And that's why society doesn't work, especially when it comes to your idea.

I just want to be smart and cute

but no, it takes an inordinate amount of effort/luck to be even one of those

In life I want to be a writer. With my deteriorating prowess of the English language, that is becoming increasingly harder with every passing day.

When I'm dead I want to go to Gensokyo and take it easy there with my own tavern/inn.

Greatest desire? Simply put, to be a god.
To have all earthly knowledge, to be able to create and destroy anything with just a thought, to be able to control time and space and to be immortal but able to end my own life.
Yeah, that would probably be nice...

I love seeing those who throw out really fantastical wishes like immortality or to become a god or to live the rest of your days in Gensokyo or something like that. You guys have all of my respect. I wish you guys the best of luck with it.

I want to never grow old and become so bald.
I don't care about eternal life, just not looking old until the day I drop dead.

Also I'd like to live comfortably without "working"

"working" = American wage slavery. I don't mind doing things for money if I get a fair pay for fair effort. Something like I wrote an awesome novel and made bank off it or some sort of self owned business.