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Adblocked, poked my eyes out, called the cops.

I have a cat.

I don't live in Australia.

Step on it, fangs can't go through the rubber on my slippers.

>>8691268
> park bench
There would be more insects there...

Just throw it out or kill it. There are more annoying insects.

>>8691277
>>8691280
That means going near it though.

I don't kill spiders I find in my room. There's a few living behind my dresser and a family of daddy long legs in my closet. Some times when I reach up high in my closet I touch and disturb their web, and I feel bad.

You're kind of a dick OP

What would you say if someone busted into your house when you were just minding your own business and tried to kill you?

Spiders don't even bite as long as you leave them to their business. They'll even eat common annoyances like fruit flies.

>>8691280
I hate the idea of crushing them. With small spiders it's okay I guess, but with big ones I always feel like I'm going to be able to feel them crunch, and just the thought of that is sickening to me.

Also I've never really been terrified of spiders because I fear that they'll bite me or anything like that. Its more that they just look creepy as all fuck, something about them just horrifies me on some basic level. The fact that I might get bitten never really enters my mind. Just having it walk on me is probably the worst possibility I can think of in such situations.

>>8691289
I would set fire to my closet, jesus christ. How the hell do you put on your clothes with those things in there? Aren't you scared they might go inside of them?

Why would you kill spiders? They are bros.

>>8691308
But it's not their house, it's my house.

Creatures killing other creatures that enter their territory isn't exactly an uncommon thing in the natural world either.

>>8691289
Oh my god

No, I own a lizard.

Seeing shit like this makes me lift my feet off the floor.

>>8691308
Spiders aren't completely stationary, they move about your house. Especially at night, some of them might enter your mouth while you're asleep, thinking it's a nice place to settle down, and then you might swallow them.

I would much rather drive spiders out of my house than have them "mind their own business".

automated home defense, what's not to love

>>8691315
Anon, anon!
Let's have a Yamame thread okay?Pretty please!

>>8691335

Your breath would more than keep them out of your mouth. Assuming you breathe that is.

Thanks for that picture asshole. Made my heart skip a beat.

>>8691338
If spiders were that cute, no one would step on them.

I thought there was a spider in my room biting me and giving me big bumps.

But now I know I have MRSA and it's growing really big and black and I don't have any insurance.

I live with my parents, but I murder spiders whenever I see them. All spiders should be killed. They are one of the most horrific things nature has ever created.

>>8691335
>Especially at night, some of them might enter your mouth while you're asleep, thinking it's a nice place to settle down, and then you might swallow them.

Urban Legend

>Spiders aren't completely stationary, they move about your house.

This is different depending on the spider, Jumping spiders may have a range, but web spiders are very stationary, never venturing far from it unless they have decided to relocate.

>>8691339
If you say so!

>>8691335
I am sure natural selection would select against the idiotic individuals that decide it is a good idea to wander into the mouth of some large creature like that by now.

>>8691305
>Also I've never really been terrified of spiders because I fear that they'll bite me or anything like that. Its more that they just look creepy as all fuck, something about them just horrifies me on some basic level.
Also the way they run! Finding a big spider somewhere all of sudden is already scary enough, but then when you touch it with something and it runs away all fast and creepy... And when you need to kill it and you push something onto it and you hear that krrrchrr sound... brrrr.

Someone derail this with Yamame please.

>>8691382
>They are one of the most horrific things nature has ever created.

Along with yourself and half of /jp/s denizens.

>>8691306
They stay up high, in the corners. I don't think they would ever come down. I don't keep clothes in my closet anyway. It's full of other things.

I remember there was a spider in the corner on my room, right above my bed. It was actually kind of nice knowing he was there, just sitting there in his web. No idea where he went.

Dunno what's so bad about spiders, especially daddy long legs. It's not like they're going to hurt me. They help keep me safe, if anything.

>>8691382
>but I murder spiders whenever I see them
That's the best way of controlling their population.

When I first moved into my house there were webs on every ceiling corner and spiders everywhere. After a years of killing every one of them on sight I now only see a spider once every three months, if that. Feels good man.

>>8691386
Natural selection isn't magic. Spiders' nervous systems are reasonably small nervous systems. They would have a very very long way to go to reach the nervous systems of mammals or even those of reptilia - millions and millions of years, and even then, some simpler organisms would still survive.
This is a "You can't teach an old dog new tricks" sort of argument.

I like spiders, they give flies, mosquitoes, and other unwanted trash A PROBABLY PAINFUL DEATH.

>>8691404
What country are you from?
If it's somewhere like England, then okay. If it's Australia then I'll have to declare you legally insane.

I use the vacuum from a distance to suck in the spider, it's nest and it's eggs.

My old cat used to eat bugs so there were never any spiders in my room. That cat died though and I have a new one now. He just follows spiders about and watches them creep all over my fucking bed.
Useless cat. The only thing he hunts is toilet paper rolls.

I don't know how people living in places like Australia do it... Do they just grow up not afraid of spiders because they see such big ones all the time? I know that if I saw one like OP's spider anywhere in my house I'd kill myself.

>>8691428
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izyQE5mSbds

I seldom see spiders in my house, but when I do, I just grab them and throw though a window if it's warm season, cause they will probably just starve at home. If it is winter I don't throw them out, since they will freeze to death and it is not like there is any prey at this time of year.
Be ashamed.

>>8691405

Actually, Spiders have very centralized and large nervous systems, the largest of any arthropods.

You're kind of stupid to be comparing mammals and anthropods nervous systems in the first place, as most mammals don't have centralized nervous systems and thus have neurotransmitters that take a split second to relay information and dampen that information so you aren't perpetually feeling crazy shit.

But anyway spiders. Yeah, when it comes to their nervous system, spiders are really high tier. Spiders can feel the tiniest of vibrations. It's how jumping spiders hunt, actually.

Why would a spider crawl into the wet mouth that's effectively roaring at them so much their world is shaking? Easy, they wouldn't. Because that's an urban legend.

Spidertits!