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When was the last time you had an Epic Win moment?

>> No.8683270

While I'm at work I try to think up the most ironic and inappropriate thing to do at that moment and play it out in my head. I call it shitthinking.

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>> No.8683275

Never.

>>8683265
Keep up the good work.

>> No.8683276

One time, I corrected a tripfag on /jp/ about proper English usage. He didn't trip for a fortnight thereafter.

I still masturbate thinking about it.

>> No.8683283

>>8683270
Shitthinking is what I do when I'm thinking of the next shit thread to make.

They're my most productive hours.

>> No.8683284

Lately things aren't going very epicly, I failed to post flanfly at 2:00 and today I totally forgot to do it at all.

>> No.8683297

This one time I shitposted so good that Tokiko thought it was serious and ate it all up.

>> No.8683305

>>8683297
How do you measure the quality of a shitpost?

>> No.8683319

>>8683305

It's pretty subjective, here in /jp/ we are flinging shit at ourselves like monkeys in a shit cage, so when it causes some shit, you know it was a good shitpost. /jp/ is a training ground for shitposters like myself, here we learn from the next anon and put our shitskills to the test shitting up other boards. Shit.

>> No.8683335

>>8683305
Look at how many replies it receives. If it's a thread, did it get (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) and a threadban? If it did, congrats! You're a top tier shitposter!

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>>8683319
One of these days I'm going to stop training the younger shitposters and leave this cage.

>> No.8683347

I posted in here and got a reply

>> No.8683357

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S8677670#p8677777

Please don't mock me i can't take it

>> No.8683379

When I stuck my 6x6 cock in your mom's pussy and got her pregnant with you

>> No.8683381

>>8683305
I personally measure the quality of it by how much it makes me laugh. The most common ironic shitposting that uses "xDDDDD" and greentexting are boring and shouldn't be used.

>> No.8683384

>>8683357
HOLY.
SHIT.

Gratz man.

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>>8683379
EXCUSE ME?

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>>8683399
YOU HEARD ME!

>> No.8683424

I don't think I've had an "epic win" moment in my entire life. Small wins, maybe.

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>>8683411
DO YOU HAVE ANY GODDAMN IDEA WHO THE ***FUCK*** YOU'RE TALKING TO HERE?

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>>8683419
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME KID?

>> No.8683435

What is it about bald eagles that makes them so magnificent and glorious?

>> No.8683431

EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN

>> No.8683437

>>8683435

My dream is to open my mouth really wide while a bald eagle soars above me and sprays me with it's glorious shit

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>>8683433
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?!

Didn't your mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!

You better get the FUCK off my board before I make you wish you were never born.

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>>8683444
YOUR BOARD?! ARE YOU SOME KINDA GAY FAGGOT HOMOSEXUAL RED NIP NEGRO NAZI COMMIE DICTATOR? I'M HERE TO PROTECT DEMOCRACY!

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>>8683456
I am hard, but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; on /jp/ you are all equally worthless.

Except for you. You're about to get the symbolic boot up your ass that your homophobic little asshole has been lusting for ever since your commie uncle molested you in the attic. You'll wish you never fucked with me, kid.

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>>8683474
CAW!

>> No.8683482

This eagle shit is probably the only reason I still come to /jp/.

I have no idea what it's doing on /jp/, though. I guess the irony is part of its charm.

>> No.8683497

>>8683482
>irony
It's not ironic, it's just shitposting.

>> No.8683509

When I found a DDL of Kangoku Senkan ep4 subbed.

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>>8683497

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A few days ago, I had won a game by bluff
my opponent thought i got better cards than those i really had and quit.

The funny part: I didn't even try to bluff.
the game played was 'alteil'.I rose 8 levels from that match.

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When my army conquered the web

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>>8683764

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