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I had one hell of dream last night, /jp/.


My body was made of bread, bread /jp/! and i was in Gensokyo, to make it short. Reimu rescued me from a gang of Youkai scum and i went with her to the Hakurei shrine where we drank tea and ate those fish shaped things filled with red bean paste. Anyways, she then said "Woah whats that smell" I knew she finally felt the scent of my bread body, i don't know why it took her so long. The thing is that this meant bad news, really bad news because she was going to eat me, literally. She lifted her arm and i saw her naked armpit which instantly made my small bread penis turn into a huge ass Baguette, bursting out of my pants. We both stared awkwardly at it, then Reimu said "Lecker!" which to i replied "Reimu you bitch! you're supposed to say Oh la la!"
She didn't give a fuck and started eating my baguette i was creeped out, but aroused at the same time because she was eating it so erotically. I said to her "Stop that's my penis you're eating!" she just said "Call the cops i don't give a fuck" I woke up after that.

So the point of this thread is that someone draw Reimu eating a baguette just like those other Touhous eating fast food while being cute. also, how can a Hamburger be considered a phallic food? or it's symbolism to eating an ass out?

>> No.8681260

How did you avoid the birds?

>> No.8681265
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WTF dude? You really need to visit a bakery.

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>>8681260
There are no birds in my dreams, i guess.

>>8681265
Sure, when i get some cash.

>> No.8681285

i love bread so much. it is the epitome of food, in my opinion.

i would draw that for you, but i have no art skills whatsoever.

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>> No.8682277
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IQ of approximately 14 quadrillion and skipped several classes in Harvard!

>> No.8682305

>>8681285
Epitome of food? Bread is barely food. Only by becoming, along with other evil grain-based food, the cornerstone of the cesspool we know as civilization, did the poison known as bread earn honorary food status.

>> No.8682326

I dreamed about riding a helicopter over lush mountains near the ocean with a fat old man whose personality and interests seemed to be modeled after the typical /jp/ poster. We crashed our helicopter directly into another, hostile helicopter and while plummeting to our deaths, he gave me some lewd images of Cirno to masturbate to. I woke up right before hitting the ground. I remember there was something about jetpacks, the joker, robots, and rowboats before all this happened.

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>> No.8682349

How do you induce pleasent dreams? I rarely dream and almost never remember them.

>> No.8682377

>>8682305
I think it's underrated as a snack. Most people will go for a bag of chips or something salty or sugary, but for me bread is enough.

>> No.8682396

>>8682349
You dream every night. I used to be like you. But then i got inspired and decided to try to remember my dreams. Unfortunately, they all are very dark. But at least now i know why i often wake up feeling anger.

>> No.8682398

>>8681257
You wish you could live in Gensokyo with Reimu. You wish you could be something desirable to Reimu. You would be willing to give up your sexuality for her.

It's also possible that you view yourself as someone who others are selfishly consuming for their own sakes.

>>8682326
While obsessing over Genoskyo and other fictional lands and fapping to Touhou characters, you're slowly heading towards your death. However, you don't feel alone in this because you have /jp/.

The fat man is who you fear, or perhaps who you hope, you'll one day become.

>> No.8682428

>>8682377
Bread isn't particularly healthy though. I've been known to eat full loaves of french bread, over 1000 calories, in one sitting.

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Sharuuuu~

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I only have Reimu eating a cake.

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>>8682344
Why is Suwako eating a ha
TONKOTSU NAU

>> No.8683375

>OP's story
Why is my penis hard? This has gotten just a little weird.

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