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8658896 No.8658896 [Reply] [Original]

How did you react when you found out the ending of Mass Effect 3?

Said ending being that the entire series was a story being told to a small child by his grandfather.

>> No.8658907

I don't play shitty games, that is why I play LoL, touhou, and AH3.

>> No.8658901

I feel like his grandfather has peculiar taste in children's stories.

>> No.8658912
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>> No.8658911

>>8658907
You're asking for it.

>> No.8658915

Pointless twists general?

>> No.8658921
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I stopped playing Bioware games when I found out about Hamburger Helper.

I don't even care if she worked on the series or not. Bioware a shit.

>> No.8658922

Wait
What?

Well, looks like it's time to head back to /v/, or /vg/, or wherever the hell I'm supposed to go to now.

>> No.8658925

Why would he tell his grandson about Shepard's sex life?

>> No.8658931

sounds like the star ocean ending.

the entire so universe was just a simulated mmorpg like game.

>> No.8658933

>>8658925

Because he was written by Hamburger Helper.

>> No.8658940

I find it funny that the old man is actually Joker.

>> No.8658943

>>8658921
How many games did she work on? I've only played KotOR and the two ME games, and ME series just seems to be setting up for a generic "gather everyone to save the galaxy" sort of plot so I'm not too enthused to purchase the third installment. I'm also aware of the Bioware shit going on in /v/.

>> No.8658948

>>8658921
>implying you're not a dirty little cum slut
Get on your knees and lick my phimosis dick

>> No.8658954
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>>8658948
>phimosis

>> No.8658955

>>8658943
DA/DA2/ME2/ME3/TOR
She's the responsible for all the gay/lesbian romance shit.

>> No.8658956

Give him the dick.

>> No.8658958

>>8658943

She was heavily involved in Dragon Age 2 and The Old Republic. She also seems to have had a hand in writing ME3.

>> No.8658966
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>>8658948
How about I rip off your foreskin along with any other skin attached to your crinkly little dick, grind it in a blender and force it down your phlegm-infested throat?

Faggot.

>> No.8658964

>>8658958
>>8658955
Well, good thing I stopped caring for Bioware before the DA bullshit.

>> No.8658965

I don't see how that makes a difference even

>> No.8658971

>>8658964
DA:O was pretty damn good, though.

>> No.8658982

>>8658966
How about I let my pet rat gnaw on your clitoral hood while I hold you down and wipe all my crusty smegma off on your lips?

>> No.8658987

>>8658971

As was Mass Effect, or so I thought. I even liked 2, even if it wasn't as good as the first.

>> No.8658998

What's up with all spoilers on /jp/ as of late?

>> No.8658996

>>8658982
How about I ram my pet gerbil so far up your ass that it chews through to the other side and eats what's left of that skinless, dickcheese-covered cock you call your manhood?

>> No.8659005

>>8658998
How about i spoil my dick straight up your ass?

>> No.8659007

>>8658996
Some people pay good money for that you know?
I'm always up for experimenting if you are.

>> No.8659009

>>8658998

Sweet palindrome quads, bro.

>> No.8659015
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>>8659007
Freak.

>> No.8659018

can somebody give a quick summary of what happens?

I assume everybody dies?

>> No.8659013

>>8659005
You're on

>> No.8659025

>>8659015
Come on, don't tell me I don't turn you on. You know you can't resist THIS babes.

>> No.8659028

>>8659018
George Lucas slaps them all with a lawsuit for blatantly ripping off Star Wars and everyone goes home.

>> No.8659030

>>8659018
It turns out to be a "story tale" and they all live happily ever after. Not even trolling.

>> No.8659034

>>8659028
>ripping off star wars
>not ripping of babylon 5

>> No.8659039
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>>8659025
I don't get turned on by nerds trying to cyber anonymously with me on /jp/ of all places.

I don't have a trip specifically because sick fucks like you would stalk me and probably find my address somehow and rape the shit out of me.

>> No.8659050

>>8659039
I already stalk you through your anonymous posts.

>> No.8659065

>>8659039
Don't flatter yourself, sugar plum.
I'm not your typical /jp/er either, I'm a dashing your athlete I'll you know. You wish you could get with this, I'm totally out of your league though.

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>>8659050
I see people impersonating me all the time. Good luck with that.

>> No.8659070

>>8659066
That's just me pretending to be you.

>> No.8659074

>>8659065
>I'm a dashing your athlete I'll you know

You also never passed grammar school, apparently. I'll manage with you.

>> No.8659076

>>8659065
Can't be assed reposting this, deal w/it slut.

>> No.8659078

It was a shame to see Mass Effect go the path of the Matrix trilogy. It started out strong with the first, but the last two installments went downhill fast.

>> No.8659083

>>8659070
Unless you're pretending to be me and replying to your own pretend posts then you're lying.

Tell me what state I live in and maybe I'll believe you can pull that off.

>> No.8659084

>>8659074
>Falling for the oldest trick in the book
Trolled hard cunt. I bet you feel pretty silly right know huh?

>> No.8659089
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>>8659084
The only thing silly about me right now is the hat I'm wearing.

>> No.8659095

Goddamn your eyes you faggots Hamburger Hepler had nothing to do with ME3.

If you want to be pissed off at something at least pick a real reason instead of just mindless hurrdurr-ery.

Like her fucking awful book.

>> No.8659092

>>8659083
I didn't know you were American until you just said so. Looks like you're doing the job for me.

>> No.8659097

>>8659089
What kind of a savage would wear a hat indoors.

>> No.8659098

>>8659018
It's revealed that the reason that the Reapers are killing everyone and "harvesting" humans is because they want to save organic life from synthetic life.
Robots killing organics to save them from robots.

Yeah.

Oh, and this is all told to you by an annoying kid's ghost or something.
And the endings are basically a ripoff of Deus Ex: Destroy the Reapers, take Control of the Reapers, or Merge all Synthetic and Organic life instantaneously by using SPACE MAGICS. No matter what you choose, all the Mass Relays are destroyed, and the Normandy and all of your teammates get stranded on an alien planet.

>> No.8659104

>>8659098
>and the Normandy and all of your teammates get stranded on an alien planet.

Oh wow.

That's shitty.

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>>8659097
Someone too poor to turn the heater on?

>> No.8659111

>>8659104
Just like your moms poopy hole

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>>8659098
>No matter what you choose, all the Mass Relays are destroyed, and the Normandy and all of your teammates get stranded on an alien planet.

BIIIOOOOWWWWWAAAAAAAAARRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.8659115

>>8659092
I have no problem narrowing down continents. You still have to filter through 300,000,000 people.

>> No.8659127

>>8659109
I like poor people, they're easily pleased.
I could pay your bills for you on the condition that you be my sex slave

>> No.8659129

>>8659115
Well 300k is better than 3 billion.

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>>8659127
>I could pay your bills for you on the condition that you be my sex slave

You mean just like any other relationship? I'll pass.

>>8659129
>3,000,000
>300k

So grammar class wasn't the only one you failed. Or was this another "intentional" mistake?

>> No.8659160

BioWare has always been shit, OP.

>> No.8659165

I can't figure out what this thread is about.

OP mentions ME3, but the replies paint a different story.

>> No.8659191

>>8659165

Is this your first day on 4chan?

>> No.8659203

>>8659191
Yes. I'm fresh off the dreddit train, actually.

>> No.8659212

>>8659203
Leave. Get out while you still can.

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>>8659212
Demo....

>> No.8659241

>>8659151
Sorry, I was off getting some scones and Tea.
>or was this another "intentional" mistake?
What do you think?

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