/jp/ - Otaku Culture

u no ur a virgin nerd wen u look up 2 girls in video games as rolemodels

>>8654116

I also dress up as them.

>>8654119

I always loved Koishis carefreeness and the fact that she ran away from her racial obligations.
I'm kinda satisfied with the way how I am, instead I think of self insert characters which would make sense in gensokyo and I then fantasize about how it would be to have this kind of life

I get jealous and envious, so I guess parsee.

My favorite touhou is Satori. She's a kind girl who can understand other people easily.

I compulsively steal petty things from grocery stores and 7-11's and I don't know why I've just always done it.

I empathize for Marisa

>Which Touhou do you share similarities with?
Sadly, with no one.

Which Touhou do you wish to strive to be?
Anyone but Kaguya is fine.

I have similarities with Satori except I can't really read people's thoughts but I still like to judge them by my impression.

>>8654132

We all know you made that up just so you could say Marisa.

I'm a little like Marisa, and a lot like Alice.

I strive to be more like Marisa. I would reach that goal if not for my social anxiety. But I also wouldn't mind being Yuugi, or really anyone who is friendly and confident, in a boisterous sort of way.

I hate humanity so much, but I'm content with annoying the fuck out of people I dislike. I guess I'm Mima, then.
Which is good, because Mima is who I want to be.
NOT EVEN DEATH WILL STOP MY REIGN OF TERROR!

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>>8654132
>I compulsively steal petty things from grocery stores and 7-11

Go choke on a cock behind a dumpster, faggot.

>>8654143
Incorrect. After confessing my first theft of that zebra stripe gum from a toy r' us and having to return it in humiliation I discovered I felt no guilt afterwards from the experience. So I continued on to steal a digital watch from an outlet sport store and gave it to my friend on his birthday. From then on I continued to stealing cookies, candy bars, gum, condoms, batteries, and various other petty items...even a bible once from a book store.

>>8654200
Sounds like you've got a real problem, man.
Still, stealing petty things isn't too bad. The idiotic human race takes them for granted, anyway.

>>8654200
I used to steal books from a half-priced book store around here, and candy from a grocery store.
This is the first time I have admitted it. Thanks for letting me tell someone.

I am literally surrounded by niggers.

>>8654200
How did you steal these things? Did you just slip them into your pockets?

>>8654284
90's era baggy pants that I wore up until college. Then hoodies because every fucking college kid wore hoodies. Occasionally you could wear a backpack but convenience stores were too wary of that and bigger stores tended to keep an eye on you. It's pretty easy during winter because of coats and all, and lately I've been using a messenger bag that I bring with me to and from work. I guess because I dress nicely or something people don't give it a second thought these days.

I guess I'm similar to Aya, or maybe Reimu. Probably more close to Reimu.

>>8654348
Damn, you really ARE like Marisa.

You know, kleptomania is something that can be worked through, and at the very least, mitigated.

Odds are eventually you will get caught, might want to consider fixing that issue.

>>8654348
You and Marisa should hang out. I can imagine when you're parting ways she'd wave good bye with some random thing she swiped from you in her hand...and you'd do the same with her hakkero.
Oh, the look on her face would be so priceless...then you could play keep-away with it, and...aaaah...

I'm probably the most like Reimu but I hope when I start going to university in the fall I can get a part-time job in the school's library and become a good Koakuma.

>>8654348
I stole about $500 worth of manga and artbooks from Borders a few months ago when it was closing, can I be Marisa with you?

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Cirno, because I am a presumptious baka.

I strive to be sexually active as Reisen

Kaguya, of course.

>>8654528
brb drawing a doujin

I can see some of Reimu's, Komachi's and Mokou's qualities in me.

I want to be Yuyuko, for obvious reasons.

I have the 90% of Reimu's good and bad habits.

I want to be like Mima. You know... having a apprentice in magic and being really powerful.

I am so poor that all the kleptos itt have convinced me to start shoplifting. thanks for nothing

I'm pretty much Meiling and Alice mixed.

I would love to be a mastermind like Yukari, with my own subordinate who has her own subordinate. Of course it won't happen, but I can't think of any others at the moment.

>>8654611

You mean hardly?

Sakuya i guess, i mean we both use pad's when wearing a maid outfit.

Imagine Reimu but instead of youkai flocking to her nobody wants to be near her.
That's pretty much on the money

I think I'd like to be Yuyuko though, I've always wanted to be the big breasted type who takes everything easy.

>>8654702
I laughed harder than i should have

>>8654705

What? I bet she fucks every imperishable night

She's a rabbit FFS.

>>8654702

Komachi, Komachi.
Life is easy when you just relax.

>>8654528
Something like that happened in that one wizard CYOA.

>>8654739
She tries to contain her rabbit urges.

>>8654739

I thought the point was she didn't.

But this is fine too... I guess...?

i'm like yamane because i'm a worthless piece of shit.

my favorite is yuuka cuz I love strong women, short hair and sunflowers.

Which Touhou is deceitful, friendless, spiteful, bitter, humorless, scornful, unsociable, self-loathing, holds lifelong ill feelings and resentment for the most stupid things, thought by most people to be a piece of shit, the kind who'd steal what someone who loves you unconditionally holds dear because hurting that person is fun?

>>8655249

None.

>>8654177
Dark and edgy xd

>>8655249

You forgot "lonely"

Probably Suika. I am terribly fond of alcohol. I could drink almost everyday but i usually end up drinking my wine collection instantly after receiving new additions. Still i don't feel sad since i usually can do stuff even if i was drunken. Just love slight buzz.

Yukari since she can manage whole worlds efficiently and sleep.

>>8654641
you glotton

people in Afrooka are starving you know, and here you are eating everything you see.

cirno! because i'm a ⑨　XD!

I hunt monsters.

I don't know. Whichever is the most laid back and easy going one.

>>8655335

Probably Patchouli, cause I'm a sickly shut-in and I like reading

chen. were both delinquents.

Tenshi.

I'm probably most like Patchy. I like reading and learning about things, but my abilities are heavily limited by my health and energy. The rare times I wake up with a lot of energy, I can get tons of stuff done. Otherwise, I can't do shit.

I would strive to be like Yukari. Sure I would still sleep alot, but I would have a highly capable subordinate. When I actually do decide to do anything, it gets done with almost no effort almost regardless of difficulty.

Hmmm....I'm probably like Yuugi minus the bad-assery. Not sure who I really strive to be, I've never really given much thought to it to be honest

Im only getting into touhou, now, with pcb and refuse to let myself take in too much fanwork till ive completed at least one game.
I have no idea then. Not enough info.

>>8655649

Feel like getting punished?

I am like patchy...
I do not know who I wish to be, though.

I'm kinda grumpy but reserved and calm most of the time, I'm not easily excited and I think my most outstanding attribute is loyalty, even if it brings me harm I'll never betray a friend.

I don't know to which touhou relate to, maybe fan-based Eiki-sama.


And I wish to be Sakuya, so I could lick Milady all over by using my time-stop powers.


Anyway, do not fool yourselves, y'all niggas are Kaguyas.

Lately, I've been developing sadistic tendencies, /jp/. Faggots who insist on opinions that don't coincide with my own, really make me want to bully them. My opinions are fact, you know. And I get especially butthurt when people try and force their values on me. I really hate being looked down upon. But I generally don't discriminate between others at all, since I have no particular attachment to anyone.

Also, I like to spend my time doing whatever I feel like. In fact, I prefer to be alone because everyone that comes near me tends to be boring and generic. I think I can agree that flowers are far superior to humans.

I share similarities with the fanon-Meiling that's totally useless.

I strive to be like Cirno.

- Have poor stamina and get tired easily if I walk more than I'm required to / do exercise.
- Get tired easily when I do house-work because I'm not fit for it. One time I had difficulty breathing (no joke) when I was doing dishes.
- Never leave the house at all (unless it's going somewhere important and it's unavoidable).
- Can't look after myself and have to rely on others to tend to my needs.
- Love to sleep.
- Love to surf the internet all day and occasionaly play games.

I will laugh if all these traits of me irl are just like fanon Kaguya. But I don't think my traits can 'tie' to any of the touhou's in canon.

>>8655249
Many of those look like canon!Kaguya or canon!Mokou to me.

>>8655249

You might want to peek into Grimsokyo. You'll find relating to people easier there.

/jp/ - secondary culture

/jp/ can't be Kaguya. She is pretty and immortal, thus healthy. That's not the case for most of /jp/ers.

>>8655987

Most of /jp/ is Patchy minus the intelligence.

im baka

/jp/ is Letty.

-What /a/ left behind.

>>8655987
You do realize that no one 'cares' about her canon self and mostly compare themselves to her by fandom right?

>>8656069
Yes I do. No idea why I bothered writing that post.

I'm boorish, burly and like to abuse alcohol (and nicotine).

Eh... Probably Yuugi.

It might be hard to decide.
I really like Koishi as role model because she is happy person but I like to take photos like Aya and Hatate.

>>8656218

I don't believe there's a single /jp/er who shares similarities with Aya or Hatate

>>8656242
Why?

>>8656242
You would have to be a sociopath (analyzing everyone around you and changing your personality depending on who you talk to), and also very intelligent. You'd have to love dealing with information, no matter how meaningless, and manipulate what others hear and learn for your own amusement. In short, "the pen is mightier than the sword."

This is all despite the fact that the Tengu are very strong and advanced, so they don't need to think like that in order to survive, they don't even need to live in an organized society. The former is probably because they feel like it, and the latter is probably because they were copying the Oni.

I wouldn't know about similarities, Satori or Parsee I guess? I'm looking up to Byakuren and her followers

>>8656288 here.
Actually, a lot of what I said here only applies to Aya. Most of it doesn't apply to Hatate.

Hatate is quite different, but I don't really know enough about her to explain.

>>8656309

She does meaningful journalism, only covering things that matter and are truthful. Just like real life, the majority of people prefer Aya's gossipy style.

>>8656316
I wouldn't be able to confirm or deny that, but I guess I'll take your word for it.

Almost all journalism is meaningless, though, so I don't think this is likely.

>>8656326

>Almost all journalism is meaningless

Not really.

>>8656288
Wouldn't it be hard to admit to have such personality?

>>8656335
When I look at the news, I almost never see anything interesting.

Sorry, but I just don't care about the people who've died or become criminals, or anything like that. It has nothing to do with me. And I especially don't care about drama or money-related things, or what the popular and influential people are doing, because really it's hard to get more meaningless than that.

I guess that the weather forecasts can be useful, but that's about it.

>>8656316
What? No she doesn't.

>>8656351
If you really were like Aya like that, you'd have no trouble doing so.

>>8654572
>I stole about $500 worth of manga and artbooks from Borders a few months ago when it was closing, can I be Marisa with you?

Nigga get on my level
I compulsively stole a multitude of things, started with when I had no money for food so I stole food to live.
Then I got a job at Borders, and I stole about $1000 worth of manga/books/artbooks/comics while I worked there.
Stole about $300 worth of things from art stores.
About $200 worth in figurines.
and about $300 miscellaneous.

I am a terrible person.
I stopped doing all that about three years ago.

>>8656412
I admire you as a person.

>>8656419
At least someone does

I still have serious guilt trips about all that, I wish I wouldn't have been so greedy.

But I still have all of my spoils. Hypocrisy HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>8656433
I wish I had the balls to steal stuff. My dad has no qualms about stealing stuff, however. He's a communist you see?

>>8656412

Hahaha, you materialistic fucks.

When I was in primary school, I already stole everything in the classroom just for fun. Later, I would steal my classmates' notebooks and books before tests so that they could not study, just to throw them away. Later, I started stealing in shops. I stole food and drinks. When I was 14, I didn't buy my lunch a single day, I stole it everyday. I started maniacally collecting money. If I wanted something I'd steal it instead of buying it, and save the money. I started stealing other stuff, such as books and CDs. I started stealing clothes from big stores too, bringing small pliers and breaking that thingy that's attached to it so that it won't be stolen. Most of the time, I gave the clothes to homeless people, because I couldn't care less about clothes. Same with stuff like soap and toothbrushes. I've also stolen cellphones and wallets from people's handbags. I collect those. I have 17 cell phones and 12 wallets.
Since I finished High school, I hardly ever go outside. But when I do, I always feel nostalgic and steal something from a store.
Yes, I know I'm probably a kleptomaniac, but I don't give a fuck.

>>8656501
You, sir, are my hero.

>>8656412
>>8656501


Get on my level. I stole someones virginity once.

>>8656501

Were you ever caught?

Why are there so many thieves on jaypee?

Probably Reimu, although I can't deny having some Patchouli-like traits.
I want to be like Remilia though

>>8656501
Don't let them catch you. If they do, you'll be pretty fucked at asylum wing.

Hard to answer, I love so many of the characters.

I'm probably a bit like Satorin. I tend to assume what people think even though I can't read minds.

As for who I strive to be? Perhaps Remilia for charisma ~Uu or Okuu just for burning things.

While im at it Does anyone know the second password for the Ibara kasen MMD model? Can't read japanese myself so ill throw this in here hoping someone will help me out.

解凍パすワーどは茨木市がある都道府県の名称を半角英文字で入力。
（「東京都」「愛知県」「京都府」のようにちゃんと都・道・府・県まで入

れる）
英語の表記ではなく、あくまでも日本語のローマ字入力。平仮名をF10キーで

変換すると分かりやすい

>>8656526

Yeah, I was caught with my hand inside an old lady's handbag once. She shouted, and I ran away. Luckily, no one cared. Living in a big city has a lot of advantages. The closest time I was put in a dangerous situation was when I was in school. It was really obvious that someone was stealing things because it was a closed environment, the same people everyday. One day, when I stole two books, three teachers started checking everyone's bag right before we went home. It caused a major ruckus, so I sneaked into the bathroom and left both books behind a toilet. The teachers saw me coming out of the bathroom and checked it too, but they didn't find anything. I took the books with me next day.

I've stolen textbooks from school, but that's pretty much it.

>>8656614
Beast.

Somehow, that last story of yours reminds me of things that happen in Umineko. The only thing you needed to do after that, is to scratch "a witch has stolen your books with magic" into a desk in a disturbing manner, and then continue getting away with it.

>>8656288
>You would have to be a sociopath (analyzing everyone around you and changing your personality depending on who you talk to), and also very intelligent. You'd have to love dealing with information, no matter how meaningless, and manipulate what others hear and learn for your own amusement. In short, "the pen is mightier than the sword."

That sounds kind of like me. I don't like to think I'm very intelligent, though. Makes it easier to overestimate my abilities. I DO love manipulating people, though, even if there's nothing in it for me. And I do adjust my bearing depending on the person I'm talking with.

>>8656688
Oh, you're interesting. Very interesting. Perhaps you are an Aya.

There sure are some interesting people on /jp/. Until I saw this thread, I didn't really know it.

>>8656701
My hobby of choice is journalism, too. But I've had that since High School, before I knew about 2hu.
Huh. I'd have preferred to be a Reimu, to be frank. Oh well.

>>8656614

Reminds me of College, I didnt steal but out of spite towards some assholes I Took a bottle of filled with urine and dumped it into some lockers. This was before the summer holidays. Giving everything time to rot.

>>8656723
I'm afraid those traits are rarely consistent with heroism.

>>8656725
>urine
>rot
nigga, what?

I used to steal quite a lot in my youth but then I got caught once in a store and I felt so bad about it that I gave up on stealing.

>>8656727
Hey, I'd gladly fight to save a world if I cared for it. IF I cared for it. I've yet to see a world that would induce such in me such a feeling.
Gensokyo, I could fight for. It's a nice place, if you forget all the monsters. But that, too, can be fixed.

>>8656701
Yeah, you think that's interesting? Remember when I found out approximately where you lived after you followed my link? Looks like what you posted on your tumbrl coincided perfectly with where you went and your location. I saw you at katsucon by the way, I was so tempted to kick your face in for what you did. I drove all the way there in a rental just to see you. I missed a lot of my classes just to see you.
Please respond to what I've sent you.

Even if you're the wrong person, I'm sure the right one will read this.

I am like Shikeiki, except autistically so.

>>8656749
Remember when I doxed myself?
No, no one does. No one sent me any anthrax

>>8656605
I don't know why I'm helping you, but try "ibarakikenn"? (Asks for the prefecture of 茨木 in romaji)

>>8656773
You didn't even say goodbye, what the fuck did you want then? At least give me reasons why you stopped, you even said you'd come back after a while and I waited patiently every day. That's infuriating, I'm going to explode.

>>8656749

>>8656701 here.
Sorry but I've never posted anything on tumblr, and never been to katsucon. But if you actually went this far to see someone, I applaud your effort and dedication.

Either you love this person or you're an awesome stalker.

>>8656795
When I made that first post I was sure I did not know you, but now you are sounding like someone I know, other than the fact I have never been to a con, and do not have a tumblr.
Your second post describes actions I have made.

/jp/ - Yandere/Tsuntsun Romantic Drama Culture

>>8656816
Well now that I have your attention, I'll ask you to please return. I've grown hopelessly addicted you can understand.
If I shoot indiscriminately I'm bound to hit right?

>>8656773
All you have to do is log in and say hi please. I apologized before, why would you act like that?

>>8656773
>Remember when I doxed myself?

Well that had nothing to do with the effort I put into it. It could have been anyone of course, until I put things together. You live on the east edge of your state right? Your ISP is actually from the bordering state! After that it was just some time in the archive.
404 errors log information of whoever tripped it you know? Hosting isn't cheap either, but it was a sound investment.

>>8656830
Well, I know you for sure do not know me.
I did return to where I left.
Yesterday.
In the most ironic way.
>>8656846
♥
I want to know more about what has happened

>>8656860
>Bording state
>Peninsula
>Wrong person
It's amazing how many doxing situations /jp/ gets involved in

There is some seriously hardcore autism going down in this thread right now.

>I want to know more about what has happened
I'm not willing to say anything as this person enjoys their personal space, but if I don't bring attention like this they'll never come back and will just forget me.

>>8656868
It's nothing like that. They're a real heartbreaker. I mean, even on valentines of all days...

You know I saved our valentine's day conversation! I've had plenty of time to read over it again and again. I guess I did act like a jackass, but It was a stressful day you know? I did apologize, if you weren't going to come back, you should not have asked me to wait!

What the FUCK is going on in this thread?

>>8656993
http://www.autism-awareness.org.uk/

>>8656999
What is with this autism meme? I'm not autistic, I'm actually damn good at reading social ques.

>>8656861
>I did return to where I left.
>Yesterday.
>In the most ironic way.

Oh, is that really the case? I assumed so and that was why the email was at a similar number combination. I already gave you information a second time, so you know I'm not a liar right?
I'm not sure if it is you, but I thought that would work which is why I attempted it. The thread was a similar topic for a drop.

>>8657014
>I'm not sure if it is you
Probably not me.
I haven't received any emails.
You are really desperate, sir.

>>8657022
>You are really desperate, sir.

But it's love.. there isn't anything that can be too far for love.

>>8657031
>3DPD

>>8657051
I've actually never really seen them or they me...
I just enjoyed being with them, chatting about anything, having someone to talk to so often. I would get up early and go to bed late just to have more time... I don't care if it was 3D/2D male or female.

>>8657059
I had those feelings once.

>>8657057
I hate those images.

>>8657066
Geez, I can't even get sad or angry anymore.
I just want to hold them and be happy. Can I not be happy? I thought that was unfair and why I tried to be so forward. If the world wasn't going to give me what i want, i just had to take it by force. I became forceful and then she left.

I only tried to secure what I thought I had. Once you have something like that, it's easy to get extremely paranoid you'll lose it.

>Which Touhou do you share similarities with?
Hmm, this was a tough one.. Probably Shikieiki.

>Which Touhou do you wish to strive to be?
Byakuren, for sure.

>>8656501
>>8656614
Dude, that changes from petty/chivalrous thievery to just being an asshole. I stole from chains and stores I knew could afford it, or giant Walmart stores that are ruining our country anyway.
I made it a point never to steal from individual people or mom n' pop/ small businesses.

I also love how this thread went from 'Which 2hu are you?' to 'Thieves, Yanderes, and Autism'.

>>8657687
Wow, you really are Marisa.

>>8657687
>Yanderes

It's not yandere. I'm derederedere.

Why would they leave me, I'm practically perfect. That was the only person who ever showed me any care and now even they pretty much say I'm worthless by their actions.

>no one wants to be flandre

worst 2hu

Mostly Mokou, with some traits from Reimu too.

I I would like to be either Remilia or Yuuka.
But just going full-on Mokou would be fine too. You know, living alone on a bamboo forest and everything.

I'm most like Sanae.

I want to be more like tewi, as in a small loli with a tight pussy.

>>8658315
I'm a little like Flan.

I tend to think weird, so even when I really want people to understand what I'm saying, they still wouldn't be able to half the time.

I generally just stick to myself, and become more and more incomprehensible as the years pass.

I also really wish I could be more like Flan, because then it would be easy to get everyone to leave me alone by making them all fear me. If they don't run fast enough, I'd get a new toy.

Sanae, because I suck all the dicks.

i want to violin, no matter what

>>8656605
i trust you went to the mmd thread and got your answer.

right? i mean why would you post it here instead of there? or do you not know how to use the archive?

/jp/ - Criminals & Mental disorders

>>8656368
Isn't admitting such things making people suspicious of you? I don't know about such things, I'm not manipulative person at all, so maybe it's better for people like >>8656688

>>8661267

Yes, it would. I know because I never did say that to anyone outside of, you know, where no one knows who I am.

I you're telling people you're manipulative you're a poser.

Which Touhou is outwardly cold and isolated, but secretly cares for those close to them (but not necessarily everyone else)?

Also probably at least a bit of Reimu/Komachi since I can be pretty lazy.

>>8662153

Well, I would think Alice would fit that. Although, it's more of a "i haven't found anyone worth tolerating" than a "i secretly want someone"