/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Wowww! Great blog dude! Uwahhh!

You should have raped Aaeru while you were there Anon.
I'm disappointed in you.

Enjoy your endless curse, there is no escape to it. Let this be a warning to all the virgin nerds with a waifu.

Shitty thread, but if it makes you feel better, I can't ejaculate in front of 3D either. I had to fap in front of the girl when I tried having sex. Her touching me was fine, felt good, but I couldn't get off until it was my own hand.

WAIT GUYS OP HERE.

I forgot due to drunkness but i was gonna ask, can i still be a wizard since i didnt cum with the prostitute?

>Waifus change every day.


Get the fuck out, now.

>Waifus change every day.

You don't belong here.

>>8654161
>>8654163
You gotta be kidding...

>I cant let my friends know because they deal coke and would probably kill me if they knew i liked this shit.
Why are you "friends" with niggers?

>>8654161
NO U

I have a harem of waifus, you don't have shit on that.

>>8654156
You already inserted your pinus into her disgusting, disease filled vagoo. Enjoy your cancer till the day you die, and the thoughts of your waifu hating you for picking such a low way to lose your virginity.

You can't be a wizard.

I'm Australian and had sex with a whore when I was drunk once. I couldn't cum because I passed out half way through.

You have to accept your decisions. Where'd you go anyway? Asian Star or somewhere in Sydney?

>>8654170
I am friend with wiggers who are also my childhood friends (there was no one else in my neighborhood to hang out with so it happened) and now i am aware they are sociopaths and some psychopaths. A perfect storm will you.

>>8654181
Seems Australia is the land of prostitution.

Wait, prostitution is legal in Australia?

>>8654186
Have you considered suicide?

>>8654181
Some asian place in Melbourne. I felt like my life was ending soon due to my involvement with psychopaths so i just gave up and went for a prostitute. Unfortunately I'm still alive.

>>8654201
Only joining the military. I would probably be team killed because i would choose the life style of Kira Yamato.

>>8654190
It's sort of grey (with a number of odd rules) but basically it is, yeah. If you see "full service" at an Asian massage parlor, well then..

There are probably a dozen brothels within 30 minutes drive of my place.

>>8654207
Grab a gun, shoot yourself. It's not that hard, seeing as you already gave up on life.

>>8654220
Well to be honest i don't even give a shit about my life, not even enough to end it. I just kinda sit and observe.

I still feel like i can save the world n shit even when i don't know how,

OP here, anyway this cheers me up somehow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGJovaqRDQs

>>8654240
Well at least you are trying.

>>8654240
A lot of us on /jp/ secretly feel that way. Maybe not so much with the new userbase, but whatever.

Just move on. Everyone fucks up at some stage, and you aren't the first guy to lose his virginity to a whore. I know some people who go to these places on their lunch breaks etc.

>>8654271
Does that mean you went through the same?

>>8654285
I've slept with a prostitute but I had sex once, 8 years earlier. So no, not the same. But I know plenty of people who have.

An old friend of mine lost his virginity at 23 in the usual way, but it completely fucked with his head and he ended up obsessed with the girl, tried to kill himself etc. I think for /jp/ sex, if it happens, will always have some disastrous emotional fallout in one way or another.

>>8654161
While am at it, who else think you can only have ONE waifu?
I fap to a different girl everyday. Except they are all on different planets and don't know each other and I'm the only one with a galactic space ship to pull it off. I have just as much love as Rance.

>>8654311
OP here im 23.

Doesn't waifu imply permanence or at least long-term?
I surely wouldn't call waifus the random girls in whatever h doujinshi one is reading at some random moment of time, unless one assigned some significant preference to it.

>>8654311
It's in your head actually. Thing is the odds of /jp/ enjoying sex with a prostitute ranges between the denizens of their self-esteem, and it's /jp/ we are talking. Prostitutes are probably on of the filthiest things you could ever consider to do, and once you do it there's no going back. Don't forget you need to pay them at the end.

>>8654365
You have to pay them at the start actually.

I'm trying to say, for "typical" /jp/sies, losing virginity in mid-20s will probably be a "big deal" or be interpreted in a drastically negative way. I'm not trying to suggest sex with anyone. I'd be a virgin if I didn't get drunk a few times and had some issues about it anyway. Doesn't even feel right saying I'm not a virgin here.

I did the same when I was 19. I went to some prostitute, the sex was fucking horrible and for some reason I couldn't come.

>>8654394
Lulz, guess we do things differently around here.

>>8654394
Having said that, lately I've been considering hiring a Thai TS from a brothel I heard about. I think making out and fondling their penis as it gets hard would make me, I mean, oh~

>>8654394
>I'm not a virgin

How pathetic do you have to be to lose your virginity? I am ashamed, anon.

http://www.asexuality.org/wiki/index.php?title=Demisexual

>>8654436
It's funny because she doesn't have a uterus. also, she's dead

>>8654429
We have transcended beta and alpha. You can harm an ego that does not exist.

>>8654429
We have transcended beta and alpha. You cant harm an ego that does not exist.

>>8654436
I don't think this is a real thing with scientific basis, it sounds more like something social justice warriors on tumblr made up.

>>8654482
It's called omega, just not giving a fuck.

Imagine an alpha without any of the social responsibilities or desire to "make something of themselves." That's an omega.

>>8654144
>I cant let my friends know because they deal coke and would probably kill me

>>8654648
They actually kill people. Coke is a side thing.

This isn't pot kid.

>>8654412
Let's go on a '/jp/ goes to thailand' trip.

>>8654658
I think it's time you moved to a civilized country, brother.