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Get an abortion

This is the only artist that can make me like yukkuri.

I wish I could swim around inside Reimu

>>8635555
But Reimu can't swim!

imagine if reimu was your mom! that would be awesome!

responsibility

please take

Anyone read this? It was pretty cute.

>>8635948
fucking dykes

>>8635953
Sorry man thats how it is.

If Reimu were my mom, things would be different around here

>>8635948

>>8635948
Damn that's sweet... At the risk of getting cavities, got a title for it?

>>8636022
I like this paring way more than that generic Marisa and Alice shit the fanon forces for no reason. Link below is the whole thing.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/5146

>>8635544
sauce

>>8635517
>>8635521
Hee-hee.

>>8635997
You'd be a violent dick?

Pow pow pow

>>8636095
Quite the opposite, anon.

>>8637517
Why is he so perfect...

>>8637517
Supreme Kai let his mohawk down I see.

If Lady Seiga were my master, things would be different around here.

>>8637517
As beautiful as ever, Griffith-sama.

>>8637555
Why? Have you seen how she treats Yoshika as a bullet spammer/meat shield?

>>8635948

>>8637581
As I picture it, Yoshika does all the manual labor and I get to rape and impregnate 2hus in the night to make more fetuses to fuel her dark magic. A dirty job, but someone got to do it.

>>8637644
Where the hell did this even come from?! Ewwww.

>>8637644
I wouldn't trust necromancers. Unless you're already dead, because then you don't get a choice

>>8637581
But that's the best part of it. Isn't it beautiful to act as your beloved lady's unliving shield until your reanimated corpse can no longer endure the damage and falters, only for her to bring you back to undeath? The first thing you'd feel upon regaining your consciousness would be the warmth of her hands spreading through your cold, lifeless body, and that is worth standing in front of as many bullets as she wants.

Besides, it's said that she takes good care of Yoshika's body. If you were a hopping corpse, your stiff limbs would be unable to reach your ears, which means that Seiga surely cleans Yoshika's ears once in a while. Don't you want to lie on Lady Seiga's lap while she inserts a cotton wool bud in your ear and clumsily pokes around in an attempt to get out the dust and wax that has accumulated therein, inserting the wool-tipped stick deeper and deeper into your ear without fear because you won't feel any pain as a zombie and your eardrums are no longer necessary to hear?

Certainly, I want my ears to be penetrated by Lady Seiga until she hits the back of my cochlea and my mind goes blank with pleasure.

So is Reimu like, the protagonist of Touhou?

>>8637726
Why on earth am I hard.

Cirno's such a baka. She forgot about protection.

Which Touhou is the most fertile?

>>8637776

Suwako

Dem frogs, man.

>>8637776

Guess

I love the doujin where Cirno gets impregnated by a frog. She even gives birth to a bunch of tadpoles.

>>8637791
Scary!

I see so we're doing THAT kind of thread again, well then I have this....

She is a rabbit so I guess that means they're mating habits too, I blame Kaguya, could be worse though at least she's not slutwako

What's the deal with all the mentions of Suwako in this thread?

>>8637807

We're discussing how much of a slut she is

>>8637807
She actually is the most fertile Touhou.

Also only Touhou confirmed to give birth. She gave birth to Sanae's distant ancestor.

>>8637871
She's a fertility goddess, not a slut, you big dummy.

>>8637882

I do not see the difference pal

>>8637890
Demeter = Not a slut
Venus = Ultra slut

One is a lifegiver. The other would spread her legs to anyone. Learn the difference.

>>8637890
That's because you're a big dummy.

>>8637900

Suwako procreated, that's all the information you need. Slut slut slutty slut slut!

>>8637900

Fertility godesses come in threes. Female deities typically follow the same cycle: maiden, motherhood, and a third inverting the cycle, a witch/crone.

Qudshu-Astarte-Anat
Artemis-Demeter-Hecate
Saraswati-Lakshmi-Kali

or Sanae-Suwako-Kanako

>>8637952
So did YOUR MOM

>>8637973
Mind blown.

>>8637973
But wasn't Hecate the titan goddess of Magic? How is she related to the first two?

>>8637976

What a fucking slut, I'm going to reprimand her from now on and be sure to reminder her that she's nothing more than a dirty slut! Every time someone brings her up, I'll be sure to inform them of her slutitude. You've truly opened my eyes, anon.

Autism: Repeating the same action while expecting different results.

Like reposting this thread

>>8638083
>Repeating the same action while expecting different results.

No, that's madness.

Autism = repeating the same action while expecting the same result. Autist get batshit crazy if they get different results.

>>8638083
I actually posted this thread last night expecting/hoping it would turn into a Yukkuri thread

But carry on

>>8637973
>Female deities typically follow the same cycle: maiden, motherhood, and a third inverting the cycle, a witch/crone.
>Sanae-Suwako-Kanako

Well, I guess this cements Kanako's place in the Old Hags' Alliance.

>>8638099
I don't get the appeal of those socks.

>>8638109

No that cements her as the slu-mother, Kanako is the old hag/witch

>>8638099

>>8638114

You mean Suwako?

umm, "shiver me ballsack" ?

Trying to act like there's a 'reason' to call Suwako a slut is retarded. You are in fact, hoping that it annoys someone to the point of creating some stupid copy pasta or something, and should just come to terms with it.
Suwako is a fertility goddess. This is one of the canon facts that people try to refer to in calling her a slut, but if you had an IQ above ten, you'd understand that fertility also refers to crop production, animal husbandry, and all sorts of stuff besides the penises that you are apparently fixated on.
Sanae is Suwako's descendant, therefore Suwako has procreated, and is a slut for that reason. There's a few issues with this argument. The first being that a fertility goddess could presumably create an offspring by a variety of means other than taking a human penis within her body (it's more likely too, since the thought that a human sperm could fertilize the egg of a frog fertility goddess is kind of a stretch). The second being that it assumes that if Suwako had in fact copulated once over the course of thousands of years, she would be the only one in the franchise to have done so (guess what, as some point in the vastness of this franchise, some Touhou spread their legs). The last is the pure unrealistic immaturity of the notion that having sex once over the course of thousands of years would make someone a slut. Only on /jp/ does shitposting come this autistic.

>>8639169

too long didn't read lol

>>8638099
Yukkuris are love