/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8633319
>very quiet masturbator
Deal breaker.

Why would you just masturbate when we could make a love story?

>>8633319
Be a bit louder and let me watch, then you got a deal.

>>8633326
>>8633331
there's nothing exciting about watching a NEET masturbate

penises are no fun

>>8633329
Masturbation is the highest form of love.
Next to rape.

>>8633341
I bet you sound cute

>>8633349
I sound like a truck with a small raccoon stuck in the engine trying to start

If you're not a love interest, then you're just cluttering up the plot.

>>8633341
Au Contraire , penises are the best.

Masturbation is boring, real men have lucid sex dreams.

>>8633359
gross

>>8633354
so moe

I want you to masturbate while watching me pretend to sleep though. I want to feel wanted and loved.

I'll let you do it if you wear a chastity belt on your penis and learn to masturbate anally only.

>>8633366
my crotch smells like onion rings

You could if you want..
You have to promise you wont make any stains on my dresses and other clothes in there though.

>>8633374
I think I love you

I'm seconding this post, i can be a very loyal pet and don't need much care, i... i could even clean your house if you want

>>8633385
fuck off you shitty fairy /jp/ is my man

Chen, a nekomata in shikigami service. Chen hates water, but is a cat. Cats are normally clean enough to poop where it's better for them to poop like litterboxes so she probably goes to the toilet. However, she hates water, not only as a cat, but as a shikigami as well. This means she probably showers or bathes not all that much. Wiping works well enough to get rid of the shit on your anus, but not even the most thorough of wiping will make sure to get rid of all the shit on your anus after a poop. It takes water and soap to make sure that not a trace of shit remains. Chen's anus is probably wiped regularly after poops, but still not all that clean due to the fact Chen rarely bathes or showers. Not only her anus will not be that clean, but her entire body as well. Unless Ran makes sure Chen washes up then Chen's probably very smelly.

>>8633385
>>8633391
Watching two little girls fighting over you never gets old.

This is some terrible roleplay.
Besides this joke died a long time ago, reported.

>>8633390
Do not want, I'll take the baka fairy.

hi im a girl and i want friends
pls respond

>>8636032
no you don't

>>8636037
pls respond again, i'm a girl.

>>8636049
no you're not

>>8636052
more, more pls. i'm a real girl, pls believe me.

>>8636068
me too lets be friends. how can i be your friend. are you japanese.

>>8636068
Hey sweetie, wanna date?

>>8636072
>>8636069
>>8636068
YOU'RE NOT REAL

Hi I am a 45 year old man pretending to be a girl pretending to be a fictional cat youkai.

Please don't respond.

Do you guys think social rejects will get so lonely and desperate that heterosexual life partnership will become normal?

Like one autist stays home and takes care of all the household chores and the other autist goes to work to make autist bucks.

Maybe at night the belt wearer can stick it in the skirt wearer's manvagoo? Please respond.

>>8636078
Get out you disgusting fuck.

>>8636078
try 19. an adult wouldn't do this kind of inane shit.

>>8636101
You forget that we're all manchild wizards in here.

I like moaning like a little girl when I masturbate. I somtimes cover my mouth to soften the sound...somehow, writing that made me hard.