/jp/ - Otaku Culture

7. Your weapon of choice?

>The shards of glass that pierce my soul are all I have left.

Get this shit away from me.

That's me <3

You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

>>8631781
I'll never know if that was meant to be ``Ironic" or not.

Fujoshi detected.

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Fuck yeah dude

>>8631790
It's a quiz for fun and I'm a guy, since the labels apply to guys in this quiz. Even if I were a fujoshi it wouldn't even matter.

>>8631780
OP hier, according to the site we're a perfect match~

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Might i ask you? How old are you OP?

>You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

>>8631780
Looks like I'll need to rape you.

You are a Romantic Seme!

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

this quiz reads like it's written by a 14 year old girl.

>2. Have you ever bought hair dye for yourself?

Only once.
What do i do now?

3. Have you ever tied someone up?


No.

why cant i pick no.

>You are a Innocent Uke!
These questions either put you up as a total asshole or a super sissy.
Why is there no middle ground..

Yeah, let's make fun of teens. That's so 'in'.

I tried to answer the quiz, I really tried, but fuck all these roleplaying answers. They honestly made me angry. Or maybe they made me realize that I'm answering a quiz made by a 15-year-old.

>>8631832
I was serious when I made this thread, jerk.

>>8631817

I had this for several answers, like the car one. There's no option for a normal fucking car.

The picture reminded me of the Gakuen Handsome.

ｆｕｊｏｓｈｉ　ｐｌｓ　ｇｏ

>>8631850
It made me think of this.

>>8631842
Well, your thread/test sucks asshole! I could pick up magazine for young girls/brats with exactly alike questions! Go back to quizilla!

>>8631812
>>8631817
Nobody wants mathematical answer. Show some personality damn it.

I got clueless uke. I wish this quiz could've been more catered to human beings.

If I were actually interested in a real relationship though, it would be with a girl. I'm still incredibly submissive from a sexual standpoint though. I feel like that clashes with the rest of my personality though since I'm kind of... you know, not a bitch.

I got Chibi seme.

>>8631870
also clueless uke has the exact same kind of hat I always like to wear...

I'm a little bit perturbed from that.

>Romantic Seme
makes sense i guess.

>>8631827
You gon get dated, also better fire up that oven because i want cookies.

Goddammit, neo/jp/sies. What the fuck happened with "take it easy"? This is totally harmless, relax and no need to take it too seriously.

>>8631774
You are a Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

The hell is this?

>>8631875
Fuck you! Take it easy is just a fucking meme! With bad translation!

>>8631875
wwww

>>8631886
I want to take you home.

A lot of chibi semes on here. When push comes to shove, does that mean /jp/sies are dominant guys waiting to blossom?

>>8631795

Whatever, as if it matters. I bet you think a guy wrote that thing too.

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.


Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

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OP, let me fuck you!

>>8631886
>>8631827
I'm going to take you all home and breed your butts untill you evolve into a flaming uke.

>>8631926
CRAZY
>>8631875
I TAKE IT EASY every day wwww

>>8631875
Well, I just felt that grown, useless men shouldn't laugh about this teenager diddlyshit.

Anyways, if were to take this somewhat seriously, I'd comment that people aren't always exposing their sexual tendencies. I like to be hit and verbally bullied (intellectually, not plainly insulted), but that doesn't mean I am submissive to every person I meet, much less that I act like a middleschooler from a yaoi doujinshi.

>>8631950
I'm not an old grody man anyways. If you are, just have fun anyways. don't be so grouchy.

You are a Flaming Uke!
One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.

Well, this fits well.

I'm an opportunist seme, Damn i just noticed how gay i became since i found 4chan in 2005.

itt: You are a Flaming faggot

>>8631950
I think that most /jp/ers still refuse to grow up.

I love /jp/ so much

>>8631996
I love you too~

>>8631999
>>8631996
I love you /jp/

>>8631897
What's with the 800*600? Doom didn't run at a 4:3 aspect ratio.

y'all niggas gay

Man I'm gonna suck so many cocks at the next /jp/ meet up!

Innocent uke here. I'm a bit worried what comes next... All I want is some cake...

Sorry OP, couldn't finish. Can't stomach this *retarded bullshit* thing. Also, I have the feeling the author of that quiz is a overweight female.

i got that clueless/ignorent as HELL fagglet

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>>8634101

What the HELL!? Dude, why aren't you the flaming uke?

I'm a chibi seme.

I want to be a gay male seme in real life so bad.

akari akaza

>>8634113
i had no idear what the HELL was goin on
*glares*

Chibi seme

>You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Oh.

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

ou are a Romantic Seme!

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

So hopeless romantic then....

i got opportunistic seme

making it the best type, anyone who got anything else can suck my cock dude

>Flaming Uke
Oh god damn it.
Just because i like M stuff and being nice and not a total asshole to people does not make me a hyper fag.

..R-right?

>>8634531
wrong

>>8634531
Oh a fellow flaming uke, dont worry about labels, lets go slurp cocks my friend!

ｆｕｊｏｓｈｉ　ｐｌｓ　ｇｏ

>>8634597
Is that from a video?

>>8635020
It looks like purikura taken by some random girls with a sense of humor. But I don't know the real story.

[img]http://www.semeuke.com/images/fts.gif[/img]
You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.
Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at [url=http://www.semeuke.com]SemeUke.com[/url], or get [url=http://www.gesshoku.org]seme/uke merch.[/url].

Is there any porn shot in purikura vision?

>>8635057
I started looking for such a thing after having seen that image myself, cant find anything interesting so far.
Not sure why i would like to see it in the first place but..

You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

>>8635057
there are tons of ecchi purikura pictures

Romantic Seme. I sometimes like to Uke too though.

>You are a Clueless Uke!
腐死ね