/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I understand. She would at least kill me I hope.

>waifu
>>>/a/

I know in my heart my waifu is sitting out there on some bizarro otaku culture imageboard incessantly shitposting using images of me.

>>8631298
Yeah, around here we say [pink]favorite bishijou[/pink].

>>8631328

Get a load of this faggot..he can't even properly spell 'bishioju'.

>>8631338
Whoops.

Dropped squid girl on the second episode. Never understood what moefags saw in this show.

I have a hasubando that I know would hate me. My fantasies involve him violently taking my life eventually.

The things I would do to that squid..

>implying she isn't real
>implying she doesn't love me
>implying this shit shouldn't be on /a/
>implying i'm not quoting your mom

I doubt she'd even find them remotely attractive. Perhaps even crossing the street to avoid them.

If mai waifu ws real, I wouldn't love her.

>>8631740

Go to bed Ryan.

I'll make her fall in love with me.

but I have a six figure job and I have six-pack abs with a very toned body in general, why wouldn't she love me? :V

>>8631801
Because you lie, not only to others, but also to yourself.

>>8631801
>toned
Get out of /jp/.

I know. I wouldn't love her either.

I do not need her love, as long as she's happy, it's all good.

>>8631847

I think my waifu would love me if she was real. Why wouldn't she? How could I even fantasize something that would be impossible? If I thought she wouldn't love me, it would be impossible to imagine her as my lover.

Well anyways who defines what is real and what is not? There is no proving that parallel universes can't coexist with our universe.

yeah, so?

>>8631298
>>>/a/

thanks bro, I got lost here and was looking for a way to get out of this shithole.

>>8632077
There's no disproving solipsism, but that doesn't make it a useful theory in any way.

>>8632420
ummmmmmm im sorry but solipsism discussions go to /lit/

reported.

I'd make her love me or die trying. There is no other way.

I think you're wrong.

It's highly possible that if she were real, I wouldn't love her like I do now either. Her personality would be the only redeeming feature in my mind if she were to be 3D as I hate 3D. But the same could be said of me as well. My only redeeming feature is my personality.

There's a small chance I might be motivated by my love for her 2D version that I'd give it one shot, but honestly I think even if it did work I would still go back to 2D after just one day. I've got a very low attention span and I hate doing unpleasant things. 2D requires no maintenance.

There's always rape.

It's not ideal, but if she's happy, I can find happiness in that.