/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i was told to try /jp/ for this from another board...

>>8626732 what age are you?

>for 2 years now
You are small time. And what board redirected you?

>no friends or anything


I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I've been friendless for five years now and my life has only gotten better ever since I've been able to be alone. I think I live a nice life. A normal day involves sleeping in and then waking up to a nice cup of tea while browsing /jp/ or doing whatever until dinner, then I eat, and go back to /jp/. Occasionally I'll go out, but that's been pretty rare as of late.

If you feel bad about being alone and without any real problems in your life you're doing something horribly wrong. Perhaps this kind of life isn't for you. Why not go outside and try to make friends to take your mind off of your "life of despair"?

>>8626734
I'm not old

>>8626738
I was told to go to /a/ then they told me to come here. someone from /a/ said they would but they never responded back to my message

Many of us are NEETs or basement dwellers. We rely on disability checks to pay rent*. There is no way we could support you. Sorry.

*We supposedly feign autism to collect money from the government. We have serious social impediments though and can't hold a job, so sometimes we wonder if we really don't deserve those checks or if we were disabled all along.

Why don't you pretend to be a little girl and shitpost on /jp/ like the rest of us?

>>8626748
I have thought about this and it sounds really nice but I just don't know how to get started.

>>8626751
>I just don't know how to get started.
You already have.

Just do whatever you feel like doing by any means possible, OP. That's the only reason you're feeling "despair".

As for me, I only strive to live a quiet life and I'm able to do that in this house with my parental figure who provides pretty much everything I could ever need or want.

>>8626743
Don't you ever feel crippling lonliness though? I mean surely you see by now that even though its people with similar interests and who know your feels, no one here gives a shit about you and would probably laugh at you killing yourself and make a meme out of it..maybe thats just how I feel though. Theres really no one who cares about me in "that" way

>>8626751
And then you realized that you have already started. You think to yourself, "I never knew it could be so easy" You revel in the thought of becoming the little girl and posting on the internet with the other little girls.

Excited and giggling, you type another post.

>>8626756
I've never felt lonely. Don't really know why. If there's one emotion that's prevalent in my day to day life it'd probably be contentment. There's nothing wrong with my life, there's nothing I want, and I can get what few things I might want (usually just food) quite easily. I can't see any reason why I would feel loneliness in my life.

In human beings, studies of the brain's response to pain have revealed that the same areas of the brain that are active during extreme physical pain are active during feelings of social rejection. In other words, it literally hurts to be socially isolated for too long. It is the same physical sensation.
Acetaminophen (Tylenol) happens to work by interfering with this area of the brain's normal thing, and other studies have shown that a standard dose taken often does outperform a placebo at reducing feelings of social rejection in ordinary people. It fucks your liver in the long run, though.

>>8627177
Social rejection isn't the same as social isolation.

why don't you make your waifu?

if you really love her you should have the dedication to do it.

>same areas of the brain that are active
>It is the same physical sensation.
good, no logical jumping here
what tabloid did you get that from?

>>8627210
This. Especially since everyone here knows this isn't the case. Unlike the normals who are the intended audience.

>>8627177
I'm confused here, does this mean you'll be my waifu?
I can feel the pain

The fact that you would feel dissatisfied with your current life shows that you don't belong on /jp/. Fuck off normalfag; this board is for true NEETs only.

>>8629059
>Fuck off normalfag

It's really strange to hear someone call me a normal-fag but thank you for that.

>>8629099
That is just silly.

Sure. Come chat with your buddies over at #bun my friend.

>>8629140
sounds great, I like buns.

>>8629099
This is fake, right?

>>8626756
Crippling loneliness? Is that boredom? I've been alone for years and only two things annoy me the most; absolute boredom and my crippling cognitive impairment.

>>8627177
Fuck, what the hell? I recently accidentally discovered literally 3 days ago that taking 2 grams of tylenol seemed to help as some kind of anti-depressant. I had no idea it would cause liver failure. I wasn't informed about those effects in the past either. I just theorized that if I feel like shit, my body is probably in some kind of pain and taking painkillers would help.

I'm stupid, I know.

>>8626732
>I'm sorta clingy and really beta

Buy a barbell weight set and do the starting strength workouts. Doing that can build confidence and cure those beta issues.

>>8629162
No. There's an IRC channel for this on Rizon aswell with several people actually succeeding in imposing it on reality. But I'd suggest you stay away from it since it's filled with normals.

>>8629099

oh yesss thank you thank you thank you

>>8629181
Not op but I tried this a long time ago. It was fun at first but realizing I was just a shitty faggot trying to build muscles to compensate for my lack of EVERYTHING was extremely depressing.

I did get much stronger but since I dropped my routines it all kind of atrophied back to pre-weight training days. Maybe there's a little more muscle remaining, but I'm not impressive to look at at all.

>>8629181
Weights would not help me physically. I'm short and no amount of working out will fix that. People mistake me for a young kid all the time no matter how I dress.

>>8629233
Buy a rack.

>>8629262
You hate me I get it. I wasn't trolling with this thread believe it or not.

>>8626732 I would like someone to pretend to be my animu girlfriend. I'm sorta clingy and really beta i don't care if youre a guy as long as you stay in character would anyone do this?

lmao wtf dude? >8626743 is right, I have 2 friends right now, but I have spend several years completely friendless, and I wasn't on despair or anything. You don't need to have friends; having them is nice, but its not a requirement to be happy.

You only need to be less pathetic. ;)
get a job or something, cybering a guy role-playing an anime girl is not a solution.
...damn, only on jp

jp is filled with emo-attention whores...

anyway, good luck solving your "life of despair", zetsubou-kun

>>8629285
I don't hate you and that was my first response.
It was just a simple joke. Were your parents murdered by a rack or something? Jeez.

Back in the old days, we occasionally swapped email threads in /a/ ronery threads and later on /jp/ too. I met a lot of interesting /jp/ anons and tripfags that way. That's sort of impossible to do now.

Oh yes, just what we needed. Another fuck who didn't go out for the weekend, and thinks he's on our level.

You want company? Get a call girl.

This is a board for using media in place of human interaction. Post some touhou or kill yourself. Reported for meta shit.

>>8629304
Okay a question for you people who are fine with being alone was it always this way? did you have a girlfriend or friends in your younger days or at all? for me I have not.

>>8629315
>and thinks he's on our level

I did say I can prove that I am indeed, if not further into foreveralone'ness than most of you but it's pointless to explain to someone like you. I've been here long enough to know what you are. Sorry to bother you.