/jp/ - Otaku Culture

My parents have never talked to me about girls before.

>>8622625
I told my mother I was dating a girl named Mio who plays guitar in a band. She still believes me.

They don't think I'm gay but once in a while they ask me "when are you going to get a girlfriend?".

I answer that I'll get one when I feel like it(which is never, of course) and they forget about it.

>>8622642
Wouldn't she think Mio is a weird name for a girl...

>>8622648
She could be Spanish.

>>8622642
But she plays the bass...

>>8622648
It's not that weird for most parts of Europe.

>>8622642
dear lord, I can't actually believe she believed you. You must be trolling nigger

They think I'm a womanizer. Rather than ask me "When will you get a girlfriend?" I get, "When will you settle down with a nice girl? Sleeping around isn't healthy you know!"

>>8622648
Of course they'll just assume their weeaboo son has gotten himself a Japanese girlfriend.

>>8622664
I can't believe it either. What anime communities does she frequent? Almost everyone knows of K-On! except perhaps the most dub-centric people.

The only girl I was interested in didn't want me back.
I thought "Welp, that's the last thing to try off the list. Time to an hero."
I didn't do it, but drama ensued, and now my mother knows I'm not homo and at the same time surely won't even bring up the subject.

Selfish parents believe that a hetrosexual relationship solves all perceived problems their child has.

And how am i supposed to tell them that i would much rather be the girlfriend/wife than the husband/boyfriend.

Be miserable with someone i dont like, or be miserable because i would never hear the end of it if i did find someone i like.

Im glad to not see my mother for years, my father only says hi and asks if im ok, bring shit I dont need like kitchen utensils and leave

I don't even recall the last time they brought it up, but I usually just give them a chuckle and go about my business. My mom still holds out hope I'll find a girl to settle down and start a family with though. I don't have the heart to tell her I'd rather kill myself than take on that much responsibility.

Thankfully, I'm an idolbro (who likes 'em busty) so at least they don't think I'm gay.

I've just tried to advoid them along with the rest of my family. But now I need money, and this morning when I asked, my mom's response was that I'd I promised to go to some party this week. I convinced her that I had better plans.

>>8622710
Well... ummm how cute are you?

>>8622720
This minus the idol part.

They stopped asking eventually. Sorry mom, but you won't be getting any grandkids from me.

I haven't even wrapped my head around how I would explain the concept of how disgusting modern women are.

No circle jerking pls

>>8622653
But Mio isn't a spanish name.

I don't think my parents think I'm gay anymore.

>>8624034
That's the last time I believe babynames.com

My mother gave me a box of condoms for my 21st birthday. I told her it was a waste caus they'd expire. She said that was nonsense because they don't expire for another 3 years. They expired a year ago

>>8624754

I remember you posting this before. Has it really been that long?

>So, what do you hikikomoris and other otakus do about your parents thinking that you're gay and urging you to get a girlfriend?
That feel.

I just tell them I can't be bothered; it's not worth the trouble. They still think I'm gay and assure me that if I am they won't judge me.

>>8624754
Condoms expire?

My dad often likes to say "in your kid's time", to which I laugh every time.

Meanwhile both my mom and sister are faster than I am at denying the possibility of me getting a girlfriend

>>8624754
My children are supposed to inherit a house.
That'll be the day.

I think she's coming to terms with me not being interested in getting a girlfriend. I think one day they think I'll snap into a person who wants to take on family responsibilities because the rest of my siblings are disabled.

I actually had one for nearly half a decade.

She moved to another country though. The entire ordeal was like NHK in reverse.

I don't like to talk about it.

My parents know that I don't want a 3DPD, now or ever. They really don't care.

>>8624754
That is the ultimate gesture of normal. Telling you to have sex, and not even for the purposes of procreation. As if it's something you need.

Just say you are gay, problem solved

I haven't seen my parents in over 10 years.
And I haven't left this house in 3 years

My parents had a pretty bad divorce, but my mom doesn't seem to understand my hesitation when I tell her that no one I know has had a successful marriage. All of my parents siblings have been both divorced and either cheated or where cheated on. My dad on the other hand told me there was no rush and girls aren't that great.
I also have to make sure not to die or my mom would find my dresses and skirts. That would give here the wrong idea and make her pretty upset. She wouldn't understand that I just need to pretend to be a 2d girl every now and then.

I live half a country away from my parents and on the occasions when we talk they never bring it up. I think they already accepted that I'll never have a girlfriend.

>>8624816
>and not even for the purposes of procreation.
This is ridiculous. Say I was able to be with my waifu, you're saying I'm a normalfag unless I choose either to never make love to her or to have 10+ kids running around a trailer like some white trash?

>>8622625
I don't really need to do anything. They're strong christians so I just tell them I'm a non-practicing homosexual and tell them how hard it is to hold back the urges. Everytime I get something along the lines of 'Oh poor Anon, keep trying! Don't give in to the devil!' and all is well.

>>8624896
I hope this is true. Because it's really funny.

My mother believes that one should date only as a precursor to marriage. She's very religious. We don't get along very well.

I've debated over whether or not to tell my dad that I visit hookers. Something tells me that he would be alright with that. I decided against it though, so I just him about non-dates that I have not been on to appease him. It kills me when it looks like he's proud of me.

My parents have never once questioned why I never had a girlfriend, but they do occasionally question why I don't bother working.

I told them that I think I'm mentally incapable of getting and holding a job. After I said they they had nothing to say, and I went into my room. A few hours later they were acting apologetic towards me. Hopefully they won't ask again for a few years.

I am blaming no 1 , but not all girls are bad.
Anyway Live your life how you want :)

>>8624919
It's downright true. They think homosexuality is a curse placed uponst people by satan. It makes them pretty proud that I can resist such strong dark magic and they think I can only resist because of my strong morals and shit. Kinda balances out the fact that I'm an atheist for them.

>>8624939
How can you say something like that to them? Don't you feel ashamed? They've always though I was smart, but my lack of social skills ruin me. I think it would shatter all their pride left in me if I said that.

>>8624767
I think you're talking about the dude that got a box of condoms on his 23rd birthday from his mother along with a Miyako figure. And yeah, those expired in 2011, so he'd be in the same boat as me. I remember when he first posted that too like 3 or 4 years ago. On /a/

My mother, just like many others, is under the impression that getting a girlfriend will magically solve all my problems. I just smile awkwardly and nod whenever the subject comes up. My father doesn't talk about it but I can see the disappointment in his eyes.

>>8624999
It gets them off my back so it doesn't bother me. This was after years of them telling me what they really thought of me whenever these kinds of things came up. I'm just saying back to them what they've been saying to me for a while.

>>8622625
All mine do is scream about how they're sending me to the hospital. You people who didn't have a childhood diagnoses don't know how easy you have it.

I take prozac and my mom is bi polar and has depression so she understands me.

I got an e-girlfriend. That seemed to calm my mom's fear.

I'm just waiting for it to be legal somewhere to commit suicide by selling off all my organs. Why would I want to make relationships?

>>8625028
Fuck you. My biggest regret is not having the balls as a kid to say, "Excuse me parents, there is something clearly wrong with me. Take me to a psychiatrist." I could have gotten so much support and avoided so much mockery if I had a proper diagnosis instead of just being "weird" or "shy". I realize this is pretty whiny but I could have had life so much better if I was identified as being messed up at 7 instead of 17.

>>8625028
They're just really apathetic. I was diagnosed with depression when I was younger, tried killing myself, they didn't do anything when I was slipping in an out of consciousness and telling them I didn't feel good.

This is why I tell people who want to kill themselves to not take pills or anything like that.

Oddly enough, staying here in my room alone makes me feel great. It's just when my family wants me to socialize with them or do anything I don't want to that I feel down or mad.

They're trying to hook me up with my dad's friend's kid. She's very foreign.

>>8625015

Indeed. I think I saved that post in a notepad file somewhere one of my externals, but can't find it.

My next hope is to search through my old chanwatch files. Not like I have anything better to do.

>>8625028
Can you get on disability due to your diagnoses?

>>8625090
Might be cool?

>>8625064
While I am past to point of being able to fit in well with society, I like the person I turned out to be. If I had the chance to go back be forced to be more normal, I don't think I would want to sacrifice my ideals to be able to do it. It makes me a bit upset that there is a decent sized group of people who are simply unfit for relationships in this world, but in the end I'm still pretty content being alone.

I'm in a rather complex relationship. Not complex in the way that we were romantically involved, but we were both loser otaku who were socially awkward and never had relationships. Our parents were coworkers and talked about us all the time and thought they'd try hooking us up.

Because we kept getting bothered by our parents we decided on a mutual agreement to just pretend we were dating to get them off our backs. Eventually we did move in together, with separate rooms and she pretty much played the role of housewife while I actually worked.

It wasn't a bad deal because she wasn't half-assed with how she did things. My figures never got dusty or anything because she'd make sure to dust them off daily. She wasn't too good at cooking but for the sake of not feeling like a leech she looked up cooking tips online and actually got pretty good at making food. We usually just stay in our own rooms and don't bother each other, occasionally we don't care about going out to eat dinner or watching a series together in the living room if we're both interested in it.

It's been about 3 and a half years. It's kinda like living with my best friend. Our parents still don't know we're not actually a couple.

>>8625150
That's kind of cute in a way.

>>8625055
How did you have any success with that?

Whenever a girl says she likes me online she turns out to be either a dude or a 12 year old. So I'm like nope.jpg when it comes to those kind of e-things now.

>>8625150
That's actually brilliant if true. Reminds me of Spaced.
Have you tried to have a relationship? Been on any dates? Kissed? Had sex? Forgive me for being nosy, but I'm curious.

Also related:
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/26/us/navigating-love-and-autism.html
Even autisms can fall in love, /jp/!

>>8625165
tr0lled!!!

>>8625150
Sup eroge protagonist

>>8625177
( ._.)

>>8625092
/a/, today is my 23rd birthday. My mom came over today, and the only present she brought over was a box of condoms. Then she asked me why I haven't introduced her to any special girls yet.

I took a slight sigh and told her I didn't need the box of condoms. She replied "Well just take them anyway, for whenever you need them". I told her "No really, I don't need them. Just give them to my brother, I'm sure he'll find use for it. He is 17 after all..."

My mother gave me an annoyed look and asked "You are practicing safe sex...right?...". I knew she wouldn't get the hint unless I told her, so I said "Look, I haven't even kissed a person yet, much less even date one. I really don't need them, they'll just expire with me."

Well, my mom isn't in any hurry to rush me into a relationship and my cousin recently had a baby so that takes family pressure off of me. My dad though, would always ask me if i had a girlfriend every time i talked to him, which i told him no.

Eventually he just started hinting that he'd accept it if i were gay and stopped asking if i had a girlfriend. I told him i wasn't gay but he still sounds really disappointed most times i talk to him now.

>>8625161
Lasted like 6 months. She got bored. Whatever. They aren't worth it, at all, ever. Though it did get my mom off my back.

I don't know what it is though, when ever I play something online and get into the community, chicks always want my nuts and yes that includes the 12 year olds, and old dudes pretending, as well as actual women. It's one of the reason I don't really talk much on line anymore.

>>8625187
Oh, I remember. Didn't the poster of that eventually become a tripfag?

>>8625187
She continued on "But they expire in 2011..." I just said "Exactly" and she looked down at her bag that she brought it in and said "Oh okay then. Well, I just came to drop this off and say happy birthday anyway. I'm just going to drop by the bathroom before I leave." So I went to my room while she went on with her business. About 5 minutes later she comes into my room to tell me she's leaving. She hasn't been into my room since I moved in, but she always knew I was into anime stuff anyway (or "that korean stuff" as she says).

She laughed a bit and said "You told me you didn't have anyone special, but here you are sleeping with her every day." I looked at what she was pointing at, it was my Miyako body pillow on my bed. I said "Oh yea, right" and gave off a obviously fake laugh. So after that moment I walked her out the door and made sure she got out safely to the taxi before locking the door.

I looked on my table and saw the bag she brought the box of condoms in. I opened it up to find a Miyako figure inside also along with the condoms....
/a/, how the fuck did she know about my waifu?

Pic related, it's not the same Miya pillow I have but it suits it's purpose.

>>8625199
I still lurk around. I don't use my trip anymore though. Feels odd that people remember that stuff.

>>8625191
>my cousin recently had a baby
What if that makes it worse?

I have a large extended family and every single person seems to marry in their early twenties, have kids, then lead happy lives. Usually after a successful stint at university. I dropped out and I have been a NEET for a few years. Every so often I'm dragged along to a wedding where old people awkwardly ask why I don't even have a girlfriend as though it's the strangest thing in the world. It is the worst feeling.

>>8625187

Thanks bro. I didn't even think to check the archive.

>>8625187
>>8625207
That's beautiful.

>>8625165
We've held hands so that our parents don't get suspicious. That's pretty much it. I guess you can say we go on dates rarely. I never really view them as such. I'm kinda afraid to go into detail in case she stumbles on this thread. She doesn't browse /jp/ much, but she stops by when bored.Don't think she'd mind though, it'd just be embarrassing if I talk about her in a way I don't usually talk around her. We're don't particularly discuss our relation to one another since it's just kinda there and we don't question it.

>>8622720
hnnng who dat

>>8625237
So can I get the name of this eroge? I'd like to read it.

>>8625216
I kinda doubt it'll make it worse, my grandma got herself another grandchild (or would it be great grandchild?) to play with and my aunts don't particularly care. It's just my dad who really wants to be a grandpa at this point.

sucks bro, i even lowered my standards for a girl, and the only thing i can get are the fugly or the fatso girls... fuck no im not going that low.

>>8622625
Why is she crying?

>>8625255
I'm glad I have a sister to take that pressure off of me. Plus it means I'll get to be a weird uncle to some kid. So that's great.

>itt /jp/ posters directly on indirectly making it clear that they suffer from various mental illnesses that conflicts them from living normal lives. that behind their moeshit and obsessions with everything Japanese they're sad, smelly, gaijin men.

Yet, NONE of you are pedophiles who aspire to molest a little Japanese girl.

>>8625246
Didn't you ask this in the last thread I posted about this? I think even on those exact words. it was like last year I talked about my situation. Did you check the archives or something? Caus I didn't even copy+paste what i said last time, i just re-typed.

I tell my mother i has no business with women since i was like 3y old. Another day she told me if i was planning to be alone forever and i flatly told her YES. Maybe she's thinking i'm just embarassed to tell my parents about my (non-existant) sex life, but i'm being honest.

>>8625237
A decent effort, but my jimmies remain unrustled.

My mom wants me to come to temple with her to pick up a girl of the same religious group. I never go there since I hate being around people, and even if they are religious girls, that doesn't mean they'll be good girls.

I'd rather be alone forever than go through a conversation where she says "I've been in another relationship before and have had sex, but I really did love him so I'm not a slut or anything!"

Trashy girls like that are just an embarrassment. I don't have a lot of money, so those greedy bitches would probably ignore me anyhow. I've created such an ideal in my head, I can only satisfy it by dropping the third dimension entirely.
It's still painful to have my mother call and say things like "Oy vey my heart, please find a good girl to marry! Just the other day blah blah blah"


you're the only one who understands me /jp/. Your kind moments, the teasings, the friendly banter and accepting of my feelings. Why can't this board just turn into a magical girl wife for me...

>>8625150
>>8625237
It just sounds like you're a normal boyfriend and girlfriend? I don't get it.

Maybe with a slightly autismic spin on it if there's nothing sexual going on, but still a couple IMO.

>>8625289
i too find /jp/'s denial of the existence of pedophile deviancy on this board a bit absurd.

My mother stopped asking a long time ago. My sister held this little experiment and introduced me to several girls (and boys, she was convinced I was gay after a while) in my own house, and I declined all of them. After that I guess they just assume I'm not interested at all.

None of them were my type.

>>8625289
I'd molest a little japanese girl any day of the week. Some boys too. I'm not telling this to my parents though.

>>8625289
God damnit, you and Ryan are such fucking nuisances. Why don't you and him both jump off a cliff along with your friend Suigin? Leave us the fuck alone.

And is it me or do we have some of the shittiest mods and janitors out of the entire website?

>>8625343
Go to sleep, Ryan.

>>8625329
I've always had a fantasy about a little sister bringing home her friends to introduce to her brother.

And then the brother has casual sexual relations will all of them. Also the brother is me.

>>8625347
I remember reading a doujinshi about this. Like the sister introduces her friends to the brother and then he jams it into everyone including her.

I think the sister was dressed like a gothloli?

after I bought dakimakura, they stopped asking.

>>8625369
Welp I'm interested

>>8625369
>ZUN!bareback

>>8625346
You're way too paranoid, bro, calm down. :-)

>>8625369
I remember only one doujinshi where the girl was dressed in goth loli style with a friend. There was only one friend, and I think the brother was tied down or asleep or something.

>>8625346
Only if you stopped being so butthurt first.
I bet you dream of Ryan when you go to sleep.

>>8625306
>"I've been in another relationship before and have had sex, but I really did love him so I'm not a slut or anything!"

>Trashy girls like that are just an embarrassment

Don't let me muck up your utopia here, as I'm actually non-native to /jp/, but you don't feel that this is a little extreme? Everyone is a lonely person, even the tolerable women, trying to fill a very human void in their soul with another person's comfort. You don't think it's very natural for a human to pursue relationships (including ones with sexual aspects) even if there is a possibility for it to fail? The only exceptions I see to that are people who aren't interested in relationships for the first few decades of their life and, yes, religious people. It seems unrealistic and an unnecessary requirement.

>>8625395
Go to sleep, Ryan.

I for one value Ryan and his top notch posting.

>>8625399
Don't use Chihaya for your slut apologist posts.

>>8622625
OP i have the same parents, they never stopped until i disowned them and confessed my hatred for them.

You just need to learn hatred.

>>8625406
Hey Showa, they think we're the same person.

>>8625413
Yeah, Chihaya only f**ks for money.

>>8625308
We're really not. We don't have feelings for each other, I said it's akin to living with your best friend. We don't even do anything like celebrate Valentine's or anything with each other.

>>8625406

I don't even know who Ryan is. Is it just a friend circle that circlejerk in threads while no one even knows who the fuck they are?

>>8625399
>I'm actually non-native to /jp/

As if that wasn't obvious by your eyesore of a post. Get out of here, cunt.

>>8625425
>Go to sleep, Ryan.

>>8625417
oh-ho-ho-ho go-haha-od

>>8625399
No I'm not. While I was off working and building myself a career, these girls are hopping form dick to dick. I'm supposed to accept them when they're used up now? Don't fucking make me laugh. Those types of women should end up alone and lonely for believing someone is going to take them in that late.
I've yet to make mistakes myself, there is no reason to accept an inferior who has made them either.

>>8625436
It's all the same person who has like 20 different personas.

ryan makes better posts than any retard faggot who complains about him.

>>8625436
Ryan is a poster who acts like a retard because wants attention. Everything else is details.

This thread is now about hilarious portrayals of anime girls online.

>>8625436
Ryan is a poster who acts like a retard because he wants attention. That's about all there is to it; everything else is details.

>>8625090
Lucky you.

Mine never tried anything like this.

Hey losers,

My name is Skyler, but everyone calls me Alphabet because i'm the ALPHA male and you better BET on it. You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks, making your gay little pictures, and dressing up like faggots and protesting all over the place.

Lets face it, the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns. When I walk up into the club the bitches can't wait for the Alphabet to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties. I have a .312 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you children under the table. You losers need to get a fucking life.

Pic related : That's me pawin' on some sweater puppies up in the club.

>>8625411
Hey, I like you too, bro. <3

Add me on MSN, my biggest goal in life is to one day meet a fellow /jp/er IRL, and engage in lewd activities and cuddling with him, while playing Touhou and reading VNs.

I heard they're doing an anime based on Ryan's life.

>>8625457

But we're all hilarious portrayals of anime girls on the internet

>>8625468
I added you on MSN before but you never talked much. I even put my real picture up and everything. This was a few years ago though, you might not remember.

>>8625468
Let's just do a bit of tip-touching online first.

>>8625464
>and can drink all of you children under the table.
Is he offering me a blowjob?

I ignore them. Since I stopped paying attention to anything they've said, they've begun believing that I'm severely autistic.

Other people never get their mental disorders right.

>>8625468
Where do you live? Specifically.

>>8625494
Added you on YouTube, bro.

Ryan will never add you on youtube ;_;

Mother has died and father thinks I'm out fucking bitches and partying when I miss my classes or see my friends on the weekends. I'm pretty homo so I guess this is a good situation.

>>8625435
Haha, I guess 4chan and reddit are pretty different. I'll ``lurk moar'' as you guys say around here.

>>8625103

I don't know, Indochinese accents are not ℳℴℯ.

I'm not a NEET, but I know that feeling very well.

I think you just need an legit excuse, in my case is the money. But I guess being a NEET or an aspenger, you can find a good one. The mental Illness, or a lot of antecedents of divorces in the family, like other anon mentioned before, can be examples. They will be still bothering about that but you will be able to deviate the conversation.

>>8625527
I-I'm sorry. ;_;

>>8625494
>i can't engage in serious discussions or debates so i cry "troll!" or "autistic!" to compensate and look edgy in front of everyone else.

>>8625239
That would be Kiriyama Rui.

My dad knows of my disgust for 3D women, and when it gets brought up he usually just laughs it off and agrees with most of what I say. He still seems to think I'll find someone nice one day, though.

>>8625887
She's hot, I wish I could fuck her.

>>8625093
sorry i didn't reply sooner, really am going to get kicked out now. just great.

so just real quick, i will be able to, but i dont know anything about getting subsidized housing. hopefully theyll be able to hook me up with something or i can just sleep in the hospital in the meantime.

fucking bullshit, i won some little writing contest that gave some cash i used for reparis and proved i could be productive without leaving the house but my mom is a work at home fucktard and doesn't like the thought of me working there even though i dont even leave my room. im seriously shitting bricks right now

My dad used to bother me about it when I was a teenager, and I think my mother caught on that I wasn't really interested.

I'm not quite sure what they think my sexuality is, though just assuming I'm not interested in getting into a relationship would be most accurate.

My father wants to take me to a strip club. I told him I've no interest in looking at whores. Good thing I have figures of animu girls all over my room and ero doujin on my bookshelf, or he probably would have thought I was gay at this point. He's asked me before if I look at any actual porn and I answer with no. So I think by this point he kinda knows.

Mom doesn't particularly care, thinks I've got an online girlfriend or something. Probably from seeing girls on the screen all the time when I play MMOs as in she's seeing my character.

>>8625237
>>8625150

That's really cute. I would love a relationship like that. It'd be like University dorm all over again.

I've only had one family member ask, and I barely know them. I basically looked like I was heavily offended by the question (who are you to impose life choices on me) and no one has asked me ever since.

I had this question asked by father and you could say he has an case of homophobia. And has always been one of those alpha-type guys when he was younger, losing his virginity early.

He knows I have an extreme interest in Japanese entertainment, as I have a dakimakura and 3 wall-scrolls and a few figurines. And as all of these are female he doesn't really care much about it. My bro was a bit shocked though when he saw my dakimakura for the first time as it depicts a loli in a lewd position.

I do get the question, so how's it going with the females? Quite often.

And I usually just respond with, fine. And no more questions are asked.

I've had several opportunities to get a girlfriend, but I turn them all down. And as the years passed I just dont give a shit, nor does my father.

My father knows the poisons of women.
I'll never need to worry about these sorts of talks.

Not seen my "parents" in over 10 years, and considering how they were mean alcoholics their opinions matter very little to me in this case.

As long as you are happy with yourself and/or your significant other that is all that matters in the end of the day.

>>8625207
your mom is special.
I was listening to 'Til Kingdom Come and cried when i read that. [/special]

My parents are upset about me not having had a girlfriend. They want grandchildren. My mom got drunk and started telling me how I should go nextdoor to the neighbor girl who was my childhood friend since i was very little, but haven't talked to in years, and say hi.
I told her I'm too intimidated, whatwith having no job, living with them (my parents), in community college, and no particular success in my life to match her (my neighbor's) exceptional character. she must have a great boyfriend, right? ;_ ;

>>8629633
derp. confused special for spoiler...
dont make fun of me...!

>>8624042

Female names don't end in o, guys do. Maybe Mía or something might be a girl's name.

>>8629633
Don't go for the childhood friend route, fuck the tsundere.

>>8629572
i'll be youre daddy

Wow. I just came upon this thread right after another argument with my mother. She's heavy Christian and she just finally told me she was going to stop trying to convert me. After that, she went on about how I don't try to keep up my appearance and why I don't have a girlfriend. Told her I wasn't interested in relationships. Told her I didn't want anyone at this point. She thinks I'm afraid of women. I can't just tell her I outright hate most women. She always goes on about me getting a girlfriend, or why I have no friends. I have one dammit. One is more than enough. I can't even stand that one most of the time. After a few hours I need to get away from him and be alone. Wish I could have the balls to be hikki like you guys. At least my family wouldn't nag me then. Oh well, I have classes tomorrow, maybe something good will happen.

My mom made a joke about something being too manly for me yesterday and then immediately apologized and gave me a concerned look.

That was weird.

>>8629745
>Wish I could have the balls to be hikki like you guys.
>Oh well, I have classes tomorrow, maybe something good will happen.
Hope is keeping you from being hikki,

>>8629755
I don't have much of that left. If I loose anymore I'll drop out of college and kill myself. I don't have much to kill myself with except for a dagger. That would just be bloody. No guns in my house either. Can't drown myself. I'm kind of screwed. Good news is I'm getting $500 soon. No idea what I'll spend it on.

>>8629748
Wow. I'd never talk to her again in months.

>>8629684
shes not tsundere, shes probably the nicest person you could know.
She'd always say stuff like "Oh anon~" when id try and be humorous... An- And I just don't know if she was being nice or really thought I was funny...
Why am I so afraid of what people think? Why can't I just be myself?
I just always think of how patheticIi would sound if I said "Well I spend most of my time in front of my computer watching anime and playing jrpgs ..." When asked "So what do you do for fun?"

>>8629775
You can get a passably decent gun for a little more than 200. Or a ton of charcoal and some tarps. Or the stuff in pic related.

Personally, I'd buy a cheap tetsubin with it and spend the remaining 50 or so on some tea.

>>8629797
tetsubin? what's that. It's not like I don't own guns, I just don't have ammo for them. I can't just explain wanting to buy ammo for them. It's not hunting season here. Thanks for the pic though. I think I'll end within the next few years.

>>8629775
You can kill yourself in any way you want with 500 bucks

>>8629810
I still live with my mother. I know, it's pathetic. I have no bank account yet. I'll set one up soon with some spare money. The problem is getting the courage up to do this.

>>8629797
>You can get a passably decent gun for a little more than 200
Thats not good suicide talk.
Get a jennings .22 They cost ~$50. Saturday Night Specials. buy it from someone who doesnt want to put up with the 11 day waiting period for gun transfers.
But please don't do that anon, I would be sad. And I think others here would be sad too.
Maybe college isn't for you? You should find something you actually enjoy, and do that for money. not cocks. I would think a person doesn't really need much income when they aren't dicking around trying to buy new cars and raise a child.

>>8629803
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetsubin

Tell them you want to go to the range, or innawoods. People do blow through ammo just to hear it go boom, you know.

>>8629820
>Get a jennings .22 They cost ~$50. Saturday Night Specials. buy it from someone who doesnt want to put up with the 11 day waiting period for gun transfers.

Don't be silly. You don't want to use a .22 for something like that. And certainly not one from jennings. Get a cz 82 or any no name that fires 9x19. Or any of a host of long guns, that would do the trick.

Also,
>waiting periods
I'm sorry you live in CA.

>>8629820
That's the thing. I need income. No one will hire me here. I'm moving soon. Unfortunately, it's closer to my family. As soon as they find out my mother gave up the fight to convert me, they'll be all over my ass. All I want is silence. I would be happy then. Regardless, it will be difficult to find a job where I'm moving. As long as I remain somewhat normal to those around me, they might leave me alone.

My mom just wants me to get my license and move out. She hasn't really said anything related to me getting a girl friend in a long time.

>>8629843
What does the whole conversion thing involve anyways? Like would you have to go to church once a week? I could deal with something like that to make family shut up I guess.

Not trying to start a religion autism storm ITT or anything. I'm just interested in the whole process out of curiosity.

>>8629843
>>8629803
Your'e family can be your friends, but they don't have to be. I'm not really motivated to be in contact with my extended family either. Half of them are batshit insane and i don't want to be dragged into their hell. The other half are well off and have moved far away.


I dont know about finding friends in the 3d world...
One one hand you have to pretend to be normal around others, and on the other hand you have to be who you are to meet the people you want to share time with.
We could be friends.

>>8629890
That image name

>>8629879
It pretty much all started when I decided to start working in the occult. Right now I'm thinking of researching Buddhism and seeing if that is my cup of tea. Anyway, the conversations usually go on about her telling me to love Jesus and Jehovah, and how she is disappointed in me for wasting my spirituality on false idols. Basic bible thumping bullshit. The only thign is, I told her that a true Christian would not behave like she was, the wouldn't half-ass their religion. If I convert, she'll make me eat those words. No porn, no pagan religion study, no violence, just sheltered life. If she found out about my anime she would die. I keep all of my porn encrypted because of that.
>>8629890
You brought a smile to my face. Unfortunately, I don't give out information. Not even email accounts that have no information on me. I am very paranoid. It gets crippling sometimes, and it can't be around people for very long. I'd like to be your friend. But I think that you might just be a hacker or something. I'm not new by the way. I'm always this paranoid. No offense.

>>8629911
I'm not offended. I hope you're moving somewhere you can take it easy.

>>8629911
Oh OK, I get it now. Also good on you for sticking to your word.

>>start working in the occult

Dude that sounds cool as HELL

>>8630028
It's ok. It's easy to get into. Start working with basic energy manipulation, learn to use your own qi, and then pick a system of magic that fits you. Most people nowadays go with chaos magic, but some still stick with voodoo, enochian, golden dawn shit, etc. I prefer to use a bit of both. It's very productive. If you believe in spirits, it gets even more entertaining. /jp/ might like succubi, I'm surprised that nobody here has worked with the occult before.

>>8629911
>no pagan religion study
what overbearing fundie religion doesn't allow you to neutrally study the pagan religions?

>Jehovah
though I don't hear that term outside of a few groups so that narrows it down.

My parents want grandchildren badly but they don;t pressure me about it because they're so nice, but its obvious they want grandkids. I feel terrible about it since my parents are wonderful people and really want to see grandchildren someday.
Even though I hate 3d and am too shy anyway I need to get married and have kids someday or else I won't be able to live with myself for hurting my parents. I just have no idea how to go about doing this.

>>8630117
Nah, I just call the Christian god "Jehovah". It's disrespectful to the other gods out there to call one god supreme. My mother is a pretty free baptist type. As soon as she thought I was being a heathen, then she went apeshit.
>>8630125
Maybe you'll find a gal you really enjoy. I hope you do. You are a wonderful person, never forget that.

>>8629911
Tell her she's wasting her life on a jewish mind-control tool.

>>8630149
Technically the tetragrammaton is probably closer to Yahweh than Jehovah. "Jehovah" uses one of the letters as a consonant and vowel (the letter can do both, technically, but not at the same time). I don't know why I bothered posting this.

>>8630125
Relax, there are plenty of hideous evil women out there who want nothing more than a meal ticket.

Ever seen "Married With Children"?

>>8630149
The tetragrammaton is probably closer to Yahweh than Jehovah. "Jehovah" uses one of the letters as a consonant and vowel (the letter can do both, technically, but not at the same time). I don't know why I bothered posting this.

>>8630171
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER! YHWH!

>>8630125
Same situation. I feel bad, but there's really not much I can do about it at this point.

My mother is lonely after the death of her husband. She had me at a really young age (14) while my father was...not so young. He was the first one she's ever been with and I guess she just grew deeply scarred after and never wanted to seek anyone else.

I'm an only child and the only living relative she has. So she babies me and still treats me like a kid despite my age. I've no problem with that, but I sometimes feel like I take advantage of her. Needless to say, she's quite happy I don't have anyone in my life keeping me from being home with her. She teases me occasionally but then I tell her 3D girls are shit and she thinks I'm joking around and agrees. As long as I occasionally give her a conversation and go with her to see movies or eat dinner every now and then to keep her company, she doesn't mind. Not like I'm high maintenance anyway, my allowance fro, when I was like 14 has never increased and it's enough to save up for occasional figure purchases when I want them.

By the way, I'm 22.

My dad raised me my whole life telling me how terrible women are and to never get married, and if I have to, be absolutely sure I get a pre-nub.

I'd laugh at him everytime he asks me when I'll get a girlfriend.

>>8624888
Don't question the word of God, son.
Every ejaculation should be directed towards a woman's womb, either marry a pious girl or put your rape on, thus the Lord speaketh.

>>8633049
>>So she babies me and still treats me like a kid despite my age.

To be honest some parents are just like that and it will always be that way until the day they die. You could be 45 and your parents 70 and they'll still treat you like their baby. When I think about it parents usually act like this because they're nice people who had a hard life and don't want the same bad things to happen to their kids.

For some people this can be bad thing though (for example you'll have to learn everything on how to be a functioning adult on your own). Like this is probably why 50% of NEETs exist. But it's usually better for everyone involved if you just learn to accept it. If you feel like you're taking advantage of your parents in some way then just work harder or whatever.

>>8633672
> (for example you'll have to learn everything on how to be a functioning adult on your own)
As opposed to?

Eh they've stopped asking after my last disaster of a g/f. She started out pretty cool. Gamer, mellow, watched anime with me. But she got more and more religious over time, then dropped out of christianity and went hardcore wiccan. Coven, spells the whole nine. I dumped her once she got too fat and crazy for me.

At this point they're just happy I'm happy. Secretly they're hoping I get a boyfriend and settle down and get married though. Its no secret my mom wants grandkids. I'm happy as it is and the 3d world can fuck right off.

They don't give a shit because they know there's no hope for their failed creation. Talking to them is also really annoying because they're irrational.

>>8633746
As opposed to being forced to become one when your parents throw you out at 18.

>>8633773
Someone's angry that their shitty parents threw them out in order to have more money for booze.

Throwing people out at 18 with no prospects is the reason America is in the shitter.

>>8633785
That didn't happen to me. Also what's up with the anger thing?

>>8633773
How is that not learning how to be a functioning adult "on your own"?

>>8633785
I never got this whole out at 18 thing. You americans (speaking as a first gen child of immigrants) seem to think its easy out there for a kid on their own. In my culture you take care of your kids until they have proven they can stand on their own feet. Its about the only thing I can respect about my culture. The rest of it is full of shit.

/arab

>>8633804
Never said it wasn't. It's just that prudent parents usually teach their kids these things rather than letting them figure it out on their own. I agree with what >>8633785 said.

>>8633855
Why would anyone willingly spend more time living with their parents than they absolutely have to? I moved out when I was 18 and I don't regret that decision one bit.

>>8633855
It's easy. Just have to take it easy, get some friends, and get a place to yourself. Or join the military.

>>8633773

Yikes, I would have been in deep shit if my parents kicked me out when I was 18. Im 21 and I moved out on my own. I was never really babbied when I was younger, but 18 is still pretty young now a days. I would have had a hard time. I mean, maybe its just this way for me because I stayed back a number of years, but isnt 18 around the time most people get out of high school?

>>8633882
I don't think that age 18 figure applies for everyone. The threshold I'm used to is 21/22. The people I grew up with (upper middle class and above) and the people I met in uni had their parents supporting them all the way until the end of their undergrad. Then the expectation was they would be able to get a job and go off on their own. Some of them still had full support if they went on to worthy graduate studies (law or med). The precondition most of them had for undergrad as well was that they get a 'real' degree with decent job and wage prospects. I think these parents including my own have mentally recognized that an undergrad is essentially a part of the minimum education needed nowadays and so they feel it's part of their responsibility to pay for it.

>>8633873

You must have had shitty parents or you are a shitty kid.

My therapist is the one urging me to get a girlfriend. My love of 2D isn't exactly therapy discussion material.

What's this I'm hearing about kicking your kid out, even if passively, at 18?
What the actual shit? You make, say, $50 an hour, and when your child finishes high school, knowing shit nothing about the world, you have him fend for himself and work for $10 an hour when he could use the time to study to get a job for $40/50/100 an hour?
Where the fuck is the efficiency there? Who gets anything good out of that outcome? The bourgeoisie gets another worker for their machines? Parents in any place care more about the overlords than their children? I don't get it.

My mom walk in on me when I was watching a Billy Herrington video on nico and she got the wrong idea about it

>>8634277
Some parents are really backwards, I guess? I definitely agree, undergrad is the new high school and if you seriously wanna kick your kid out at that age...

I mean, if there's a community college, or better yet a full college in your area, it's far more beneficial in the long run to let your kid stay at home and go to school (hell, make them contribute every month if you have to) than to push them out of the house, incurring living fees and so on.

My parents are lazy deadbeats, one of them moved back in with his parents at age 49 when he lost his job and the other moves from guy to guy until they realize she's borderline insane. I live with my grandmother. She's not even my legal guardian, but she said she's happy to support me as long as I'm doing something (i.e., the EET in NEET).

>>8634240
I would say that it is exactly therapy discussion material.

>>8634240
My therapist says that I deserve somebody. He says I should 'broaden' my target too. That you can find good things in many people.
Even in the event that someday I found a girl who liked me, what the fuck could I do? Most are over 170cm. That's... tall. Most use harsh language. Most I don't find aesthetically pleasing (to me) at all.
Even if I deserve it. Even if I need it. What would I do? Start a relationship (whatever that entails) even if I don't care about the girl? That'd be as fucked up as rejecting her because she's not 2D. I don't know what I should do at this point.

>>8634320
>Most are over 170cm. That's... tall. Most use harsh language.
W..What?

Either way, I'm not anything close to a therapist but I think it's really stupid how obligated people feel towards starting a family and raising children... It's not like were going extinct or anything, if you don't care about it then there's no point in pursuing it

>>8634318

Even if it is, I'll die before I discuss it. There's some shit you just take with you to your grave.

...is what I would say if I didn't have /jp/.

>>8634320
If you wanted to you could try becoming just friends with some people.

>>8634337
I don't know about you, but I can't like people (of any gender or age) who swear openly or however you want to call it.
I suppose swearing has existed since the dawn of language, I don't mean to pretend it doesn't exist, but most girls I have heard talking do it in a... rough, way.
And height... well, you can't tell me one of the pretty things 2D offers isn't short, slim girls. Look at most characters voiced by Kugimiya. Do you think they have those measures just because the author thought that Mite B Cool?
I'm not saying anything about personality because that's an even worse mess than physical appearance.

>>8634371
"Becoming just friends with some people"... you're on /jp/, you know.

>>8630092
There have been some pretty extensive discussions of magic on /jp/ before. Most of us are trying to find a way to use magic to get into Gensokyo.

>>8634634
>magic to get into Gensokyo

Unfortunately the latest part of that endeavor, that I have seen, had digressed to using hand guns.

It's weird; I find myself returning to the realm of waifus and floor-shitting after a year-long normalfag streak which saw success with friends, employment and women. Even after witnessing me at my heterosexual peak, however, my family is implying that I am gay again now that I have begun living modestly once more. They probably think the past year was an act I couldn't keep up, which is true, but not in the way they're thinking.

>>8634634
How about with science? I'v got a rough idea on how do it in M-theory or quantum mechanics assuming that the many-worlds interpretation is true.

Fuck my parents (or my dad and my stepmother, I should say).
I moved out at 17, and since then have lived on my own working for a library making 50k a year (which is pretty good for someone who couldn't even afford college).

Despite all that, the only times they ever even talk to me is either when they want me to go shovel their driveway/do their taxes/take care of their cats or to tell me how disappointed they are in me.

I'd disown them legally if it wasn't such a hassle, and I don't want to tell them to their face how much I hate them because I might get a decent amount of stuff from them once they die.

>>8633049
I'm jealous because my parents are the complete opposite.
They want me to act like an adult and be independent as soon as possible.

Maybe they just want to get rid of me.

>>8637132
>and since then have lived on my own working for a library making 50k a year
What kind of library is this? What are you doing there?

>>8637132
Nice lie buddy

>>8624774
> They still think I'm gay and assure me that if I am they won't judge me.
I've had my mother hint at this several times, saying something like she would be fine with me being gay.

My mom is a feminist so even though she's annoying the hell out of me with that topic it seems that she already post-denied every woman that might try to approach me labelling them as gold-diggers.

My mother always thought i was gay and offered to set me up with a young male in his 20's she knew from her work place, she even gave him my phonenumber.

I could not look her in the eyes for weeks after that conversation.

At first I thought all was good because my older brother is a tall dark, and handsome man that is outgoing, rich, and successful. I thought "Hey, he can have all the success and grandkids!" But then he turned out to be gay. Now he married an even richer and handsome gay stockbroker in New York and they get to be rich millionaires and party/suck each others dicks without worrying about kids while my parents now expect me to carry on the family name.

I'm at University now, so I just lie about being with chicks and say that I haven't gone steady with a girl because I "enjoy the single life too much." Which I do, but they interpret it differently than I do.

They stopped caring. Luckily, my sister is happily married so she gets all the pressure for grandkids instead of me.

>>8637222
At least you have a millionaire brother who you could potentially mooch money from.

My father has repeatedly brought prostitutes to me in an effort to get me to "lose that V-card". He looks like someone stomped on his balls every time I turn him down. I've been turning him down for six years now.

My mother no longer has any friends because she has tried to set me up with all their daughters. The experience was universally so horrible, that her friends have taken it as a slight against them. She continues to burn out any social contacts she has in what seems to be a mad desperation.

I keep telling them to just give up, but they never do.

>>8637405
They couldn't all have been awful, vapid girls, could they?

>>8637365
Me and him were never close, he just ignores me.
If I ever tried to mooch off of him, he would just tell me to fuck off.

I feel very disconnected to him, regardless of the few attempts I tried to get closer to him. Maybe some day in the future.

>>8637550
They were 3D.

>>8637553
Since he's gay, he'll probably give you money if you suck his cock.

>>8625150
This is my dream life. Except also with children (which is problematic because *some* sex would be needed... )
But I can't talk to real girls... I wish someone would arrange it for me, like they did for you.
I'm kinda embarassed when peoplle at work ask if I have a girlfriend, 95% of them do have one.
My parents stopped asking long ago. I have an relative who's been a NEET for almost 60 years and I'm pretty sure everyone in my family figured out already that I'm basically the same except I did manage to land a job.

I just want to be needed and depended on by someone cute.

>>8634240
>>8634320
You realize that that's considered sexual harassment. Depending on where you live you could get quite the sum from suing their pathetic asses.

>>8637222
Haha, are you me? My eldest brother is also gay and is going to marry some rich Indian finance dude in NY.
Middle brother only goes out with black single mothers and I'm never going to have kids unless it's a base wizard spell.
Moving the family to the US sure worked out for my parents.

>>8622689
This, only I tried it unsuccesfully 3 more times.

Shit sucks, but at least you become desensitized to 3D.

>>8637756
And where did you get your law degree?

>>8638580
Desensitized? I fucking wish, Anon.
Yes, for me it did happene in the social aspect, but I still feel like being punched in the stomach every time I remember her body/appearance, and how most girls 18 or above are goddamn amazons. I wish my lust had gone numb along with the loneliness. It's killing me.

My parents already know I'm gay, because they found gay CP on my PC when I was 13.

>>8638629
Get yourself prescribed clonazapan.

>>8624883
>pretending to be a 2d girl. No matter how much i see this shit on this site the feeling off loss never fails to set in....

>>8638680
What do you mean?

>>8638667
I've been through more than one antidepressant (yes, yes, clonazepam is a benzo, not an antidepressant) that reduced my libido to almost zero at times. But this goddamn... feeling, I suppose, that doesn't seem to be the same as sex drive, has never faded in the least.
I don't even fantasize or anything. I'm not closer to committing rape or paying for sex than your average virgin gentleman. Yet this unfulfilled need of putting my hands on something cute (and the thought of having been "so close") has become painful. I'm 21 already and every day I'm further away from... yeah. Two women I met a few weeks ago in a class who easily fit in the "old hag" category turned out to be 23 and 25 years old. Ugh. I'm closer to them than to the legal limit.

>>8638629
I meant desensitized in the sense that I no longer care about 3D, and kill any potential interest I might have in anyone, to avoid a repeat of previous experiences.

It obviously never stops hurting, which is why I do the above.

>>8638704
So, what you're saying is that you want to fuck kids?

>>8638713
Not exactly. I would never touch a minor. Most of them are stupid anyways (as they should be). Hence my suffering.

>>8638727
>I would never touch a minor.
That's what I tell people in real life, too...

>>8638727
Eh, go for loli-lookalikes, or move to a country with reasonable, sane laws.

Don't let the normalfag discourage you.

>>8625207
I remember reading this. I don't remember from where, though.

Was it really that long ago?

>>8638704
Obviously what you're looking for in life is a daughter.

My parents seems to alternate into thinking that i'm "alpha" when they are not looking, and that I'm afraid of women. Must be because I'm always vague about these subjects. They don't even know I watch anime, if I i go and flat out say : I have no interest in real women, the shitstorm would be endless and they never stop bothering me.

Due to circunstances, I'm not a NEET anymore, so that means I'm forced to have contact with plenty of people in my daily life.
People find me to be good looking, so I get some attention from girls at first, my luck is that I'm an apathetic loser alcoholic asshole behind the normalfag facade I put through the day, so once they know who I really am, they fuck off to someone else.

I plan on dying alone, and I have no intentions of ever finding a partner. I just hope my parents figure it out themselves so I don't have to tell them myself.

>>8638733
B-But that'd be even more illegal!
>>8638730
Nope, no lookalikes here. It's amazons to the left and to the right. And minors' minds are as unappealing as old hags' bodies.

This makes me wonder for the umpteenth time how the fuck does everybody and their mother manage to be so easygoing. My (possibly flawed) logic tells me that if people were even mildly demanding, it shouldn't be possible for everybody to permanenly be in a 1-to-1 relationship.

>>8638764
Where do you live, Scandinavia?

>>8625306
>Oy vey
Given this is 4chan, I'm surprised you haven't been trolled or flamed by right-wing neckbeards yet.

>>8638782
But there are plenty of other Jewish posters on /jp/. Also, it's my mother, not me.

>>8638704
I dunno, maybe you just haven't found the right cocktail? I've been on my current batch, with minor adjustments, since before Shakugan no Shana came out. Whenever I got sexual urges I would just masturbate, and after a few years my libido (as in life drive, desire to do things, ambitions, not just sex drive) had drained to Sudo levels.

Also, maybe a change of climate is in order? I moved from a temperate climate to the sub-tropics, and it's done wonders for my lack of care. The fact that the women are unattractive is actually a plus. I don't even fap anymore, and when I do it's usually out of boredom more than anything else.

>>8638796
>since before Shakugan no Shana came out
That's a... surprisingly bizarre, and at the same time surprisingly on-topic, way to keep time.
I hope I find a pill that kills my pain someday.
>>8638769
...No. Actually, the statistics say the average height for females in this country is around 5'3'', or 160cm. But I can't believe that.

>>8638782
>>8638788
Your kind is the cancer that is killing humanity, but none of us want to shit up a good thread by acknowledging your existence.

My parents eventually quit bugging me about it and don't bring it up, I imagine since it just feels awkward when they do for us both. I did overhear them wondering if I was a closet gay once when they were discussing it, and I know my brother thinks I'm gay since "hurr u no hav gurlfriend u gay". Why its such a radical notion to most normals some people just aren't interested in a relationship is beyond me.

>>8638842
Maybe you're just really short? Anything < 180cm is short.

My parents still use the "you can't get a girlfriend if you keep slacking off" line. Or "why don't you go out more? What are you going to do when you get a girlfriend, sit home all day with her?"

As if I'm a teen still. If I'm 24 and you've never seen me with anyone, there's a reason.

>>8638764
Not if you do it the proper way.

>>8639981
Please don't talk about height on /jp/. Thanks.

>>8640681
What's the problem with talking about height on here?

>>8639981
It's not that I'm short and I want a girl who is close to my height. I'm 180cm and I have a hard time finding a female above 160cm (maybe more, maybe less, I don't know) cute. Yes, there are plenty of tall, healthy girls with DYNAMITE BODIES around. But that's not cute. Not cute at all.